| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #477 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 8 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #445 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #2017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #411 | armgun | 2 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #315 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #703 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #854 | cast | 4 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #193 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #208 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #234 | finger cymbals | 2 |
| #498 | gas balloon | 5 |
| #565 | gauze garter | 2 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| #257 | infernal fife | 3 |
| #617 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #290 | knob bugle | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #376 | plastic guitar | 2 |
| #296 | pygmy nose-bone | 2 |
| #596 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |