Museum :: Cafenoire

Cafenoire

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1459	Crimbuck	208
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#700	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#678	Microplushie: Hippylase	9
#435	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#764	Microplushie: Raverdrine	3
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#123	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	7
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#613	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
#320	adorable seal larva	8
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#572	beer bong	1
#610	black pension check	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#945	bone chips	1
#18	booze-soaked cherry	48
#3387	box of sunshine	21
#307	bunny liver	23
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#581	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#9	clingfilm cap	2
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#312	corned-beef Reuben	1
#737	corrupted data	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#256	especially salty dog	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#568	felt	16
#67	festive sausage	36
#303	fez of etymology	1
#529	fire poi	1
#99	flowing hippy skirt	11
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#101	friendly cheez blob	16
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#428	furry pants	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#160	giant candy cane	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#107	goatskin umbrella	18
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#619	googly eye	21
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#391	handful of honey	1
#648	happiness	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#626	hideous egg	1
#69	holiday cheese log	32
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#74	innuendo	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#100	jungle drum	10
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#206	left parenthesis	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#39	lucky lighter	2
#316	macaroni duck	7
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#219	mummy mask	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#690	old sweatpants	88
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#897	petrified wood	1
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#284	pig-iron shinguards	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#1088	poison pen	1
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#723	really dense meat stack	8
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#796	ridiculous cocktail	10
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#207	round green sunglasses	4
#639	round purple sunglasses	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#136	sea avocado	1
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#278	spectre scepter	110
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#936	spooky sap	1
#2248	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2141	stainless steel skullcap	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#1029	stick	1
#175	stray chihuahua	14
#173	stress ball	1
#724	stuffing	12
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#1442	throwing wrench	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#12	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	4
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#429	titanium assault umbrella	17
#1843	towel	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#164	untamable turtle	11
#377	unusual disco ball	7
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#530	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	19
#511	war tongs	1
#26	wax hat	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#239	wool hat	8
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#461	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,106 items total!

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