Museum :: Cafenoire

Cafenoire

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1459	Crimbuck	208
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#702	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#679	Microplushie: Hippylase	9
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#921	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#765	Microplushie: Raverdrine	3
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#123	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	7
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#612	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
#314	adorable seal larva	8
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#571	beer bong	1
#611	black pension check	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#943	bone chips	1
#17	booze-soaked cherry	48
#3384	box of sunshine	21
#303	bunny liver	23
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#9	clingfilm cap	2
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#310	corned-beef Reuben	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#254	especially salty dog	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#567	felt	16
#67	festive sausage	36
#303	fez of etymology	1
#529	fire poi	1
#99	flowing hippy skirt	11
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#100	friendly cheez blob	16
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#427	furry pants	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#107	goatskin umbrella	18
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#617	googly eye	21
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#390	handful of honey	1
#647	happiness	1
#1680	heart of the volcano	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1882	herringcello	1
#627	hideous egg	1
#69	holiday cheese log	32
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#74	innuendo	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#100	jungle drum	10
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#206	left parenthesis	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#39	lucky lighter	2
#312	macaroni duck	7
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#236	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#490	mulled cider	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#685	old sweatpants	88
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#898	petrified wood	1
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#721	really dense meat stack	8
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#326	red plastic baby	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#796	ridiculous cocktail	10
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#206	round green sunglasses	4
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#135	sea avocado	1
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#275	spectre scepter	110
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#937	spooky sap	1
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#1028	stick	1
#173	stray chihuahua	14
#173	stress ball	1
#723	stuffing	12
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#1441	throwing wrench	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#12	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	4
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#429	titanium assault umbrella	17
#1841	towel	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#163	untamable turtle	11
#376	unusual disco ball	7
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#529	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	19
#510	war tongs	1
#26	wax hat	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#238	wool hat	8
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#464	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,106 items total!

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