Cafenoire

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#448Bash-Ōs boxtop2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1459Crimbuck208
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥈Fuzzby1
#607Gaia beads1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#678Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#702Microplushie: Dorkonide2
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#679Microplushie: Hippylase9
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#921Microplushie: Otakulone2
#765Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#2659Rock Pops1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#123Thwaitgold butterfly statuette7
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#611Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette13
#508Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#936Travels with Jerry1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#221a butt tuba4
#314adorable seal larva8
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#432asbestos apron1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#227battered hubcap1
#571beer bong1
#611black pension check1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#943bone chips1
#17booze-soaked cherry48
#3384box of sunshine21
#304bunny liver23
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#352can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#802cement sandals1
#555chocolate cigar1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#9clingfilm cap2
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
🥉control crystal1
#310corned-beef Reuben1
#735corrupted data1
#19creepy-ass club1
#113crotchety pants1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#1269dense meat stack1
#587distressed denim pants1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#256duct tape wallet1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1910elven suicide capsule1
#254especially salty dog1
#26evil-ass club1
#1946facsimile dictionary1
#14fancy black tie1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#567felt16
#67festive sausage36
#303fez of etymology1
#529fire poi1
#99flowing hippy skirt11
#88forbidden sausage3
#100friendly cheez blob16
#45frigid-ass club1
#428frilly shirt1
#62fudge pocket square1
#427furry pants1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#161giant candy cane1
#427gift-a-pult1
#1108glowing red eye1
#107goatskin umbrella18
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#617googly eye21
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#391grungy bandana1
#390handful of honey1
#647happiness1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#60helm of the white knight1
#1882herringcello1
#627hideous egg1
#69holiday cheese log32
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#18hot daub bun1
#24hot-ass club1
#74innuendo1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#100jungle drum10
#529kick-ass kicks1
#897kumquartz1
#206left parenthesis1
#1830licorice garrote1
#836live wire1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#39lucky lighter2
#311macaroni duck7
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#248makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#490mulled cider1
#218mummy mask1
#20nasty-ass club1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#418obnoxious riddle1
#691old coin purse1
#676old leather wallet1
#685old sweatpants88
#105packet of orchid seeds1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#239palm-frond cloak1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#898petrified wood1
#332phish stick3
#293pig-iron bracers1
#308pig-iron helm1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#66pixel morning star1
#1087poison pen1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#721really dense meat stack8
#35record of infuriating silence1
#25record of menacing silence1
#28record of tranquil silence1
#326red plastic baby1
#58ridiculous belt1
#796ridiculous cocktail10
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#206round green sunglasses4
#638round purple sunglasses1
#103scissor duck1
#135sea avocado1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#891silver shrimp fork1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#107sleep mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#275spectre scepter110
🥈speed limit shield1
#937spooky sap1
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#105stapler bear1
#1028stick1
#173stray chihuahua14
#173stress ball1
#723stuffing12
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#1441throwing wrench1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#12tiny plastic Ed the Undying4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#429titanium assault umbrella17
#1841towel1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#163untamable turtle11
#375unusual disco ball7
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#529vertebra of the Bonerdagon19
#510war tongs1
#26wax hat1
#91willowy bonnet1
#238wool hat8
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#464wumpus hair1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 1,106 items total!

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