| #113 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1017 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #363 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #395 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #53 | Abyssal ember | 2 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #96 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #394 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #175 | BACON | 2 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #81 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #41 | BRICKO trunk | 2 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #162 | Battlie Light Saver | 2 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #614 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #131 | Black Body™ spray | 2 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #149 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #25 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1172 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #64 | Bram's choker | 2 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #66 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1577 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1038 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1200 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #855 | Crown of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #67 | Cursed Punch | 2 |
| #197 | DUFRESNE Suds | 4 |
| #1770 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #392 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 9 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #87 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #256 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #355 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #136 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 3 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #169 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #77 | Gnollish casserole dish | 11 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #91 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #137 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #42 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #28 | Handsome Devil | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1143 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #614 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #39 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 1 |
| #39 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #385 | Hollandaise helmet | 3 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #678 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1869 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1202 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #446 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #71 | Junk-Bond | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-style derby | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 3 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1008 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #913 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #747 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #831 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #170 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #237 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1216 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #35 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1760 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #205 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 2 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #66 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #40 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #111 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 2 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #58 | Meteorite-Ade | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #204 | Misty Cape | 8 |
| #257 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #269 | Misty Robe | 4 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #525 | Monstar energy beverage | 2 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1002 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #161 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #86 | New Age healing crystal | 4 |
| #523 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #645 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #51 | O | 2 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #373 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #555 | PADL Phone | 2 |
| #360 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #629 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #10 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #142 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #57 | Prunets | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #71 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2432 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #93 | Sacramento wine | 2 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #201 | Shivering Chèvre | 3 |
| #155 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #728 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #86 | Source essence | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #134 | Space Tours Tripple | 8 |
| #12 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #54 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 2 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #388 | Swabbie™ swab | 3 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #327 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #40 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #59 | Take Eleven Bar | 2 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #1955 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #217 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1161 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #493 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 2 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #317 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #310 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #304 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #290 | Typical Tavern swill | 15 |
| #59 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
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| #58 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
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| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
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| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #13 | industrial strength anti-fungal spray | 1 |
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| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
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| #42 | loose purse strings | 1 |
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| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #85 | low-budget shield | 2 |
| #913 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
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| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
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| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
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| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #158 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
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| #33 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #1282 | plot hole | 1 |
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| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
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| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
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| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #116 | pocket wish | 1 |
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| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #326 | pointed stick | 2 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
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| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
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| #76 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
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| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
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| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
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| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
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| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
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| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #142 | premium malt liquor | 2 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
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| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #777 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
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| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy dart | 1 |
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| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
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| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #97 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #138 | rat carcass | 2 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
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| #39 | ratskin belt | 2 |
| #45 | rattail whip | 2 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1504 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #60 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #963 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #91 | really thick spine | 2 |
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| #797 | red pixel | 1 |
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| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
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| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
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| #39 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #45 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #773 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #31 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #405 | ribbon candy | 1 |
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| #107 | right parenthesis | 1 |
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| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
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| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
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| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
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| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1006 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #746 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
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| #208 | salt wages | 1 |
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| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
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| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
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| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #438 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #316 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
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| #407 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 3 |
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| #133 | scrumptious ice ant | 2 |
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| #226 | sea blueberry | 1 |
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| #51 | sea jelly | 1 |
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| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #858 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #96 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #76 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #105 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #76 | shocked shell | 2 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #141 | short deposition | 3 |
| #128 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #15 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #174 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 2 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #585 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
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| #117 | shot of pear schnapps | 2 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #678 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #645 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #115 | sinister-looking cat | 4 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #101 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #327 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #320 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #57 | sleep mask | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
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