Museum :: Deimos

Deimos

Rank	Item	Quantity
#130	"DRINK ME" potion	297
#11	"Humorous" T-shirt	17
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#292	1-ball	18
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#38	100-Watt bulb	4
#134	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	94
#287	2-ball	17
#383	3-ball	12
#63	30669 scroll	162
#97	33398 scroll	272
#55	334 scroll	128
#110	37x37x37 puzzle cube	33
#471	4-ball	9
#56	4-dimensional guitar	57
#51	5-Alarm Saucepan	8
#326	5-ball	15
#377	6-ball	12
#158	64067 scroll	3
#155	668 scroll	9
#39	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	136
#361	7-ball	14
#436	8-ball	58
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#26	Alice's Army Alchemist	89
#25	Alice's Army Bowman	41
#26	Alice's Army Cleric	36
#22	Alice's Army Coward	43
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#23	Alice's Army Guard	87
#24	Alice's Army Halberder	86
#27	Alice's Army Hammerman	34
#31	Alice's Army Horseman	28
#28	Alice's Army Lanceman	40
#29	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	71
#44	Alice's Army Martyr	9
#28	Alice's Army Ninja	91
#29	Alice's Army Nurse	92
#25	Alice's Army Page	91
#25	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	88
#45	Alice's Army Sniper	8
#22	Alice's Army Spearsman	101
#24	Alice's Army Swordsman	89
#26	Alice's Army Wallman	89
#265	Amulet of Yendor	86
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#328	Angry Farmer candy	365
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#165	BRICKO brick	1,516
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#301	BRICKO eye brick	31
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#16	BRICKO pants	7
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#176	BURT	166
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	55
#79	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	24
#94	Barulio's bottle	4
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#82	Battlie Light Saver	12
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#71	BitterSweetTarts	57
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#203	Black No. 2	40
#187	Blackfly Chardonnay	26
#214	Blatantly Canadian	14
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#158	Bonerdagon necklace	57
#15	Bonestabber	3
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#8	Boris's key lime	93
#243	Boris's ring	7
#130	Boss Bat bling	24
#172	Boss Bat britches	72
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#270	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	31
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#75	CSA all-purpose soap	68
#84	CSA bravery badge	83
#103	CSA cheerfulness ration	64
#126	CSA discount card	25
#135	CSA fire-starting kit	173
#76	CSA obedience grenade	155
#95	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	88
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#85	Camp Scout pup tent	107
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#112	Claybender glasses	3
#410	Cloaca grenade	41
#981	Cloaca-Cola	14
#376	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	10
#79	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	29
#79	Cloaca-Cola helmet	29
#138	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	23
#86	Cloaca-Cola shield	26
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#107	Codpiece of the Goblin King	49
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#116	Cold Hots candy	134
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#51	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	47
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#250	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#113	Cosmic Calorie	139
#736	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#199	Crimbo candied pecan	85
#212	Crimbo fudge	85
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#212	Crimbo peppermint bark	74
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#62	Crimbojito	6
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#355	Crown of the Goblin King	67
#190	Daffy Taffy	174
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#202	Divine	3
#28	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	349
#103	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	153
#39	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	71
#22	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	156
#296	Doc's Miracle Cure	4
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#349	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	24
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#34	Dramatic™ range	50
#311	Drowsy Sword	62
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#79	Duskwalker syringe	11
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#195	Dyspepsi-Cola	393
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#69	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	25
#88	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	22
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#81	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	22
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#77	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	53
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#196	Ent cider	68
#44	FDKOL commendation	12,558
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#42	FDKOL hotcakes	200
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#239	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	48
#97	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	10
#137	Feynman gate	93
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#30	Folder Holder	1
#278	Frat Army FGF	10
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#67	Frosty's frosty mug	28
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#56	GOTO	31
#71	Gaia beads	79
#52	Game Grid ticket	663
#80	Game Grid token	111
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#55	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	132
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#68	Gnollish flyswatter	49
#73	Gnollish pie server	25
#50	Gnollish pie tin	274
#103	Gnollish plunger	29
#71	Gnollish slotted spoon	28
#173	Gnollish toolbox	36
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#33	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	81
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#85	Hippy Army MPE	165
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#118	Hodgman's blanket	11
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#128	Hollandaise helmet	88
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#147	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	15
#126	Iiti Kitty phone charm	35
#213	Imp Ale	1,080
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#213	Instant Karma	51
#764	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#7	Jarlsberg's key lime	88
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#93	Jolly Roger charrrm	56
#93	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	32
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#296	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	32
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#48	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	14
#141	Knob Goblin Mutagen	6
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#106	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	7
#56	Knob Goblin elite helm	113
#56	Knob Goblin elite pants	118
#85	Knob Goblin elite polearm	78
#151	Knob Goblin elite shirt	59
#15	Knob Goblin eyedrops	151
#125	Knob Goblin firecracker	201
#61	Knob Goblin harem pants	112
#50	Knob Goblin harem veil	119
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#119	Knob Goblin melon baller	28
#66	Knob Goblin nasal spray	32
#127	Knob Goblin pants	125
#62	Knob Goblin perfume	64
#34	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	106
#138	Knob Goblin scimitar	119
#159	Knob Goblin seltzer	143
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#149	Knob Goblin spatula	133
#154	Knob Goblin steroids	98
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#189	Knob Goblin superseltzer	47
#142	Knob Goblin tongs	124
#224	Knob Goblin visor	31
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#43	Knob mushroom	555
#97	Knob nuts	10
#87	Knob pasty	7
#97	Knob sausage	131
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#22	Knob stir-fry	32
#15	Knob stroganoff	65
#56	Knob stuffed shells	69
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#99	Knoll mushroom	141
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#33	Li'l Businessman Kit	11
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#98	Lobos Mints	6
#63	Lockenstock™ sandals	97
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#437	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	62
#352	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	23
#295	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	170
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#21	MSG	181
#35	Mace of the Tortoise	14
#176	Mad Train wine	616
#100	Mae West	15
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#476	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	17
#73	Manetwich	13
#43	Mariner's Friend cough drops	26
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#116	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	25
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#106	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	20
#169	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	29
#202	Meat detector	3
#290	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	21
#134	Meleegra™ pills	86
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#137	Mer-kin foodbucket	3
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#91	Mer-kin thingpouch	8
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#179	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	491
#621	Microplushie: Bropane	10
#514	Microplushie: Dorkonide	5
#681	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	3
#454	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#587	Microplushie: Gothochondria	9
#566	Microplushie: Hippylase	14
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#388	Microplushie: Hobomosome	14
#564	Microplushie: Otakulone	16
#675	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#493	Microplushie: Sororitrate	15
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#258	Misty Cloak	4
#193	Misty Robe	9
#342	Mob Penguin cellular phone	62
#159	Mohawk wig	84
#212	Mon Tiki	5
#312	Monstar energy beverage	13
#13	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	3
#60	Mortimer's nostrum	7
#255	Mountain Stream soda	112
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#142	Mr. Haggis	12
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#227	Mr. Mediocrebar	241
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#82	NG	23
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#226	Neuromancer	2
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#164	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	40
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	7
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#202	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	6
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#113	Nuclear Blastball	24
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#39	Oil of Parrrlay	93
#52	Okee-Dokee soda	18
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#46	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	35
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#134	Orcish baseball cap	35
#134	Orcish cargo shorts	29
#143	Orcish frat-paddle	30
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#87	P.B.L.T.	25
#160	PADL Phone	92
#122	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	24
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#199	Penultimate Fantasy chest	147
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#10	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	3
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#53	Piddles	89
#57	Pine-Fresh air freshener	64
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#12	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	1
#107	PlexiPips	2
#37	Pokëmann band-aid	101
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#551	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	3
#546	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	3
#43	Polka Pop	59
#105	Polysniff Perfume	5
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#31	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	53
#35	Rad Lib	211
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#217	Ram's Face Lager	187
#43	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	4
#369	Red Pill	1
#446	Red Rover BB gun	6
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#397	Rock Pops	131
#25	Rock and Roll Legend	89
#89	Russian Ice	2
#259	SPF 451 lip balm	9
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#236	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#87	Scuba Snack	3
#111	Senior Mints	144
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#123	Shivering Chèvre	24
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#12	Small Medium	3
#90	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	14
#10	Sneaky Pete's key lime	104
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#138	Snow Queen Crown	37
#9	Snow Suit	2
#102	Space Tourist Phaser	6
#134	Space Tours Tripple	8
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#91	Spam Witch sammich	745
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#358	Spooky Surprise Egg	33
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#39	Staff of the Greasefire	2
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#155	Supernova Champagne	47
#53	Swabbie™ swab	100
#33	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	3
#85	T.U.R.D.S. Key	12
#432	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	27
#295	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	50
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#472	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	21
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#172	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	487
#143	Tears of the Quiet Healer	15
#74	Temps Tempranillo	2
#50	Tequiz Navidad	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#127	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	38
#64	The Bomb	2
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#14	The Lost Glasses	11
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#141	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	14
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#355	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	19
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#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
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#3344	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
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#2878	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#586	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	12
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
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#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
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#2008	tiny plastic mosquito	9
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#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
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#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#1503	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	12
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#84	tube of dread wax	78
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#19	ultrafondue	44
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#423	vampire duck-on-a-string	25
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#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
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#19	velvet choker	9
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#229	very overdue library book	1
#127	vial of The Glistening	3
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#8	villainous scythe	1
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#121	voodoo snuff	12
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#74	watered-down Red Minotaur	45
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#46	white Xanadian	12
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#48	white collar	53
#97	white hat hacker T-shirt	14
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#68	white picket fence	45
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#69	white satin shield	43
#103	white snake skin	127
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
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#88	white whip	1
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#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#101	willyweed	19
#341	wind-up chattering teeth	93
#187	windchimes	60
#141	wine spritzer	9
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#69	wizard action figure	1
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#20	woolen cravat	5
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#230	worthless gewgaw	31
#267	worthless knick-knack	32
#210	worthless trinket	29
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#307	wrench bracelet	11
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#196	x-ray specs	110
#52	yak anorak	9
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#61	yakskin buckler	2
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#125	yam candy	2
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#337	yellow brick road	1
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
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#286	yellow snowcone	113
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#370	yeti fur	443
#1584	yo	3
#191	yo-yo	157
#378	yohohoyo	4
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#99	yummy death watch beetle	10
#148	zmobie	1
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 318,128 items total!

what items are this player missing?