| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #115 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #235 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #5 | 0 | 1 |
| 🥉 | 1 | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #20 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #216 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #43 | Arrow (+1) | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #55 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #54 | Azurite | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #83 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #298 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #217 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 45 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #31 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #53 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #22 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #108 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #22 | Breathitin™ | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #49 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #23 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #84 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #128 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #49 | Dad's brandy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #444 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #37 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #25 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #37 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #29 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #52 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #255 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #1104 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #164 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #389 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #127 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #28 | Extrovermectin™ | 1 |
| #50 | Eye Agate | 1 |
| #120 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energy™ | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #27 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #21 | Fleshazole™ | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #287 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #30 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #24 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #605 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #77 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #39 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #41 | Gnomish sagngria | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #61 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #69 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #22 | Homebodyl™ | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #69 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #51 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #36 | Jamocha berry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #12 | LED candle | 1 |
| #88 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #54 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #29 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 1 |
| #14 | Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) | 1 |
| #15 | Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) | 1 |
| #18 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #525 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 52 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #38 | Marltini | 1 |
| #477 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #15 | Mayam spinach | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #15 | Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #30 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #29 | Mrs. Rush | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #17 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #16 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #33 | Punching Potion | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #27 | Salsa Caliente™ candle | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #36 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #67 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #11 | Septapus summoning charm | 1 |
| #20 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #37 | Shielding Potion | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #13 | Southern yam | 1 |
| #15 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #25 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #210 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #215 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #213 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #202 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #26 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #88 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #20 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #5 | Synapse Blaster | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #35 | The Beast Within™ candle | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1816 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #39 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #35 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #69 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #57 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #70 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #84 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #21 | adobe brittle | 1 |
| #678 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #52 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #54 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| #55 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
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| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
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| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
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| 🥈 | datastick | 1 |
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| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
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| #98 | dog ointment | 1 |
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| #54 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #291 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #14 | embering hunk | 1 |
| #133 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #29 | emergency glowstick | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #25 | energized spores | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #194 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #114 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #63 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #39 | expired MRE | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #14 | extra time | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #25 | extra-grubby grub | 1 |
| #25 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #45 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #40 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #77 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #532 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #295 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #23 | fiberglass insulation | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #37 | filled mosquito | 1 |
| #119 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #100 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #101 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #65 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #78 | finger exerciser | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #16 | fire ant pheromones | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #219 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #70 | firemilk | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #13 | fishin' hat | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #119 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | five-fingered fern resin | 1 |
| #19 | fixodent | 1 |
| #79 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #17 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #27 | flapper fly | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #100 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #73 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #186 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #40 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #206 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #83 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #49 | folder (Yedi) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (magenta) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #11 | forest canopy bed | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #105 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #90 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #139 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #283 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #129 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #222 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #62 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #133 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #20 | fruity pebble | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #108 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #39 | fusillocybin | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #202 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #28 | gaffer's tape | 1 |
| #49 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #134 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #140 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #61 | gas can | 1 |
| #48 | gator shades | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #34 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #58 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #46 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #194 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #161 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #124 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #135 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #70 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #24 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #199 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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