Museum :: Al Frodo

Al Frodo

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#122	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#54	AutumnFest ale	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#53	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#630	BURT	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#219	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	44
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#158	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#27	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#347	Elf Guard MPC	2
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#118	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#48	Eye Agate	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#26	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#30	Giant black monolith	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#38	Glum berry	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#53	Golden Light	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#22	Homebodyl™	1
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#16	Irish eggnog	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#36	Jamocha berry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#12	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#12	LED candle	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#29	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#27	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#13	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	1
#14	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	1
#17	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#38	London frog	1
#535	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	51
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#86	Mansquito's blood	1
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#38	Marltini	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#14	Mayam spinach	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#11	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	1
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#428	wonderwall shield	1
#80	wood screw	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#46	wool sock	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#74	wrestling mask	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#22	yam	1
#14	yam and swiss	1
#15	yam battery	1
#9	yam burrito	1
#181	yam candy	1
#10	yam martini	1
#12	yam mayo	1
#11	yam slider	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#63	yellow seashell	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#37	yule grog	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 5,967 items total!

what items are this player missing?