In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 4,827 short.

• "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 1,970 carat gold
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 17-ball
• 18-picohertz resonator crystal
• 1952 Mickey Mantle card
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 4:20 bomb
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• Abyssal ember
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aerheads
• Affirmation Cookie
• Agent Mauve
• Agitated Turkey
• Aiolion
• Aldebaran sardines
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army booster box
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Amanitee
• Amnesiac Ale
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Yendor
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Arr, M80
• Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• Artist's Whisk of Misery
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Atomic Comic
• Aura Libre
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• Ax of L'rose
• Aye Aye, Captain
• BGE merchandise order form
• BGE pocket calendar
• BGE shotglass
• BOOtonniere
• BRAINS shorts
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO bulwark
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO eye brick
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO turtle
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• Bag o' Tricks
• Bal-musette accordion
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
• Batfellow comic
• Beach Buck
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Loathing
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bettie page
• Bicycle
• Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
• Big Candy's tophat
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• BittyCar HotCar
• BittyCar MeatCar
• BittyCar SoulCar
• Black Angus blackburger
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black Hole
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Blizzards I Have Died In
• Blood 'n' Plenty
• Blood Light
• Bloodbath
• Bluzzard
• Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
• Bohemian rhapsody
• Bone's Farm "wine"
• Bonestabber
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Bordeaux Marteaux
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boulevardier cocktail
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Bowlet
• Boxing Day Pass
• Boxing Day care package
• Brand of Violence
• Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
• Bright Water
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Bulky Buddy Box
• Bustle Hustler
• Buttery Boy
• Byte
• C.B.F.G.
• C.H.U.M. knife
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• CRIMBCO lanyard
• CRIMBCO mug
• CRIMBCO scrip
• CRIMBCO wine
• CRIMBCOIDS mints
• CRIMBCOLOAF
• CSA fire-starting kit
• Caipiranha
• Cajun accordion
• Camp Scout backpack
• Can of Spaghetto
• Can-Can skirt
• Candicaine
• Candy Alexander
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Celsius 233
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Cement Mixer
• Centauri fish wine
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• Charleston shoes
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Ched
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• Chester's sunglasses
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Chinese curse words
• Chorale of Companionship
• Christmas ham
• Chroner cross
• Chroner trigger
• Cincho de Mayo
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Clara's bell
• Climate Colada
• Cobra Bowl
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail
• Coily™
• Coinspiracy
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comet Drop
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Convincing People You Can See The Future
• Cornbeefadon
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crazymaker
• Crepes a la Lune
• Crimbeau de toilette
• Crimbo Candy Cookbook
• Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
• Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
• Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo Factory surprise box
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo candle
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo paste
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo salad
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo stockings
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo tattoo kit
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbo ukulele
• Crimbo wreath
• Crimbolex watch
• Crimbomega drive chain
• Crimbomination Contraption
• Crimbonium fuel rod
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
• Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
• Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
• Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
• Crimbot battery
• Crimbot schematic: Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
• Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
• Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
• Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
• Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs
• Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
• Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
• Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
• Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
• Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
• Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
• Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
• Crimbot schematic: Power Arm
• Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
• Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
• Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
• Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
• Crimbough
• Crimboween memo
• Crimboysters Rockefeller
• Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuck
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Crown of Thrones
• Cycloney
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• DNOTC Box
• DUFRESNE Suds
• Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
• Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
• Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
• Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
• Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
• Daisy's unclean bloomers
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Das Überkühlraum trading card
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated MiniMechaElf
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dickory Farms Gift Basket
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey Whinskey
• Dinsey face paint
• Dinsey food-cone
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Disgeist
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
• Dolph Bossin's charity note
• Doublepunchplanter
• Drac & Tan
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hemlock
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Driplet
• Dripwood slab
• Drunk Uncles holo-record
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Neurologist
• Drunken Philosopher
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Dump Truck
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
• EMD holo-record
• Earth and Firewater
• Easter eggnog
• Ecto-Cooler
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Egnaro berry
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
• Eldritch snap
• Electric Punch
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard SCUBA tank
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard fuel tank
• Elf Guard honor present
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Ellsbury's skull
• Elron's Explosive Etude
• Elvish sunglasses
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Ent cider
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Event Horizon
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• Eye and a Twist
• FDKOL commendation
• FDKOL fire hose
• FDKOL hotcakes
• FDKOL tattoo
• Fabiotion
• Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Faux
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Feynman gate
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• Firewater
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flaming Caipiranha
• Flaming Knob
• Flaming Mohobo
• Flaming Sazerorc
• Flan
• Flan in the Moon
• Flivver
• Flying Caipiranha
• Folder Holder
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• Freddy Kruegerand
• French bronilla brogurt
• French slippers
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Friendly Turkey
• Fromage Pinotage
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's frosty mug
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's old silk hat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Frown Exerciser
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• Fudgie Roll
• FunFunds™
• Fuzzby
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Gabarbar
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Gathered Meat-Clip
• Gazelleton
• Gene Tonic: Constellation
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Hobo
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Orc
• Gene Tonic: Penguin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Undead
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• General Assembly Module
• Gets-You-Drunk
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Pinching Quarterly
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glenn's golden dice
• Globmule
• Go-Wassail
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
• Golden Mean
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Good 'n' Slimy
• Goodfella contract
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gorillape
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Grasshopper
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great Older Fashioned
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Green Burlap
• Green Giant
• Green Muslin
• Green Velvet
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grey Guanon
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Groll doll
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummi-Memory
• Gummy Brains
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Guzzlrbuck
• Gygaxian Libram
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Haunted Sorority House staff guide
• Haymaker
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Herring Daiquiri
• Herring Wallbanger
• Herringtini
• Hersey™ SMOOCH
• Hide-rox™ cookie
• Highest Bitter
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's blanket
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Horsery contract
• Hot Socks
• Hotwire™ brand candy rope
• How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Huggler Radio
• Humpty Dumplings
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• Ice Island Long Tea
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Hurricane
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jack-in-the-box
• Jackass Plumber home game
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Jokester makeup
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Keese berry
• Kiss the Knob apron
• Kissin' Cousins
• Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
• Knob Göblin lòve potion
• Knob Goblin Uberpants
• Knob Kitchen grab-bag
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Krampus Horn
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
• LARP carp
• LARP membership card
• LED block
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Elixir #3
• LOV Elixir #6
• LOV Elixir #9
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Entrance Pass
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• LWA ring
• Lars the Cyberian
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• LavaCo™ Lamp housing
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lemonade-235
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• Let Me Be!
• Liam's mail
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Little Crimson Book
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lobos Mints
• Lobster qua Grill
• Locust
• Lollipop Drop
• Lolsipop
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
• Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• Lucky Lindy
• Lucky Strikes holo-record
• Lumineux Limnio
• Lump-Stacking for Beginners
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Mark of the Bugbear
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Skeleton
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark of the Zombie
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Maxing, Relaxing
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Butler
• Meat maid body
• Meat-inflating powder
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Memory Disk, Alpha
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin cookiestove
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin fitbrine
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin hallpass
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin knucklebone
• Mer-kin lunchbox
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin rollpin
• Mer-kin roundshield
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin stopwatch
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin takebag
• Mer-kin thighguard
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin wordquiz
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Mesmereyes™ contact lenses
• Meteoid ice beam
• Meteorite-Ade
• Microplushie: Bropane
• Microplushie: Dorkonide
• Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hippylase
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• Microplushie: Sororitrate
• Mini-Crimbot crate
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
• Miniborg beeper
• Miniborg hiveminder
• Miniborg laser
• Miniborg stomper
• Miniborg strangler
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Mohobo
• Monster Manuel
• Moon Pie
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Morbidda trading card
• More Humanitini than Humanitini
• Morlock's Mark Bourbon
• Morphan
• Morto Moreto
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Burnsger
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Joe's bangles
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murgatroyd diode
• Muschat
• Mustardigrade
• My First Art of War
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• N. O. Beer
• NPZR chemistry set
• Nadsat berry
• Napalm In The Morning™ candle
• Nayztameetjoo trading card
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party guest pass
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New Cloaca-Cola
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newark
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Nightmare Fuel
• Nightstalker perfume
• No Hats as Art
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Nursine
• O
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Oh, the Humanitini
• Okee-Dokee soda
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
• Ol' Scratch's salad fork
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Oppossum
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Oscus's pelt
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• PB&BP
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pack of Every Card
• Pain Dip
• Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Para-Pop
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Party-in-a-Can™
• Peaclock
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pener's drumstick
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phlegethon
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• PirateRealm guest pass
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Plague of Locusts
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pneumo bar
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Poison Oak trading card
• Poké-Gro fertilizer
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Potion of Heroism
• Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
• Powerful Glove
• Prelude of Precision
• Princess Rutabaga trading card
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Prunets
• Psycho From The Heat
• Puffstone cigar
• Quaatorade™
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Rad Lib
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Ralph IX cognac
• Rattlin' Chains
• Red Dwarf
• Red Fox glove
• Red Pill
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Rover BB gun
• Retenez L'Herbe Paté
• Rethinking Candy
• Retrospecs
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Riker's Search History
• Rock Garden Guide
• Roman Candelabra
• Roo trading card
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• Ruffalo
• Russian Ice
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.T.L.T.
• SMOOCH bottlecap
• SMOOCH bracers
• SMOOCH breastplate
• SMOOCH codpiece
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• SMOOCH kneepads
• SMOOCH spaulders
• STYX deodorant body spray
• Saison du Lune
• Sasq™ watch
• Satan hat
• Sazerorc
• Sazuruk-hai
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Schrödinger's thermos
• Science Notebook
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Sequestrian
• Serenity trading card
• Seven Loco
• Shantix™
• Shot of Kardashian Gin
• Shot of the Living Dead
• Shrieking Weasel holo-record
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shudder
• Silly Little Love Song
• Silver Bullet beer
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Sitrep berry
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skull Punch
• Skullhead's Screw
• Skully's hot chocolate
• Sledgehamster
• Slimebite
• Slimosa
• Slippery Knob
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Slotter
• Small Medium
• Smashmoth
• Smoldering Clover™ candle
• Smuggler's Punch
• Snarf berry
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Sogg-Os
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source shades
• Source terminal
• Source terminal ASHRAM chip
• Source terminal CRAM chip
• Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Source terminal PRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Source terminal file: critical.enh
• Source terminal file: portscan.edu
• Source terminal file: spam.ext
• Sourfinger
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Baby children's book
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spechunky bar
• Special Seasoning
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Squib
• St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
• Stabonic scroll
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star Spawn
• Star of Bravery
• Steamboat
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Stooper
• Straypler
• Stupid University Diploma
• Suffering Sinner
• Summer Nights
• Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
• Superdrifter holo-record
• Superhero Reboots
• Suppurating Sinner
• Swedish massage fish
• Sweet Sword
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
• TRIO cup of beer
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Spelunking
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
• Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
• Telltale™ rubber heart
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Temps Tempranillo
• Thanksgiving ration
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting
• The Author's ink
• The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• The Big Book of Communism
• The Big Book of Communism (used)
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Bomb
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Cooler Out of Space
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Emperor's dry cleaning
• The Emperor's new cookie
• The Emperor's new hat
• The Emperor's new pants
• The Emperor's new shirt
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Firegate Tapes
• The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's gun
• The Jokester's pants
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Joy of Wassailing
• The Joy of Wassailing (used)
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Glasses
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Lot's engagement ring
• The Mad Liquor
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Pigs holo-record
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Smith's Tome
• The Snake trading card
• The Snitch's Manifesto
• The Spirit of Crimbo
• The Spirit of Giving
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Sword in the Steak
• The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
• The Western Look
• They'll Love You In Rhinestones
• Thinknerd T-Shirt
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Base
• Third Eye
• Thor's Pliers
• Thorny Toad trading card
• Three Mile Island shorts
• Thriller Ice
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Tickle-Me Emilio
• Tiki lighter
• Time Bandit Time Towel
• Time Cape
• Time Cloak
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time Lord Participation Mug
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Trainbot autoassembly module
• Trainbot harness
• Trainbot luggage hook
• Trainbot radar monocle
• Transylvania Sling
• Trash, a Memoir
• Travels with Jerry
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Tropical Crimbo Hat
• Tropical Crimbo Shorts
• Tropical Crimbo Sword
• Trout Fishing in Loathing
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Turtle Bowl
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Ultra Mega Sour Ball
• Ultracolor™ shirt
• Ultrasoldier Serum
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's Rations
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld sapling
• Underworld truncheon
• Underworld trunk
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Unspeakachu
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Ur-Donut
• V for Vivala mask
• VYKEA blood rune
• VYKEA frenzy rune
• VYKEA instructions
• VYKEA lightning rune
• VYKEA mead
• VYKEA meatballs
• VYKEA rail
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Valentine's Day cake
• Vamprey
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaporpoise
• Velougats™
• Vial of jus de larmes
• Victor's Spoils
• Vivian's Vitamin
• Volcoino
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart gift certificate
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Wand of Oscus
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
• Wendtigo
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• Wet Russian
• Whenchamacallit bar
• White Dragon Fang
• Wickers bar
• Winifred's whistle
• Witchess Set
• Woldo trading card
• Wolfman Nardz
• Workytime Tea
• Wrecked Generator
• Wrotz
• Wullabye
• X
• X-32-F snowman crate
• X-37 gun
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian 5D printer
• Xiblaxian alloy
• Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
• Xiblaxian circuitry
• Xiblaxian crystal
• Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
• Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
• Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
• Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
• Xiblaxian polymer
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeg's Motel alarm clock
• Yeg's Motel disposable razor
• Yeg's Motel mouthwash
• Yeg's Motel pillow mint
• Yeg's Motel sewing kit
• Yeg's Motel stationery
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Yolo™ chocolates
• Yorick
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Yuleviathan necklace
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zombo's skullcap
• Zoodriver
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a bug's lymph
• a cute angel
• a suspicious address
• abominable snowcone
• abstraction: certainty
• abstraction: comprehension
• abstraction: joy
• abstraction: thought
• abyssal battle plans
• accidental mutton
• adhesive tape dolly
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adventurer clone egg
• aerated diving helmet
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airborne mutagen
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• albatross necklace
• alien animal milk
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien protein powder
• alien rock sample
• alien source code printout
• alien source code printout (used)
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• all-year sucker
• alpine watercolor set
• ammonite candy mold
• ammonite fossil
• ancient hot dog wrapper
• ancient medicinal herbs
• ancient redwood
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell powder
• anemoney clip
• anger blaster
• ankleweights
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary gift box
• anniversary pewter cape
• anniversary tiny latex mask
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• antimatter wad
• antique 8-Bit Power magazine
• antique bottle opener
• antique nutcracker beard
• antique nutcracker boots
• antique nutcracker cape
• antique nutcracker drumstick
• antique nutcracker epaulets
• antique nutcracker figurine
• antique nutcracker hat
• antique nutcracker pants
• antique nutcracker sword
• antique nutcracker waistcoat
• antique painting of a landscape
• antique pair of blue jeans
• antique record album
• antique souvenir drawing
• antique spyglass
• antique tacklebox
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• arrow'd heart balloon
• arse-a'fire elixir
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• aspirin
• asteroid belt
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• augmented-reality shades
• august scepter
• automatic wine thief
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• baby bark scorpion
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone bracelet
• bad penguin egg
• bad rum and good cola
• bad vibroknife
• badass pie
• badger badge
• bag of Iunion stones
• bag of airline peanuts
• bag of bones
• bag of foreign bribes
• bag of unfinished business
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• bagged stuffed "L"
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• bakelite-covered bacon
• balanced antler
• ball-in-a-cup
• ballpark hot daub
• balsam barrel
• banana supersucker
• banana-frosted king cake
• baneful bandolier
• baobab sap
• bark beret
• bark boxers
• bark bracelet
• bark rootbeer
• barnacled barrel
• barrel-aged eggnog
• barrelhead
• bartender skull
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• basaltamander buckler
• basaltamander tongue
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat skirt
• basking robin
• bat whip
• bat wings
• bath ball gift set
• battered Crimbo Crate
• battered old top-hat
• battery (9-Volt)
• battery (AA)
• battery (AAA)
• battery (D)
• battery (car)
• battery (lantern)
• battery-powered drill
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• bazooka cozy
• beach ball marble
• beard incense
• beastly paste
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• bed of coals
• beer cartilage
• beer-scented teddy bear
• beet
• beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• beggin' cologne
• begpwnia
• beholed bedsheet
• beige clambroth marble
• bejazzled eyepatch
• bejeweled cufflinks
• belemnite candy mold
• belemnite fossil
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• bi-lateral logic compressor
• big bumboozer marble
• big bundle of chamoix
• big glob of skin
• big ol' trophy
• big red button
• big slimy cyst
• big tun
• biker's hat
• bindle of joy
• bindlestocking
• biomechanical crimborg helmet
• biomechanical crimborg leg armor
• birthday candle
• bishop cookie
• bite-me-red lipstick
• bitter bowtie
• bitter pill
• black BRICKO brick
• black brandy
• black candy heart
• black candygram
• black catseye marble
• black gallstone
• black slime glob
• black snowcone
• black-and-blue light
• blammer
• blank diary
• blank fudge mold
• blank note
• blank white card
• blob of Alphredo™
• blood kiwi
• bloody kiwitini
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue LavaCo Lamp™
• blue canary nightlight
• blue glowstick
• blue lava globs
• blue mana
• blue plasma ball
• blue plate
• blue pumps
• blue raspberry troll doll
• blue ribbon
• blue rocket
• blue traffic cone
• blueberry muffin
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• blunt cat claw
• blunt icepick
• bobble-hip hula elf doll
• bobcat grenade
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boiling seal blood
• bone and arrows
• bone aperitif
• bone bons
• bone crusher
• bone flour
• bone meal
• bone spurs
• boneana hammock
• bonedanna
• bonerang
• boning knife
• book of facts
• boot flask
• boot plant
• booze mailing list
• booze-soaked cherry
• boozebomb
• borg sock monkey
• borrowed time
• bottle of Blank-Out
• bottle of Bloodweiser
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of Crimbognac
• bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Greedy Dog
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of Professor Beer
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of Rapier Witbier
• bottle of bubbles
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of fire
• bottle of lighter fluid
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of norwhiskey
• bottle of novelty hot sauce
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of perfume
• bottle of realpagne
• bottle of rhinoceros hormones
• bottle of single-barrel whiskey
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottled Vampire Vintner
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bottled inspiration
• bottoms of the barrel
• bow
• bow staff
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of maggots
• bowl of marinade
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of prescription candy
• bowlegged pants
• bowler
• box o' ghosts
• box of Familiar Jacks
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• box of hammers
• box of hickory chips
• box of sunshine
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• boxed gumball machine
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• brain preservation fluid
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• bran muffin
• brand new key
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• bread line
• breaded beer
• breakfast miracle
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• broberry brogurt
• brocolate brogurt
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken carburetor
• broken cellular phone
• broken chocolate pocketwatch
• broken glass grenade
• bronze
• bronze handcuffs
• brown crock marble
• bubble-wrap simulator
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bubbling tempura batter
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bucket of wine
• buckyball
• buffalo dime
• buffed alien drugs
• bug paste
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged balaclava
• bugged beanie
• bulky free-range mushroom
• bullet necklace
• bumblebee marble
• bundle of "fragrant" herbs
• burglar/sleep mask
• burnt flower
• burnt snowpants
• burrowgrub hive
• butterfly knife
• buzzard feather
• cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• calle de miel with a fly in it
• calm attention-deficit demon
• camouflage T-shirt
• can of Brütalbräu
• can of CRIMBCOLA
• can of Drooling Monk
• can of Impetuous Scofflaw
• can of Minions-Be-Gone
• can of Rain-Doh
• can of V-11
• can of depilatory cream
• can of fake snow
• can of mixed everything
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied bolts
• candied nuts
• candied sweet potatoes
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy cane candygram
• candy cornucopia
• candy crayons
• candy dog collar
• candy egg deviler
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy mailing list
• candy stick
• cane-mail pants
• cane-mail shirt
• canteen of wine
• capacitor relay
• capped blue lava bottle
• capped green lava bottle
• capped red lava bottle
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• caret
• carnivorous potted plant
• carrot claret
• carrot juice
• carrot-on-a-stick
• cartoon harpoon
• caustic slime nodule
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• cement sandals
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chainsaw chain
• chakra malt
• chakra-mental wine
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chamoisole
• charged magnet
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cheap Chinese beer
• cheap elven gloves
• cheap plastic bottle opener
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap studded belt
• cheer extractor
• cheerful Crimbo sweater
• cheerful antler hat
• cheerful pajama pants
• cheezburger
• chef-skull-in-the-box
• cherry bomb
• chest barrel
• chewable paper
• chiffon carbage
• chintzy noodle ring
• chiptune guitar
• chitinous pod
• chloroform rag
• chlorophyll paste
• choco-Crimbot
• chocolate Ogre Chieftain
• chocolate Spider Queen
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate box
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate cigar
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate frosted sugar bomb
• chocolate leash
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocolate-covered scarab beetle
• chocolate-frosted king cake
• chocolate-stained collar
• cinnamon cannoli
• cinnamon troll doll
• circle drum
• circular CRIMBCOOKIE
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• classy monkey
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork detective skull
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork maid head
• clockwork rod
• clockwork staff
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• clovermint
• clown hammer
• club of the five seasons
• cluster of hops
• coal paperweight
• coal snakeskin
• coarse hemp socks
• cocoa chondrule
• cocoa of youth
• cod cape
• coffee sprite
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold seal sweat
• cold-filtered water
• collapsible baton
• colored-light "necklace"
• colorful plastic ball
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat lover's locket
• combat lover's locket lockbox
• comfy blanket
• comfy coffin
• comfy pillow
• communal gobstopper
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• computronic processing unit
• concentrated fish broth
• concentrated garbage juice
• confiscated love note
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• control crystal
• cookie cookie
• cool cat claw
• cool cat elixir
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cool jelly donut
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cooling iron helmet
• cop dollar
• corked genie bottle
• corncob pipe
• correction fluid
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupted stardust
• cosmic bucket
• cosmic lemonade
• cosmic paste
• cotton candy cocoon
• cotton candy cordial
• counterfeit city
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scimitar
• crabsicle
• cranberry cylinder
• cranberry schnapps
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crappy camera
• crate of firebombs
• crate of fish meat
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crayon shavings
• crazy bastard sword
• creepy voodoo doll
• creepy-ass club
• crimbo elfling
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crown-shaped beanie
• crude oil congealer
• crumbling rat skull
• crumpled felt fedora
• crushed steamer trunk
• crusty hula hoop
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal belt buckle
• crystal decanter
• crystal skull
• crystalline light bulb
• crystalline seal eye
• crystallized memory
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cube of billiard chalk
• cuckoo clock
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of "tea"
• cup of hickory chicory
• cup of infinite pencils
• cupcake-in-a-cup
• cuppa Activi tea
• cuppa Alacri tea
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Chari tea
• cuppa Craft tea
• cuppa Cruel tea
• cuppa Dexteri tea
• cuppa Feroci tea
• cuppa Flamibili tea
• cuppa Flexibili tea
• cuppa Frost tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Impregnabili tea
• cuppa Improprie tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Irritabili tea
• cuppa Loyal tea
• cuppa Mana tea
• cuppa Mediocri tea
• cuppa Monstrosi tea
• cuppa Morbidi tea
• cuppa Nas tea
• cuppa Net tea
• cuppa Neuroplastici tea
• cuppa Obscuri tea
• cuppa Physicali tea
• cuppa Proprie tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cuppa Serendipi tea
• cuppa Sobrie tea
• cuppa Toast tea
• cuppa Twen tea
• cuppa Uncertain tea
• cuppa Vitali tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• cuppa Wit tea
• cuppa Yet tea
• cursed black pearl onion
• cursed bottle of black-label rum
• cursed bottle of rum
• cursed breeches
• cursed cannonball
• cursed chocolate doubloon
• cursed cutlass
• cursed dirty joke scroll
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed scrunchie
• cursed sea biscuit
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed voodoo skull
• cursed wishbone
• custom avatar form
• cyber-mattock
• cyborg doll
• cyborg stompin' boot
• cymbal syrup
• damp old wallet
• dandy lion cub
• daub-breaker
• day shortener
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated mini-Trainbot
• deactivated nanobots
• deactivated putty buddy
• dead guy's memento
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• dead lights pie
• deadly lampshade
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• debonair deboner
• deck of lewd playing cards
• deck of tropical cards
• deed to Oliver's Place
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• defective skull
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delicious candy
• delicious star salad
• delicious stinkbug
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• deluxe fax machine
• demon makeup kit
• demonic cow's blood
• demonic paste
• denastified haunch
• dental pliers
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite hammer
• depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• designer handbag
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• detective roscoe
• detective school application
• dethklok
• detour shield
• deviled candy egg
• deviled egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamond-studded fronts
• diamondback skin
• digital key lime
• digital underground potion
• dinged-up triangle
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• dirty rigging rope
• discarded button
• discarded swimming trunks
• disco ball
• disco biscuit
• disco horoscope (Aquarius)
• disco horoscope (Aries)
• disco horoscope (Cancer)
• disco horoscope (Capricorn)
• disco horoscope (Gemini)
• disco horoscope (Leo)
• disco horoscope (Libra)
• disco horoscope (Pisces)
• disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
• disco horoscope (Scorpio)
• disco horoscope (Taurus)
• disco horoscope (Virgo)
• discocktail
• disconnected intergnat
• disintegrating barrel
• disintegrating sheet music
• distention pill
• divine champagne popper
• diving muff
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• doll house
• dollhive
• dollop of barbecue sauce
• dope wheels
• doppelshifter egg
• double daisy
• double-candied yams
• double-ice box
• double-ice britches
• double-ice cap
• doubt cannon
• drafty drawers
• dragonfish caviar
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful roast
• dreadful sweater
• dreaming Jung man
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• drive-by shooting
• drive-thru burger
• drop of water-37
• droppable microphone
• dropped scrap of paper
• druidic s'more
• drum machine
• drum of pomade
• dry cleaning receipt
• dubious loincloth
• dubious peppermint
• duck-on-a-string
• dumb mud
• dungeon dragon chest
• dusty Crimbo crate
• dusty barrel
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• earthenware muffin tin
• easter egg balloon
• ectoplasmic paste
• eel battery
• eerie fetish
• eerily silent box
• egg gun
• eldritch alignment spray
• eldritch concentrate
• eldritch distillate
• eldritch elixir
• eldritch essence
• eldritch hammer
• eldritch hat
• eldritch ichor
• eldritch pants
• eldritch rub
• eldritch scanner
• eldritch tincture
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric Kool-Aid
• electric crutch
• electrical thingamabob
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• electronic dulcimer pants
• elemental paste
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• elf army field rations
• elf ploughshare
• elf sleeper agent
• elven cellocello
• elven moonshine
• elven socks
• elven suicide capsule
• elven tambourine
• elven whittling knife
• ember egg
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty blowgun
• empty hourglass
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted leopard-print barbell
• encoder ring
• enhanced signal receiver
• ennui-flavored potato chips
• enticing mayolus
• envelope full of Meat
• epic cluster
• epic wad
• escargotsicle
• essential cameraderie
• essential soy
• essential tofu
• etched hourglass
• eternal knot tattoo
• even more tinsel
• everfull glass
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil googly eye
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil teddy bear
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• executive mime flask
• exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
• expensive champagne
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• experimental serum G-9
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• expired can of franks 'n' beans
• exploding cigar
• exploding gum
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra-greasy slider
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-see-thru nightie
• extra-strength goo
• extra-strength rubber bands
• extremely skinny jeans
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• facehugging alien
• faded green protest sign
• faded red protest sign
• fairy-worn boots
• fake cocktail
• fake fake vomit
• fake hand
• fake plastic grass
• fake washboard
• false eyelashes
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy ball mask
• fancy beer bottle
• fancy beer label
• fancy but probably evil chocolate
• fancy calligraphy pen
• fancy canapés
• fancy chocolate
• fancy chocolate car
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy opera glasses
• fancy party pants
• fancy tin beer can
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fear condenser
• feathered headdress
• festive egg sac
• festive holiday hat
• festive sausage
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiery wing
• filet of The Fish
• filth-encrusted futon
• fin-bit wax
• fire axe
• fire crackers
• fire hose
• fireman's helmet
• fireman's lunch
• fireproof skip lid
• first-aid pouch
• fish head
• fish juice box
• fish sauce
• fish scimitar
• fish stick
• fish stick cozy
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone corset
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone fins
• fishbone kneepads
• fishcake
• fishelada
• fishy paste
• fishy wand
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• fitness wristband
• fixed-gear bicycle
• flagellate flagon
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming glowsticks
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• flamingo mallet
• flashing novelty button
• flask of Amontillado
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of mining oil
• flask of moonshine
• flask of tainted mining oil
• flavored foot massage oil
• fleshy lump
• flickering pixel
• floaty inverse geode
• floaty pebbles
• floaty rock
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floaty stone sphere
• floral print shirt
• fluorescent lightbulb
• flyest of shirts
• foam commodore's hat
• foam dart
• foam naval trousers
• foam pistol
• foetid seal tear
• foie gras
• folder (D-Team)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (Jackass Plumber)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (Seawolf)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (blue)
• folder (catfish)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (dancing dolphins)
• folder (green)
• folder (heavy metal)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (owl)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (red)
• folder (skull and crossbones)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (space skeleton)
• folder (sports car)
• folder (sportsballs)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• food mailing list
• foot-long hot daub
• forbidden danish
• forbidden sausage
• foreign box
• fortifying hot cocoa
• fossilized baboon skull
• fossilized bat skull
• fossilized demon skull
• fossilized necklace
• fossilized serpent skull
• fossilized spider skull
• fossilized spine
• fossilized torso
• fossilized wing
• fossilized wyrm skull
• fragile Christmas ornament
• frankincenser
• frayed rope belt
• free boots
• free-range mushroom
• freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
• freezin' bindle
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• freshwater fishbone
• frigid air mattress
• frigid derringer
• frigid mote
• frigid-ass club
• frontwinder skin
• frost flower
• frost-rimed desk bell
• frosty halo
• frozen banquet
• frozen danish
• frozen seal spine
• fruit basket
• fruit bat
• fruit bowl
• fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
• frying brainpan
• fudge bunny
• fudge cube
• fudge lily
• fudge pocket square
• fudge spork
• fudgecule
• fudgecycle
• full lava bottle
• fumble formula
• funhouse mirror
• funky brass fez
• funny paper hat
• furry halo
• fustulent seal grulch
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy polar bear ears
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• ganger bandana
• garbage sticker
• gasmask
• gattoo
• gazing shoes
• genie bottle
• genie's bracers
• genie's pants
• genie's scimitar
• genie's turbane
• ghost pencil
• ghost pepper
• ghost protocol
• ghost shawl
• ghost thread
• ghost trap
• ghostly body paint
• ghostly dagger
• giant O
• giant X
• giant book of ancient carols
• giant candy cane
• giant clay ashtray
• giant diamond ring
• giant free-range mushroom
• giant glass of brandy
• giant marshmallow
• giant shrimp fork
• giant yellow hat
• gift card
• gift-a-pult
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded ancient cursed chest
• gilded ancient cursed key
• gill rings
• ginger beer
• gingerbeard
• gingerbread cigarette
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread house
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread mutant bugbear
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread robot
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerbread wine
• gingernade
• gingerservo
• ginormous pumpkin
• ginseng
• glass gnoll eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of raw eggs
• glass slipper
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering raven feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glob of salty molasses
• gloomy black mushroom
• gloomy mushroom wine
• glow-in-the-dark dart gun
• glow-in-the-dark necklace
• glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
• glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing New Age crystal
• glowing esca
• glowing frisbee
• glowing syringe
• glyph of athleticism
• gnashing teeth
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• goblin paste
• goblin water
• gold skull ring
• gold tooth
• golden banana
• golden gum
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden plastic oyster egg
• golden ring
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• golden twig
• goodberry
• gooey drippy candy bar
• gooey paste
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• government booze shipment
• government candy shipment
• government food shipment
• government requisition form
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• grandfather watch
• grape troll doll
• grass blade
• grass hat
• grass skirt
• graveyard snowglobe
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• gray bow tie
• grease cannon
• greasy desk bell
• greasy paste
• great big capacitor
• greedy ghostling
• green BRICKO brick
• green LavaCo Lamp™
• green bean casserole
• green candygram
• green cloth cap
• green eggnog
• green face paint
• green glowstick
• green hamhock
• green lava globs
• green mana
• green peawee marble
• green pill
• green pixie spog
• green rock candy
• green slime glob
• green traffic cone
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• grey gosling
• grimstone galoshes
• grimstone mask
• grinning ghostling
• grinning turtle
• grisly shield
• grizzled bearskin
• grog nuts
• grogtini
• groping claw
• grouper fangirl
• groupie lipstick
• groupie spangles
• guffin
• guild application
• gummi ammonite
• gummi belemnite
• gummi bowtie
• gummi fang
• gummi trilobite
• gunwale whalegun
• guts necklace
• guy made of bee pollen
• gym shorts
• gyroscope
• hacked gibson
• haiku katana
• hair of the calf
• hairshirt
• half-digested coal
• half-digested rat
• half-height unicycle
• half-orchid
• halibut
• hambrosier
• hamethyst bracelet
• hammerus
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bow
• hand-crafted candy cane
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of barley
• handful of bees
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of napalm
• handful of numbers
• handmade hobby horse
• hangman's hood
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• haunted bindle
• haunted doghouse
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• hazmat helmet
• head-mounted Trainbot
• heart cozy
• heart of dark chocolate
• heart of rock and roll
• heart-shaped crate
• heather graham cracker
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
• heavy-duty clipboard
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• hemp candy necklace
• hermedisiac cologne
• hermit factoid
• herringcello
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• hideous egg
• high-end ginger wine
• high-energy mining laser
• high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
• high-speed upgrade
• hippo tutu
• hippy paste
• hipster cocktail
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo monkey
• hobo paste
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday cheese log
• holiday log
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• holo-bomber
• holo-platoon
• holo-tank
• holy bomb, batman
• home robotics kit
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• homeopathic mint tea
• hopeful candle
• hopping socks
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot button candy
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cocoa au beurre
• hot daub
• hot daub bun
• hot daub stand
• hot egg
• hot pink lipstick
• hot stuffing
• hotel minibar key
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• huge pumpkin
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hunk of granite
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• hyperinflated seal lung
• hypnodisk
• iFlail
• iGoogly
• ice baby
• ice cream sandwich
• ice hotel bell
• ice house
• ice pick
• ice rice
• ice sickle
• ice skate decoy
• ice skate doll
• ice skates
• ice wine
• ice-cold Cloaca Zero
• iceberg lettuce
• iceberglet
• iced plum wine
• iced-out bling
• icing poncho
• igloo pie
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation crab zoea
• imitation nice watch
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense cyborg hand
• immense free-range mushroom
• imported lemon lozenge
• improved martini
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredibly creepy marionette
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indescribably horrible paste
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• industrial lubricant
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• inert sludgepuppy
• infant sandworm
• infernal snowball
• infinite BACON machine
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• inflatable baseball bat
• initiative shawarma
• innuendo
• insulated gold wire
• insulting hat
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork egg
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• intriguing puzzle box
• invisibility potion
• invisible bag
• ion grid
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• iron chain
• iron dagger
• iron helmet
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic knit cap
• ironic moustache
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irradiated pet snacks
• irresistibility potion
• irritability potion
• isotophat
• ittah bittah hookah
• jangly bracelet
• jangly spurs
• janitor sponge
• jar of fermented pickle juice
• jar of magical relish
• jar of squeeze
• jar of swamp gas
• jar of swamp honey
• java cookie
• jawbruiser
• jazz soap
• jerky coins
• jet bennie marble
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jingle bell
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• joybuzzer
• jug of "wine"
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• jug of booze
• juggling ball
• karma shawarma
• kelp-holly drape
• kelp-holly gun
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• khaki duffel bag
• kill screen
• killing feather
• king cookie
• kite
• kitten burglar
• kitty sheet music
• knight cookie
• kobold treasure hoard
• kumquartz
• kumquartz ring
• kumquat supersucker
• labrador cookie
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• laser-broiled pear
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lavalarva
• lavender candygram
• lawn dart
• lawnmower blade
• lead collar
• lead umbrella
• leather aviator's cap
• left bear arm
• left-handed melodica
• leftover Crimbo rations
• leftover canapés
• leftover pasty
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• lemonade marble
• lemony scales
• lesser grodulated violet
• lewd playing card
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l orphan tot
• liar's pants
• library card
• licorice garrote
• licorice snake
• licorice whip
• limburger biker boots
• lime supersucker
• linoleum staff
• linoleum sword
• lion musk
• lion oil
• liquid SONAR
• liquid bread
• liquid ice
• liquid ice pack
• liquid rhinestones
• liquid shifting time weirdness
• liquid smoke
• little box of fireworks
• little deuce cape
• little firkin
• little piece of steel
• little red book
• little red jam
• little wooden mannequin
• live nautical mine
• live wire
• liver and let pie
• livid energy
• llama lama cria
• loaded serum blowgun
• locked mumming trunk
• logic synthesizer
• lollipop cufflinks
• lollipop stick
• long skinny balloon
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• lost key
• love
• love song of icy revenge
• love song of sugary cuteness
• lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky bottlecap
• lucky cat statue
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky napkin
• lump of bauxite
• lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
• lupine appetite hormones
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• machine elf capsule
• mad scientist's sock monkey
• mafia aria
• mafia filofax
• mafia middle finger ring
• mafia organizer badge
• mafia pinky ring
• mafia pointer finger ring
• mafia wedding ring
• magic dragonfish fry
• magical battery
• magical ice cube with a fly in it
• magical sausage
• magical sausage casing
• magicberry tablets
• magnetic field
• magnolia blossom
• magnum of fancy champagne
• maid head
• makeshift castanets
• malevolent medallion
• mana-basted tofurkey leg
• mana-coated yams
• mana-fortified cranberry sauce
• mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
• mannequin leg
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marionette
• marionette collective
• marshmallow flambé
• mashed potatoes
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• massive wrench
• mayfly bait necklace
• mayo pump
• meadeorite
• meat engine
• meat st‰¿bing club
• meatball machine
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium slimy cyst
• medium stone triangle
• megacopia
• menorette
• mentholated wine
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mermaid's purse
• messenger bag RNA
• metal mandible
• metallic A
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• meteorb
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite guard
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• meteortarboard
• meteorthopedic shoes
• micronova
• microwave stogie
• mid-level medieval mead
• midget clownfish
• military orb
• mime army camouflage kit
• mime army challenge coin
• mime army infiltration glove
• mime army insignia (cryonics)
• mime army insignia (espionage)
• mime army insignia (infantry)
• mime army insignia (intelligence)
• mime army insignia (morale)
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
• mime army insignia (sanitation)
• mime army rations
• mime army shotglass
• mime army superserum
• mime army wine
• mime pocket probe
• mime soul fragment
• mime-proof sunglasses
• mimeplasm
• miming beret
• miming boots
• miming corduroys
• miming gloves
• miming shirt
• mince pie
• mini kiwi egg
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature antlers
• miniature carton of clove cigarettes
• miniature castagnets
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature dormouse
• miniature espresso maker
• miniature goose mask
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-condition magic wand
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• mirrored aviator shades
• misfit dolly
• misfit hobby horse
• misfit teddy bear
• missing semicolon
• moaiball
• model train set
• modern picture frame
• moist barrel
• moist sack
• moist sailor's cap
• mole skin notebook
• molten brick
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monster pants
• monstrous monocle
• mood ring
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• moss floss
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• motivational poster
• mouldering barrel
• mountain lion skin
• mourning wine
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• moveable feast
• muddy skirt
• mulberry
• mulled berry wine
• mulled cider
• mulled hobo wine
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• mummy costume
• murderbot component casing
• murderbot live wire
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot spring injector
• murderbot whip
• mushroom slab
• muskox-skin cap
• musty moccasins
• mutant arm
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• mutant rattlesnake egg
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• mysterious present
• mystery lollipop
• nanite-infested fruitcake
• nanofiber cloth
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty desk bell
• nasty snuff
• nasty-ass club
• nasty-smelling moss
• nativity shorts
• natural magick candle
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• neck wreath
• necrotizing body spray
• negotiatin' hammer
• neoprene skullcap
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• new habit
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• night-vision goggles
• ninja pirate zombie robot head
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-Euclidean angle
• normal barrel
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• not-a-pipe
• note from Clancy
• novelty monorail ticket
• noxious gas grenade
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nuclear stockpile
• nugget of Crimbonium
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of quicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of slicksilver
• nugget of thicksilver
• nugget of ticksilver
• nugget of wicksilver
• numberwang
• nurse's hat
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• obnoxious riddle
• obsidian dagger
• occult jelly donut
• octolus oculus
• octolus-skin cloak
• odd silver coin
• odor extractor
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• officer's nog
• oily golden mushroom
• oily mushroom wine
• oily paste
• old ball and chain
• old dry bone
• old patched suit-pants
• old school Mafia knicke½æ
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school flying disc
• old soft shoes
• old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
• one million meat pancakes
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• oozenog
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange boxing gloves
• orange candygram
• orange glowstick
• orange leather lanyard
• orange slime glob
• orange traffic cone
• orc paste
• organ grinder
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• oriole-feather headdress
• ornamental sextant
• ornate ancient cursed chest
• orphan baby yeti
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overflowing gift basket
• overloaded micro-reactor
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• oversized fish scaler
• oversized ice molecule
• oversized snowflake
• pack of pogs
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged June cleaver
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• paint bomb
• paint palette
• pair of bolt cutters
• pair of candy glasses
• pair of pearidot earrings
• pair of plants
• pair of ragged claws
• pair of scissors
• pair of twitching claws
• panhandle panhandling hat
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• paperclip
• paperclip cape
• paperclip pants
• paperclip sproinger
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché glob
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-mâchuridars
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• paranormal ricotta
• parasitic claw
• parasitic headgnawer
• parasitic strangleworm
• parasitic tentacles
• party crasher
• party mouse hat
• party platter for one
• party pup
• party whip
• passable elf mask
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• patch of extra-warm fur
• patent aggression tonic
• patent antipsychotics
• patent avarice tonic
• patent invisibility tonic
• patent leather shoes
• patent preventative tonic
• patent sallowness tonic
• peace turkey outline
• peanut brittle shield
• pear supersucker
• pearidot
• pebblebräu
• penguin focaccia bread
• penguin paste
• penguin thesaurus
• penguin-smacking club
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint crook
• peppermint donut
• peppermint harpoon gun
• peppermint parasol
• peppermint patty
• peppermint rhino baby
• peppermint spine
• peppermint sprig
• peppermint syrup
• peppermint tailings
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfect cosmopolitan
• perfect dark and stormy
• perfect mimosa
• perfect negroni
• perfect old-fashioned
• perfect paloma
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• perl necklace
• pernicious cudgel
• perpendicular hula with a fly in it
• personal graffiti kit
• personal massager
• personal raindrop
• personalizable gingerbread cookie
• personalized coffee mug
• personalized wassail stein
• pet bad vibe
• pet rock "Groucho" disguise
• pet rock "Snooty" disguise
• petit 4.1
• petit fortran
• petrified time
• petrified wood
• pewter candlestick
• pewter shavings
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• phish stick
• photo booth sized crate
• picky tweezers
• picture of you
• piece of coral
• piece of driftwood
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of dirt
• pile of loose snow
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pile of useless robot parts
• pilgrim shield
• pin-stripe slacks
• pine cone
• pine cone necklace
• pink candygram
• pink glowstick
• pink pinkslip slip
• pink-belly slapper
• piping organ pie
• piracetam
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate paste
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate shirt
• pirate zombie robot head
• piratical blunderbuss
• piscatini
• pitted sheet metal
• pixel chain whip
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel stopwatch
• pixie axie
• plaid cowboy hat
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic Crimbo reindeer
• plastic bazooka
• plastic bib
• plastic doll arms
• plastic doll legs
• plastic ingot
• plastic nightmare troll
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic vampire fangs
• plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plumber's lunch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plush alielf
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush dogcat
• plush ferrelf
• plush hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• pocket ace
• pocketwatch on a chain
• pog #01 (spider)
• pog #02 (Knob goblin)
• pog #03 (warwelf)
• pog #04 (skleleton)
• pog #05 (ninja snowman)
• pog #06 (filthy hippy)
• pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
• pog #08 (hellion)
• pog #09 (pirate)
• pog #10 (hobo)
• poison pen
• poker face paint
• polished moon-amber
• polo trophy
• polyeaster egg
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• poncho de azucar
• poodle skirt
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• porquoise bracelet
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable Spacegate
• portable cassette player
• portable corkscrew
• portable dam
• portable motorcycle
• portable pantogram
• portable photocopier
• portable ping-pong table
• portable steam unit
• portable wall
• possessed sugar cube
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potato alarm clock
• potato jacket
• potion of X-ray vision
• potion of animal rage
• potion of punctual companionship
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potion of the captain's hammer
• potion of the field gar
• potion of the litterbox
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery barn owl figurine
• pottery club
• pottery hat
• pottery shield
• pottery training pants
• pottery yo-yo
• powdered candy sushi set
• powdered dice
• powdered gold
• powdered madness
• powdered oxygen
• powdered toad horn
• power pill
• power seed
• praying Grim Brother
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant oily golden mushroom
• prehistoric spear
• prescription teeth whitener
• present
• press-on ribs
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien booze
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien salad
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• pristine fish scale
• pristine piranha seed
• prohie's hat
• protein paste
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychedelic bubble wand
• psychic's amulet
• psychic's circlet
• psychic's crystal ball
• psychic's pslacks
• psycho sweater
• psychoanalytic jar
• pufferfish spine
• pulled blue taffy
• pulled green taffy
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled orange taffy
• pulled yellow taffy
• pulsing flesh
• pump-up high-tops
• pumpkin juice
• pumpkin spice whorl
• pumpkinhead mask
• punch-drunk punch
• punching mirror
• puppet strings
• purple glowstick
• purple prose pen
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• putty coat
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• quadroculars
• quake of arrows
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum of familiar
• quantum polarity inducer
• quantum watch
• quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
• queen cookie
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• radiation-resistant helmet
• radio button candy
• radioactive chew toy
• radium-flavored potato chips
• raffle prize box
• raffle ticket
• rag doll
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow glitter candle
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow tie
• raisin
• rare oboe
• ratarang
• ratskin pajama pants
• rattlesnake enrager
• real cowboy hat
• really nice lump of coal
• really nice net
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recovered cufflinks
• recursive spline reticulator
• red China marble
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red ale
• red and green rain stick
• red armband
• red coin
• red face paint
• red lava globs
• red mana
• red plumber's boots
• red rocket
• red traffic cone
• red wagon
• red-and-green microcamera
• red-and-green sweater
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot medallion
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• regret hose
• regular-size brogurt
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reindeer hammer
• reindeer sickle
• reliable sixgun
• remorseless knife
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• residual zeal
• respected companion biscuit
• reusable shopping bag
• reverse Tantalus
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• rhinestone cowhorn
• rhinoceros horn
• ribbon candy ascot
• ribcage rollcage
• riboflavin
• rickety old unicycle
• ridiculous belt
• ridiculous cocktail
• ridiculous earring
• ridiculous sandwich
• ridiculous sunglasses
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• right half of a heart necklace
• rigid carapace
• ring of adornment
• ring of cold resistance
• ring of fire resistance
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• robin nog
• roboduck-on-a-string
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• rockfish stomach
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• rogue swarmer
• roll of Hob-Os
• roll of drink tickets
• roll of meat
• roller skate decoy
• roller skate doll
• rook cookie
• room scale green bean casserole
• root beer barrel
• rope with some soap on it
• rose-colored glasses
• rotting barrel
• rotting cowskin
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber band gun
• rubber doll body
• rubber doll head
• rubber emo roe
• rubber gloves
• rubber spider
• ruby on canes
• rum ball
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• rusty broken diving helmet
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty hedge trimmers
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty porthole
• rusty rivet
• rusty speargun
• rusty staff
• rxr shield
• s'more
• s'more gun
• sachet of strange powder
• sack lunch
• saffron antaravasaka
• saffron uttarasanga
• saltwaterbed
• salty drippy candy bar
• sampler size toothpaste
• sandwich of the gods
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sausage golem
• sawblade fragment
• scabrous seal epaulets
• scented massage oil
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scimitar cozy
• scintillating powder
• scissor duck
• scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
• scroll case
• sea cape
• sea cowbell
• sea mantle
• sea salt crystal
• sea shawl
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• seal medal
• seal-toothed rock
• sealskin drum
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• self-dribbling basketball
• self-repairing earmuffs
• servo-assisted exo-pants
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• set of Unobtainium straps
• set of jacks
• severed rocking horse head
• sew-on bandage
• sewage-clogged pistol
• shadowy cat claw
• shadowy seal eye
• shaker of dry rub
• shaking skull
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• shark cartilage
• shark tooth
• shark tooth necklace
• sharkfin gumbo
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shavin' razor
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shimmering tendrils
• shin gourds
• shining goblet
• shining halo
• shiny brass tailfeathers
• shiny gold fronts
• shock belt
• shoo-fish pie
• shooting morning star
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• short white
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shovelful of dirt
• shrapnel jelly donut
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• shrinking powder
• shuddering cow skull
• shuddersword
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silent A
• silent B
• silent C
• silent D
• silent E
• silent F
• silent G
• silent H
• silent I
• silent J
• silent K
• silent L
• silent M
• silent N
• silent O
• silent P
• silent Q
• silent R
• silent S
• silent T
• silent U
• silent V
• silent W
• silent X
• silent Y
• silent Z
• silent beret
• silent nightlight
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver cow skull
• silver keg
• silver sausage
• silver shotgun shell
• silver table-scraper
• simple ancient cursed key
• single atom
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinistral homunculus
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• sizzling desk bell
• skate blade
• skate board
• skeleton quiche
• skeleton skis
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skull with a fuse in it
• skulldozer egg
• slap and slap again recipe
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleazy bindle
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping snowy owl
• sleeping stocking
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime stack
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slimy alveolus
• slimy chest
• slimy paste
• slippery when wet shield
• slow jam collection
• sludgesicle
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smart watch
• smashed danish
• smile-sharpening stone
• smiling rat
• smoked potsherd
• smoking grass
• smoking talon
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet hanky
• smooth velvet hat
• smooth velvet pants
• smooth velvet pocket square
• smooth velvet shirt
• smooth velvet socks
• smudge stick
• smut orc keepsake box
• snake skin
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow belly
• snow berries
• snow cleats
• snow crab
• snow fort
• snow halo
• snow hat
• snow machine
• snow pants
• snowball
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• snowpack
• snowstick
• sober pill
• sock monkey
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software bug
• soggy elf shoes
• soggy used band-aid
• solid asbestos box
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid shifting time weirdness
• solid state loom
• sonar fishfinder
• sorority brain
• sorority girl's box
• soul coin
• soul doorbell
• soul knife
• soul mask
• soul monocle
• sour ball and chain
• sour powder
• soy cordial
• space bar
• space heater
• space invader
• space jellybicycle
• space junk
• space needle
• space pirate treasure map
• space planula
• space trooper helmet
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spangly unitard
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare chocolate parts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparking robo-battery
• sparkly engagement ring
• special clip: boneburners
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: splatterers
• special clip: wailers
• special edition Batfellow comic
• specialty ammo bandolier
• spectral jelly
• speed limit shield
• spice melange
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spirit bed
• spirit bell
• spirit blanket
• spirit gum
• spirit mattress
• spirit pillow
• spirit sheet
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual eggnog
• spiritual fruitcake
• spiritual gingerbread
• splendid martini
• spooky bark
• spooky bindle
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky eggnog
• spooky felt
• spooky hockey mask
• spooky length of string
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spooky stuffing
• spooky toy wheel
• spooky wooden block
• spoon!
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprinkles
• spruce juice
• squamous polyp
• square CRIMBCOOKIE
• squirming Slime larva
• squirming egg sac
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained mattress
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel shillelagh
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• stainless steel suspenders
• standards and practices guide
• stapler bear
• star chart
• star pop
• star spatula
• star starfish
• starchy sword
• status cymbal
• steaming evil
• steel knuckles
• steel sword
• steely marble
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stick-on eyebrow piercing
• stick-on-a-string
• sticky gloves
• sticky meat pants
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• still-beating spleen
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stinky fannypack
• stomach turnover
• stomp box
• stone turtle
• stop shield
• strange cube
• strange paste
• strange shiny disc
• strange stone pyramid
• strawberry supersucker
• strawberyl
• strawberyl necklace
• streetfighting champion's belt
• stress ball
• string of Crimbo lights
• string of dingle balls
• studded sealhide shield
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed Hodgman
• stuffed alien blob
• stuffed club
• stuffed crazy bastard sword
• stuffed doppelshifter
• stuffed martini
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• sturdy Crimbo crate
• styrofoam peanuts
• sub-molecular interocitor
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sucker bucket
• sucker hakama
• sucker kabuto
• sucker scaffold
• sucker tachi
• sugar banana
• sugar bunny
• sugar cherry
• sugar fairy
• sugar lime
• sugar raygun
• super-size brogurt
• super-sweet boom box
• super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
• superduperheated metal
• superheated metal
• superhero mask
• support cummerbund
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• sweaty balsam
• sweet mochi ball
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet tooth
• sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• syncopated turtle
• synthetic dog hair pill
• synthetic rock
• synthetic stuffing
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tangled mass of creepy pasta
• tarnished luggage key
• tasteful black bow tie
• tasty louse
• tattered paper crown
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• tearaway pants
• teddy bear
• teddy borg
• teddy borg sewing kit
• temperance whiskey
• temporary X tattoos
• temporary teardrop tattoo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tempura green and red bean
• tempura radish
• tennis ball
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• thanksgiving turkey
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the finger
• theoretical string
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thermos of brew
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thin gold wire
• third ear
• thriftshop coupon
• throbbing organ pie
• throbbing rage gland
• throwing bone
• throwing wrench
• thyme jelly donut
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• time halo
• time helmet
• time sleigh
• time sword
• time trousers
• time's arrow
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin cup
• tin cup of mulligan stew
• tin drum
• tin foil
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin star
• tin tam
• tinsel fin
• tinsel orb
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bindle
• tiny black hole
• tiny cell phone
• tiny do-rag
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny glowing red nose
• tiny goth giant
• tiny handful of mixed nuts
• tiny makeup kit
• tiny ninja sword
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Boris
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Ed the Undying
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic Susie
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic protector spectre
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny prop sword
• tiny slimy cyst
• tiny stillsuit
• tiny top hat and cane
• toasted brie
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tomb ratchet
• tonguebone
• too legit potion
• toothbrush
• tortoise's blessing
• tourmalime
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toxic globule
• toxic mop
• toxo
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot power glove
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy Crimbot super fist
• toy hoverpad
• toy jet pack
• toy maglev monorail
• toy mercenary
• toy ray gun
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy soldier
• toy space helmet
• toy taijijian
• toy train
• toy wheel
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
• training scroll: Snokebomb
• transmission from planet Xi
• transparent pants
• tree skirt
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
• trilobite candy mold
• trilobite fossil
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tropical paperweight
• tropical wrapping paper
• trusty torch
• tryptophan dart
• turchucken
• twitching claw
• twitching space egg
• twitching trigger finger
• ultimate ultimate frisbee
• ultimate wad
• ultracalcium
• ultrafondue
• unappetizing mayolus
• unbearable light
• unbreakable umbrella
• uncanny desk bell
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• uncapped green lava bottle
• uncapped red lava bottle
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• undissolvable contact lenses
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed potsherd
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished ice sculpture
• unfinished pleasure
• uniclops egg
• uninteresting mayolus
• unlocked meat locker
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• unsmoothed velvet
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable DNA
• unstable laser battery
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unwound clockwork grapefruit
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• valuable coin
• vampire duck-on-a-string
• vampire glitter
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vengeful spirit
• very fancy whiskey
• very large caltrop
• vesper
• vibrating cyborg knife
• vicious spiked collar
• villainous scythe
• violent pastilles
• virgin jello shot
• vitachoconutriment capsule
• voodoo doll
• voodoo snuff
• voter registration form
• votive of confidence
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of cotton
• wad of slimy rags
• wad of spider silk
• walrus ice cream
• wand of fudge control
• warbear accoutrements chunk
• warbear auto-anvil
• warbear badge
• warbear battery
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear bearserker mead
• warbear bearserker potion
• warbear black box
• warbear blizzard mead
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear breakfast machine assembler
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear chemistry lab
• warbear dress bracers
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear drone assembler
• warbear drone codes
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear empathy chip
• warbear empathy chip (used)
• warbear energy bracers
• warbear exhaust manifold
• warbear exo-arm
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear feasting mead
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear foil hat
• warbear goggles
• warbear gyrocopter
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear helm fragment
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear high-efficiency still
• warbear hoverbelt
• warbear hoverbelt piecepart
• warbear induction oven
• warbear jackhammer drill press
• warbear laser beacon
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear liquid lasers
• warbear liquid overcoat
• warbear long johns
• warbear metalworking primer
• warbear metalworking primer (used)
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear officer requisition box
• warbear oil pan
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear procedural hilarity drone
• warbear rejuvenation potion
• warbear requisition box
• warbear sequential gaiety distribution system
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear soda machine
• warbear soda machine assembler
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear superpotion
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear trouser fragment
• warbear wardance potion
• warbear warrior bread
• warbear warscarf
• warbear whosit
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse key
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• warm war shawarma
• washboard shield
• water log
• water wings for babies
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt
• waterlogged cloth
• waterlogged crate
• waterlogged leather
• waterlogged metal
• waterlogged stuffing
• waterlogged wood
• wax banana
• wax hat
• wax lips
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• weathered barrel
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• weegee sqouija
• weighted paperclip chain
• western-style skinning knife
• whalegun
• wheel
• whisker pencil
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white Xanadian
• white candygram
• white earbuds
• white mana
• white-label gin
• whole roasted chicken
• whoopie cushion
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• willyweed
• wind-up chattering teeth
• wind-up meatcar
• wind-up spider
• windicle
• wine-soaked bone chips
• wintergreen-flavored potato chips
• witch hat
• witch's bra
• witch's bread
• witch's brew
• wizard action figure
• wolf whistle
• wolfman mask
• wolfskull mask
• woolen cravat
• worksite credentials
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• worst candy
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• wriggling severed nose
• wriggling tentacle
• wriggling worm
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• x-ray specs
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yellow candygram
• yellow glowstick
• yellow matter custard
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow rocket
• yellow snowcone
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• yo
• your own black heart
• yule hatchet
• yule pup
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zen motorcycle
• zombie
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace