Museum :: d00bie

d00bie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#911	1-ball	3
#410	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	16
#1050	2-ball	2
#885	3-ball	3
#396	30669 scroll	20
#404	33398 scroll	41
#227	334 scroll	30
#599	4-ball	6
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#158	64067 scroll	3
#248	668 scroll	4
#209	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	16
#904	7-ball	3
#806	8-ball	18
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#846	Angry Farmer candy	54
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#411	Black No. 2	10
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#1577	Cloaca grenade	2
#1351	Cloaca-Cola	3
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#2254	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#353	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	21
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#107	Dramatic™ range	13
#1339	Drowsy Sword	8
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#990	Dyspepsi-Cola	42
#369	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#344	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	7
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#168	Frogade	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#44	Gnollish autoplunger	9
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#797	Goodfella contract	6
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#59	Hell broth	10
#430	Hippy Army MPE	5
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#1260	Imp Ale	26
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#324	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	6
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#404	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#468	Knob Goblin elite polearm	8
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#240	Knob Goblin firecracker	97
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#259	Knob Goblin harem veil	16
#543	Knob Goblin love potion	12
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#379	Knob Goblin pants	25
#553	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#358	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#463	Knob Goblin seltzer	16
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#469	Knob Goblin steroids	13
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#404	Knob Goblin tongs	25
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#228	Knob mushroom	46
#569	Knob sausage	2
#548	Knoll mushroom	11
#267	Lockenstock™ sandals	9
#2016	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#201	Lucky Surprise Egg	42
#223	M-242	53
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#785	Mad Train wine	65
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#100	Meat detector	6
#131	Meat maid	1
#82	Meat maid body	4
#402	Meleegra™ pills	22
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#576	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	41
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#138	Miniborg laser	4
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#291	Mohawk wig	37
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#443	Mountain Stream soda	32
#1839	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#71	ND	4
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#275	Orcish baseball cap	12
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#309	PADL Phone	19
#95	Penultimate Fantasy chest	460
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#191	Pine-Fresh air freshener	19
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#1021	Rock Pops	45
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#177	Senior Mints	58
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#632	Spooky Surprise Egg	10
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#236	Swabbie™ swab	12
#670	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	58
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#369	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#766	Trollhouse cookies	15
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1189	Valentine	10
#237	WA	1
#315	Wand of Nagamar	18
#502	Warm Subject gift certificate	73
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1289	Yummy Tummy bean	109
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#432	acid-squirting flower	7
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#366	adder bladder	17
#344	all-purpose cleaner	12
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#587	amulet of extreme plot significance	15
#268	ancient protein powder	16
#206	ancient spice	12
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#264	ant agonist	11
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#280	anti-anti-antidote	10
#410	antique greaves	12
#365	antique helmet	16
#484	antique shield	9
#345	antique spear	19
#208	arrrgyle socks	13
#433	asbestos apron	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#297	asbestos ore	23
#478	asbestos sword	1
#628	asparagus knife	6
#127	asshat	31
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#858	awful poetry journal	48
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#429	baconstone	19
#122	baconstone ring	2
#3276	badass belt	13
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#183	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#393	bar skin	26
#346	barbed-wire fence	13
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#955	barrrnacle	11
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#98	barskin tent	3
#434	baseball	9
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#63	basic meat spork	3
#389	bat guano	25
#306	bat wing	48
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#343	batblade	8
#447	batgut	48
#227	battered hubcap	1
#481	beach glass bead	4
#67	beach glass necklace	12
#120	beanbag chair	7
#466	beer bomb	28
#408	beer bong	3
#254	beer goggles	1
#244	beer helmet	20
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#251	bejeweled pledge pin	21
#241	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#497	big red clown nose	10
#548	bilge wine	10
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#667	bit of clingfilm	6
#342	bit-o-cactus	9
#469	black & tan	2
#45	black belt	2
#237	black eyedrops	3
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#408	black greaves	4
#325	black helmet	6
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#577	black pepper	1
#316	black pixel	78
#729	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
#425	black pudding	4
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#248	black shield	10
#421	black snake skin	10
#670	black snowcone	2
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#266	black sword	10
#502	blackberry	9
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#558	bloody beer	10
#378	bloody clown pants	13
#250	bloody mary	8
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#373	blue pixel	168
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#714	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
#124	blue striped oyster egg	29
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#175	bone rattle	13
#522	booty chest charrrm	5
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#212	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	34
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#188	bottle of alcohol	21
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#717	bottle of gin	12
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#562	bottle of rum	69
#344	bottle of sake	1
#870	bottle of tequila	9
#966	bottle of vodka	4
#983	bottle of whiskey	9
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#525	bowl of cottage cheese	25
#424	box	24
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#44	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	5
#1103	boxed wine	3
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#373	brick of sand	2
#397	briefcase	10
#128	briny vinegar	1
#69	broken carburetor	3
#775	broken skull	9
#324	broken sword	8
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#331	bronzed locust	5
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#458	bubbly potion	17
#1627	buckyball	1
#332	bugbear beanie	18
#343	bugbear bungguard	15
#204	bullet-proof corduroys	30
#356	bum cheek	48
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#443	cactus fruit	2
#1021	can of Binarrrca	7
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#530	can of Red Minotaur	6
#472	can of Swiller	2
#85	can of black paint	6
#311	can of maces	3
#957	can of spinach	1
#63	can of starch	4
#4785	candy cane	1
#2397	candy stake	3
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#237	canopic jar	26
#1216	capacitor relay	5
#1278	carbon nanotube frame	5
#485	carbonated soy milk	2
#501	carbonated water lily	3
#222	cardboard katana	2
#294	cardboard ore	6
#276	cardboard wakizashi	9
#459	carob chunks	6
#344	casino pass	9
#562	cast	18
#487	cat appendix	4
#361	catgut	17
#216	catgut taco	1
#452	centipede eggs	4
#754	chaos butterfly	99
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#356	chef's hat	25
#664	cherry	1
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#431	chopsticks	7
#765	chorizo taco	1
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#587	chrome ore	6
#203	chrome staff	3
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#72	clockwork claws	1
#42	clockwork clockwise dome	2
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#30	clockwork doohickey	4
#23	clockwork endoskeleton	2
#32	clockwork hat	2
#111	clockwork key	13
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#44	clockwork thingamajig	4
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#38	clockwork widget	4
#438	cloudy potion	20
#292	clown shoes	10
#660	clown skin	3
#158	clownskin belt	2
#202	clownskin harness	1
#201	cocktail napkin	30
#104	cocoa egg	158
#207	cocoa eggshell fragment	412
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#798	coconut shell	12
#309	coffin lid	4
#268	cog	112
#56	cog and sprocket assembly	31
#499	cold ninja mask	4
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#319	communications windchimes	19
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#603	cool mushroom	2
#360	cool whip	9
#439	copper ha'penny charrrm	8
#389	corn holder	2
#632	cornuthaum	3
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#547	cranberries	29
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#393	cream stout	4
#460	creamsicle	2
#215	crowbarrr	11
#919	cyborg doll	1
#126	cyborg stompin' boot	11
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#464	dance card	2
#494	dark potion	15
#424	dead guy's watch	13
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#505	decorative fountain	6
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#111	delectable fire ant	5
#1338	delicious salad	7
#482	demon skin	13
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#813	dense meat stack	10
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#306	deodorant	9
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#642	desiccated apricot	2
#153	detective skull	1
#547	diamond-studded cane	7
#294	didgeridooka	11
#164	digital key lime	2
#392	dire fudgesicle	2
#405	dirty hobo gloves	48
#882	disassembled clover	22
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#924	disco ball	17
#953	disco mask	13
#404	disease	26
#408	disembodied brain	7
#60	disembodied smile	12
#228	dishrag	2
#346	disintegrating quill pen	17
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#438	displaced fish	6
#201	distressed denim pants	24
#940	disturbing fanfic	41
#179	divine blowout	142
#184	divine can of silly string	140
#439	divine champagne flute	6
#202	divine champagne popper	34
#201	divine cracker	39
#161	divine noisemaker	188
#1168	dollhive	3
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#375	drab sonata	10
#330	draggin' ball hat	21
#467	dried face	5
#501	drum machine	5
#614	dry noodles	56
#757	drywall axe	14
#1338	duct tape	11
#203	dungeoneer's dungarees	6
#780	dusty bottle of Marsala	5
#749	dusty bottle of Merlot	7
#701	dusty bottle of Muscat	8
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#769	dusty bottle of Port	6
#663	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	9
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#201	dusty left femur	2
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#197	dusty left sixth rib	2
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#192	dwarf bread	25
#227	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
#312	eXtreme mittens	12
#44	eXtreme nose ring	8
#236	eXtreme scarf	15
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#497	effervescent potion	15
#228	eggbeater	2
#362	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	32
#102	empty meat tank	47
#243	enchanted bean	11
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#77	enchanted eyepatch	4
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#286	energy drink IV	9
#327	enormous belt buckle	9
#237	escargotsicle	1
#450	evil golden arch	14
#209	evil golden arches	4
#503	evil googly eye	9
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#819	eye of newt	3
#116	eye-pod	5
#104	eyedrops of newt	5
#279	eyepatch	27
#378	f3d0r4	17
#996	facsimile dictionary	7
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#293	fake blood	4
#217	false eyelashes	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#230	fancy bath salts	76
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#582	fancy dress ball	21
#553	fat stacks of cash	12
#2007	felt	2
#96	fermenting powder	80
#393	ferret bait	12
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#569	fetid feather	5
#186	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	15
#489	filthy corduroys	9
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#597	filthy knitted dread sack	5
#327	filthy lucre	108
#330	filthy pestle	6
#445	filthy poultice	3
#658	fine wine	3
#481	fire	11
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#242	fire poi	10
#345	fish-liver oil	20
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#501	fizzy potion	14
#517	flaming crutch	8
#609	flaming feather	6
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#328	flaming talons	21
#42	flange	61
#163	flaregun	99
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#592	flirtatious feather	4
#268	floral print shirt	1
#542	flute of flat champagne	7
#497	foam noodle	1
#365	foolscap fool's cap	7
#294	fortune cookie	6
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#617	frightful feather	4
#339	frigid ninja stars	115
#428	frilly shirt	1
#544	frilly skirt	4
#726	frozen feather	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#475	funky dried mushroom	9
#540	furniture dolly	1
#551	furry fur	95
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#264	furry pants	2
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#470	gas balloon	6
#600	gator skin	1
#479	gauze garter	5
#183	gauze shorts	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#323	ghuol ears	45
#750	ghuol egg	10
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#660	ghuol guolash	6
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#232	giant cactus quill	3
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#928	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1290	giant discarded plastic fork	5
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#313	giant foam finger	6
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#538	giant needle	42
#895	giant pinky ring	14
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#110	gilded ancient cursed key	2
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#920	gingerbread horror	7
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#458	glass of goat's milk	13
#428	gloomy black mushroom	7
#444	glowing red eye	25
#275	gnatwing	19
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#110	gnauga hide	53
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#321	gnoll lips	11
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#98	gnoll-tooth necklace	3
#313	goat beard	18
#846	goat cheese	1
#488	goat cheese pizza	10
#147	goatskin umbrella	11
#228	gob of wet hair	99
#104	golden ring	162
#167	golden twig	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#457	goth kid t-shirt	8
#303	gr8ps	14
#402	grapefruit	12
#828	grapes	1
#231	grassy cutlass	4
#168	grave robbing shovel	11
#148	green candy heart	233
#351	green pixel	144
#45	green pixie spog	2
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#273	gremlin juice	7
#384	grouchy restless spirit	26
#3471	grue egg	4
#377	grue egg omelette	6
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#192	grungy bandana	5
#246	guano coffee cup	10
#350	guitar pick	8
#1225	gyroscope	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#954	hamethyst	8
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#2934	handful of confetti	8
#719	handful of hand chalk	16
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#313	yohohoyo	6

Wow, that's 20,971 items total!

what items are this player missing?