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| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
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| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
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| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
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| #1104 | metallic A | 2 |
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| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
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| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #920 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
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| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #340 | star | 150 |
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| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #819 | twinkly wad | 13 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
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| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
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