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| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
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| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
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| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
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| #1114 | heavy D | 2 |
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| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1543 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
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| #238 | meat paste | 463 |
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| #599 | megatofu | 2 |
| #1106 | metallic A | 2 |
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| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
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| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
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| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1557 | saucepan | 2 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #919 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #980 | spices | 2 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
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| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
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| #488 | sprocket | 39 |
| #341 | star | 150 |
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| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1549 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #821 | twinkly wad | 13 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
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| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
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| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |