Museum :: Doctor Fabolus

Doctor Fabolus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#550	Mob Penguin protection contract	2
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#848	Time Juice	7
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1054	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#407	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#1025	daisy	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#305	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
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#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#1046	wussiness potion	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,574 items total!

what items are this player missing?