| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #19 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 19 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #432 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #610 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #129 | Dolphin King's crown | 34 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #75 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 23 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #169 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #285 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #266 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #461 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #98 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #45 | Gnollish casserole dish | 25 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #71 | Gnollish pie server | 26 |
| #137 | Gnollish pie tin | 42 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #72 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 27 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #90 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 44 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #227 | Knob Goblin spatula | 57 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #124 | Knob Goblin tongs | 142 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #171 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #285 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #178 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #359 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #8 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 22 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #25 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 7 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #77 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 17 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Queen Crown | 878 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
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| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
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| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
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| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
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| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
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| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
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| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
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| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
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| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
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| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
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| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
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| #185 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
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| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #149 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #66 | corn holder | 37 |
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| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
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| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
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| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #103 | crystal skull | 1 |
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| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
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| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
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| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
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| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
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| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
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| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
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| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
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| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
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| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
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| #306 | dusty left femur | 1 |
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| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #70 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #39 | eggbeater | 23 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #190 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #63 | filthy pestle | 71 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #299 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #163 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #32 | foon | 21 |
| #6 | foon of fearfulness | 23 |
| #7 | foon of fleshiness | 24 |
| #8 | foon of foulness | 21 |
| #4 | foon of frigidity | 33 |
| #5 | foon of fulmination | 21 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #4 | fudge spork | 237 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| #69 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #198 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #240 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #452 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #53 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | honey dipper | 13 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #342 | hot plate | 1 |
| #334 | hot powder | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #73 | huge spoon | 45 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #445 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #343 | iron pasta spoon | 19 |
| #10 | ironic battle spoon | 101 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #73 | jack flapper | 21 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #78 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #12 | king cookie | 32 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #104 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #340 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #443 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #323 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #308 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #812 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #175 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #64 | oily paste | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #133 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #131 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #33 | oven mitts | 30 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #145 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #127 | oversized pizza cutter | 77 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #92 | pasta spoon | 560 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #257 | peach | 1 |
| #122 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #239 | pear | 1 |
| #128 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #841 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #71 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #122 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #386 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥉 | queen cookie | 2,047 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #797 | red pixel | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #14 | rolling pin | 33 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #33 | royal jelly | 670 |
| #29 | royal jelly taco | 68 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #262 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #521 | saucepan | 76 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #77 | shiny butcherknife | 17 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #361 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #128 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #12 | silver cheese-slicer | 20 |
| #9 | silver paté knife | 20 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #112 | silver shrimp fork | 19 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #128 | skeleton | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #152 | skewer | 69 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #320 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #12 | special sauce glove | 20 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #15 | spoon! | 23 |
| #113 | spork | 20 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1002 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #21 | star spatula | 17 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
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