| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #18 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 19 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #431 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #609 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #128 | Dolphin King's crown | 34 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #75 | Dramatic™ range | 23 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #98 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #45 | Gnollish casserole dish | 25 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #71 | Gnollish pie server | 26 |
| #136 | Gnollish pie tin | 42 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #72 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 27 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #88 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 44 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #227 | Knob Goblin spatula | 57 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #124 | Knob Goblin tongs | 142 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1005 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #179 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #8 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 22 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #25 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 7 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #77 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 17 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Queen Crown | 878 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #919 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #125 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
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| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
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| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
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| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
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| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
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| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
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| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #39 | eggbeater | 23 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #189 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #63 | filthy pestle | 71 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #297 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #956 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #161 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #32 | foon | 21 |
| #6 | foon of fearfulness | 23 |
| #7 | foon of fleshiness | 24 |
| #8 | foon of foulness | 21 |
| #4 | foon of frigidity | 33 |
| #5 | foon of fulmination | 21 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #842 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #5 | fudge spork | 237 |
| #1413 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #49 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #41 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #584 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #141 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #187 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #199 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #179 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | honey dipper | 13 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #286 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #73 | huge spoon | 45 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #343 | iron pasta spoon | 19 |
| #9 | ironic battle spoon | 101 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #73 | jack flapper | 21 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #11 | king cookie | 32 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #103 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #866 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #564 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #336 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1300 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #198 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #139 | orange leather lanyard | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #100 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #168 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #33 | oven mitts | 30 |
| #203 | overcookie | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #127 | oversized pizza cutter | 77 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #929 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #404 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #91 | pasta spoon | 560 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #255 | peach | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #130 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #738 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2031 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #702 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #70 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #485 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #503 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #489 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #385 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #123 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥉 | queen cookie | 2,047 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #456 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #14 | rolling pin | 33 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #33 | royal jelly | 670 |
| #29 | royal jelly taco | 68 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #348 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #520 | saucepan | 76 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #115 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #77 | shiny butcherknife | 17 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #127 | short calculator | 1 |
| #126 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #143 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #12 | silver cheese-slicer | 20 |
| #9 | silver paté knife | 20 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #112 | silver shrimp fork | 19 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #126 | skeleton | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #152 | skewer | 69 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #157 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #940 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #12 | special sauce glove | 20 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #77 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #248 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #167 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1221 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #14 | spoon! | 23 |
| #113 | spork | 20 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #21 | star spatula | 17 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
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