Malkoten

RankItemQuantity
#2096Angry Farmer candy1
#4300Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1482Colander of Em-er'il2
#2890Crown of the Goblin King4
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#59Doc's Miracle Cure22
#1416Dolphin King's crown2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#415Elder Turtle Shell6
#470Elmley shades1
#213Ent cider59
#513Frat Army FGF1
#607Gaia beads1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#3362Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#136M-242100
#259Mace of the Tortoise2
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#612PADL Phone1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#1611Scalp of Gorgolok2
#471Sinful Desires1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Time Juice8
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1230abominable snowcone2
#1433amulet of extreme plot significance1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#682annoying pitchfork3
#254ant pick1
#433asbestos apron1
#1374astronaut pants3
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1851baby killer bee1
#1480baconstone4
#239baconstone bracelet2
#185baconstone earring1
#217baconstone pendant2
#3122badass belt14
#221balloon monkey8
#968banana2
#961barbed-wire fence1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1104blood flower3
🥈blue traffic cone1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#2232bottle of goofballs9
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#436bow1
#88briny vinegar2
#590bronze breastplate1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#956can of spinach1
#1343capacitor relay4
#529carbonated soy milk1
#1030cast1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#1706chaos butterfly1
#998cheap toaster2
#578chloroform rag1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#3277club necklace1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#329commemorative war stein82
#651communications windchimes1
#1246cyborg stompin' boot2
#618depantsing bomb1
#3289diamond necklace1
#597didgeridooka1
#459dill88
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1677drywall axe2
#1209duct tape14
#80duct tape buckler1
#1737easter egg balloon13
#541energy drink IV1
#886evil teddy bear12
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#153fancy seashell necklace161
#656ferret bait1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#1456filthy lucre9
#527filthy poultice1
#1765fire1
#529fire poi1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#541furniture dolly1
#1456furry fur1
#551fuzzy dice9
#662gas balloon1
#614gauze garter1
#357ghost cucumber122
#9ghostly pickling solution32
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#565giant foam finger1
#1255giant needle1
#1593giant pinky ring5
#67gloomy mushroom wine10
#1109glowing red eye1
#692golden ring40
#1006green glowstick1
#489green smoke bomb1
#2043grue egg11
#1934hamethyst2
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#4479handful of confetti2
#236handmade hobby horse1
#3383heart necklace1
#1194heavy D1
#385henna face paint1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#306hovering sombrero1
#364hyperbolic plasma focuser10
#1376iGoogly3
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#212jewelry-making pliers2
#560jumbo olive1
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1625killing feather29
#737laser-broiled pear12
#505loaded serum blowgun9
#1204lucky rabbit's foot4
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1689mafia aria3
#1051magical ice cubes3
#1087marionette1
#180massive sitar1
#132meatspout staff1
#1204metallic A1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#571mushroom fermenting solution13
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#846nanofiber cloth4
#363natty blue ascot1
#492natural fennel soda1
#27ninja pirate zombie robot4
#2850obsidian dagger2
#60oily golden mushroom6
#1171original G1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#979pail7
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#447panty raider camouflage1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#2716pet rock1
#1171phonics down1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#1281plot hole1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1625pork elf goodies sack1
#727porquoise10
#166porquoise bracelet2
#187porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#2222possessed top1
#82pregnant gloomy black mushroom2
#1615prehistoric spear1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#67pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1124ridiculously huge sword1
#414ring of increase damage1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#982robotronic egg28
#1882rogue swarmer30
#389round green sunglasses1
#639round purple sunglasses1
#3640rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3652rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#745sake bomb1
#380sausage bomb1
#2027sawblade fragment24
#1031sawblade shield1
#193scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil13
#104sequined fez1
#681servomechanical torsion facilitator3
#411shiny hood ornament1
#1284shiny ring14
#892silver shrimp fork1
#111snake100
#1348sock monkey1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#79solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#2331solid gold bowling ball2
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#3322spade necklace1
#118sparkler100
#3302spectre scepter2
#459spooky bicycle chain5
#569spooky cosmetics bag4
#747spooky eyeliner4
#768spooky lipstick4
#2248stainless steel shillelagh1
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#267stench powder2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#273stone banjo1
#8938stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#8953stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8834stuffed cocoabo1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#8915stuffed mind flayer1
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#1487support cummerbund1
#666synthetic stuffing8
#610tequila grenade1
#745theoretical string13
#1620thin black candle1
🥇time sleigh1
#1700tiny house1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2528toothsome rock1
#2400toy crazy train1
#1254toy hoverpad4
#1400toy jet pack3
#2127toy mercenary1
#408toy ray gun24
#1439toy space helmet3
#1384toy train1
#3146tree-eating kite1
#599tropical paperweight1
#576tube of dread wax1
#539twinkly nuggets1
#1076twinkly wad1
#2364unstable laser battery17
#2526vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#312vinegar124
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#586wang1
#511war tongs1
#940water pipe bomb1
#1538wheel1
#512wicker shield1
#1245wolf mask1
#596wool hat1
#591wreath of laurels1
#2204yo1
#256zombie pineal gland18

Wow, that's 1,840 items total!

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