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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #59 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 22 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #212 | Ent cider | 59 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
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| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #220 | balloon monkey | 8 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #326 | commemorative war stein | 82 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
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| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #153 | fancy seashell necklace | 161 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
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| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #357 | ghost cucumber | 122 |
| #9 | ghostly pickling solution | 32 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #571 | mushroom fermenting solution | 13 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #28 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 4 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #976 | pail | 7 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #980 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #190 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #456 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #268 | stench powder | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #406 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #312 | vinegar | 124 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #254 | zombie pineal gland | 18 |