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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #59 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 22 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #213 | Ent cider | 59 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #221 | balloon monkey | 8 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #328 | commemorative war stein | 82 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1212 | duct tape | 14 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #153 | fancy seashell necklace | 161 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1458 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #357 | ghost cucumber | 122 |
| #9 | ghostly pickling solution | 32 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #67 | gloomy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #571 | mushroom fermenting solution | 13 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 4 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #982 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1881 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #191 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #110 | snake | 100 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #268 | stench powder | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #408 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2364 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #312 | vinegar | 124 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #256 | zombie pineal gland | 18 |