Museum :: Nodosaurus

Nodosaurus

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#97	"meat" stick	2
#174	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#106	11-leaf clover	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1851	Angry Farmer candy	3
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Arr, M80	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#54	AutumnFest ale	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#53	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#29	BRAINS shorts	46
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#630	BURT	1
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#101	Big Punk	2
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#30	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#568	Blood Light	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#22	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#46	Bustle Hustler	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1197	CRIMBCO scrip	30
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#201	CSA discount card	2
#11	CSA fire-starting kit	1,138
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#134	Carpathian longsword	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#49	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#31	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#28	Cold One	441
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#70	Comet Pop	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#349	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	16
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#859	Crimbo fudge	9
#594	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#483	Crimbo salad	2
#226	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#86	Crimbojito	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
🥇	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	2
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#333	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#418	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#299	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	7
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#12	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#18	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
#339	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#11	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#1393	Crimbuck	255
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#347	D roll	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#394	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	16
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#19	Dinsey Whinskey	4
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#202	Divine	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#38	Driplet	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#23	Electric Punch	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#10	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	11
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#25	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#373	Elf Guard MPC	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#44	Elf Guard honor present	6
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#70	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#14	Elf Guard mouthknife	24
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#41	Elf Guard payroll bag	18
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#4	Elf Guard squirtgun	13
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#48	Eye Agate	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#38	Fabiotion	1
#36	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#137	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#5	FantasyRealm key	94
#11	FantasyRealm turkey leg	1
#43	Fauna Libre	2
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#41	Firewater	2
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#27	Flan in the Moon	2
#26	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#236	Game Grid token	2
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
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Wow, that's 53,179 items total!

what items are this player missing?