Museum :: Nanimonai3

Nanimonai3

Rank	Item	Quantity
#39	Überraschthexengebräu	16
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#133	"DRINK ME" potion	283
#11	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	8
#44	"KICK ME" sign	48
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#71	1,970 carat gold	11
#682	1-ball	5
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#20	11-leaf clover	211
#614	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#119	1952 Mickey Mantle card	27
#1045	2-ball	2
#48	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#880	3-ball	3
#475	30669 scroll	13
#360	33398 scroll	50
#592	334 scroll	5
#70	37x37x37 puzzle cube	87
#883	4-ball	3
#48	4-d camera	9
#31	4-dimensional fez	8
#125	4-dimensional guitar	19
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#767	5-ball	4
#139	5-hour acrimony	1
#1066	6-ball	2
#158	64067 scroll	3
#394	668 scroll	1
#174	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#1483	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#255	8-ball	122
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#26	8-bit banana	19
#619	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	2
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	2
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	2
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	2
#298	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	2
#228	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	2
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#49	A muse-bouche	9
#48	ASCII fu manchu	12
#568	ASCII shirt	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#92	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#26	Aerheads	2
#70	Affirmation Cookie	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#39	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	17
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#41	Aggressive Carrot	51
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#200	Alice's Army Guard	2
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#158	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#160	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#129	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#98	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#212	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#200	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#80	Ambitious Turkey	6
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
🥉	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	37
#498	Amulet of Yendor	41
#29	Ancient Protector Soda	23
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#26	Angry Farmer candy	8,699
#6	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	446
#101	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#785	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#26	Arr, M80	1
#14	Arrow (+1)	460
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#61	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#66	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#45	Asleep in the Cemetery	17
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#14	Atomic Pop	105
#67	Aura Libre	1
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#42	AutumnFest ale	3
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#45	Azurite	2
#170	BACON	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#29	BOOterfinger	14
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#459	BRICKO brick	3
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#15	BRICKO pyramid	3
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#56	BRICKO stud	12
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#12	BROS Energy Drink	176
#34	BUBBLE GUM	14
#196	BURT	148
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#287	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#47	Bangyomaman battle juice	15
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#906	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#1259	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#35	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	5
#34	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	4
#33	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#78	Batfellow comic	1
#38	Battlie Light Saver	55
#172	Beach Buck	2
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#40	Ben-Gal™ Balm	269
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#930	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#32	Bettie page	4
#15	Bicycle	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#24	Big Punk	19
#24	Bit O' Ectoplasm	131
#19	Bit O' Quail Spleen	13
#52	BitterSweetTarts	116
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#38	Black Body™ spray	18
#55	Black Hole	1
#114	Black No. 2	105
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#139	Blatantly Canadian	29
#274	Bling of the New Wave	5
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#27	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#23	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	7
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#67	Boots of Twilight Whispers	7
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#115	Boris's key lime	5
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#259	Boss Bat bling	13
#2770	Boss Bat britches	1
#103	Boss Drops	2
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#46	Bowlet	3
#19	Boxing Day Pass	37
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#16	Bram's choker	15
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1734	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#19	Breathitin™	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#31	Bruno's blessing of Mars	14
#26	Bugbearclaw Donut	14
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#45	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	10
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#2423	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#64	CSA all-purpose soap	94
#83	CSA bravery badge	86
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#95	CSA discount card	93
#16	CSA fire-starting kit	935
#89	CSA obedience grenade	103
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#47	Camp Scout pup tent	382
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#68	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#135	Carpathian longsword	1
#8	Carpricorn	2
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#33	Celsius 233	2
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#42	Chakra Libre	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#37	Charity's choker	17
#42	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#12	Charter: Nellyville	7
#8	Ched	2
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#72	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#49	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#182	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#44	Chinese curse words	7
#71	Choco-Mint patty	3
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#64	Chroner	1,379
#7	Chroner cross	2
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#12	Chubby and Plump bar	144
#35	Churchill	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#15	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	3
#82	Clara's bell	4
#475	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#40	Claybender glasses	21
#48	Climate Colada	1
#41	Cloaca Cola Polar	254
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1181	Cloaca-Cola	7
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#154	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#27	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	95
#14	Cobra Bowl	2
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#380	Codpiece of the Goblin King	20
#78	Coily™	1
#163	Coinspiracy	2
#2458	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#73	Cold Hots candy	391
#63	Cold One	3
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#9	Comet Drop	99
#21	Comet Pop	94
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#72	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	19
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#16	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#17	Cosmic Calorie	5,048
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#52	Cracklin' Oat Bran	16
#60	Crazymaker	2
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#56	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	69
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#338	Crimbo Factory surprise box	3
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#62	Crimbo candied pecan	509
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#10	Crimbo cookie sheet	37
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#208	Crimbo food scraps	1
#84	Crimbo fudge	420
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#75	Crimbo peppermint bark	445
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#141	Crimbo train emergency brake	14
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1086	Crimbuck	525
#16	Crimbylow-rise jeans	2
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#92	Cursed Punch	1
#17	Cycloney	1
#347	D roll	1
#215	DUFRESNE Suds	2
#45	Dad's brandy	1
#104	Daffy Taffy	395
#29	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	6
#33	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	4
#32	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	5
#31	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	5
#22	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	12
#31	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	6
#26	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	8
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#17	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	69
#34	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	13
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#12	Dinsey Whinskey	10
#16	Dinsey face paint	2
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#6	Dinsey's pants	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#12	Dish of Clarified Butter	161
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#312	Divine	1
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#37	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	225
#646	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#429	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#21	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#34	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#737	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#61	Drac & Tan	2
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#285	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#45	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	7
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#13	Drip harness	2
#28	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	12
#2264	Drowsy Sword	2
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#7	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#69	Duskwalker fangs	8
#55	Duskwalker syringe	24
#205	Dust bunny	1
#16	Dweebisol™ inhaler	92
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1340	Dyspepsi-Cola	16
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#100	Eau de Guaneau	6
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#8	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#27	Effermint™ tablets	270
#22	Egnaro berry	3
#1781	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#76	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#102	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#66	El Vibrato restraints	4
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#1459	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
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what items are this player missing?