Museum :: Wagr

Wagr

Rank	Item	Quantity
#109	"DRINK ME" potion	417
#62	"KICK ME" sign	15
#88	"meat" stick	3
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#146	1-ball	53
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#411	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	16
#157	2-ball	47
#144	3-ball	53
#23	30669 scroll	376
#62	33398 scroll	491
#21	334 scroll	273
#45	37x37x37 puzzle cube	152
#164	4-ball	46
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#246	4-dimensional guitar	6
#51	4:20 bomb	5
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#151	5-ball	50
#137	6-ball	58
#32	64067 scroll	27
#29	668 scroll	90
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#174	7-ball	46
#119	8-ball	355
#33	8-billed baseball cap	6
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#429	A. W. O. L. commendation	12
#72	ASCII shirt	39
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#75	Alewife™ Ale	38
#164	Alice's Army Alchemist	4
#136	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#129	Alice's Army Coward	4
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#26	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	3
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#9	Alice's Army Foil Guard	8
#12	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	7
#11	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	3
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#13	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	6
#12	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	6
#17	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	5
#10	Alice's Army Foil Page	8
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#5	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	3
#18	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	4
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#9	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	8
#164	Alice's Army Guard	4
#167	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#134	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#133	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#169	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#161	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#170	Alice's Army Nurse	4
#159	Alice's Army Page	4
#165	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#161	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#87	Amulet of Yendor	223
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#127	Ancient Saucehelm	12
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#110	Angry Farmer candy	1,616
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#111	BGE shotglass	42
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#168	BRICKO brick	1,475
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#209	BRICKO eye brick	168
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#15	BRICKO python	6
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#39	BROS Energy Drink	27
#132	BURT	220
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#22	Barney's rake	14
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#49	Barulio's bottle	13
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#46	Battlie Light Saver	45
#178	Beach Buck	2
#12	Beignet Milgranet	66
#56	Ben-Gal™ Balm	105
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#158	BitterSweetTarts	5
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#68	Black No. 2	213
#37	Blackfly Chardonnay	351
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#55	Blizzards I Have Died In	9
#496	Blood Light	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#110	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#12	Bordeaux Marteaux	46
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#49	Boris's key lime pie	34
#67	Boris's ring	20
#288	Boss Bat bling	12
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#57	Boss Drops	12
#94	Bram's choker	1
#404	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	9
#55	Bright Water	2
#282	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	29
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#80	C.H.U.M. chum	24
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#403	CRIMBCO mug	32
#1012	CRIMBCO scrip	60
#122	CRIMBCO wine	55
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#80	CSA all-purpose soap	47
#97	CSA bravery badge	37
#101	CSA cheerfulness ration	67
#115	CSA discount card	40
#378	CSA fire-starting kit	4
#109	CSA obedience grenade	49
#98	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	81
#27	Camp Scout pup tent	775
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#26	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	4
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#572	Chroner	1
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#67	Cloaca Cola Polar	92
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#80	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	17
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#78	Coily™	1
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#145	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#88	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	15
#70	Comet Pop	2
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#19	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	91
#58	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	27
#200	Corpse Island iced tea	26
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#86	Crimbo candied pecan	413
#86	Crimbo fudge	409
#82	Crimbo peppermint bark	406
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#27	Crimbojito	22
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#627	Crimbuck	1,552
#85	Crown of the Goblin King	195
#99	D roll	138
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#112	Daffy Taffy	356
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#394	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	16
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#53	Divine	24
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#364	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	22
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#170	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	27
#221	Drowsy Sword	87
#58	Dump Truck	2
#76	Duskwalker fangs	7
#47	Duskwalker syringe	34
#184	Dyspepsi-Cola	429
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#32	Eau de Guaneau	16
#184	Effermint™ tablets	8
#106	El Sombrero De Lopez	16
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#32	El Vibrato power sphere	74
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	11
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	8
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	6
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#65	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	69
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#59	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#55	Elmley shades	24
#170	Elvish delight	1
#80	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#89	Enchanted Plunger	3
#302	Ent cider	28
#66	Event Horizon	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#700	FDKOL commendation	25
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#53	FDKOL hotcakes	148
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#672	Feynman gate	13
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#136	Fitspiration™ poster	4
#26	Five Second Energy™	4
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#4	Frat Army FGF	1,590
🥇	French slippers	1
#150	Friendliness Beverage	42
#20	Fromage Pinotage	12
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#28	Fun-Guy spore	18
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#178	Gaia beads	21
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#147	Game Grid token	14
#96	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	29
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#69	Gearhead Goo	10
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#46	Gin Mint	5
#151	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#94	Gnollish flyswatter	34
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#123	Gnollish plunger	23
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#186	Gnollish toolbox	33
#224	Go-Wassail	87
#21	Good 'n' Slimy	36
#450	Goodfella contract	47
#47	Gordon Bennett	23
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#171	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	6
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#68	Green Manalishi	33
#87	Groll doll	5
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#97	Heimandatz's heart	12
#613	Hell ramen	1
#5	Hippy Army MPE	2,058
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#112	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	34
#129	Iiti Kitty phone charm	32
#157	Imp Ale	1,572
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#193	Iron Beta of Industry	51
#248	Jack-in-the-box	24
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#50	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	29
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#163	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	15
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#326	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	28
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#33	Kissin' Cousins	11
#32	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	33
#110	Knob Goblin Mutagen	12
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#40	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	36
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#202	Knob Goblin elite shirt	44
#177	Knob Goblin firecracker	140
#163	Knob Goblin harem pants	34
#138	Knob Goblin harem veil	42
#24	Knob Goblin love potion	1,269
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#37	Knob Goblin melon baller	155
#54	Knob Goblin nasal spray	46
#303	Knob Goblin pants	41
#18	Knob Goblin perfume	175
#102	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	21
#259	Knob Goblin scimitar	53
#9	Knob Goblin seltzer	6,071
#286	Knob Goblin spatula	31
#245	Knob Goblin steroids	51
#14	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1,318
#289	Knob Goblin tongs	50
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#49	Knob mushroom	430
#12	Knob nuts	133
#68	Knob sausage	229
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#218	Knoll mushroom	62
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#86	LCD game: Burger Belt	6
#88	LCD game: Food Eater	5
#93	LCD game: Garbage River	4
#209	LED block	7
🥇	LWA ring	1
#66	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	17
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#72	Lederhosen of the Night	16
#101	Let Me Be!	10
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#200	Lockenstock™ sandals	16
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#190	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	119
#312	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	29
#107	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	583
#139	Lucky Surprise Egg	59
#22	Lumineux Limnio	21
#48	M-242	334
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#474	Mad Train wine	202
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#826	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
#130	Manetwich	7
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#57	Marvin's marvelous pill	3
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#65	Maxing, Relaxing	10
#81	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	50
#51	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	109
#32	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	516
#264	Meat detector	2
#27	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	6
#336	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	15
#85	Meleegra™ pills	129
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#101	Mer-kin fastjuice	5
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#67	Mer-kin takebag	10
#66	Mer-kin thingpouch	15
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#75	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,531
#532	Microplushie: Bropane	15
#624	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
#439	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#484	Microplushie: Hippylase	19
#254	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#589	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#550	Microplushie: Otakulone	17
#164	Microplushie: Raverdrine	54
#812	Microplushie: Sororitrate	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#19	Mint Yulep	11
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#441	Mob Penguin cellular phone	45
#377	Mohawk wig	22
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#82	Monstar energy beverage	160
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#92	Mornington crescent roll	9
#36	Mortimer's nostrum	18
#44	Morto Moreto	6
#151	Mountain Stream soda	275
#138	Mr. Haggis	14
#47	Mr. Joe's bangles	21
#486	Mr. Mediocrebar	111
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#26	Mudflap-Girl Ring	3
#50	Muschat	4
#158	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#49	Nardz energy beverage	27
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#19	Neuromancer	176
#109	New Zealand iced tea	126
#197	Newbiesport™ tent	19
#149	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#17	Nose Ring of Putrescence	3
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#192	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#165	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#162	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	5
#27	Now and Earlier	208
#71	Nuclear Blastball	56
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#45	Oil of Parrrlay	83
#54	Okee-Dokee soda	17
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#124	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	11
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#91	Order of the Silver Wossname	8
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#33	P.B.L.T.	415
#239	PADL Phone	37
#14	PB&BP	25
#117	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	28
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#136	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	17
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#189	Penultimate Fantasy chest	155
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#142	Piddles	7
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#35	PlexiPips	18
#94	Pokëmann band-aid	11
#220	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	9
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#152	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	9
#241	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#305	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	7
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	9
#210	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	10
#197	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	4
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	12
#152	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	12
#226	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#150	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	12
#116	Polka Pop	7
#105	Polysniff Perfume	5
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#65	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	23
#96	Professor What T-Shirt	10
#90	Psychotic Train wine	8
#13	Putrid Pendant	3
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#230	Ram's Face Lager	167
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#128	Red Pill	3
#157	Red Rover BB gun	24
#80	Red X Shield	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#19	Ring of the Sewer Snake	4
#551	Rock Pops	99
#370	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#8	S.A.V.E. flyer	97
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#126	SPF 451 lip balm	19
#9	Saccharine Maple pendant	4
#138	Safari Jack's moustache	9
#17	Sangria de Menthe	11
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#20	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	8
#55	Schrödinger's thermos	773
#68	Scuba Snack	5
#927	Senior Mints	3
#36	Sensual Massage for Creeps	16
#126	Shivering Chèvre	23
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#144	Skullery Maid's Knee	3
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#90	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	14
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#48	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	31
#193	Snow Queen Crown	18
#90	Sogg-Os	5
#132	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#176	Spam Witch sammich	315
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#178	Spooky Surprise Egg	100
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
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#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
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#69	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	5
#70	tiny die-cast turtle mech	5
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
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#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#302	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	22
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#208	tiny plastic whitesnake	30
#133	tiny plastic zmobie	42
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#32	tiny top hat and cane	2
#104	tip jar	17
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#396	turtle totem	100
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#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#61	turtlemail hauberk	2
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#85	twist of lime	2
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#29	underwater slingshot	42
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#139	unearthly onyx	9
#74	unidentified jerky	663
#26	unnamed cocktail	57
#72	unnatural gas	4
#60	unquiet spirits	34
#85	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	231
#78	unrequired jacket	2
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#26	unstable DNA	1,590
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#305	untamable turtle	7
#182	unused soap	1
#451	unusual disco ball	6
#96	upsy daisy	125
#63	used beer	4
#100	useless powder	3,086
#125	valuable trinket	818
#101	vampire chowder	8
#325	vampire collar	5
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
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#36	velcro boots	1
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#48	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	129
#96	very overdue library book	8
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#79	vibrating cyborg knife	32
#350	viking helmet	31
#8	villainous scythe	1
#146	vinegar	245
#144	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	181
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#149	volcanic ash	48
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#94	voodoo snuff	15
#231	vorpal blade	38
#64	votive candle	6
#225	wad of cotton	14
#418	wad of dough	98
#66	wad of slimy rags	20
#395	wad of tofu	9
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#586	wang	1
#245	war tongs	9
#170	warbear battery	17
#35	warbear beeping telegram	26
#68	warbear blizzard mead	10
#47	warbear breakfast machine assembler	11
#99	warbear drone assembler	6
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#25	warbear energy bracers	7
#79	warbear exhaust manifold	3
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
#7	warbear foil hat	11
#39	warbear gyro	13
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#70	warbear oil pan	3
#46	warbear procedural hilarity drone	18
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#46	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	20
#78	warbear soda machine assembler	7
#76	wasabi marble soda	2
#65	wasabi pocky	3
#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
🥈	washboard shield	1
#114	water pipe bomb	737
#35	water purification pills	835
#331	water wings	2
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#83	watered-down Red Minotaur	33
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#23	weremoose spit	88
#69	wet venom duct	6
#37	whalebone corset	68
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#1538	wheel	1
#44	whimpering willow bark	16
#84	whip kit	8
#338	whisker pencil	17
#127	whiskey and cola	20
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#316	white Canadian	10
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#28	white candy heart	2,289
#483	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#368	white chocolate chip cookies	8
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#463	white class ring	13
#47	white hat hacker T-shirt	29
#108	white lightning	195
#234	white picket fence	17
#975	white pixel	2
#12	white rice	413
#463	white satin pants	5
#446	white satin shield	2
#224	white snake skin	58
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#446	white sword	7
#33	whole turkey leg	91
#63	whoopie cushion	342
#296	wicker shield	8
#37	wild honey pie	1
#8	willowy bonnet	4
#83	willyweed	33
#98	wind-up chattering teeth	241
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#166	wind-up meatcar	68
#415	wine spritzer	1
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#47	wings of fire	2
#58	witch hat	11
#69	witch wart	2
#253	witty rapier	13
#308	wolf mask	93
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#365	wooden axe	1
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#425	wooden stakes	5
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#61	woolen cravat	1
#102	world's smallest violin	9
#225	worn tophat	8
#74	worst candy	1
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#162	wreath of laurels	4
#144	wrench bracelet	24
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#125	wumpus hair	16
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#52	x-ray specs	358
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
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#106	yakskin pants	1
#90	yam candy	3
#24	yellow brick road	101
#37	yellow candy heart	2,445
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#64	yellow gummi ingot	558
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#342	yellow paisley oyster egg	8
#27	yellow plastic oyster egg	114
#49	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	33
#87	yellow snowcone	297
#62	yellow striped oyster egg	27
#416	yeti fur	339
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#1655	yo-yo	5
#344	yohohoyo	5
#156	yummy death watch beetle	3
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#162	zombie hollandaise	2
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 289,608 items total!

what items are this player missing?