Museum :: CoffeeShopFrank

CoffeeShopFrank

Rank	Item	Quantity
#574	1-ball	7
#91	11-leaf clover	3
#401	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	17
#464	2-ball	9
#771	3-ball	4
#364	30669 scroll	23
#590	33398 scroll	16
#205	334 scroll	33
#656	4-ball	5
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#879	5-ball	3
#696	6-ball	5
#157	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	23
#526	7-ball	8
#532	8-ball	41
#401	9-ball	2
#986	Angry Farmer candy	37
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#90	BACON	500
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#107	Battlie Light Saver	7
#179	Ben-Gal™ Balm	7
#377	Black No. 2	11
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#668	Boris's ring	2
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#57	CRIMBCO scrip	5,590
#63	Cherry Cloaca Cola	49
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#528	Cloaca-Cola	61
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1237	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#102	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	3
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#49	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	236
#29	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,113
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#93	Crimbuccaneer shirt	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#106	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#51	Diet Cloaca Cola	43
#55	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	141
#90	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	180
#43	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	50
#40	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#575	Dyspepsi-Cola	105
#329	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	8
#263	Elf Guard MPC	34
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#316	Gaia beads	7
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#130	Green Manalishi	5
#131	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#34	Holiday Fun!	183
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#535	Imp Ale	250
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#99	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	9
#544	Knob Goblin firecracker	23
#281	Knob Goblin harem pants	15
#214	Knob Goblin harem veil	21
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#284	Knob Goblin seltzer	56
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#760	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#89	Knob Goblin superseltzer	106
#657	Knob Goblin tongs	8
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#191	Knob nuts	2
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#894	Mad Train wine	42
#229	Marquis de Poivre soda	24
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#284	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	22
#301	Meleegra™ pills	32
#842	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#390	Mohawk wig	20
#78	Mornington crescent roll	14
#246	Mountain Stream soda	124
#2367	Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#168	O'RLY manual	4
#366	Orcish baseball cap	8
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#227	Orcish frat-paddle	14
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#456	PADL Phone	6
#116	Polysniff Perfume	4
#45	Professor What T-Shirt	27
#80	Red X Shield	1
#53	Regular Cloaca Cola	35
#2229	Rock Pops	6
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#86	Saturday Night Special	4
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#120	Space Tours Tripple	10
#123	Squat-Thrust Magazine	6
#43	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	5
#55	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	3
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#122	T.U.R.D.S. Key	6
#1056	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	20
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#58	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	5
#172	Typical Tavern swill	58
#634	Warm Subject gift certificate	28
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#111	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#1100	Wint-O-Fresh mint	7
#186	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	3
#133	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	8
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2146	Yummy Tummy bean	27
#122	a butt tuba	11
#442	a little sump'm sump'm	4
#27	acceptable bagel	112
#157	accidental cider	13
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#55	actual tapas	14
#99	adder	20
#326	adder bladder	22
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#44	amok pudding	18
#47	amok putter	9
#561	amulet of extreme plot significance	17
#225	ancient Magi-Wipes	31
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#100	ancient frozen dinner	30
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#34	ancient pills	17
#98	ancient poisoned dart	37
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#395	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#301	ant agonist	9
#270	ant hoe	1
#128	ant pick	3
#184	ant rake	2
#236	anti-anti-antidote	13
#128	anticheese	105
#655	antique greaves	3
#282	antique hand mirror	12
#745	antique helmet	2
#162	antique machete	2
#82	antique packet of ketchup	34
#625	antique shield	4
#773	antique spear	2
#155	armgun	24
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#427	asbestos ore	14
#335	asparagus knife	20
#643	asshat	1
#103	attorney's badge	10
#822	awful poetry journal	53
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#238	baconstone	31
#93	badge of authority	3
#252	bag of Cheat-Os	43
#504	bag of lard	2
#115	bag of pygmy blood	5
#930	baggie of powdered sugar	6
#368	ballroom blintz	6
#458	bar skin	19
#228	barbed-wire fence	28
#341	baseball	13
#621	bat guano	8
#319	bat wing	44
#233	batblade	14
#487	batgut	38
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#112	batskin belt	13
#149	bean burrito	7
#28	beefy pill	12
#507	beer bomb	22
#254	beer goggles	1
#430	beer helmet	6
#296	beer lens	8
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#347	big rock	2
#202	bit-o-cactus	21
#89	black belt	1
#54	black blade	10
#79	black cloak	5
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#383	black forest cake	6
#391	black forest ham	3
#67	black label	20
#260	black pension check	18
#577	black pepper	1
#138	black picnic basket	15
#826	black pixel	6
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#522	black pudding	2
#509	black snake skin	7
#430	blackberry	12
#57	bloodied surgical dungarees	9
#85	bloodstain stick	4
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#482	bloody mary	2
#85	blowdart	5
#409	blue pixel	145
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#68	blue shell	4
#113	bone abacus	4
#301	bone chips	52
#154	bone flute	12
#151	book of matches	2
#23	boot knife	23
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#841	bottle of gin	8
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#842	bottle of rum	22
#305	bottle of tequila	94
#665	bottle of vodka	12
#746	bottle of whiskey	22
#506	bowl of cottage cheese	27
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#93	bowl of rye sprouts	8
#110	bowling ball	9
#413	box	25
#405	boxed wine	53
#116	boxing glove	5
#246	brains casserole	1
#113	brass gear	38
#146	bread man	4
#103	breadchucks	1
#212	briefcase	47
#208	brilliant oyster egg	1
#15	broken beer bottle	11
#709	broken skull	11
#447	broken sword	3
#247	bronze breastplate	6
#176	bronzed locust	14
#82	brown felt tophat	17
#38	brown paper bag mask	64
#43	brown paper pants	48
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#57	brown pixel	38
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#262	bubblin' crude	44
#517	bubbly potion	12
#178	buckler buckle	2
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#198	bullet-proof corduroys	31
#440	bum cheek	26
#317	cactus fruit	5
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#300	can of Red Minotaur	14
#592	can of maces	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#1141	candied kobold	1
#25	candy knife	15
#90	cannonbomb	2
#216	canopic jar	32
#272	carbonated soy milk	13
#413	carbonated water lily	6
#90	cardboard katana	9
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#44	carton of snake milk	80
#308	cast	72
#234	cat appendix	18
#410	catgut	13
#237	centipede eggs	14
#13	ceramic cestus	1
#921	chaos butterfly	53
#190	charming flute	2
#293	cheap cigar butt	5
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#326	chef's hat	29
#207	cherry	29
#474	chewing gum on a string	11
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#145	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	4
#310	chopsticks	13
#233	chrome ore	27
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#108	cigar box turtle	5
#77	cigarette lighter	19
#278	clay peace-sign bead	13
#514	cloudy potion	13
#2494	club necklace	2
#74	clutch of dodecapede eggs	23
#104	coal dust	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#72	cob of corn	11
#512	cocoa eggshell fragment	78
#173	coconut shell	435
#273	coffin lid	5
#619	cog	26
#286	cold ninja mask	12
#279	cold nuggets	3
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#101	cold water bottle	5
#100	colorful toad	9
#256	communications windchimes	30
#129	compression stocking	7
#29	concentrated cooking	1
#116	concentrated magicalness pill	22
#506	cool whip	4
#181	corn holder	8
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#246	cottage	1
#36	crêepy mask	42
#503	cranberries	36
#70	crappy waiter disguise	15
#121	crazy hobo notebook	4
#433	cream pie	1
#96	creepy ginger ale	10
#706	crowbarrr	1
#92	crude voodoo doll	3
#43	crudles	4
#23	cup of lukewarm tea	23
#585	dance card	1
#495	dark potion	15
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#207	death blossom	1
#483	decorative fountain	7
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#312	demon skin	34
#497	dense meat stack	91
#221	dented harmonica	9
#306	deodorant	9
#525	desiccated apricot	5
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#378	diamond-studded cane	14
#313	didgeridooka	10
#40	dieting pill	7
#100	dire fudgesicle	30
#493	dirty hobo gloves	30
#614	disassembled clover	67
#1312	disco ball	6
#1129	disco mask	8
#429	disease	21
#126	dishrag	5
#163	disintegrating quill pen	64
#540	displaced fish	3
#48	disposable instant camera	7
#385	distressed denim pants	5
#1044	disturbing fanfic	30
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#160	double-barreled sling	5
#310	drab sonata	13
#654	draggin' ball hat	4
#66	dress pants	5
#516	dried face	4
#763	drum machine	1
#100	drum of tommy ammo	14
#266	dry martini	1
#265	dry noodles	507
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#724	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#865	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#190	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#221	eXtreme mittens	20
#226	eXtreme scarf	16
#100	eagle feather	5
#63	eagle's milk	23
#65	ectoplasmic orbs	25
#490	effervescent potion	16
#144	eggbeater	4
#88	eggwater	5
#271	eldritch effluvium	24
#82	elegant nightstick	5
#435	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	24
#116	enchanted barbell	22
#370	enchanted bean	5
#102	enchanted bean burrito	8
#272	enormous belt buckle	11
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#849	evil golden arch	2
#35	excitement pill	3
#45	exotic jungle fruit	86
#83	extra-flat panini	5
#97	extra-strength strongness elixir	26
#571	eyepatch	8
#627	f3d0r4	5
#73	fabric hardener	5
#64	fabric softener	8
#761	fake blood	1
#494	fancy bath salts	14
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#297	fermenting powder	6
#305	ferret bait	25
#294	figurine of a cold seal	21
#142	figurine of a sleek seal	15
#175	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	7
#186	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	15
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#228	filthy pestle	11
#376	filthy poultice	6
#463	fine wine	9
#181	finger cymbals	4
#80	fire of unknown origin	14
#431	fire poi	2
#465	fizzy potion	17
#517	flaming crutch	8
#424	flaming talons	13
#311	flat dough	6
#79	flavorless gruel	19
#69	fleetwood chain	14
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#64	flour cookie	6
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#32	free boots	1
#88	freshwater pearl necklace	13
#96	fricasseed brains	21
#108	fried air	3
#324	frigid ninja stars	121
#491	frilly skirt	5
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#427	frozen nunchaku	5
#73	frozen turtle shell	2
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#896	furry fur	22
#24	furry pill	39
#477	fuzzy earmuffs	2
#598	gas balloon	2
#305	ghost of a necklace	10
#398	ghuol ears	29
#401	ghuol egg	42
#318	ghuol guolash	27
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#120	giant artisanal rice peeler	3
#293	giant cactus quill	2
#649	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#106	giant giant moth dust	4
#73	giant grain of protein powder	6
#111	giant gym membership card	6
#108	giant heirloom grape tomato	9
#92	giant jar of protein powder	11
#52	giant motorcycle boots	8
#196	giant moxie weed	18
#631	giant needle	27
#148	giant penguin keychain	4
#119	giant safety pin	6
#154	giant turkey leg	2
#47	ginger snaps	39
#69	giraffe-necked turtle	20
#64	glark cable	11
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#145	glittery mascara	10
#25	glob of cream cheese	35
#32	glob of enchanted icing	57
#101	glob of spoiled mayo	9
#431	glowing red eye	27
#278	gnatwing	18
#394	goat	1
#349	goat beard	14
#271	goat cheese	94
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#185	goatskin umbrella	9
#527	gob of wet hair	14
#124	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#152	gooified animal matter	14
#212	gooified mineral matter	7
#262	gooified vegetable matter	4
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#112	gr8ps	69
#373	grapefruit	14
#415	grapes	13
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#458	green clay bead	15
#369	green pixel	134
#254	gremlin juice	8
#635	grouchy restless spirit	7
#392	guitar pick	7
#53	gummi turtle	46
#296	hair spray	21
#87	half of a gold tooth	48
#78	half-size scalpel	3
#207	hamethyst	36
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#312	handful of hand chalk	102
#421	handful of moss	5
#396	handful of numbers	1
#226	handful of sand	90
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#146	handful of tips	2
#366	handful of walnuts	3
#323	handsomeness potion	5
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#66	head mirror	5
#163	headhunter necktie	4
#3382	heart necklace	1
#828	heavy D	12
#92	hedgeturtle	26
#630	hellion cube	4
#137	helmet recipe	3
#1216	helmet turtle	10
#373	henna tattoo	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#570	herbs	13
#312	hermit permit	9
#484	hill of beans	26
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#268	hippy protest button	11
#210	honey-dipped locust	13
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#103	hot coal	1
#478	hot date	5
#485	hot katana blade	19
#288	hot plate	2
#460	hot wad	1
#500	hot wing	92
#356	huge spoon	4
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#565	ice-cold Willer	65
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#80	imitation White Russian	19
#247	imp unity ring	9
#70	incredible pizza	5
#89	industrial strength starch	1
#157	infernal fife	11
#303	infernal insoles	10
#577	inflatable duck	1
#48	ingot turtle	2
#182	inkwell	38
#71	irradiated turtle	19
#216	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	36
#65	jagged scrap metal	12
#50	jaunty feather	34
#113	jewelry-making pliers	4
#150	jug-o-magicalness	19
#86	jumping bean burrito	10
#284	jungle drum	1
#153	jungle floor wax	1
#76	juniper berries	11
#195	ketchup hound	41
#98	killing jar	7
#1050	kneecapping stick	7
#116	knobby helmet turtle	4
#191	leather chaps	19
#305	leather mask	16
#338	leathery bat skin	17
#399	leathery cat skin	15
#255	leathery rat skin	13
#128	leftovers of indeterminate origin	27
#577	lemon	44
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#409	lihc eye	32
#314	lihc face	16
#410	lime	21
#384	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	18
#781	line	12
#233	linoleum ore	25
#214	lion oil	4
#115	little black book	2
#534	little paper umbrella	74
#111	loadstone	10
#280	long pork	5
#653	long skinny balloon	5
#478	loose teeth	94
#46	low-budget shield	18
#48	lucky-ish pill	1
#137	lump of diamond	30
#91	lustrous oyster egg	6
#101	lynyrd musk	4
#62	lynyrd snare	13
#29	lynyrdskin breeches	1
#40	magical baguette	36
#467	magical ice cubes	70
#291	magical mystery juice	33
#123	magicalness-in-a-can	61
#315	magilaser blastercannon	5
#677	maiden wig	1
#81	mana curds	17
#83	mangled finger	2
#235	margarita	8
#358	mariachi G-string	7
#368	mariachi hat	3
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#238	martini	13
#635	marzipan skull	11
#484	meat paste	52
#34	meat shield	1
#257	meat stack	185
#390	meat vortex	94
#207	mesh cap	15
#479	metallic A	56
#473	milky potion	16
#176	miner's helmet	20
#182	miner's pants	19
#9	mini-martini	419
#147	miniature boiler	1
#57	mocking turtle	25
#467	mojo filter	1
#181	molotov cocktail cocktail	29
#54	molten scrap metal	18
#46	mostly-broken sunglasses	30
#495	mother's little helper	3
#1339	motivational poster	1
#45	mouse skull	33
#250	moxie weed	94
#600	mullet wig	1
#375	mummy wrapping	33
#523	murky potion	11
#62	musk turtle	11
#355	natural fennel soda	5
#568	necklace chain	1
#590	ninja hot pants	3
#244	ocarina of space	9
#73	oil lamp	1
#48	oil shell	4
#83	oil slacks	1
#134	old bronzer	1
#132	old eyebrow pencil	1
#360	old leather wallet	12
#100	old rosewater cream	4
#1554	old sweatpants	10
#496	olive	11
#84	one pill	18
#141	open sauce	7
#413	orange	32
#84	orc wrist	8
#79	orcish hand lotion	29
#93	orcish nailing lube	18
#93	orcish rubber	20
#91	orcish stud-finder	7
#619	original G	44
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#254	oversized pipe	23
#414	oversized pizza cutter	12
#39	oversized skullcap	27
#1890	oyster basket	1
#103	pack of chewing gum	5
#400	pail	29
#161	painted turtle	1
#394	palm frond	11
#244	pants kit	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#898	pasta spoon	11
#529	patchouli incense stick	14
#197	pearlescent oyster egg	2
#87	pec oil	18
#68	pencil stub	18
#365	perforated battle paddle	7
#42	pestopiary	31
#118	pewter claymore	2
#381	phonics down	180
#473	photoprotoneutron torpedo	47
#259	pickle-flavored chewing gum	31
#321	pie crust	1
#264	pie man was not meant to eat	5
#537	piercing post	1
#33	pigeon egg	205
#270	pile of candy	33
#207	pile of dusty animal bones	39
#235	pile of jumping beans	16
#120	pill cup	15
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#655	yeti fur	101

Wow, that's 26,356 items total!

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