Museum :: dumpybabe

dumpybabe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#307	"DRINK ME" potion	48
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#85	11-leaf clover	6
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#280	30669 scroll	35
#471	33398 scroll	29
#265	334 scroll	24
#1473	4-ball	1
#102	4-d camera	2
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#879	5-ball	3
#1072	6-ball	2
#248	668 scroll	4
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#401	9-ball	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#536	Angry Farmer candy	134
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#426	BRICKO brick	7
#356	BRICKO eye brick	8
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#169	Better Than Cuddling Cake	13
#272	Bit O' Ectoplasm	9
#153	BitterSweetTarts	6
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#342	Black No. 2	14
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#200	Blatantly Canadian	16
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#387	CSA fire-starting kit	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#571	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#1157	Cloaca-Cola	8
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#78	Coily™	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1486	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#971	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#1051	Crimbo fudge	5
#922	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2137	Crimbuck	26
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#213	Daffy Taffy	156
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#122	Divine	9
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#559	Dyspepsi-Cola	109
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#188	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#171	Elvish delight	1
#369	Ent cider	20
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#595	FDKOL commendation	81
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#228	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	54
#104	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	9
#292	Frat Army FGF	9
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#290	Gaia beads	9
#114	Game Grid ticket	90
#42	Game Grid token	617
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#635	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#321	Gnollish plunger	8
#371	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#141	Gnollish toolbox	49
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#137	Gummi-DNA	10
#24	Gummi-Gnauga	457
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#132	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#472	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1406	Imp Ale	16
#348	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#613	Jack-in-the-box	8
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#233	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	44
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#354	Knob Goblin elite helm	14
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#54	Knob Goblin eyedrops	31
#422	Knob Goblin firecracker	38
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#135	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#283	Knob Goblin love potion	49
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#137	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5
#827	Knob Goblin pants	3
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#379	Knob Goblin seltzer	31
#39	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	21
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#297	Knob Goblin steroids	37
#90	Knob Goblin stink bomb	6
#308	Knob Goblin superseltzer	19
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#239	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#369	Knoll mushroom	27
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#414	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	10
#669	LED block	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#318	Lockenstock™ sandals	6
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#203	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	55
#766	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#497	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#34	Mae West	66
#130	Manetwich	7
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#123	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	55
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#415	Meleegra™ pills	21
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#125	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#319	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	165
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#678	Mr. Mediocrebar	77
#102	ND	2
#374	NG	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#95	Neuromancer	11
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#99	Northern pemmican	1
#81	Now and Earlier	83
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#494	PADL Phone	4
#12	PVC staff	2
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#707	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#147	Piddles	5
#123	Pine-Fresh air freshener	31
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#127	Polka Pop	5
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#333	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#26	Raggedy Hippy doll	27
#67	Ralph IX cognac	3
#683	Ram's Face Lager	9
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#529	Red Rover BB gun	4
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#101	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#678	Rock Pops	77
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#103	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#648	Schrödinger's thermos	11
#409	Senior Mints	12
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#341	Spam Witch sammich	103
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#322	Steal This Candy	6
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#627	Summer Nights	2
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#270	Swabbie™ swab	10
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#706	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#740	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#761	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#107	Tiger-lily's milk	23
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#294	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	10
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#633	Trollhouse cookies	30
#435	Typical Tavern swill	7
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#919	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#90	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	44
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#167	Valentine	225
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#250	White Citadel burger	9
#106	White Hyborian	1
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2604	Yummy Tummy bean	7
#380	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#325	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#22	abandoned candy	201
#208	abominable blubber	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#92	accidental cider	32
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#195	adder	1
#612	adder bladder	4
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#239	agua de vida	6
#43	albatross necklace	2
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
#57	all-purpose flower	5
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#241	alphabet gum	7
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#675	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#221	ancient Magi-Wipes	32
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#73	ancient frozen dinner	42
#433	ancient protein powder	6
#177	ancient spice	16
#103	ancient stone fist	17
#120	ancient stone head	8
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#159	anti-anti-antidote	32
#1062	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique bottle of cough syrup	6
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#565	antique greaves	5
#46	antique hand mirror	317
#424	antique helmet	11
#75	antique packet of ketchup	39
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#210	antique record album	13
#421	antique shield	11
#383	antique souvenir drawing	2
#609	antique spear	5
#199	armgun	15
#410	around the world	2
#214	arrowgram	2
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#697	asbestos ore	6
#172	asbestos stick	1
#239	asparagus knife	38
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#34	automatic catapult	5
#248	awful poetry journal	605
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#1209	baby killer bee	4
#170	bacon bath ball	6
#2452	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#105	badass pie	1
#207	bag of Cheat-Os	60
#1520	bag of airline peanuts	5
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#106	bag of many confections	2
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#497	balaclava baklava	3
#898	ball	6
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#88	banana milkshake	1
#247	banana peel	20
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#820	banana-frosted king cake	2
#864	bananagate	2
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#119	banjo strings	3
#592	bar skin	11
#122	bar whip	1
#381	barbed-wire fence	11
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1800	barrrnacle	2
#245	barskin hat	2
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#186	barskin tent	1
#108	bartender-in-the-box	3
#248	baseball	25
#46	basic meat crossbow	7
#98	basic meat fez	1
#24	basic meat foon	4
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#63	basic meat spork	3
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#461	bat guano	16
#36	bat haggis	30
#33	bat hat	3
#292	bat wing	51
#474	batblade	4
#189	batgut	199
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#538	battered Crimbo Crate	19
#124	battered hubcap	4
#234	bazookafish bubble gum	8
#135	beach glass bead	56
#93	beach glass necklace	9
#168	beanbag chair	3
#118	beautiful soup	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#860	beer bomb	3
#465	beer bong	2
#131	beer cartilage	2
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#62	beer-scented teddy bear	19
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#489	beertini	3
#354	begpwnia	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#682	bejeweled cufflinks	4
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#148	bellhop bell	3
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#248	big boom	5
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#458	big red clown nose	11
#117	big stick	4
#76	big stirring stick	1
#22	bigger stick	12
#442	bilge wine	20
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#449	bit-o-cactus	4
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#259	black & tan	9
#38	black belt	3
#777	black candy heart	2
#28	black catseye marble	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#139	black facepaint	2
#351	black forest cake	7
#234	black forest ham	10
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#369	black pension check	7
#143	black pepper	21
#335	black picnic basket	3
#928	black pixel	2
#74	black plastic oyster egg	47
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#188	black pudding	17
#114	black sheepskin diploma	3
#327	black shield	6
#568	black snake skin	5
#813	black snowcone	1
#465	black spot	1
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#437	black sword	4
#116	black velvet box	5
#802	black-and-blue light	5
#324	blackberry	27
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#54	blackberry slippers	5
#185	blank fudge mold	2
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#115	blended frozen swill	2
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1655	blood flower	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#475	bloody beer	15
#511	bloody clown pants	8
#127	bloody mary	19
#213	blue grass	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#315	blue pixel potion	2
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Wow, that's 53,718 items total!

what items are this player missing?