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#306"DRINK ME" potion48
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
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#8111-leaf clover6
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#4019-ball2
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#785ASCII shirt1
#53Abyssal ember2
#244Alewifeâ„¢ Ale2
#536Angry Farmer candy134
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
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#614Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#290Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#237Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm2
#77Benetton's Medley of Diversity2
#169Better Than Cuddling Cake13
#272Bit O' Ectoplasm9
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#131Black Bodyâ„¢ spray2
#342Black No. 214
#301Blackfly Chardonnay11
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#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#186Bohemian rhapsody2
#214Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1743Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#580Brimstone Chicken Sandwich8
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
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#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
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#1700CRIMBCO scrip5
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#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
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#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#1482Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
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#6Crimbomination Contraption1
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#288DNOTC Box1
#212Daffy Taffy156
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#251Disco Banjo2
#122Divine9
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#645Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#294Dramaticâ„¢ range4
#2742Drowsy Sword1
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#559Dyspepsi-Cola109
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#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#92Earring of Fire1
#177Eau de Guaneau3
#37El Vibrato drone3
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#159El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#186El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)3
#256El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#128El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)3
#230El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#114El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)4
#129El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)2
#266El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)2
#215El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)3
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
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#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#169Elvish delight1
#369Ent cider20
#158Everlasting Deckswabber2
#596FDKOL commendation81
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#228Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots54
#104Ferrigno's Elixir of Power9
#291Frat Army FGF9
#64Frostâ„¢ brand sword2
#698Frosty's frosty mug1
#126Fudgie Roll2
🥈Fuzzby1
#178GOTO1
#290Gaia beads9
#115Game Grid ticket90
#42Game Grid token617
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#307General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket2
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#633Gnollish flyswatter2
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#370Gnollish slotted spoon4
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#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#78Good 'n' Slimy2
#152Gordon Bennett3
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#135Gummi-DNA10
#24Gummi-Gnauga457
#136Gummy Brains1
#249Happy Birthday, Claude! cake5
#131Hatorade1
#613Hell ramen1
#326Hippy Army MPE11
#669Hodgman's blanket1
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#44Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics2
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#469Hollandaise helmet1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#471Iiti Kitty phone charm3
#1407Imp Ale16
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#84Interview With You (a Vampire)2
#613Jack-in-the-box8
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#357Jarlsberg's earring4
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
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#233Jumbo Dr. Lucifer44
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#107Kentucky-style derby1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#94Knob Göblin lòve potion1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
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#566Knob Goblin elite polearm5
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#135Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray11
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#379Knob Goblin seltzer31
#39Knob Goblin sharpening spray21
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#90Knob Goblin stink bomb6
#307Knob Goblin superseltzer19
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#576Knob Goblin visor5
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🥈Krampus Horn1
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#1061Let Me Be!1
#90Lobster qua Grill2
#318Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals6
#3900Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#203Lord of the Flies-sized fries55
#767Loudmouth Larry Lamprey5
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#495M-24211
#216MSG1
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#34Mae West66
#130Manetwich7
#128Mariner's Friend cough drops5
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#123McMillicancuddy's Special Lager55
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#148Meat maid body1
#415Meleegraâ„¢ pills21
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#174Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler23
#319Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub165
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#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#246Mon Tiki3
#92Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#912Mountain Stream soda2
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#678Mr. Mediocrebar77
#102ND2
#374NG1
#227Nardz energy beverage2
#94Neuromancer11
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#97Northern pemmican1
#81Now and Earlier83
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#372Orcish frat-paddle6
#308Orcish meat locker1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#494PADL Phone4
#12PVC staff2
#91Pasta Spoon of Peril3
#707Penultimate Fantasy chest5
#476Pick-O-Matic lockpicks2
#146Piddles5
#122Pine-Fresh air freshener31
#815Pink Heart of Spirit1
#187Pokëmann band-aid1
#128Polka Pop5
#175Prelude of Precision1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#243Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit4
#26Raggedy Hippy doll27
#66Ralph IX cognac3
#683Ram's Face Lager9
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#528Red Rover BB gun4
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#678Rock Pops77
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#102S.A.V.E. flyer3
#19S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.1
#40S.T.L.T.3
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#62Salsa de las Epocas1
#649Schrödinger's thermos11
#409Senior Mints12
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#282Sinful Desires2
#330Sneaky Pete's breath spray4
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#341Spam Witch sammich103
#338Spooky-Gro fertilizer2
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#321Steal This Candy6
#561Sugar Cog2
#627Summer Nights2
#59Super Magic Power Sword X3
#269Swabbieâ„¢ swab10
#197TI-9000 calculator1
#705Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro4
#738Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita3
#759Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco2
#937Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#524The Cooler Out of Space1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#42The Ring2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#6Third Eye1
#105Tiger-lily's milk23
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#293Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste10
#935Travels with Jerry1
#633Trollhouse cookies30
#434Typical Tavern swill7
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#90Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix44
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#167Valentine225
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#116Vial of jus de larmes1
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#105White Hyborian1
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#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#134X-37 gun1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#279Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1
#2603Yummy Tummy bean7
#376Zim Merman's guitar2
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#324a little sump'm sump'm8
#22abandoned candy201
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#92accidental cider32
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🥇yield shield1
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#148zmobie1

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