Museum :: Escaflowne

Escaflowne

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#461	1-ball	10
#21	1.21 jigawatts	10
#20	100-Watt bulb	10
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#429	2-ball	10
#42	25-meat staff	10
#456	3-ball	10
#540	30669 scroll	10
#711	33398 scroll	10
#454	334 scroll	10
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#443	4-ball	10
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#43	5-Alarm Saucepan	10
#439	5-ball	10
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#442	6-ball	10
#68	64067 scroll	10
#138	668 scroll	10
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#459	7-ball	10
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1114	8-ball	10
#109	9-ball	10
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#216	ASCII shirt	10
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#984	Amulet of Yendor	10
#620	Angry Farmer candy	100
#140	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#50	Ankh of Badahnkadh	10
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#246	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#39	Bjorn's Hammer	10
#72	Black Body™ spray	10
#57	Black Hole	1
#411	Black No. 2	10
#336	Blackfly Chardonnay	10
#71	Blatantly Canadian	100
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#80	Bohemian rhapsody	10
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#77	Boris's key lime	10
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#161	Boris's ring	10
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#116	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	100
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#9	Can-Can skirt	10
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#25	Cerebral Cloche	10
#40	Cerebral Crossbow	10
#20	Cerebral Culottes	10
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#171	Cherry Cloaca Cola	10
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#959	Cloaca grenade	10
#1094	Cloaca-Cola	10
#376	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	10
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#273	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	10
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#75	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	10
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#66	Comet Drop	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#104	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	10
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#80	Crazymaker	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#263	Crimbo pie	10
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#1074	Crimboween memo	10
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#1423	Daffy Taffy	10
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#76	Deactivated O. A. F.	10
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#107	Divine	10
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#138	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	100
#31	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	100
#28	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	100
#150	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#118	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	100
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#883	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#240	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	10
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#119	Elmley shades	10
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#563	Ent cider	10
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#568	FDKOL commendation	100
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#40	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	10
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
#97	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	10
#837	Feynman gate	10
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#278	Frat Army FGF	10
#77	Frogade	10
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#23	Frost™ brand sword	10
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#274	Gaia beads	10
#211	Game Grid ticket	10
#264	Game Grid token	1
#39	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	10
#232	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#112	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#41	Gnollish autoplunger	10
#18	Gnollish casserole dish	100
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#34	Gnollish pie tin	1,000
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#22	Gnomish toolbox	10
#36	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	10
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#84	Gordon Bennett	10
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#288	Gummi-Gnauga	10
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#189	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10
#53	Hatorade	10
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#92	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	10
#48	Haymaker	1
#59	Hell broth	10
#314	Hell ramen	10
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#40	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#274	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#226	Imp Ale	1,000
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#74	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
#131	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	10
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#348	Jolly Roger charrrm	10
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#577	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	10
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#15	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	10
#16	Kentucky-fried meat staff	10
#22	Kentucky-fried meat sword	10
#39	Kentucky-style derby	10
#38	Kevlar balloon	10
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#73	Knob Goblin Uberpants	10
#93	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	10
#443	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#420	Knob Goblin elite polearm	10
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#756	Knob Goblin firecracker	10
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#87	Knob Goblin learning pill	10
#596	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#104	Knob Goblin nasal spray	10
#596	Knob Goblin pants	10
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#152	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
#573	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#65	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	10
#431	Knob Goblin spatula	10
#538	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#77	Knob Goblin stink bomb	10
#406	Knob Goblin superseltzer	10
#598	Knob Goblin tongs	10
#440	Knob Goblin visor	10
#37	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	10
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#60	Knob lo mein	10
#461	Knob mushroom	10
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#349	Knob sausage	10
#53	Knob sausage stir-fry	10
#41	Knob shroomkabob	10
#58	Knob stir-fry	10
#56	Knob stroganoff	10
#147	Knob stuffed shells	10
#40	Knoll lo mein	10
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#43	Knoll stir-fry	10
#669	LED block	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#578	M-242	10
#102	MSG	10
#51	Mace of the Tortoise	10
#1299	Mad Train wine	10
#136	Mae West	10
#41	Mae West with a fly in it	10
#715	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#100	Manetwich	10
#44	March hat	1
#25	Mariner's Friend cough drops	100
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#276	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#48	Meat detector	10
#38	Meat maid	10
#55	Meat maid body	10
#630	Meleegra™ pills	10
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#14	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,000
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#50	Miniborg beeper	10
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#54	Miniborg laser	10
#53	Miniborg stomper	10
#55	Miniborg strangler	10
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#531	Mohawk wig	10
#61	Mohobo	1
#155	Mon Tiki	10
#353	Monstar energy beverage	10
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#659	Mountain Stream soda	10
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#14	Mr. Balloon	10
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#531	Mr. Mediocrebar	100
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#52	Mylar balloon	10
#48	ND	10
#138	NG	10
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#75	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#110	Neuromancer	10
#37	New Cloaca-Cola	10
#259	Newbiesport™ tent	10
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	10
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	10
#96	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	10
#92	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	10
#96	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	10
#65	Now and Earlier	100
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#228	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#323	Orcish baseball cap	10
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#63	Orcish meat locker	10
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#407	PADL Phone	10
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#25	Pasta Spoon of Peril	10
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#610	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#196	Piddles	1
#315	Pine-Fresh air freshener	10
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#42	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	10
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#129	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	10
#44	Punchplanter	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#60	Raggedy Hippy doll	10
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#14	Ram's Face Lager	10,000
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#369	Red Pill	1
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#131	walrus ice cream	1
#118	walrus-tusk earring	10
#236	wang	10
#229	war tongs	10
#193	warm mushroom	10
#10	wasabi marble soda	100
#39	wasabi pocky	10
#44	wasabi-infused sake	10
#748	water pipe bomb	10
#474	water wings	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#20	weegee sqouija	10
#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#262	whalebone corset	1
#386	wheel	10
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#66	whip kit	10
#486	whisker pencil	1
#222	whiskey and cola	10
#130	whiskey and soda	10
#36	whiskey bittersweet	10
#241	whiskey sour	10
#316	white Canadian	10
#63	white Xanadian	10
#366	white balloon	10
#48	white belt	1
#707	white candy heart	10
#236	white chocolate and tomato pizza	10
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#332	white chocolate chip cookies	10
#551	white chocolate chips	10
#172	white collar	10
#140	white hat hacker T-shirt	10
#587	white lightning	10
#351	white picket fence	10
#765	white pixel	10
#416	white rice	1
#337	white satin pants	10
#219	white satin shield	10
#613	white snake skin	10
#25	white snakeskin duster	10
#368	white sword	10
#23	white whip	10
#21	wholeberd	10
#1331	whoopie cushion	10
#272	wicker shield	10
#21	wiffle-flail	10
#187	willyweed	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#461	windchimes	10
#129	wine spritzer	10
#94	wings of fire	1
#842	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	10
#615	witch hat	1
#294	witty rapier	10
#69	wizard action figure	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#284	wolf mask	100
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#148	wonderwall shield	10
#104	wooden axe	10
#320	wooden block	10
#82	wooden figurine	10
#30	wooden salad bowl	10
#285	wooden stakes	10
#200	wool hat	10
#14	woolen cravat	10
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#191	worn tophat	10
#418	worthless gewgaw	10
#480	worthless knick-knack	10
#351	worthless trinket	10
#5	wrapping paper	1
#55	wreath of laurels	10
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#181	wussiness potion	100
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#51	yak anorak	10
#136	yak skin	10
#20	yak toupee	10
#37	yak whip	10
#25	yakskin buckler	10
#20	yakskin kilt	10
#20	yakskin pants	10
#18	yakskin skirt	10
#181	yam candy	1
#25	ye olde golde frontes	10
#128	yellow brick road	10
#825	yellow candy heart	10
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#274	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
#30	yellow plastic hard hat	10
#621	yellow plastic oyster egg	10
#212	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1400	yellow snowcone	10
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#660	yeti fur	100
#840	yo	10
#1348	yo-yo	10
#255	yohohoyo	10
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#79	zmobie	10
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 292,429 items total!

what items are this player missing?