Museum :: Avanar

Avanar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#804	1-ball	4
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#319	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	26
#601	2-ball	6
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#424	33398 scroll	38
#773	334 scroll	2
#1113	4-ball	2
#141	4-d camera	1
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1077	5-ball	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#190	64067 scroll	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#174	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#1116	7-ball	2
#50	7-inch discus	1
#765	8-ball	20
#626	9-ball	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#778	Angry Farmer candy	67
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#247	BRICKO brick	423
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#266	Black No. 2	23
#161	Blackfly Chardonnay	35
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#336	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	22
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2245	Crimbuck	19
#2654	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#1716	Daffy Taffy	4
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#322	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	27
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#1338	Drowsy Sword	8
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#776	Dyspepsi-Cola	68
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	20
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#16	El Vibrato translator	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#321	Frat Army FGF	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#119	Frogade	4
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#142	Genalen™ Bottle	25
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#118	Hell broth	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#1444	Imp Ale	14
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#874	Instant Karma	3
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#367	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	23
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#470	Knob Goblin elite helm	9
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#496	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#288	Knob Goblin firecracker	70
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#544	Knob Goblin love potion	12
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#361	Knob Goblin pants	27
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#477	Knob Goblin scimitar	15
#259	Knob Goblin seltzer	71
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#456	Knob Goblin spatula	8
#719	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#462	Knob Goblin superseltzer	7
#598	Knob Goblin tongs	10
#541	Knob Goblin visor	6
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#443	Knob sausage	5
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#2144	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#278	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	35
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#751	M-242	8
#186	MSG	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#542	Mad Train wine	154
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#397	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#860	Meleegra™ pills	4
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#381	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	117
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#161	Mohawk wig	82
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#659	Mountain Stream soda	10
#118	Mr. Joe's bangles	12
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#425	Orcish baseball cap	6
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#479	PADL Phone	5
#29	PVC staff	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#683	Ram's Face Lager	9
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#209	Regular Cloaca Cola	6
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1417	Rock Pops	25
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#354	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#438	Spam Witch sammich	67
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#729	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	48
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#42	The Ring	2
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#294	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	10
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#422	Trollhouse cookies	81
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#50	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#364	Typical Tavern swill	11
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#317	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#237	WA	1
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#687	Warm Subject gift certificate	20
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1874	Yummy Tummy bean	47
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#231	abandoned candy	3
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#503	accidental cider	1
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#420	acoustic guitarrr	8
#273	adder bladder	33
#251	agua de vida	5
#91	albatross necklace	1
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#499	amulet of extreme plot significance	22
#265	ancient Magi-Wipes	22
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#380	ancient protein powder	9
#255	ancient spice	9
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#228	annoying pitchfork	12
#231	ant agonist	13
#185	ant hoe	2
#255	ant pick	1
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#684	anticheese	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#614	antique greaves	4
#228	antique hand mirror	19
#745	antique helmet	2
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#582	antique shield	5
#609	antique spear	5
#295	armgun	6
#339	around the world	4
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#218	asbestos apron	5
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#111	asbestos ore	87
#262	asbestos staff	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#251	asparagus knife	35
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#283	asshat	6
#451	astral mushroom	18
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#763	awful poetry journal	62
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#1174	baconstone	6
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#85	bad-ass club	2
#3566	badass belt	11
#133	badger badge	1
#662	bag of Cheat-Os	5
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#496	balloon monkey	3
#57	balloon shield	2
#144	balloon sword	3
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#1147	banana	1
#221	banana cream pie	2
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#87	banana milkshake	1
#215	banana smoothie	3
#110	banana spritzer	3
#218	banjo strings	1
#681	bar skin	9
#57	bar whip	2
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#167	bargain flash powder	5
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1140	barrrnacle	8
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#654	baseball	3
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#718	bat guano	4
#169	bat haggis	2
#89	bat hat	1
#47	bat whip	2
#520	bat wing	15
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#461	batgut	45
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#310	beach glass bead	12
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#161	bed of coals	5
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#517	beer bomb	21
#465	beer bong	2
#172	beer cartilage	1
#149	beer goggles	3
#261	beer helmet	16
#233	beer lens	11
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#583	beertini	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#242	bellhop bell	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#315	big bass drum	2
#148	big boom	12
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#51	big bundle of chamoix	7
#146	big glob of skin	1
#397	big red clown nose	14
#347	big rock	2
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#151	big stick	2
#76	big stirring stick	1
#66	bigger stick	3
#181	bilge wine	148
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#89	bindle of joy	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#189	bird rib	9
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#197	bit-o-cactus	22
#276	black & tan	8
#45	black belt	2
#9	black catseye marble	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#189	black facepaint	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#272	black forest ham	8
#171	black greaves	18
#203	black helmet	13
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#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#158	tuning fork	1
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#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
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#417	unearthly onyx	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#391	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	8
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#424	vampire collar	3
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#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
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#51	very large caltrop	1
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#492	vorpal blade	7
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#386	white class ring	17
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#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
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#263	white picket fence	15
#637	white pixel	18
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#255	white satin shield	8
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#122	white snakeskin duster	1
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#56	wholeberd	2
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#1751	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#320	windchimes	22
#160	wine spritzer	7
#695	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	21
#390	witch hat	2
#237	witty rapier	15
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#230	worthless gewgaw	31
#385	worthless knick-knack	15
#182	worthless trinket	35
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#333	wreath of laurels	2
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#972	yeti fur	31
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#313	yohohoyo	6
#68	yummy death watch beetle	28
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 33,216 items total!

what items are this player missing?