Museum :: kirByllAmA

kirByllAmA

Rank	Item	Quantity
#34	Überraschthexengebräu	25
#78	"DRINK ME" potion	728
#13	"KICK ME" sign	270
#20	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	175
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#30	"meat" stick	145
#63	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
#93	1,970 carat gold	6
#55	1-ball	164
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#29	1952 Mickey Mantle card	441
#50	2-ball	181
#48	25-meat staff	9
#56	3-ball	175
#72	30669 scroll	147
#130	33398 scroll	186
#643	334 scroll	4
#17	37x37x37 puzzle cube	471
#48	4-ball	195
#32	4-d camera	17
#36	4-dimensional fez	7
#34	4-dimensional guitar	113
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#51	5-ball	160
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#48	6-ball	188
#158	64067 scroll	3
#48	668 scroll	44
#42	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	120
#54	7-ball	193
#25	7-inch discus	2
#131	8-ball	328
#12	8-billed baseball cap	16
#21	8-bit banana	35
#163	9-ball	8
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#9	A Guide to Safari	2
#31	A muse-bouche	32
#491	A. W. O. L. commendation	10
#33	ASCII fu manchu	36
#22	ASCII shirt	147
🥉	Abyssal ember	87
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#9	Affirmation Cookie	141
#8	Afternoon Delight	723
#22	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	43
#12	Agitated Turkey	33
#17	Aldebaran sardines	6
#46	Alewife™ Ale	87
#99	Alice's Army Alchemist	13
#110	Alice's Army Bowman	6
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#92	Alice's Army Coward	7
#46	Alice's Army Dervish	7
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	3
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#120	Alice's Army Guard	9
#93	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#99	Alice's Army Hammerman	7
#105	Alice's Army Horseman	6
#95	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#50	Alice's Army Martyr	7
#114	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#100	Alice's Army Nurse	12
#88	Alice's Army Page	15
#120	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	9
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#90	Alice's Army Spearsman	14
#93	Alice's Army Swordsman	14
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#12	Amnesiac Ale	10
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#17	Amulet of Yendor	926
#7	Ancient Protector Soda	102
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#57	Angry Farmer candy	3,571
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#6	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	5
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#31	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	7
#33	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	8
#21	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	13
#34	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#26	Artist's Whisk of Misery	10
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#48	Atomic Comic	6
#4	Atomic Pop	439
#23	Aura Libre	8
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Aye Aye	10
#19	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#19	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	10
#47	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	13
#117	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	7
#104	BGE merchandise order form	39
#76	BGE pocket calendar	8
#363	BGE shotglass	19
#49	BGE temporary tattoo	12
#29	BGE tiny plastic toy	22
#10	BOOterfinger	50
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#20	BRAINS shorts	78
#33	BRICKO brick	20,388
#11	BRICKO bulwark	20
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#99	BRICKO eye brick	844
#37	BRICKO pearl	8
#23	BRICKO stud	116
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#23	BRICKO trunk	5
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#30	BROS Energy Drink	45
#22	BUBBLE GUM	39
#15	Bal-musette accordion	3
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#10	Bangyomaman battle juice	105
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#32	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	78
#30	Barulio's bottle	23
#160	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#68	Batfellow comic	2
#16	Battlie Light Saver	148
#45	Beach Buck	239
#10	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	7
#44	Beignet Milgranet	7
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#44	Ben-Gal™ Balm	153
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#25	Bettie page	7
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#13	Big Punk	40
#12	Bit O' Ectoplasm	476
#11	Bit O' Quail Spleen	36
#31	BitterSweetTarts	473
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#18	Black Body™ spray	70
#24	Black Hole	7
#22	Black No. 2	2,514
#86	Blackfly Chardonnay	107
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#27	Bling of the New Wave	19
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#9	Blood 'n' Plenty	57
#80	Blood Light	45
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#25	Bloody Nora	7
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#22	Boletus Broletus mushroom	6
#88	Bone's Farm "wine"	18
#140	Bonerdagon necklace	62
#14	Bonestabber	4
#56	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	5
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#26	Bordeaux Marteaux	12
#54	Boris's ring	23
#137	Boss Bat bling	23
#121	Boss Bat britches	89
#14	Bowl of Scorpions	167
#45	Bowlet	3
#23	Boxing Day Pass	28
#11	Brain Food Pastaco	6
#12	Bram's choker	31
#14	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	27
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#222	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	44
#13	Bruno's blessing of Mars	41
#14	Bugbearclaw Donut	41
#24	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	33
#33	Bustle Hustler	5
#21	Buttery Knob	6
#40	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#69	C.H.U.M. chum	33
#20	C.H.U.M. knife	29
#16	C.H.U.M. lantern	7
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#31	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	11
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#15	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	19
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	11
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	12
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#195	CRIMBCO mug	82
#483	CRIMBCO scrip	500
#179	CRIMBCO wine	42
#61	CRIMBCOIDS mints	29
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#20	CSA all-purpose soap	570
#25	CSA bravery badge	671
#25	CSA cheerfulness ration	708
#29	CSA discount card	643
#44	CSA fire-starting kit	461
#25	CSA obedience grenade	713
#30	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	740
#12	Caipiranha	15
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#29	Camp Scout pup tent	757
#14	Can of Spaghetto	3
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#44	Candicaine	5
#23	Candy Alexander	9
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#21	Carpathian longsword	111
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#8	Celsius 233	8
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#16	Cement Mixer	10
#22	Centauri fish wine	7
#33	Cerebral Cloche	6
#28	Cerebral Crossbow	12
#11	Cerebral Culottes	11
#20	Chakra Libre	7
#23	Charity's choker	36
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#11	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	23
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#48	Chinese curse words	6
#28	Choco-Mint patty	39
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#23	Chroner	3,324
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#16	Churchill	6
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#16	Citrus Crush wine cooler	31
#55	Clara's bell	12
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#11	Claybender glasses	60
#13	Cloaca Cola Polar	1,853
#291	Cloaca grenade	60
#219	Cloaca-Cola	187
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#89	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	26
#93	Cloaca-Cola helmet	21
#167	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	18
#73	Cloaca-Cola shield	32
#35	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	19
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#14	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	237
#46	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	7
#57	Codpiece of the Goblin King	66
#37	Coily™	2
#23	Coinspiracy	1,399
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#4	Cold Hots candy	308,834
#42	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	22
#79	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	19
#4	Comet Drop	366
#7	Comet Pop	400
#34	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	82
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#12	Cool Brunch Pastaco	6
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#53	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	31
#21	Corpse Island iced tea	126
#14	Cosmic Calorie	8,114
🥉	Covers-Your-Head	3
#29	Cracklin' Oat Bran	39
#21	Crazymaker	14
🥈	Crimbeau de toilette	305
#57	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	69
#274	Crimbo Credit	26
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#16	Crimbo candied pecan	2,629
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#15	Crimbo fudge	2,619
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#124	Crimbo pie	29
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#34	Crimbo tattoo kit	4
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#37	Crimbolex watch	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#206	Crimbonium fuel rod	9
#31	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	3
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#18	Crimbot battery	190
#110	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	47
#27	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	21
#24	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	26
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#34	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	16
#21	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	31
#28	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	18
#27	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	19
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#37	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	15
#30	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	18
#36	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	14
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	29
#21	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	33
#106	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	49
#24	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	24
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	26
#119	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	39
#107	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	15
#50	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	9
#20	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	32
#115	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	42
#35	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	13
#27	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	28
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#129	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	12
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#127	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	35
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	20
#100	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	46
#32	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	19
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#32	Crimboysters Rockefeller	20
#2075	Crimbuck	31
#64	Crown of the Goblin King	229
#17	Cursed Punch	16
#50	D roll	219
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#70	DUFRESNE Suds	123
🥉	Daffy Taffy	329,642
#12	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	107
#9	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	122
#11	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	156
#12	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	95
#8	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	205
#11	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	120
#9	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	143
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#4	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	716
#20	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	39
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#172	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	32
#117	Diet Cloaca Cola	12
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#6	Dinsey Whinskey	85
#11	Dinsey face paint	5
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#58	Disco 'Fro Pick	20
#47	Disco Banjo	11
#43	Disgeist	3
#36	Dish of Clarified Butter	3
#56	Divine	21
#12	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	10
#69	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	106
#43	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	409
#25	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	11
#22	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	185
#79	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	24
#13	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	46
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#243	Dolphin King's crown	19
#213	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	50
#13	Doublepunchplanter	10
#308	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#26	Drac & Tan	9
#38	Dramatic™ range	46
#17	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	542
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#51	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	6
#6	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4
#12	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	6
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#16	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	39
#56	Drowsy Sword	224
#24	Drunken Astrophysicist	8
#10	Drunken Neurologist	12
#19	Drunken Philosopher	7
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#5	Drunkula's cape	3
#6	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#13	Drunkula's silky pants	2
#17	Dump Truck	15
#9	Duskwalker fangs	73
#18	Duskwalker syringe	109
#51	Dust bunny	125
#37	Dweebisol™ inhaler	26
#773	Dyspepsi grenade	12
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola	304
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#151	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	13
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#18	Earth and Firewater	6
#25	Earth, Wind and Firewater	10
#14	Eau de Guaneau	44
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#10	Effermint™ tablets	743
#12	Egnaro berry	12
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#119	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	6
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	9
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#57	El Vibrato restraints	7
#227	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#22	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	233
#74	Elfin shortbread	16
#13	Elizabeth's paintbrush	48
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#92	Elmley shades	13
#5	Elvish delight	449
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#26	Enchanted Flyswatter	30
#23	Enchanted Plunger	42
#8	Energy Buzz Pastaco	8
#131	Ent cider	108
#5	Essence of Bear	3
#24	Event Horizon	8
#5	Everlasting Deckswabber	413
#22	Every Day is Like This Sundae	8
#11	Extra-slimy Slimosa	14
#14	FDKOL commendation	20,928
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#11	Fabiotion	8
#22	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	10
#67	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	3
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#24	Fantasma en la Máquina	134
#45	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	41
#39	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	44
#72	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	26
#9	FantasyRealm key	18
#23	Fauna Libre	7
#211	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	60
#31	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	69
#17	Fettris	6
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#8	Firewater	13
#23	Fitspiration™ poster	99
#14	Five Second Energy™	7
#33	Flamin' Whatshisname	25
#17	Flaming Caipiranha	13
#28	Flaming Knob	7
#40	Flaming Mohobo	5
#37	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#18	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,573
#18	Flying Caipiranha	7
#28	Fog Murderer	14
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#10	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	4
#17	Frankly Mr. Shank	4
#75	Frat Army FGF	107
#17	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	44
#13	French bronilla brogurt	9
#37	Friendliness Beverage	251
#16	Friendly Turkey	10
#24	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#40	Frogade	37
#29	Fromage Pinotage	8
#28	Frost™ brand sword	7
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#19	Frosty's frosty mug	112
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#24	Frown Exerciser	2
#30	Fu Manchu Wax	39
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
#4	Fudgie Roll	408
#10	Fun-Guy spore	63
#13	FunFunds™	7,982
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#20	Fuzzy Tentacle	9
#52	GOTO	44
#7	Gaia beads	721
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#188	Game Grid ticket	17
#23	Game Grid token	1,509
#67	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	88
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#12	Gathered Meat-Clip	17,710
#107	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
#18	Gearhead Goo	74
#195	Genalen™ Bottle	13
#17	Gene Tonic: Beast	6
#8	Gene Tonic: Construct	16
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Elemental	6
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
🥉	Gene Tonic: Fish	2,350
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Hippy	2
#13	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
#6	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	19
#12	Gene Tonic: Insect	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
🥇	Gene Tonic: Penguin	426
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Plant	3
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#5	Gene Tonic: Weird	31
#76	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	17
#39	Gets-You-Drunk	4
#14	Ghost Dog Chow	208
#67	Gin Mint	2
#112	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	19
#39	Glenn's golden dice	3
#15	Glo-Pop	41
#13	Glum berry	19
#22	Gnollish Crossdress	39
#44	Gnollish autoplunger	9
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#86	Gnollish flyswatter	38
#67	Gnollish pie server	28
#65	Gnollish pie tin	166
#103	Gnollish plunger	29
#29	Gnollish sangria	5
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#90	Gnollish toolbox	82
#33	Gnomish sagngria	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#19	Go-Wassail	1,215
#7	God Lobster Egg	4
#32	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	33
#24	Golden Light	3
#25	Golden Mean	6
#18	Good 'n' Quiet	24
#5	Good 'n' Slimy	401
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#65	Gordon Bennett	12
#55	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	11
#7	Grasshopper	15
#20	Grateful Undead T-shirt	23
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
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#51	worthless gewgaw	577
#57	worthless knick-knack	545
#55	worthless trinket	562
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#234	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#24	wrench bracelet	99
#24	wrestling mask	32
#6	wriggling severed nose	26
#30	wriggling worm	243
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#72	wumpus hair	28
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#12	wumpus-hair whip	2
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#61	wussiness potion	443
#20	x-ray mirror	34
#17	x-ray specs	939
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#16	yabba dabba doo rag	2
#73	yak anorak	5
#19	yak skin	555
#37	yak toupee	3
#59	yak whip	3
#34	yakskin buckler	5
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#36	yam candy	7
#38	ye olde golde frontes	6
#87	yellow brick road	16
#70	yellow candy heart	1,136
#7	yellow drunki-bear	430
#49	yellow glowstick	20
#67	yellow gummi ingot	518
#9	yellow matter custard	14
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#8	yellow pixel	10,138
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#40	yellow plastic hard hat	5
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#23	yellow seashell	507
#21	yellow snowcone	931
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#143	yeti fur	2,147
#1584	yo	3
#71	yo-yo	430
#91	yohohoyo	41
#67	your own black heart	11
#97	yule gruel	11
#38	yule pup	4
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#38	zmobie	36
#4	zombie	385
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#23	zombie hollandaise	111
🥈	zombie mariachi pants	4
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 6,176,057 items total!

what items are this player missing?