Museum :: Yarple

Yarple

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#8	"honey" dipper	8
#54	"meat" stick	22
#263	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#73	1,970 carat gold	11
#118	1-ball	68
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#111	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	111
#18	17-ball	1
#148	2-ball	51
#124	25-meat staff	1
#109	3-ball	78
#49	30669 scroll	206
#80	33398 scroll	349
#28	334 scroll	206
#64	37x37x37 puzzle cube	102
#143	4-ball	57
#88	4-d camera	3
#164	4-dimensional guitar	13
#51	4:20 bomb	5
#16	5-Alarm Saucepan	23
#110	5-ball	72
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#112	6-ball	69
#190	64067 scroll	2
#66	668 scroll	26
#27	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	189
#99	7-ball	89
#50	7-inch discus	1
#135	8-ball	317
#43	8-billed baseball cap	3
#81	8-bit banana	1
#253	9-ball	4
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#102	ASCII shirt	24
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#53	Accordion of Jordion	3
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#28	Agitated Turkey	5
#113	Alewife™ Ale	17
#151	Alice's Army Alchemist	5
#136	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#124	Alice's Army Guard	8
#134	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#111	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#172	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#139	Alice's Army Ninja	6
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#149	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#113	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#145	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#162	Alice's Army Wallman	4
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#48	Ambitious Turkey	29
#98	Amulet of Yendor	205
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#113	Ancient Saucehelm	13
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#316	Angry Farmer candy	388
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#68	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
#27	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#55	Argarggagarg's fang	18
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#130	Atomic Pop	5
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#678	BGE merchandise order form	4
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#296	BRICKO brick	121
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#356	BRICKO eye brick	8
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#40	BROS Energy Drink	19
#520	BURT	16
#113	Baja sopapilla	7
#377	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#116	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
#94	Barney's rake	3
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#596	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	20
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#45	Barulio's bottle	14
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#50	Bash-Ōs cereal	18
#36	Battlie Light Saver	65
#60	Beach Buck	184
#53	Beignet Milgranet	5
#115	Belt of Howling Anger	4
#71	Ben-Gal™ Balm	60
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#58	Black Hole	1
#79	Black No. 2	173
#177	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#154	Blatantly Canadian	24
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1922	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#46	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#194	Boris's ring	9
#260	Boss Bat bling	13
#1418	Boss Bat britches	7
#114	Boss Drops	1
#48	Bowl of Scorpions	16
#64	Bram's choker	2
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#43	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#35	Bright Water	8
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#385	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	18
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#136	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#128	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#82	CSA all-purpose soap	39
#79	CSA bravery badge	97
#94	CSA cheerfulness ration	80
#88	CSA discount card	112
#164	CSA fire-starting kit	120
#76	CSA obedience grenade	163
#110	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	58
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#82	Camp Scout pup tent	112
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#370	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#73	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#258	Chroner	185
#15	Chroner cross	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#329	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#44	Claybender glasses	17
#24	Climate Colada	2
#133	Cloaca Cola Polar	7
#1579	Cloaca grenade	2
#997	Cloaca-Cola	13
#944	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#66	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	35
#80	Cloaca-Cola helmet	27
#323	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#74	Cloaca-Cola shield	31
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#97	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#31	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	82
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#279	Codpiece of the Goblin King	25
#57	Coinspiracy	192
#64	Colander of Em-er'il	17
#399	Cold Hots candy	13
#145	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#101	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
#104	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#17	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	95
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#208	Corpse Island iced tea	25
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#66	Cracklin' Oat Bran	10
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#249	Crimbo Credit	36
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#839	Crimbo candied pecan	9
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#654	Crimbo fudge	14
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#595	Crimbo peppermint bark	16
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#225	Crown of the Goblin King	97
#166	D roll	63
#149	DUFRESNE Suds	23
#791	Daffy Taffy	34
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#30	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	24
#417	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#307	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#104	Disco 'Fro Pick	15
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#313	Divine	1
#18	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	634
#189	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	64
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#248	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	41
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#59	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	186
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#150	Drowsy Sword	119
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#31	Duskwalker fangs	27
#28	Duskwalker syringe	73
#38	Dust bunny	241
#731	Dyspepsi grenade	14
#241	Dyspepsi-Cola	310
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#127	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	17
#114	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	18
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#120	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	16
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#32	Eau de Guaneau	16
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#182	Effermint™ tablets	9
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	13
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	8
#20	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	35
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	45
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#16	El Vibrato translator	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#49	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	93
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#91	Elvish delight	4
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#293	Ent cider	30
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#527	FDKOL commendation	182
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#116	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	3
#111	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	8
#15	FantasyRealm key	8
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#129	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#1023	Feynman gate	7
#51	Fitspiration™ poster	49
#74	Flamin' Whatshisname	5
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#53	Flaskfull of Hollow	244
#20	Frat Army FGF	564
#41	Freddy Kruegerand	525
#124	Friendliness Beverage	73
#16	Friendly Turkey	10
#47	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#214	Frogade	1
#43	Fromage Pinotage	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#14	Frosty's arm	3
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#87	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#35	Fun-Guy spore	11
#100	FunFunds™	12
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#49	GOTO	54
#298	Gaia beads	8
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#179	Game Grid ticket	25
#96	Game Grid token	89
#12	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,099
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#70	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#108	Genalen™ Bottle	39
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#86	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	14
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#68	Gnollish flyswatter	49
#53	Gnollish pie server	34
#122	Gnollish pie tin	58
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#43	Gnollish slotted spoon	50
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#62	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	8
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#92	Grateful Undead T-shirt	7
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#11	Great Wolf's left paw	2
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#88	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
#44	Greek fire	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#61	Green Manalishi	43
#200	Gummi-DNA	5
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#42	Half a Purse	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#79	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
#185	Heimandatz's heart	8
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#26	Hellfire Spicy Beans	10
#114	Helm of the Scream Emperor	4
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#36	Hippy Army MPE	425
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#31	Hodgman's bow tie	3
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#12	Hodgman's garbage sticker	3
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#111	Hollandaise helmet	107
#81	How to Avoid Scams	14
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#80	Iceberglar scarf	6
#46	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	137
#86	Iiti Kitty phone charm	71
#484	Imp Ale	313
#210	Inndya trading card	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#82	Inner Truth	4
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#200	Instant Karma	54
#590	Iron Beta of Industry	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#67	Jacob's rung	3
#57	Jarlsberg's earring	19
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#51	Jefferson wings	10
#305	Jocko Homo's head	6
#268	Jolly Roger charrrm	14
#9	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	246
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#34	Junk-Bond	6
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#12	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	112
#72	Knob Goblin Mutagen	31
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#46	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	29
#45	Knob Goblin elite helm	133
#50	Knob Goblin elite pants	131
#47	Knob Goblin elite polearm	133
#43	Knob Goblin elite shirt	195
#162	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#46	Knob Goblin firecracker	667
#91	Knob Goblin harem pants	75
#100	Knob Goblin harem veil	65
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#354	Knob Goblin love potion	34
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#314	Knob Goblin pants	39
#95	Knob Goblin perfume	42
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#296	Knob Goblin scimitar	41
#142	Knob Goblin seltzer	176
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#66	Knob Goblin spatula	688
#324	Knob Goblin steroids	31
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#75	Knob Goblin superseltzer	134
#75	Knob Goblin tongs	278
#85	Knob Goblin visor	141
#19	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	17
#14	Knob jelly donut	31
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#24	Knob mushroom	1,908
#49	Knob nuts	32
#217	Knob pasty	2
#142	Knob sausage	79
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#88	Knoll mushroom	168
#115	Knoll shroomkabob	14
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#335	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#171	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	223
#669	LED block	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#75	Leonard's glasses	5
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#30	Li'l Businessman Kit	14
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#219	Lockenstock™ sandals	13
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#128	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#170	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	129
#398	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	19
#126	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	482
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#65	Lumineux Limnio	2
🥈	LyleCo premium pickaxe	1
#900	M-242	4
#125	MSG	8
#13	Mace of the Tortoise	39
#290	Mad Train wine	365
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#130	Manetwich	7
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#26	Mark III Steam-Hat	3
#28	Mark IV Steam-Hat	4
#77	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
#47	Mark of the Bugbear	7
#40	Mark of the Ghost	7
#60	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#79	Mark of the Vampire	3
#44	Mark of the Werewolf	7
#38	Mark of the Zombie	7
#44	Marquis de Poivre soda	938
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#84	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	47
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#68	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	65
#39	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	381
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
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