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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |