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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
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| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
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| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
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