| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #643 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2546 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #340 | blue plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left radius | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right third rib | 2 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #53 | ghostly pickling solution | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1138 | gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1397 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #78 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 8 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #476 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 7 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | small Crimbo Pressie | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |