| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #645 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2544 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1455 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #341 | blue plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1786 | brick | 7 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1059 | defective skull | 9 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #201 | dusty left radius | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #188 | dusty right third rib | 2 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1294 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1288 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1354 | fake hand | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #53 | ghostly pickling solution | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1139 | gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1395 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #78 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 8 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #476 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 7 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1402 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1467 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | small Crimbo Pressie | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1332 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1157 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1476 | yellow snowcone | 8 |