Museum :: Nuclear Griffon

Nuclear Griffon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#851	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#675	3-ball	5
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#904	7-ball	3
#1332	8-ball	7
#626	9-ball	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#550	Amulet of Yendor	35
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1067	Angry Farmer candy	30
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#540	Black No. 2	5
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1623	Dyspepsi-Cola	7
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#915	Feynman gate	9
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#701	Imp Ale	146
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#544	Knob Goblin firecracker	23
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#507	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#598	Knob Goblin tongs	10
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#371	Knoll mushroom	26
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#363	LED block	3
#339	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1554	Mad Train wine	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#111	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	98
#435	Meleegra™ pills	19
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#759	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	15
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1263	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#681	Mohawk wig	5
#705	Mountain Stream soda	8
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#301	PADL Phone	20
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#412	Ram's Face Lager	51
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1190	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	14
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#271	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#911	Trollhouse cookies	9
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2579	Yummy Tummy bean	8
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#541	adder bladder	6
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#350	alphabet gum	4
#953	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#277	ancient spice	8
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#209	ant agonist	16
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#327	anticheese	20
#722	antique greaves	2
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#406	antique helmet	12
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#319	armgun	5
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#433	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#643	asshat	1
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#516	atomic vector plotter	6
#1231	awful poetry journal	14
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#1715	baconstone	3
#4406	badass belt	7
#416	bag of Cheat-Os	16
#687	bag of airline peanuts	41
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#742	bar skin	7
#273	barbed-wire fence	20
#1025	barrrnacle	10
#367	barskin hat	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#523	baseball	6
#940	bat guano	1
#854	bat wing	3
#431	batblade	5
#1074	batgut	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#483	beach glass bead	4
#454	beer bomb	30
#274	beer bong	9
#261	beer helmet	16
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#398	beertini	4
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#383	bejeweled pledge pin	9
#242	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#775	big red clown nose	3
#347	big rock	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#219	bird rib	6
#459	bit of clingfilm	9
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#538	black candy heart	10
#351	black eyedrops	2
#565	black forest cake	2
#370	black greaves	5
#470	black helmet	3
#282	black paisley oyster egg	17
#409	black pepper	3
#890	black pixel	3
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#634	black pudding	1
#523	black shield	2
#568	black snake skin	5
#487	black sword	3
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#797	bloody beer	3
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#368	bloody mary	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#716	blue pixel	40
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#110	bottle of Pinot Renoir	17
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1951	bottle of goofballs	11
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#417	bottle of sewage schnapps	10
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#779	bowl of cottage cheese	8
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#175	boxing glove	2
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#1058	brick	27
#774	broken skull	9
#624	broken sword	1
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#393	bronzed locust	3
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#201	bubbly potion	89
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#727	bugbear beanie	4
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#937	bum cheek	2
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#206	buoybottoms	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#490	can of Red Minotaur	7
#354	can of Swiller	5
#310	can of maces	3
#956	can of spinach	1
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#429	candied kobold	7
#1674	candied yams	4
#857	candy brain	1
#2005	candy cane	12
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1149	canteen of wine	11
#766	capacitor relay	12
#1278	carbon nanotube frame	5
#272	carbonated soy milk	13
#609	cardboard ore	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#173	carob brownies	1
#873	casino pass	1
#754	cast	7
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#443	catgut	11
#568	centipede eggs	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1105	chaos butterfly	26
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#599	chef's hat	9
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#369	chloroform rag	5
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#492	chorizo taco	5
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#218	cloudy potion	76
#437	clown hammer	67
#798	clown shoes	1
#722	clown skin	2
#185	clown wig	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#330	cocktail napkin	10
#290	cocktail onion	1
#662	cocoa egg	10
#493	cocoa eggshell fragment	86
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#744	cog	13
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#285	communications windchimes	24
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#558	cool whip	3
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#376	cornuthaum	11
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#743	cranberries	11
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#264	cream stout	11
#371	creamsicle	5
#706	crowbarrr	1
#216	cruelty-free wine	12
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#535	cymbal syrup	5
#464	dance card	2
#107	dark potion	185
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#971	defective skull	12
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#1425	delicious salad	5
#623	demon skin	7
#217	denim axe	2
#1069	dense meat stack	3
#591	deodorant	1
#360	depantsing bomb	7
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#252	didgeridooka	15
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#935	disassembled clover	18
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1650	disco ball	2
#1533	disco mask	2
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#254	displaced fish	19
#297	distressed denim pants	10
#1128	disturbing fanfic	21
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#608	draggin' ball hat	5
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#572	dried face	3
#763	drum machine	1
#1505	drywall axe	3
#2321	duct tape	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#472	dusty bottle of Marsala	24
#524	dusty bottle of Merlot	21
#494	dusty bottle of Muscat	21
#488	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	23
#441	dusty bottle of Port	32
#535	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	17
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#321	dwarvish magazine	3
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#260	effervescent potion	62
#992	eggnog	14
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#728	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	9
#435	empty meat tank	5
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#354	encoder ring	50
#318	energy drink IV	7
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#849	evil golden arch	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#599	explosion-flavored chewing gum	46
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#627	f3d0r4	5
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#601	fake fake vomit	52
#540	fake hand	51
#291	false eyelashes	1
#714	fancy bath salts	4
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#492	fancy seashell necklace	2
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#997	felt	9
#296	ferret bait	29
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#323	fetid feather	25
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#488	fine wine	8
#1764	fire	1
#286	fire poi	7
#102	fizzy potion	202
#626	flaming crutch	5
#461	flaming feather	15
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#643	flaming talons	4
#466	flange	3
#827	flaregun	2
#550	flirtatious feather	5
#269	floral print shirt	1
#299	flowing hippy skirt	2
#408	flute of flat champagne	13
#71	foam noodle	20
#480	foolscap fool's cap	4
#271	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#433	frightful feather	13
#501	frigid mote	1
#877	frigid ninja stars	6
#274	frilly shirt	2
#491	frilly skirt	5
#481	frozen feather	11
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#336	funky dried mushroom	20
#437	furniture dolly	2
#881	furry fur	24
#427	furry pants	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#248	gas balloon	32
#600	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#1632	ghost cucumber	4
#664	ghuol ears	8
#751	ghuol egg	10
#807	ghuol guolash	3
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#294	giant foam finger	7
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#749	giant needle	15
#1269	giant pinky ring	8
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#1464	gingerbread bugbear	11
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#373	glass of goat's milk	24
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#723	glowing red eye	7
#747	gnatwing	1
#660	gnauga hide	2
#544	gnoll lips	4
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#586	goat beard	4
#395	goat cheese	43
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#609	gob of wet hair	9
#277	gold lamé pants	2
#2776	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2190	googly eye	2
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#773	grapefruit	1
#722	grapes	2
#275	grassy cutlass	3
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#327	green smoke bomb	4
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#169	gremlin juice	13
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#548	grog	1
#411	grouchy restless spirit	21
#5338	grue egg	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#250	half-sized guitar	2
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#3242	handful of confetti	6
#1083	handful of hand chalk	4
#215	handful of moss	23
#379	handful of pine needles	3
#664	handful of sand	7
#320	handful of sawdust	14
#201	handful of walnuts	14
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#308	happiness	7
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#743	heavy D	21
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#296	hellion cube	22
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#180	hemp net	1
#212	henna face paint	8
#260	herb brownies	113
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#439	herbs	33
#472	hermit permit	3
#789	hill of beans	4
#250	hippy bongo	2
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#342	hippy protest button	7
#868	hobo nickel	87
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#308	hot date	18
#788	hot katana blade	4
#677	hot wing	37
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#409	huge spoon	3
#301	hyperbolic plasma focuser	11
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#205	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,229
#772	ice-cold Willer	31
#824	ice-cold fotie	10
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#739	infernal insoles	1
#105	inflatable duck	20
#377	inkwell	7
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#1177	ion grid	6
#501	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	6
#339	irate sombrero	6
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#611	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
#212	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#523	jazz soap	56
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#539	joybuzzer	55
#284	jungle drum	1
#275	keg shield	9
#722	ketchup hound	2
#277	kick-ass kicks	7
#1782	killing feather	25
#623	kneecapping stick	18
#368	knob bugle	1
#257	knob ka-bobs	3
#1001	knuckle sandwich	11
#306	kumquat	1
#633	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#174	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	14
#1295	lead necklace	1
#558	leather chaps	2
#897	leather mask	1
#600	leathery bat skin	4
#694	leathery cat skin	3
#587	leathery rat skin	1
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Wow, that's 10,647 items total!

what items are this player missing?