Museum :: Chineselegolas

Chineselegolas

Rank	Item	Quantity
#222	"DRINK ME" potion	111
#377	1-ball	13
#291	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	31
#540	2-ball	7
#363	3-ball	13
#551	4-ball	7
#229	4-dimensional guitar	7
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#360	5-ball	13
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#376	6-ball	12
#320	668 scroll	2
#182	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	20
#344	7-ball	15
#542	8-ball	39
#625	9-ball	1
#467	ASCII shirt	3
#182	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#833	Angelhair Culottes	1
#437	Angry Farmer candy	209
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#577	BGE shotglass	12
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#463	BRICKO brick	3
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#37	Barney's rake	10
#292	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	35
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#68	Battlie Light Saver	23
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#170	Black No. 2	63
#204	Blackfly Chardonnay	22
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#594	Bonerdagon necklace	19
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#43	Boris's key lime	20
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#1513	Boss Bat britches	6
#763	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#68	Bright Water	1
#422	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#71	CSA all-purpose soap	72
#84	CSA bravery badge	83
#89	CSA cheerfulness ration	89
#88	CSA discount card	112
#151	CSA fire-starting kit	136
#86	CSA obedience grenade	124
#86	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	118
#74	Camp Scout pup tent	156
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#59	Claybender glasses	12
#1189	Cloaca grenade	6
#982	Cloaca-Cola	14
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#154	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#690	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#34	Cosmic Calorie	1,989
#1487	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#385	Crimbo candied pecan	30
#488	Crimbo fudge	22
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#328	Crimbo peppermint bark	38
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2338	Crimbuck	12
#714	Crown of the Goblin King	35
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#611	Daffy Taffy	47
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#202	Divine	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#146	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	98
#53	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	31
#355	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#815	Dolphin King's crown	5
#259	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	38
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#517	Drowsy Sword	36
#47	Duskwalker fangs	14
#49	Duskwalker syringe	28
#353	Dyspepsi grenade	39
#718	Dyspepsi-Cola	77
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#371	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1104	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#97	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	39
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#233	Elmley shades	4
#875	Ent cider	3
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#172	Frat Army FGF	29
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#55	GOTO	38
#68	Gaia beads	81
#236	Game Grid token	2
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#139	Genalen™ Bottle	26
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#89	Gin Mint	1
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#175	Gordon Bennett	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#211	Hell ramen	21
#138	Hippy Army MPE	79
#218	Hollandaise helmet	25
#107	Iiti Kitty phone charm	46
#477	Imp Ale	327
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#1198	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#56	Jarlsberg's key lime	13
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#249	Jolly Roger charrrm	16
#148	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	17
#433	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#72	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	15
#260	Knob Goblin elite helm	23
#263	Knob Goblin elite pants	23
#197	Knob Goblin elite polearm	29
#475	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#214	Knob Goblin firecracker	109
#95	Knob Goblin harem pants	73
#103	Knob Goblin harem veil	63
#563	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#404	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#216	Knob Goblin pants	71
#129	Knob Goblin perfume	30
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#238	Knob Goblin scimitar	59
#259	Knob Goblin seltzer	71
#342	Knob Goblin spatula	18
#506	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#165	Knob Goblin superseltzer	57
#270	Knob Goblin tongs	61
#252	Knob Goblin visor	26
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#224	Knob mushroom	48
#83	Knob nuts	13
#162	Knob pasty	3
#443	Knob sausage	5
#75	Knob stroganoff	6
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#222	Knoll mushroom	61
#481	LED block	2
#814	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#53	Lockenstock™ sandals	115
#776	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	35
#325	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	26
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#430	M-242	15
#630	Mad Train wine	111
#204	Mae West	4
#401	Manetwich	1
#78	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#189	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	12
#141	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	43
#202	Meat detector	3
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#304	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	19
#178	Meleegra™ pills	64
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#304	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	184
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#165	Misty Cloak	10
#170	Misty Robe	12
#283	Mohawk wig	40
#271	Mon Tiki	2
#217	Monstar energy beverage	37
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#104	Morto Moreto	1
#189	Mountain Stream soda	195
#1363	Mr. Mediocrebar	26
#158	ND	1
#122	NG	12
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#191	Newbiesport™ tent	20
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#352	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	19
#177	O'RLY manual	3
#124	Oil of Parrrlay	27
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#184	Orcish baseball cap	24
#120	Orcish cargo shorts	33
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#138	PADL Phone	114
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#392	Penultimate Fantasy chest	40
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#226	Pine-Fresh air freshener	15
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#70	Polysniff Perfume	14
#475	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#54	Ram's Face Lager	1,878
#208	Red Pill	2
#414	Red Rover BB gun	7
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1093	Rock Pops	40
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#241	SPF 451 lip balm	10
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#41	Sneaky Pete's key lime	22
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#146	Snow Queen Crown	35
#76	Space Tourist Phaser	10
#76	Space Tours Tripple	27
#68	Spam Witch sammich	969
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#511	Spooky Surprise Egg	17
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#129	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
#1453	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#560	Sugar Cog	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#283	Supernova Champagne	16
#139	Swabbie™ swab	34
#55	T.U.R.D.S. Key	28
#244	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	59
#315	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	46
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#205	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	75
#549	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	85
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#141	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	35
#82	The Bomb	1
#48	The Lost Comb	1
#52	The Lost Glasses	2
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#281	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#328	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	12
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1746	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#289	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#194	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	26
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#458	Trollhouse cookies	67
#51	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#273	Tuesday's ruby	8
#159	Typical Tavern swill	66
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#184	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	19
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#354	Wand of Nagamar	15
#407	Warm Subject gift certificate	121
#72	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	10
#174	White Citadel burger	15
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#52	Whoompa Fur Pants	13
#264	Wint-O-Fresh mint	55
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#100	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	18
#109	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	14
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#428	Yummy Tummy bean	479
#124	Ze™ goggles	29
#269	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#91	Zoodriver	1
#93	a butt tuba	19
#246	a little sump'm sump'm	11
#165	abominable blubber	3
#509	abominable snowcone	19
#242	accidental cider	6
#310	acid-squirting flower	11
#117	acoustic guitarrr	41
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#155	adder bladder	97
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#173	all-purpose cleaner	59
#362	amulet of extreme plot significance	39
#101	ancient Magi-Wipes	156
#64	ancient calendar fragment	4
#190	ancient frozen dinner	12
#81	ancient ice cream scoop	11
#66	ancient poisoned dart	71
#117	ancient protein powder	83
#97	ancient spice	45
#174	ancient stone fist	5
#164	ancient stone head	4
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#142	ancient vinyl coin purse	63
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#126	ant agonist	30
#271	ant hoe	1
#284	ant rake	1
#164	anti-anti-antidote	30
#684	anticheese	4
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#356	antique greaves	17
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#376	antique helmet	15
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#366	antique shield	16
#355	antique spear	18
#136	armgun	30
#247	arrowgram	1
#116	arrrgyle socks	26
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#145	asbestos ore	64
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#303	asparagus knife	24
#99	asparagus lo mein	2
#386	asshat	3
#467	astral mushroom	17
#451	awful poetry journal	213
#237	bätzle	3
#261	baby killer bee	38
#183	babycakes	1
#80	backwoods screwdriver	27
#533	baconstone	15
#1350	badass belt	41
#87	badge of authority	4
#211	bag of Cheat-Os	58
#85	bag of GORF	144
#92	bag of GORP	168
#98	bag of QWOP	55
#367	bag of lard	3
#305	baggie of powdered sugar	71
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#665	balloon monkey	2
#144	balloon sword	3
#193	ballroom blintz	28
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#398	banana peel	7
#218	banjo strings	1
#307	bar skin	38
#122	bar whip	1
#241	barbed-wire fence	26
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#523	barrrnacle	29
#367	barskin hat	1
#216	baseball	31
#349	bat guano	34
#176	bat wing	105
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#137	batblade	33
#276	batgut	111
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#517	battered Crimbo Crate	20
#227	battered hubcap	1
#196	beach glass bead	28
#230	bean burrito	2
#222	beer bomb	169
#165	beer bong	22
#172	beer cartilage	1
#114	beer helmet	78
#208	beer lens	13
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#582	beertini	2
#82	beery blood	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#115	bejeweled pledge pin	81
#69	big bad voodoo mask	13
#198	big bass drum	6
#147	big boom	12
#279	big red clown nose	26
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#448	bilge wine	19
#701	bindlestocking	1
#85	bird rib	27
#322	bit of clingfilm	13
#197	bit-o-cactus	22
#141	black & tan	26
#237	black eyedrops	3
#195	black forest cake	23
#128	black forest ham	30
#58	black greaves	67
#77	black helmet	53
#78	black kettle drum	25
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#173	black pension check	52
#145	black pepper	20
#166	black picnic basket	11
#108	black pixel	435
#633	black pudding	1
#71	black shield	55
#188	black snake skin	48
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#67	black sword	67
#172	blackberry	121
#84	blackberry combat boots	5
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#470	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#236	bloody clown pants	28
#212	bloody mary	10
#344	blue class ring	8
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#308	blue pixel	229
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#751	blue snowcone	2
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#123	blundarrrbus	5
#71	bobcat grenade	1
#181	boilermaker	2
#87	bone collar	4
#92	bone flute	33
#197	bone rattle	11
#122	booby trap	1
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#140	booze-soaked cherry	3
#52	boozebomb	1
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#182	borrowed time	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#172	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	12
#163	bottle of Definit	12
#243	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	7
#218	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7
#133	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	31
#118	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	94
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#95	bottle of alcohol	64
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#231	bottle of cooking sherry	7
#383	bottle of gin	48
#1089	bottle of goofballs	23
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#236	bottle of popskull	10
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#229	bottle of rum	309
#165	bottle of sake	6
#155	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
#232	bottle of tequila	138
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#417	bottle of vodka	40
#324	bottle of whiskey	115
#151	bottle opener belt buckle	30
#346	bowl of cottage cheese	60
#204	box	73
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#74	box of hammers	1
#2358	box of sunshine	49
#230	box turtle	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#323	boxed wine	80
#84	boxing glove	7
#158	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	18
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#136	brass gear	17
#174	brass stinger	3
#214	breaded beer	3
#1938	brick	5
#146	briefcase	91
#901	brine	12
#232	broken carburetor	1
#67	broken clock	1
#34	broken glass grenade	4
#406	broken skull	41
#352	broken sword	6
#273	bronze breastplate	5
#129	bronzed locust	21
#117	brown felt tophat	9
#237	brown sugar cane	21
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#273	bubblewrap ore	7
#130	bubblin' crude	159
#154	bubbly potion	118
#118	bucket of wine	3
#1069	buckyball	3
#252	bugbear beanie	28
#202	bugbear bungguard	33
#151	bugbear purification pill	1
#59	bullet-proof corduroys	185
#379	bum cheek	43
#218	bunch of square grapes	20
#968	bunny liver	1
#121	buoybottoms	9
#113	bus pass	10
#108	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#203	cactus fruit	11
#117	caipifruta	1
#314	calle de miel	4
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#386	can of Red Minotaur	10
#172	can of Swiller	27
#401	can of maces	2
#269	can of spinach	8
#164	can of starch	1
#80	can of sterno	3
#1300	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#428	candied kobold	7
#1280	candied yams	6
#1301	candy cane	25
#273	candy kneecapping stick	7
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#3833	candy stake	1
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#142	canopic jar	83
#84	carbonated soy milk	118
#138	carbonated water lily	70
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#142	cardboard katana	4
#368	cardboard ore	4
#154	cardboard wakizashi	21
#146	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#357	carob chunks	11
#266	casino pass	12
#363	cast	50
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#123	cat appendix	48
#150	catgut	84
#24	celestial au jus	1
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#49	too legit potion	2
#1404	tooth	1
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#2070	top	1
#996	towel	6
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#334	toy deathbot	3
#479	toy hoverpad	28
#184	toy maglev monorail	8
#2126	toy mercenary	1
#1384	toy train	1
#2486	tree-eating kite	3
#1156	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#88	troll britches	3
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#131	tropical orchid	27
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#85	true grit	45
#134	tube of dread wax	41
#60	tuning fork	4
#739	turtle totem	34
#1443	twitching claw	2
#66	ultimate ultimate frisbee	15
#99	ultrafondue	1
#54	unbearable light	9
#381	uncooked chorizo	9
#167	unidentified jerky	144
#171	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	58
#2073	unstable DNA	4
#1032	unstable laser battery	45
#1129	unusual disco ball	2
#211	urinal cake	21
#1808	useless powder	2
#545	valuable trinket	139
#362	vampire collar	4
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#723	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	11
#228	very overdue library book	1
#112	vial of The Glistening	4
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#257	viking helmet	58
#937	vinegar	26
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#27	vinyl boots	1
#2082	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#191	vodka and cranberry	12
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#179	vodka martini	10
#147	vodka stratocaster	4
#82	volleyball	3
#90	vorpal blade	124
#492	wad of dough	64
#348	wad of tofu	11
#359	walrus-tusk earring	3
#294	wang	7
#178	war tongs	15
#467	warm mushroom	2
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#191	water pipe bomb	415
#93	water purification pills	168
#475	water wings	1
#87	watered-down Red Minotaur	31
#174	weremoose spit	1
#72	whalebone corset	26
#934	wheel	3
#261	whiskey and cola	8
#195	whiskey and soda	5
#319	whiskey sour	6
#791	white Canadian	1
#889	white candy heart	4
#159	white candygram	3
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#181	white chocolate chips	80
#664	white class ring	7
#77	white collar	28
#166	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
#386	white lightning	24
#183	white picket fence	21
#765	white pixel	10
#121	white rice	19
#127	white satin pants	42
#138	white satin shield	18
#189	white snake skin	71
#143	white sword	46
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#60	wicker shield	108
#1871	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#427	windchimes	11
#260	wine spritzer	3
#94	wings of fire	1
#294	witty rapier	10
#323	wolf mask	82
#114	wonderwall shield	14
#1221	wooden block	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
#90	wool hat	31
#93	world's smallest violin	10
#168	worn tophat	12
#663	worthless gewgaw	3
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#651	worthless trinket	2
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#232	wumpus hair	7
#273	wussiness potion	62
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#90	yam candy	3
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#188	yellow brick road	5
#1182	yellow candy heart	2
#83	yellow candygram	22
#1801	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2819	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#492	yeti fur	211
#1254	yo	5
#419	yohohoyo	3
#149	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 59,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?