Museum :: Wes Aaronson

Wes Aaronson

Rank	Item	Quantity
#541	"DRINK ME" potion	4
#889	30669 scroll	2
#1080	33398 scroll	2
#590	334 scroll	5
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#895	Angry Farmer candy	49
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#312	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#2036	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#58	Bash-Ōs cereal	15
#94	Battlie Light Saver	10
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#288	Black No. 2	20
#254	Blackfly Chardonnay	14
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#327	Chroner	94
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#129	Cloaca Cola Polar	9
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#828	Crimbuck	960
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#217	DUFRESNE Suds	2
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#130	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#252	Disco Banjo	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#95	Duskwalker syringe	7
#1002	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#1796	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#349	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	22
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#172	Friendliness Beverage	30
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#87	GOTO	11
#606	Gaia beads	1
#776	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#786	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#93	Genalen™ Bottle	50
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#724	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#96	Green Manalishi	11
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#32	Hell broth	18
#50	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	8
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#469	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1045	Imp Ale	50
#26	Inner Strength	8
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#462	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#151	Knob Goblin firecracker	164
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#802	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#563	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#912	Knob Goblin pants	2
#255	Knob Goblin perfume	13
#913	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#827	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#630	Knob Goblin steroids	6
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#866	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#891	Knob Goblin visor	1
#109	Knob jelly donut	2
#191	Knob nuts	2
#647	Knob sausage	1
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#49	Knoll stir-fry	9
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#493	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#399	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#1577	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	13
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#52	MSG	34
#134	Mad Train wine	860
#51	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#135	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#443	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#372	Meleegra™ pills	25
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#170	Mer-kin cookiestove	4
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#61	Mer-kin fitbrine	3
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#78	Mer-kin healscroll	13
#66	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
#113	Mer-kin hookspear	4
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#78	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#60	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#71	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#537	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#629	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	31
#272	Milk Studs	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#989	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#92	Moonds	2
#95	Mornington crescent roll	7
#796	Mountain Stream soda	5
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2366	Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#100	O'RLY manual	15
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#35	Orangemageddon wine cooler	7
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#493	PADL Phone	4
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#475	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#192	Polka Pop	1
#72	Polysniff Perfume	12
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#475	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#200	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#2521	Rock Pops	2
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#69	Saturday Night Special	6
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#151	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	3
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#100	Space Tours Tripple	16
#11	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
#903	Spam Witch sammich	5
#11	Special™ Sauce	10
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#112	Squat-Thrust Magazine	7
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#58	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	3
#58	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#36	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	7
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#88	T.U.R.D.S. Key	11
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#889	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	31
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#58	Texas tea	7
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#93	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#6	Third Eye	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#1307	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#818	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#1092	Trollhouse cookies	4
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#94	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	21
#99	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	18
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2198	Yummy Tummy bean	24
#291	Ze™ goggles	1
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#99	acceptable bagel	1
#1005	acid-squirting flower	1
#92	adder	24
#272	adder bladder	33
#199	agua de vida	10
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#124	amok pudding	2
#108	amok putter	1
#1434	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#555	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#87	ancient calendar fragment	3
#125	ancient frozen dinner	20
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#81	ancient poisoned dart	50
#525	ancient protein powder	3
#534	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#171	ant agonist	20
#271	ant hoe	1
#284	ant rake	1
#766	anticheese	3
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#887	antique greaves	1
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#899	antique helmet	1
#162	antique machete	2
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#25	antique nutcracker cape	2
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#22	antique nutcracker sword	2
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#139	antique packet of ketchup	14
#907	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#19	aquamariner's necklace	1
#21	aquamariner's ring	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#583	asbestos ore	9
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#641	asshat	1
#128	attorney's badge	5
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#1085	awful poetry journal	23
#1328	baby killer bee	3
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#942	baconstone	8
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#130	bad-ass club	1
#4406	badass belt	7
#147	badge of authority	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#299	bag of W&Ws	5
#367	bag of lard	3
#104	bag of pygmy blood	7
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#496	balaclava baklava	3
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#313	banana peel	12
#218	banjo strings	1
#882	bar skin	4
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#148	bargain flash powder	6
#486	baseball	7
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#23	bat haggis	83
#256	bat wing	65
#65	bat wing kabob	10
#784	batblade	1
#188	batskin belt	5
#197	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#49	beach ball marble	1
#229	beach glass bead	21
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#143	beavermouth	39
#83	beefy fish meat	11
#323	beer bomb	78
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#582	beertini	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#60	bent scrap metal	16
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#853	big red clown nose	2
#655	bilge wine	4
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#220	bird rib	6
#1495	bit of clingfilm	1
#59	black blade	8
#123	black cloak	1
#63	black eye shadow	13
#111	black gold	6
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#105	black label	8
#61	black mana	5
#373	black pepper	4
#348	black pixel	63
#265	black pudding	10
#667	black shield	1
#421	black snake skin	10
#726	black sword	1
#531	blackberry	8
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#74	bloodstain stick	8
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#70	blowdart	9
#81	blue mana	2
#451	blue pixel	120
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#133	bone abacus	2
#945	bone chips	1
#428	bone flute	1
#84	book of matches	19
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#199	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
#96	bottle of Crimbognac	3
#220	bottle of Definit	7
#277	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4
#127	bottle of Evermore	2
#210	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	8
#267	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#38	bottle of Ooze-O	59
#138	bottle of alcohol	37
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#424	bottle of bubbles	20
#162	bottle of cooking sherry	12
#221	bottle of fire	35
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#137	bottle of popskull	21
#183	bottle of sake	5
#59	bottled swamp gas	7
#295	boulder	2
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#627	bowl of cottage cheese	15
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#194	bowling ball	2
#709	box	8
#309	box of Dweebs	2
#241	boxing glove	1
#90	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	46
#110	brass gear	41
#173	bread line	5
#86	breadchucks	2
#151	breakfast mess	9
#2054	brick	4
#372	brick of sand	2
#709	broken skull	11
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#126	bronzed locust	23
#107	brown crock marble	5
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#98	brown paper bag mask	5
#96	brown paper pants	4
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#92	bubblegum heart	1
#254	bubblewrap ore	8
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#200	bubbly potion	89
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#32	bucket of wine	80
#177	buckler buckle	2
#791	bugbear beanie	3
#893	bugbear bungguard	2
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#72	bum cheek	287
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#514	bunch of square grapes	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#184	bunny liver	55
#374	buoybottoms	1
#226	bus pass	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#230	calle de miel	7
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#91	can of Swiller	65
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#592	can of maces	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#643	candied kobold	4
#857	candy brain	1
#186	candy cigarette	8
#105	candy knife	1
#603	cannonball charrrm	3
#292	carbonated soy milk	11
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#329	cardboard katana	1
#212	cardboard ore	10
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#67	carob brownies	6
#525	carob chunk cookies	2
#335	carob chunks	13
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#67	carton of snake milk	27
#585	casino pass	3
#1031	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#163	cat appendix	32
#294	catgut	27
#215	catgut taco	1
#149	centipede eggs	29
#78	centurion helmet	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#57	chamoisole	1
#719	chaos butterfly	101
#89	charged magnet	1
#234	charming flute	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1661	cheap toaster	1
#824	chef's hat	3
#383	cherry	7
#67	chicle de salchicha	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#98	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	19
#76	chlorine crystal	1
#307	chloroform rag	9
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#652	chorizo taco	2
#465	chrome ore	10
#522	chrome sword	1
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#73	chunk of rock salt	195
#70	cigarette lighter	27
#21	circle drum	1
#215	clay peace-sign bead	23
#111	clockwork key	13
#70	clockwork sword	1
#203	cloudy potion	90
#652	clown shoes	2
#323	clown skin	20
#185	clown wig	1
#203	clownskin harness	1
#79	clutch of dodecapede eggs	19
#75	coal dust	5
#86	coal shovel	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#165	coconut shell	472
#596	coffin lid	1
#649	cog	23
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#120	cold water bottle	3
#94	colorful toad	10
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#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#1274	yeti fur	10
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Wow, that's 22,632 items total!

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