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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
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| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
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| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
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| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
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| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
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| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
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| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
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| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
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| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
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| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
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| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
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| #394 | palm frond | 11 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
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| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
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| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
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| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
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| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
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| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |