| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #9 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #48 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #114 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #114 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |