Museum :: SchrodingerCat

SchrodingerCat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#258	"DRINK ME" potion	82
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#623	1-ball	6
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#301	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	29
#847	2-ball	3
#767	3-ball	4
#341	30669 scroll	25
#513	33398 scroll	23
#591	334 scroll	5
#121	37x37x37 puzzle cube	22
#595	4-ball	6
#77	4-dimensional fez	2
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#527	5-ball	7
#1068	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#126	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	31
#796	7-ball	4
#1006	8-ball	12
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#621	9-ball	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#120	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#175	Alewife™ Ale	6
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#486	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#659	Angry Farmer candy	96
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#395	BURT	50
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#24	Barney's rake	13
#203	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	47
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#103	Battlie Light Saver	8
#135	Beach Buck	14
#161	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#341	Black No. 2	14
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#625	Bonerdagon necklace	18
#36	Bonestabber	1
#127	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#86	Boss Bat britches	110
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#124	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#138	C.H.U.M. chum	12
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#98	CSA all-purpose soap	24
#78	CSA bravery badge	99
#124	CSA cheerfulness ration	31
#188	CSA discount card	4
#72	CSA fire-starting kit	337
#98	CSA obedience grenade	80
#104	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	71
#96	Camp Scout pup tent	75
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#102	Claybender glasses	4
#148	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1364	Cloaca grenade	4
#959	Cloaca-Cola	15
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#122	Codpiece of the Goblin King	45
#80	Coinspiracy	47
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#588	Cold Hots candy	7
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#884	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#32	Cosmic Calorie	2,038
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#291	Crimbo Credit	22
#322	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#328	Crimbo fudge	37
#308	Crimbo peppermint bark	41
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#232	Crimbo salad	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#258	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#884	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#228	D roll	26
#1656	Daffy Taffy	5
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#178	Disco Banjo	3
#106	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	63
#213	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	50
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#102	Drowsy Sword	157
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#87	Duskwalker syringe	10
#1386	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#938	Dyspepsi-Cola	48
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#115	Eau de Guaneau	5
#145	Effermint™ tablets	18
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#307	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#127	Elmley shades	9
#128	Elvish delight	2
#690	Ent cider	6
#549	FDKOL commendation	125
#388	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#65	Feynman gate	188
#82	Flaskfull of Hollow	46
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#207	Freddy Kruegerand	10
#170	Friendliness Beverage	30
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#60	Fun-Guy spore	3
#68	FunFunds™	51
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#62	GOTO	20
#145	Gaia beads	31
#117	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#94	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	21
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#192	Gnollish flyswatter	16
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#197	Gnollish pie tin	23
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#702	Go-Wassail	14
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#114	Groll doll	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#38	Hairpiece On Fire	6
#40	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#152	Hell ramen	40
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#242	Hippy Army MPE	27
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#239	Hollandaise helmet	18
#166	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	10
#318	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#642	Imp Ale	175
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#291	Instant Karma	30
#549	Iron Beta of Industry	12
#719	Jack-in-the-box	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#506	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#398	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#512	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	12
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#141	Knob Goblin Mutagen	6
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#353	Knob Goblin elite helm	14
#316	Knob Goblin elite pants	16
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#208	Knob Goblin firecracker	113
#136	Knob Goblin harem pants	45
#136	Knob Goblin harem veil	42
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#486	Knob Goblin love potion	16
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#331	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#377	Knob Goblin pants	25
#153	Knob Goblin perfume	25
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#417	Knob Goblin scimitar	20
#665	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#631	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#420	Knob Goblin steroids	17
#37	Knob Goblin stink bomb	46
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#375	Knob Goblin tongs	29
#265	Knob Goblin visor	23
#169	Knob lo mein	1
#705	Knob mushroom	2
#168	Knob nuts	3
#569	Knob sausage	2
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#333	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#109	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#103	LCD game: Garbage River	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#776	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#149	Lockenstock™ sandals	29
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#92	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#143	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	148
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#691	Mad Train wine	91
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#281	Marquis de Poivre soda	13
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#119	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	13
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#189	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	46
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#65	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#50	Mer-kin cheatsheet	2
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#144	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#149	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#65	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#112	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#81	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#64	Mer-kin strongjuice	2
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#135	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#42	Mer-kin wordquiz	4
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#308	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	180
#322	Microplushie: Bropane	35
#260	Microplushie: Dorkonide	15
#251	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	22
#271	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	9
#265	Microplushie: Gothochondria	36
#269	Microplushie: Hippylase	52
#251	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#269	Microplushie: Hobomosome	24
#260	Microplushie: Otakulone	58
#293	Microplushie: Raverdrine	26
#245	Microplushie: Sororitrate	48
#168	Milk Studs	36
#111	Misty Cape	20
#208	Misty Cloak	6
#133	Misty Robe	18
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#330	Mohawk wig	31
#244	Mon Tiki	3
#136	Monstar energy beverage	88
#66	Mortimer's nostrum	5
#63	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	8
#330	Mountain Stream soda	69
#160	Mr. Haggis	9
#1840	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#157	ND	1
#112	NG	14
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#221	New Zealand iced tea	30
#298	Newbiesport™ tent	7
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#13	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	174
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#167	O'RLY manual	4
#50	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	26
#311	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#1268	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#90	P.B.L.T.	18
#381	PADL Phone	11
#304	PEEZ dispenser	5
#157	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#836	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#769	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#294	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#8	Pigsticker of Violence	2
#160	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#65	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#85	Polysniff Perfume	8
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#415	Ram's Face Lager	50
#239	Red Rover BB gun	16
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#1996	Rock Pops	10
#243	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#86	Roman sadnals	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#73	SMOOCH soda	3
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#103	Scuba Snack	2
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#35	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	3
#123	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#153	Shivering Chèvre	11
#173	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#91	Shot of the Living Dead	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#124	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#14	Small Medium	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#360	Snow Queen Crown	6
#22	Snow Suit	1
#152	Sogg-Os	1
#149	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#108	Space Tours Tripple	12
#480	Spam Witch sammich	51
#337	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#140	Squat-Thrust Magazine	4
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#62	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	2
#76	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#53	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	2
#57	Stone Golem pebbles	38
#114	Strix stix	24
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#363	Supernova Champagne	10
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#244	Swizzler	15
#153	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#114	T.U.R.D.S. Key	7
#140	TI-9000 calculator	10
#196	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	77
#202	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	78
#180	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	92
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#646	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	63
#155	Tears of the Quiet Healer	11
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#345	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#60	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#144	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	13
#753	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#58	Thwaitgold ant statuette	10
#189	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#64	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	9
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#144	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	19
#327	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1376	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#88	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	19
#260	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#116	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	21
#184	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#76	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	28
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	10
#230	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#241	Tiger-lily's milk	3
#1101	Time Juice	5
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#308	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#165	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	19
#144	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	27
#158	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	21
#155	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	20
#588	Trollhouse cookies	36
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#362	Tuesday's ruby	5
#400	Typical Tavern swill	9
#22	UV monocular	5
#459	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#46	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	17
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#529	Valentine	49
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#22	Vicar's Tutu	9
#236	WA	1
#120	Wal-Mart gift certificate	2
#192	Wand of Nagamar	31
#498	Warm Subject gift certificate	74
#161	Wax Flask	1
#148	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	20
#135	Wet Russian	1
#114	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	3
#186	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#94	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#109	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	15
#116	Ye Olde Meade	8
#98	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	18
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#278	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
🥉	Yeti Protest Sign	2
#2136	Yummy Tummy bean	28
#146	Z-Bone steak	10
#141	Ze™ goggles	23
#197	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#276	a butt tuba	2
#173	a little sump'm sump'm	20
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#127	accord ion	1
#243	acid-squirting flower	15
#290	acoustic guitarrr	13
#161	actual reality goggles	7
#103	adder	18
#420	adder bladder	12
#1139	adorable seal larva	2
#360	agua de vida	1
#123	airblaster gun	15
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#345	all-purpose cleaner	12
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#54	alpha-mail pants	3
#619	alphabet gum	1
#547	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#256	ancient Magi-Wipes	24
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#81	ancient ice cream scoop	11
#146	ancient poisoned dart	17
#268	ancient protein powder	16
#533	ancient spice	1
#201	ancient stone fist	3
#132	ancient stone head	7
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#109	anemone nematocyst	2
#53	angel-food cake	1
#28	angry inch	28
#677	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2608	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#313	ant agonist	8
#268	ant hoe	1
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#182	ant rake	2
#258	ant sickle	1
#107	anti-anti-antidote	71
#877	anticheese	2
#78	antique accordion	3
#473	antique greaves	9
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#587	antique helmet	5
#131	antique machete	4
#669	antique shield	3
#509	antique spear	8
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#215	armgun	12
#427	arrrgyle socks	5
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#205	asbestos ore	35
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#205	asparagus knife	50
#769	aspirin	1
#468	asshat	2
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#93	attorney's badge	12
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#616	awful poetry journal	105
#277	bätzle	2
#1120	baby killer bee	5
#107	backwoods screwdriver	15
#1476	baconstone	4
#87	baconstone bracelet	10
#186	baconstone earring	1
#67	baconstone pendant	5
#261	baconstone ring	1
#184	badass belt	173
#76	badge of authority	5
#326	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#95	bag of GORF	102
#99	bag of GORP	113
#144	bag of QWOP	15
#188	bag of W&Ws	41
#82	bag of gross foreign snacks	20
#367	bag of lard	3
#126	bag of pygmy blood	3
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#795	baggie of powdered sugar	10
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#294	balaclava	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#200	balloon sword	2
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#239	ballroom blintz	17
#32	balsa plank	31
#49	bamboo bokuto	8
#824	banana	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#107	banjo kazoo mount	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#282	barbed-wire fence	19
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#265	bark rootbeer	4
#86	barrel beryl	1
#1188	barrrnacle	7
#207	baseball	33
#512	bat guano	12
#401	bat wing	29
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what items are this player missing?