Museum :: SchrodingerCat

SchrodingerCat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#258	"DRINK ME" potion	82
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#626	1-ball	6
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#301	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	29
#851	2-ball	3
#771	3-ball	4
#341	30669 scroll	25
#513	33398 scroll	23
#592	334 scroll	5
#121	37x37x37 puzzle cube	22
#599	4-ball	6
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#531	5-ball	7
#1072	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#127	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	31
#800	7-ball	4
#1011	8-ball	12
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#626	9-ball	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#88	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#658	Angry Farmer candy	96
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#399	BURT	50
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#26	Barney's rake	13
#202	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	47
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#103	Battlie Light Saver	8
#142	Beach Buck	14
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#342	Black No. 2	14
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#623	Bonerdagon necklace	18
#36	Bonestabber	1
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#85	Boss Bat britches	110
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#137	C.H.U.M. chum	12
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#98	CSA all-purpose soap	24
#78	CSA bravery badge	99
#125	CSA cheerfulness ration	31
#188	CSA discount card	4
#73	CSA fire-starting kit	337
#98	CSA obedience grenade	80
#104	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	71
#97	Camp Scout pup tent	75
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#103	Claybender glasses	4
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#961	Cloaca-Cola	15
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#121	Codpiece of the Goblin King	45
#81	Coinspiracy	47
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#589	Cold Hots candy	7
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#32	Cosmic Calorie	2,038
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#292	Crimbo Credit	22
#327	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#330	Crimbo fudge	37
#310	Crimbo peppermint bark	41
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#259	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#228	D roll	26
#1655	Daffy Taffy	5
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#106	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	63
#214	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	50
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#102	Drowsy Sword	157
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#58	Dump Truck	2
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#87	Duskwalker syringe	10
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#938	Dyspepsi-Cola	48
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#146	Effermint™ tablets	18
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#308	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#128	Elmley shades	9
#130	Elvish delight	2
#690	Ent cider	6
#548	FDKOL commendation	125
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#64	Feynman gate	188
#82	Flaskfull of Hollow	46
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#208	Freddy Kruegerand	10
#172	Friendliness Beverage	30
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#61	Fun-Guy spore	3
#68	FunFunds™	51
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	GOTO	20
#145	Gaia beads	31
#118	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#94	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	21
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#192	Gnollish flyswatter	16
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#197	Gnollish pie tin	23
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#704	Go-Wassail	14
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#38	Hairpiece On Fire	6
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#152	Hell ramen	40
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#242	Hippy Army MPE	27
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#243	Hollandaise helmet	18
#167	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	10
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#644	Imp Ale	175
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#299	Instant Karma	30
#552	Iron Beta of Industry	12
#719	Jack-in-the-box	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#511	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	12
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#141	Knob Goblin Mutagen	6
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#354	Knob Goblin elite helm	14
#317	Knob Goblin elite pants	16
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#209	Knob Goblin firecracker	113
#137	Knob Goblin harem pants	45
#138	Knob Goblin harem veil	42
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#487	Knob Goblin love potion	16
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#379	Knob Goblin pants	25
#154	Knob Goblin perfume	25
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#418	Knob Goblin scimitar	20
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#422	Knob Goblin steroids	17
#37	Knob Goblin stink bomb	46
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#376	Knob Goblin tongs	29
#271	Knob Goblin visor	23
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#169	Knob nuts	3
#569	Knob sausage	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#103	LCD game: Garbage River	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#149	Lockenstock™ sandals	29
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#143	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	148
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#694	Mad Train wine	91
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#282	Marquis de Poivre soda	13
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#119	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	13
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#188	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	46
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#50	Mer-kin cheatsheet	2
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#150	Mer-kin healscroll	3
#67	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#64	Mer-kin strongjuice	2
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#42	Mer-kin wordquiz	4
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#308	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	180
#322	Microplushie: Bropane	35
#262	Microplushie: Dorkonide	15
#254	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	22
#272	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	9
#267	Microplushie: Gothochondria	36
#270	Microplushie: Hippylase	52
#254	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#272	Microplushie: Hobomosome	24
#261	Microplushie: Otakulone	58
#295	Microplushie: Raverdrine	26
#246	Microplushie: Sororitrate	48
#171	Milk Studs	36
#112	Misty Cape	20
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#134	Misty Robe	18
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#332	Mohawk wig	31
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#136	Monstar energy beverage	88
#67	Mortimer's nostrum	5
#65	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	8
#330	Mountain Stream soda	69
#161	Mr. Haggis	9
#1839	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#158	ND	1
#112	NG	14
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#224	New Zealand iced tea	30
#302	Newbiesport™ tent	7
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#13	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	174
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#168	O'RLY manual	4
#50	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	26
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#91	P.B.L.T.	18
#382	PADL Phone	11
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#841	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#769	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#8	Pigsticker of Violence	2
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#87	Polysniff Perfume	8
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#418	Ram's Face Lager	50
#240	Red Rover BB gun	16
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#1997	Rock Pops	10
#242	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#88	Roman sadnals	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#75	SMOOCH soda	3
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#104	Scuba Snack	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#35	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	3
#122	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#153	Shivering Chèvre	11
#175	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#12	Small Medium	3
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#20	Snow Suit	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#108	Space Tours Tripple	12
#480	Spam Witch sammich	51
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#142	Squat-Thrust Magazine	4
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#65	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	2
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#54	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	2
#57	Stone Golem pebbles	38
#116	Strix stix	24
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#364	Supernova Champagne	10
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#244	Swizzler	15
#152	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#115	T.U.R.D.S. Key	7
#140	TI-9000 calculator	10
#196	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	77
#202	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	78
#180	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	92
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#646	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	63
#155	Tears of the Quiet Healer	11
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#346	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#144	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	13
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#58	Thwaitgold ant statuette	10
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#64	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	9
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#144	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	19
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#93	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	19
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	21
#185	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#77	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	28
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	10
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#243	Tiger-lily's milk	3
#1099	Time Juice	5
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#309	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#167	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	19
#146	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	27
#160	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	21
#157	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	20
#588	Trollhouse cookies	36
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#22	UV monocular	5
#457	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#47	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	17
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#530	Valentine	49
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#22	Vicar's Tutu	9
#237	WA	1
#120	Wal-Mart gift certificate	2
#192	Wand of Nagamar	31
#498	Warm Subject gift certificate	74
#165	Wax Flask	1
#151	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	20
#138	Wet Russian	1
#115	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	3
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#95	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#110	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	15
#117	Ye Olde Meade	8
#99	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	18
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
🥉	Yeti Protest Sign	2
#2134	Yummy Tummy bean	28
#145	Z-Bone steak	10
#141	Ze™ goggles	23
#199	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#174	a little sump'm sump'm	20
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#132	accord ion	1
#245	acid-squirting flower	15
#290	acoustic guitarrr	13
#163	actual reality goggles	7
#103	adder	18
#420	adder bladder	12
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#361	agua de vida	1
#124	airblaster gun	15
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#344	all-purpose cleaner	12
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#54	alpha-mail pants	3
#622	alphabet gum	1
#548	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#257	ancient Magi-Wipes	24
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#81	ancient ice cream scoop	11
#147	ancient poisoned dart	17
#268	ancient protein powder	16
#533	ancient spice	1
#203	ancient stone fist	3
#132	ancient stone head	7
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
#53	angel-food cake	1
#29	angry inch	28
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#315	ant agonist	8
#270	ant hoe	1
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#108	anti-anti-antidote	71
#877	anticheese	2
#79	antique accordion	3
#474	antique greaves	9
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#589	antique helmet	5
#131	antique machete	4
#670	antique shield	3
#511	antique spear	8
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#216	armgun	12
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#206	asbestos ore	35
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#206	asparagus knife	50
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#92	attorney's badge	12
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#615	awful poetry journal	105
#278	bätzle	2
#1125	baby killer bee	5
#108	backwoods screwdriver	15
#1480	baconstone	4
#86	baconstone bracelet	10
#185	baconstone earring	1
#67	baconstone pendant	5
#261	baconstone ring	1
#182	badass belt	173
#76	badge of authority	5
#326	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#95	bag of GORF	102
#100	bag of GORP	113
#144	bag of QWOP	15
#189	bag of W&Ws	41
#85	bag of gross foreign snacks	20
#367	bag of lard	3
#126	bag of pygmy blood	3
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#795	baggie of powdered sugar	10
#9	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#294	balaclava	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#203	balloon sword	2
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#240	ballroom blintz	17
#32	balsa plank	31
#50	bamboo bokuto	8
#825	banana	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#283	barbed-wire fence	19
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#264	bark rootbeer	4
#87	barrel beryl	1
#1192	barrrnacle	7
#208	baseball	33
#514	bat guano	12
#402	bat wing	29
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#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
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#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
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#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#98	tiny shaker of salt	17
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#2527	toothsome rock	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
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#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
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#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
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#236	tube of dread wax	16
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#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
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#140	una poca de gracia	3
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#328	unstable quark	1
#119	unused soap	10
#1730	useless powder	3
#1585	valuable trinket	16
#120	vampire chowder	4
#325	vampire collar	5
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#245	vampire glitter	1
#66	vampire pellet	7
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#180	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	52
#89	vial of The Glistening	7
#79	vial of holy water	25
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#51	vinyl shield	1
#134	viral DNA	10
#322	vorpal blade	17
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#533	wad of dough	50
#369	wad of tofu	10
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#129	warbear accoutrements chunk	55
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
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#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
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#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
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#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
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#11	warbear goggles	1
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#95	warbear helm fragment	70
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#55	warbear laser beacon	4
#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
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#70	warbear oil pan	3
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#92	warbear procedural hilarity drone	12
#102	warbear requisition box	58
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#143	warbear trouser fragment	43
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#406	warbear whosit	152
#362	water pipe bomb	103
#101	water purification pills	110
#56	water wings for babies	1
#138	watered-down Red Minotaur	6
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#58	weathered barrel	25
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#99	weremoose spit	5
#126	wet stew	1
#131	whalebone corset	7
#1538	wheel	1
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
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#223	white Xanadian	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
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#485	white class ring	12
#586	white collar	1
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#479	white lightning	16
#683	white picket fence	2
#431	white pixel	48
#310	white rice	3
#199	white satin pants	22
#344	white satin shield	4
#458	white snake skin	17
#297	white sword	14
#29	whole roasted chicken	9
#118	wholeberd	1
#140	wicker shield	38
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#684	wind-up meatcar	5
#483	windchimes	9
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#567	witty rapier	1
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#317	wonderwall shield	2
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#932	wooden block	2
#391	wooden stakes	6
#343	wool hat	4
#151	world's smallest violin	4
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#191	worthless gewgaw	48
#201	worthless knick-knack	55
#257	worthless trinket	20
#48	wrench bracelet	70
#406	wumpus hair	2
#289	wussiness potion	56
#75	yak skin	31
#15	yakskin buckler	20
#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#789	yeti fur	63
#2204	yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 42,721 items total!

what items are this player missing?