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#640"DRINK ME" potion1
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#9101-ball3
#2161337 7r0uZ0RZ46
#6002-ball6
#5193-ball8
#79430669 scroll3
#98633398 scroll3
#692334 scroll3
#5514-ball7
#1094-dimensional guitar24
#6465-ball5
#6026-ball6
#273668 scroll3
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#7987-ball4
#7468-ball21
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
#345ASCII shirt5
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#616Angry Farmer candy102
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#437Atomic Comic1
#432BRICKO brick6
#4299Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#119Barulio's bottle2
#214Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm3
#176BitterSweetTarts3
#26Black No. 21,562
#36Blackfly Chardonnay357
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#148Bohemian rhapsody3
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#668Boris's ring2
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#2130CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#760Cloaca grenade15
#534Cloaca-Cola60
#496Cloaca-Cola c-rations7
#123Cloaca-Cola fatigues19
#163Cloaca-Cola helmet13
#324Cloaca-Cola knapsack8
#235Cloaca-Cola shield10
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#244Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#134Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket10
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1370Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#93Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket13
#1487Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#407Crimbo candied pecan28
#360Crimbo fudge32
#387Crimbo peppermint bark29
#124Crimboween memo66
#2099Crown of the Goblin King8
#536Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#455Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#428Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#538Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#1204Drowsy Sword10
#403Dyspepsi grenade33
#298Dyspepsi-Cola238
#654Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations4
#285Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues9
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#445Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack5
#385Dyspepsi-Cola shield6
#331Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#290El Vibrato power sphere3
#109El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)2
#187El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)3
#179El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)3
#128El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)3
#82El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)5
#146El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)3
#104El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)3
#265El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)2
#255El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)2
#180El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)3
#653Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#499Elfin shortbread1
#469Elmley shades1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#126Frostâ„¢ brand sword1
#67GOTO19
#363Gaia beads5
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#265Genalenâ„¢ Bottle7
#125General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket9
#1599Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#634Gnollish flyswatter2
#409Gnollish pie server3
#275Gnollish pie tin13
#727Gnollish plunger1
#486Gnollish slotted spoon2
#506Gnollish toolbox4
#208Goodfella contract251
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#187Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#44Hell broth13
#613Hell ramen1
#154Hollandaise helmet64
#249Iiti Kitty phone charm11
#671Imp Ale160
#1198Jack-in-the-box1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#280Jolly Roger charrrm13
#692Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#176Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#816Knob Goblin elite pants2
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#1051Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#513Knob Goblin firecracker27
#603Knob Goblin harem pants4
#802Knob Goblin harem veil2
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#67Knob Goblin love potion354
#111Knob Goblin melon baller30
#498Knob Goblin pants14
#572Knob Goblin scimitar10
#66Knob Goblin seltzer621
#205Knob Goblin spatula73
#63Knob Goblin steroids343
#94Knob Goblin superseltzer101
#656Knob Goblin tongs8
#671Knob Goblin visor3
#191Knob nuts2
#300Knob sausage14
#904Knoll mushroom2
#332Knoll shroomkabob3
#255Lars the Cyberian2
#317Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals6
#2020Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#1042M-2422
#1198Mad Train wine13
#566MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech13
#143Manetwich6
#59Mariner's Friend cough drops17
#135Mark V Steam-Hat1
#71Maxwell's Silver Hammer56
#375McMillicancuddy's Special Lager5
#518Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs5
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#92Mer-kin healscroll10
#89Mer-kin hidepaint4
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#132Mer-kin killscroll3
#190Mer-kin takebag1
#915Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler2
#458Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub78
#394Misty Cloak1
#391Mob Penguin cellular phone52
#300Mohawk wig36
#267Monstar energy beverage21
#77Mortimer's nostrum4
#199Mountain Stream soda171
#2681Mr. Mediocrebar1
#102ND2
#374NG1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#435Newbiesportâ„¢ tent2
#245Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II4
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#125Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV7
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V2
#106Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI9
#287Oil of Parrrlay6
#521Orange Star of Sacrifice4
#591Orcish baseball cap3
#535Orcish cargo shorts3
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#154PADL Phone97
#390Pine-Fresh air freshener7
#146Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket8
#222Ram's Face Lager183
#129Red Pill3
#102Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#546SPF 451 lip balm3
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#246Snow Queen Crown11
#276Spam Witch sammich146
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#439Supernova Champagne6
#292Swabbieâ„¢ swab8
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#592Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro11
#448Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita24
#494Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco19
#678Tasty Fun Good rice candy56
#359The Big Book of Pirate Insults8
#52The Lost Glasses2
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1074Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#16Tiger-lily's milk250
#293Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste10
#335Trollhouse cookies112
#15Tropical Crimbo Hat5
#63Tuesday's ruby52
#365Typical Tavern swill11
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#148WA3
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#431Warm Subject gift certificate100
#234Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1
#196Ye Olde Meade1
#350Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1150Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#2773Yummy Tummy bean3
#259Zeâ„¢ goggles2
#364a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#50abominable blubber52
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#516acid-squirting flower5
#304acoustic guitarrr12
#21adder bladder2,092
#138aerated diving helmet1
#356all-purpose cleaner11
#322amulet of extreme plot significance46
#337ancient Magi-Wipes12
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#182ancient ice cream scoop1
#222ancient poisoned dart3
#217ancient protein powder25
#137ancient spice25
#455ancient vinyl coin purse4
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#228annoying pitchfork12
#534ant agonist2
#271ant hoe1
#260ant sickle1
#204anti-anti-antidote20
#1062anticheese1
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#154antique greaves70
#731antique hand mirror1
#195antique helmet57
#496antique packet of ketchup1
#714antique record album2
#195antique shield54
#204antique spear53
#190armgun16
#429arrrgyle socks5
#235artisanal limoncello1
#997asbestos ore2
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#728asparagus knife4
#641asshat1
#756astral mushroom6
#130astronaut pants66
#504awful poetry journal164
#139backwoods screwdriver8
#448baconstone18
#3935badass belt9
#408bag of Cheat-Os17
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#1031balloon monkey1
#105balloon shield1
#203balloon sword2
#301ballroom blintz10
#595banana6
#434bar skin21
#731barbed-wire fence3
#709barrrnacle19
#900baseball1
#944bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#402bat wing29
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#242batblade13
#480batgut40
#286bazookafish bubble gum4
#526beach glass bead3
#288beach glass necklace1
#199beanbag chair2
#399beer bomb44
#169beer bong21
#171beer helmet45
#195beer lens14
#68beer-soaked mop16
#582beertini2
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#165bejeweled pledge pin50
#147bellhop bell3
#68berries of suffering10
#314big bass drum2
#316big boom2
#577big red clown nose7
#268bilge wine73
#314bird rib2
#1495bit of clingfilm1
#184bit-o-cactus23
#588black & tan1
#188black facepaint1
#24black forest cake641
#23black forest ham413
#8black greaves1,085
#7black helmet1,072
#241black kettle drum3
#50black pension check422
#16black pepper663
#889black pixel3
#23black pudding323
#10black shield1,167
#25black snake skin1,151
#2666black striped oyster egg1
#12black sword987
#19blackberry4,234
#269blackberry combat boots1
#29blackberry galoshes13
#221blackberry moccasins1
#226blackberry slippers1
#159blended frozen swill1
#1104blood flower3
#872bloody beer2
#816bloody clown pants2
#279blue class ring11
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1153blue pixel3
🥈blue ribbon1
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#186bone flute9
#316bone rattle5
#261booty chest charrrm28
#262booze-soaked cherry1
#106boring spaghetti8
#319bottle of Calcutta Emerald2
#208bottle of Monsieur Bubble35
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#200bottle of Pinot Renoir8
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#563bottle of alcohol2
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#53bottle of black cat tonic26
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1171bottle of gin2
#1834bottle of goofballs12
#679bottle of popskull1
#68bottle of realpagne10
#1349bottle of rum3
#273bottle of sake2
#1219bottle of tequila2
#1127bottle of vodka2
#1356bottle of whiskey2
#172bottle opener belt buckle24
#80bottled inspiration17
#619bowl of cottage cheese16
#734box7
#5536box of sunshine5
#92box-in-the-box1
#411boxed wine52
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#379brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#227brass gear1
#207brick of sand9
#748briefcase1
#134brine113
#232broken carburetor1
#532broken skull25
#174broken sword26
#273bronze breastplate5
#201bronzed locust12
#163brown felt tophat2
#65brown sugar cane137
#303bubblewrap ore6
#426bubblin' crude1
#795bubbly potion3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#35bucket of honey149
#249buckler buckle1
#669bugbear beanie5
#637bugbear bungguard5
#233bullet-proof corduroys21
#688bum cheek8
#939bunch of bananas1
#322bunch of square grapes10
#181buoybottoms5
#326burst hellseal brain16
#227cactus fruit10
#117caipifruta1
#185calavera concertina1
#535calle de miel1
#243can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢2
#711can of Red Minotaur3
#354can of Swiller5
#208can of black paint1
#592can of maces1
#733can of spinach2
#28can-can-in-a-can27
#870can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce10
#735candied yams12
#3110candy stake2
#234cannonball charrrm30
#451carbonated soy milk3
#64carbonated water lily266
🥈carbonite visor1
#442cardboard ore3
#339cardboard wakizashi6
#146caret1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#639carob chunk noodles1
#731carob chunks1
#416casino pass6
#901cast3
#309cat appendix11
#395catgut14
#215catgut taco1
#222centipede eggs16
#1612chaos butterfly2
#117charming flute6
#1062chef's hat1
#110chef-skull-in-the-box1
#665cherry1
#356chintzy disco ball pendant2
#199chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli1
#493chloroform rag2
#410chocolate spurs1
#297chopsticks15
#383chorizo brownies4
#450chorizo taco6
#452chrome crossbow1
#871chrome ore2
#203chrome staff3
#371chrome sword2
#91chunk of depleted Grimacite105
#446clay peace-sign bead4
#29clockwork chef head1
#102clockwork hat1
#188clockwork key10
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#444cloudy potion19
#585clown skin5
#185clown wig1
#3274club necklace1
#143clumsiness bark2
#167cocktail napkin41
#764cocoa egg7
#249cocoa eggshell fragment327
#1284coconut shell1
#283cog106
#299cold ninja mask11
#360cold nuggets1
#170cold powder4
#250cold wad6
#227communications windchimes40
#150computronic processing unit27
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#315cool whip11
#256copper ha'penny charrrm26
#269corn holder4
#633cornuthaum3
#1824corpse on the beach1
#1424corpsedriver2
#361corrupted data35
#216costume sword3
#246cottage1
#538cranberries30
#196crazy little Turkish delight102
#291cream stout10
#288creamsicle9
#310crowbarrr7
#255cruelty-free wine10
#87crystal skeleton vodka2
#55cup of hickory chicory7
#234cup of primitive beer9
#203curmudgel6
#145d101
#169dance card13
#116dangerous jerkcicle2
#877dark potion2
#123das boot1
#571dead guy's watch8
#188decent brain16
#256dehydrated caviar18
#468delicious noodles1
#374demon skin23
#375denim axe1
#613dense meat stack31
#369dented harmonica2
#346depantsing bomb8
#308desiccated apricot19
#154detective skull1
#187devilish folio2
#579diamond-studded cane6
#244didgeridooka16
#220digital key lime1
#384digital key lime pie1
#141dill230
#392dire fudgesicle2
#830dirty hobo gloves5
#383disassembled clover179
#395disco ball95
#392disco mask90
#456disease18
#432disembodied brain6
#291disembodied smile1
#343dishrag1
#652disintegrating quill pen3
#225disintegrating spiky collar1
#65displaced fish202
#128distressed denim pants54
#585disturbing fanfic137
#269dollar-sign bag1
#562dollhive13
#145dope wheels8
#276drab sonata16
#207draggin' ball hat47
#21dragon snaps281
#129dreadlock whip21
#467dried face5
#52drum machine202
#363dry noodles301
#918drywall axe10
#2103duct tape2
#232duct tape sword1
#553dungeoneer's dungarees1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#198dusty animal pelvis2
#1042dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1063dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1031dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1061dusty bottle of Port1
#1016dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#191dusty first thoracic vertebra2
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#189dusty left fifth rib2
#186dusty left first front claw2
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#191dusty left fourth front claw2
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#201dusty left radius2
#302dusty left second front claw1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#307dusty left third rib1
#305dusty left thumb1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#193dusty left ulna2
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#301dusty right femur1
#309dusty right fibula1
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#314dusty right second rear claw1
#199dusty right second rib2
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#203dusty right third front claw2
#199dusty right third rear claw2
#302dusty right ulna1
#310dusty sacral vertebrae1
#314dusty sixth lumbar vertebra1
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#671eXtreme scarf2
#101eel battery1
#748effervescent potion4
#228eggbeater2
#2834eggnog1
#23elephant stinger58
#136elven hardtack39
#189elven medi-pack2
#1397elven socks1
#236elven squeeze10
#350empty Cloaca-Cola bottle34
#380empty meat tank7
#442enchanted barbell2
#344enchanted bean6
#205enchanted eyepatch1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#169energy drink IV27
#1069ennui-flavored potato chips2
#245enormous belt buckle13
#305enormous hoop earring3
#32escargotsicle20
#323evil golden arch30
#354evil golden arches1
#1391evil googly eye1
#424evil teddy bear33
#207exploding hacky-sack9
#200extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#509extra-spicy bloody mary1
#470extra-strength strongness elixir1
#708eye of newt5
#26eye of the Tiger-lily71
#416eyepatch14
#273f3d0r436
#1165facsimile dictionary5
#779fancy bath salts2
#403fancy dress ball33
#67fancy schmancy cheese sauce6
#516fat stacks of cash13
#412fermenting powder1
#342ferret bait19
#310fertilized ghuol egg1
#353fetid feather20
#244fettucini Inconnu2
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#200figurine of a cold seal32
#407figurine of a shadowy seal2
#509figurine of a stinking seal3
#209figurine of an ancient seal3
#243filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")9
#550filthy corduroys7
#552filthy knitted dread sack6
#2033filthy lucre1
#445filthy poultice3
#743fine wine2
#220fire29
#693[2426]fire flower1
#285fire poi7
#335fish-liver oil22
#141fishy fish1
#150fizzy potion127
#547flaming crutch7
#324flaming feather31
#225flaming talons43
#466flange3
#462flaregun19
#1610flashing novelty button1
#394flat dough2
#216flimsy clipboard2
#498flirtatious feather7
#383flute of flat champagne15
#496foam noodle1
#479foolscap fool's cap4
#212frat brats3
#235freshwater pearl necklace1
#357frightful feather21
#97frigid hankyū8
#1014frigid ninja stars2
#88frost-rimed seal hide7
#384frozen feather22
#827frozen mushroom1
#347frozen nunchaku8
#98frozen seal spine1
#133fruity girl swill1
#844fudge lily1
#1246fudgecule11
#149full meat tank1
#475funky dried mushroom9
#213furniture dolly12
#351furry fur231
#429furry pants1
#43fustulent seal grulch14
#389fuzzy busby6
#2298fuzzy dice3
#608fuzzy montera1
#183ga-ga radio18
#948garish pinky ring1
#418gas balloon9
#308gauze garter26
#121gauze hammock1
#183gauze shorts1
#34generic healing potion10
#166ghost cucumber231
#421ghuol ears26
#564ghuol egg20
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#471ghuol guolash12
#256ghuol-ear kabob1
#191giant cactus quill4
#649giant discarded bottlecap7
#1293giant discarded plastic fork5
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#156giant foam finger26
#206giant gym membership card1
#159giant heirloom grape tomato2
#161giant jar of protein powder2
#243giant marshmallow1
#385giant moxie weed6
#270giant needle209
#1122giant pinky ring10
#151giant safety pin2
#138giant turkey leg3
#132gibson1
#182gilded ancient cursed key1
#45gill rings1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#897glass of goat's milk1
#131glass of warm water1
#236glistening fish meat1
#144glob of green slime10
#199glowing fungus1
#165glowing red eye122
#99gnatloaf1
#278gnatwing18
#145gnatwing earring1
#202gnauga hide27
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#404gnoll lips8
#294gnoll teeth14
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#394goat1
#177goat beard47
#358goat cheese52
#948goat cheese pizza1
#170goat cheese taco1
#147goatskin umbrella11
#235gob of wet hair93
#76gold crown20
#185gold lamé pants4
#2357golden ring19
#325good brain2
#2657googly eye1
#637goth kid t-shirt4
#210gr8ps26
#627grapes4
#207grassy cutlass5
#330grave robbing shovel3
#538green clay bead11
#100green hamhock1
#1072green pixel2
#182gremlin juice12
#548grog1
#404grouchy restless spirit22
#77groupie spangles3
#2348grue egg9
#379grue egg omelette6
#452grumpy old man charrrm3
#191grungy bandana5
#368grungy flannel shirt1
#246guano coffee cup10
#568guitar pick3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#501hair spray4
#72half-empty carton of milk4
#181half-rotten brain4
#249half-sized guitar2
#673hamethyst12
#4478handful of confetti2
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#262handful of honey19
#55handful of moss205
#396handful of numbers1
#147handful of nuts and berries50
#173handful of pine needles59
#665handful of sand7
#319handful of sawdust14
#213handful of walnuts12
#80happiness63
#2508heart necklace2
#1396heart of the volcano2
#366heavy D179
#630hellion cube4
#522hellseal claw3
#504hellseal whisker2
#457helmet turtle96
#675hemp string4
#327henna face paint2
#1010herb brownies3
#911herbal stuffing8
#516hermit permit2
#549hill of beans17
#147hipposkin poncho1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#267hippy medical kit11
#315hippy protest button9
#74honey-dew9
#198honey-dipped locust15
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