Museum :: lupus4

lupus4

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#64	Überraschthexengebräu	8
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#193	"DRINK ME" potion	161
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#55	"KICK ME" sign	33
#50	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	24
#109	"caramel" orange	20
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#19	"meat" stick	461
#64	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#129	1-ball	61
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#40	11-leaf clover	46
#191	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	57
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#108	2-ball	72
#37	20-lb can of rice and beans	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#102	3-ball	83
#64	30669 scroll	157
#160	33398 scroll	135
#34	334 scroll	183
#58	37x37x37 puzzle cube	117
#95	4-ball	91
#65	4-d camera	5
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#33	4-dimensional guitar	114
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#103	5-ball	78
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#122	6-ball	65
#262	64067 scroll	1
#178	668 scroll	7
#61	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	92
#101	7-ball	85
#50	7-inch discus	1
#113	8-ball	379
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#46	8-bit banana	9
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#255	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#15	A Light that Never Goes Out	27
#38	A muse-bouche	18
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#23	ASCII fu manchu	64
#159	ASCII shirt	15
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#37	Aerheads	1
#17	Affirmation Cookie	64
#24	Afternoon Delight	28
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#30	Aggressive Carrot	218
#37	Agitated Turkey	3
#15	Aiolion	1
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#35	Alewife™ Ale	106
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#128	Alice's Army Guard	7
#206	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#123	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	9
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#128	Alice's Army Nurse	8
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#122	Alice's Army Wallman	9
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#8	Amanitee	2
#78	Ambitious Turkey	7
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#34	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	4
#256	Amulet of Yendor	90
#33	Ancient Protector Soda	22
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#257	Angry Farmer candy	549
#90	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#348	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#22	Arrow (+1)	396
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#17	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	13
#10	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	22
#18	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	14
#34	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#41	Artist's Whisk of Misery	4
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#105	Atomic Pop	9
#34	Aura Libre	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#29	AutumnFest ale	17
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#27	Aye Aye	5
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#31	Azurite	400
#29	BACON	19,033
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#106	BGE shotglass	44
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#37	BOOterfinger	11
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#20	BRICKO bat	4
#299	BRICKO brick	118
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#104	BRICKO eye brick	803
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#19	BRICKO oyster	3
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#82	BRICKO pearl	2
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#21	BRICKO python	2
#19	BRICKO reactor	29
#51	BRICKO stud	15
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#22	BROS Energy Drink	61
#44	BUBBLE GUM	9
#252	BURT	112
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#113	Baja sopapilla	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#44	Bangyomaman battle juice	16
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#134	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	64
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#26	Barulio's bottle	29
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#65	Bash-Ōs cereal	13
#58	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#26	Battlie Light Saver	94
#121	Beach Buck	27
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#45	Beignet Milgranet	7
#49	Belt of Howling Anger	10
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#38	Ben-Gal™ Balm	309
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#30	Bettie page	5
#6	Bicycle	3
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#22	Big Punk	23
#115	Bit O' Ectoplasm	25
#18	Bit O' Quail Spleen	19
#75	BitterSweetTarts	53
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#137	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#39	Black Body™ spray	17
#24	Black Hole	7
#48	Black No. 2	303
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	6
#132	Blackfly Chardonnay	62
#309	Blatantly Canadian	8
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#28	Blood 'n' Plenty	21
#102	Blood Light	37
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#53	Bloody Nora	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#59	Bohemian rhapsody	15
#36	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#67	Boots of Twilight Whispers	7
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#46	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#603	Boss Bat britches	25
#114	Boss Drops	1
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#13	Bowl of Scorpions	192
#41	Bowlet	4
#47	Boxing Day Pass	6
#13	Brain Food Pastaco	5
#20	Bram's choker	11
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#214	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	16
#31	Bright Water	10
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#27	Bruno's blessing of Mars	18
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#40	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#41	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	12
#28	Bustle Hustler	8
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#24	Buttery Knob	5
🥈	Byte	1
#63	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	9
#108	C.H.U.M. chum	16
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1046	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#46	CSA all-purpose soap	181
#45	CSA bravery badge	282
#52	CSA cheerfulness ration	235
#83	CSA discount card	131
#95	CSA fire-starting kit	247
#42	CSA obedience grenade	464
#65	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	250
#29	Caipiranha	4
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#38	Camp Scout pup tent	506
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#55	Candicaine	3
#27	Candy Alexander	6
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#58	Carpathian longsword	28
#8	Carpricorn	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#28	Cement Mixer	5
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#26	Chakra Libre	5
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#52	Charity's choker	6
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#16	Ched	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#40	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#8	Chinese curse words	174
#13	Choco-Mint patty	156
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#480	Chroner	9
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#19	Chubby and Plump bar	37
#23	Churchill	3
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#38	Citrus Crush wine cooler	9
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#56	Clara's bell	12
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#24	Claybender glasses	33
#48	Climate Colada	1
#108	Cloaca Cola Polar	15
#717	Cloaca grenade	17
#432	Cloaca-Cola	83
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#163	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#57	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#39	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	61
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#45	Coinspiracy	397
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#9	Cold Fang	1
#141	Cold Hots candy	102
#43	Cold One	184
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#54	Comet Drop	2
#104	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#14	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	249
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#93	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#64	Cosmic Calorie	1,106
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#45	Cracklin' Oat Bran	20
#50	Crazymaker	3
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#220	Crimbo candied pecan	74
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#123	Crimbo dinner	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#96	Crimbo food scraps	67
#239	Crimbo fudge	71
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#185	Crimbo peppermint bark	97
#183	Crimbo pie	16
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#128	Crimbo train emergency brake	21
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#116	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#53	Crimbot battery	51
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#48	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	15
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#133	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#90	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#50	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	12
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#222	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#74	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#72	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	7
#269	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#59	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	10
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#45	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
#128	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#145	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	39
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	19
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#92	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	370
#54	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	21
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#40	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	16
#945	Crimbuck	749
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#76	Crown of the Goblin King	204
#18	Cursed Punch	15
#9	Cycloney	2
#155	D roll	75
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#53	DUFRESNE Suds	172
#19	Dad's brandy	28
#245	Daffy Taffy	136
#10	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	148
#5	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	183
#6	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	210
#7	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	170
#12	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	172
#9	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	150
#6	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	160
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#29	Dark & Starry	4
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#32	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	23
#36	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	13
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#181	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#43	Disgeist	3
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#202	Divine	3
#18	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4
#50	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	178
#260	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	37
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	7
#36	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#24	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#603	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#28	Doublepunchplanter	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#28	Drac & Tan	8
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#28	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	334
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	12
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#5	Dressage	2
#26	Drip harness	1
#21	Driplet	19
#27	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	15
#65	Drowsy Sword	201
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#20	Drunken Astrophysicist	10
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#32	Drunken Philosopher	3
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
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