Museum :: lupus4

lupus4

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#63	Überraschthexengebräu	8
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#193	"DRINK ME" potion	161
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#54	"KICK ME" sign	33
#49	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	24
#107	"caramel" orange	20
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#19	"meat" stick	461
#63	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#129	1-ball	61
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#38	11-leaf clover	46
#191	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	57
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#108	2-ball	72
#37	20-lb can of rice and beans	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#102	3-ball	83
#64	30669 scroll	157
#160	33398 scroll	135
#34	334 scroll	183
#58	37x37x37 puzzle cube	117
#95	4-ball	91
#66	4-d camera	5
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#33	4-dimensional guitar	114
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#103	5-ball	78
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#122	6-ball	65
#262	64067 scroll	1
#178	668 scroll	7
#61	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	92
#101	7-ball	85
#50	7-inch discus	1
#113	8-ball	379
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#45	8-bit banana	9
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#15	A Light that Never Goes Out	27
#38	A muse-bouche	18
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#22	ASCII fu manchu	64
#159	ASCII shirt	15
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#17	Affirmation Cookie	64
#24	Afternoon Delight	28
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#29	Aggressive Carrot	218
#37	Agitated Turkey	3
#15	Aiolion	1
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#35	Alewife™ Ale	106
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#128	Alice's Army Guard	7
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#123	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	9
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#128	Alice's Army Nurse	8
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#122	Alice's Army Wallman	9
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#8	Amanitee	2
#77	Ambitious Turkey	7
#16	Amnesiac Ale	6
#34	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	4
#256	Amulet of Yendor	90
#34	Ancient Protector Soda	22
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#257	Angry Farmer candy	549
#90	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#22	Arrow (+1)	396
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#16	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	13
#10	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	22
#18	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	14
#34	Artist's Spatula of Despair	6
#40	Artist's Whisk of Misery	4
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#103	Atomic Pop	9
#34	Aura Libre	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#29	AutumnFest ale	17
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#27	Aye Aye	5
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#31	Azurite	400
#28	BACON	19,033
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#106	BGE shotglass	44
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#37	BOOterfinger	11
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#20	BRICKO bat	4
#299	BRICKO brick	118
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#104	BRICKO eye brick	803
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#19	BRICKO oyster	3
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#21	BRICKO python	2
#19	BRICKO reactor	29
#51	BRICKO stud	15
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#22	BROS Energy Drink	61
#43	BUBBLE GUM	9
#251	BURT	112
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#111	Baja sopapilla	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#44	Bangyomaman battle juice	16
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#134	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	64
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#26	Barulio's bottle	29
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#65	Bash-Ōs cereal	13
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#26	Battlie Light Saver	94
#120	Beach Buck	27
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#44	Beignet Milgranet	7
#49	Belt of Howling Anger	10
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#38	Ben-Gal™ Balm	309
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#30	Bettie page	5
#6	Bicycle	3
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#22	Big Punk	23
#115	Bit O' Ectoplasm	25
#18	Bit O' Quail Spleen	19
#75	BitterSweetTarts	53
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#39	Black Body™ spray	17
#24	Black Hole	7
#48	Black No. 2	303
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	6
#132	Blackfly Chardonnay	62
#309	Blatantly Canadian	8
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#28	Blood 'n' Plenty	21
#102	Blood Light	37
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#59	Bohemian rhapsody	15
#36	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#66	Boots of Twilight Whispers	7
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#45	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#602	Boss Bat britches	25
#113	Boss Drops	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#13	Bowl of Scorpions	192
#41	Bowlet	4
#46	Boxing Day Pass	6
#13	Brain Food Pastaco	5
#20	Bram's choker	11
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#214	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	16
#31	Bright Water	10
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#26	Bruno's blessing of Mars	18
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#40	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	12
#28	Bustle Hustler	8
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#24	Buttery Knob	5
🥈	Byte	1
#62	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	9
#108	C.H.U.M. chum	16
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1046	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#46	CSA all-purpose soap	181
#45	CSA bravery badge	282
#52	CSA cheerfulness ration	235
#83	CSA discount card	131
#95	CSA fire-starting kit	247
#41	CSA obedience grenade	464
#65	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	250
#29	Caipiranha	4
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#38	Camp Scout pup tent	506
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#55	Candicaine	3
#27	Candy Alexander	6
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#58	Carpathian longsword	28
#8	Carpricorn	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#27	Cement Mixer	5
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#26	Chakra Libre	5
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#51	Charity's choker	6
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#16	Ched	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#39	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#8	Chinese curse words	174
#13	Choco-Mint patty	156
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#481	Chroner	9
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#19	Chubby and Plump bar	37
#23	Churchill	3
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#38	Citrus Crush wine cooler	9
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#55	Clara's bell	12
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#24	Claybender glasses	33
#48	Climate Colada	1
#108	Cloaca Cola Polar	15
#717	Cloaca grenade	17
#432	Cloaca-Cola	83
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#163	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#151	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#57	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#38	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	61
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#44	Coinspiracy	397
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#9	Cold Fang	1
#141	Cold Hots candy	102
#42	Cold One	184
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#67	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	22
#53	Comet Drop	2
#103	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#14	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	249
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#93	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#64	Cosmic Calorie	1,106
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#45	Cracklin' Oat Bran	20
#50	Crazymaker	3
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#220	Crimbo candied pecan	74
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#95	Crimbo food scraps	67
#239	Crimbo fudge	71
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#185	Crimbo peppermint bark	97
#183	Crimbo pie	16
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#128	Crimbo train emergency brake	21
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#46	Crimbojito	10
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#115	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#53	Crimbot battery	51
#310	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#48	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	15
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#132	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#89	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#50	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	12
#275	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#74	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#72	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	7
#268	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#59	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	10
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#272	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	6
#141	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	39
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	19
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#87	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	370
#54	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	21
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#40	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	16
#945	Crimbuck	749
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#76	Crown of the Goblin King	204
#18	Cursed Punch	15
#9	Cycloney	2
#155	D roll	75
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#53	DUFRESNE Suds	172
#19	Dad's brandy	28
#245	Daffy Taffy	136
#10	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	148
#5	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	183
#6	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	210
#7	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	170
#12	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	172
#9	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	150
#6	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	160
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#29	Dark & Starry	4
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#32	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	23
#36	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	13
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#181	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#43	Disgeist	3
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#202	Divine	3
#19	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4
#50	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	178
#260	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	37
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	7
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#24	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#602	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#27	Doublepunchplanter	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#28	Drac & Tan	8
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#28	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	334
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	12
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#5	Dressage	2
#25	Drip harness	1
#21	Driplet	19
#26	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	15
#65	Drowsy Sword	201
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#20	Drunken Astrophysicist	10
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#32	Drunken Philosopher	3
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#6	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
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🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#120	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#28	warbear gyro	23
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#242	warbear helm fragment	12
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#123	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#35	warbear liquid lasers	6
#220	warbear liquid overcoat	4
#9	warbear long johns	1
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#147	warbear robo-camouflage unit	9
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#31	warbear superpotion	10
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#240	warbear trouser fragment	12
#227	warbear wardance potion	3
#93	warbear warrior bread	3
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#606	warbear whosit	6
#42	warehouse clerk's glasses	12
#109	warehouse key	8
#37	warehouse walkie-talkie	19
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#42	warm fur	1
#25	warm gravy	2
#226	warm mushroom	8
#30	warm war shawarma	1
#27	wasabi marble soda	24
#39	wasabi pocky	10
#27	wasabi-infused sake	14
🥈	washboard shield	1
#18	water log	4
#66	water pipe bomb	1,498
#45	water purification pills	580
#331	water wings	2
#21	water wings for babies	5
#81	water-polo cap	4
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#103	watered-down Red Minotaur	19
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#107	waterlogged cloth	10
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#144	waterlogged leather	4
#71	waterlogged metal	16
#104	waterlogged stuffing	10
#29	waterlogged wood	15
#40	wax banana	1
#25	wax booze	2
#19	wax face	1
#17	wax hand	1
#26	wax hat	1
#24	wax lips	1
#30	wax pancake	1
#23	wax pants	1
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#22	weathered barrel	1,313
#17	weedy skirt	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#29	weighted paperclip chain	6
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#36	weremoose spit	33
#6	western-style skinning knife	1
#72	wet stew	4
#48	wet tack	1
#69	wet venom duct	6
#71	whale cerebrospinal fluid	8
#15	whalebone corset	157
#61	whalecake	1
#39	whalegun	1
#81	whalesteak	5
#10	whatsit-covered turtle shell	13
#1538	wheel	1
#11	whet stone	30
#29	whimpering willow bark	27
#220	whip kit	1
#117	whisker pencil	77
#175	whiskey and cola	13
#60	whiskey and soda	23
#28	whiskey bittersweet	11
#86	whiskey in a broken glass	34
#158	whiskey sour	15
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#407	white Canadian	6
#103	white Crimbo ball	26
#5	white Dreadsylvanian	5
#70	white Xanadian	9
#27	white arm towel	1
#538	white balloon	3
#48	white belt	1
#20	white blood cells	20
#388	white candy heart	62
#64	white candygram	13
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#368	white chocolate chip cookies	8
#70	white chocolate chips	219
#16	white class ring	715
#61	white collar	41
#24	white earbuds	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#58	white hat hacker T-shirt	22
#142	white lightning	125
#39	white mana	12
#45	white money bag	12
#31	white page	18
#276	white picket fence	14
#42	white pixel	2,256
#86	white rice	33
#53	white satin pants	106
#65	white satin shield	45
#59	white snake skin	243
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#68	white sword	103
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#39	white wine	7
#5	white-label gin	3
#15	whole roasted chicken	18
#60	whole turkey leg	14
#118	wholeberd	1
#339	whoopie cushion	92
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#25	wicker shield	282
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#4	wickerbits	1
#11	wicksilver ring	1
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#60	willyweed	62
#24	wind-up Whatsian robot	22
#304	wind-up chattering teeth	102
#17	wind-up ensign	30
#194	wind-up meatcar	60
#16	wind-up navigation droid	30
#21	wind-up owl	28
#7	wind-up spider	686
#19	wind-up vampire teeth	24
#127	windchimes	105
#27	windicle	3
#80	wine spritzer	16
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#94	wings of fire	1
#230	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	234
#211	witch hat	4
#87	witch wart	1
🥇	witch's bra	1
#24	witch's bread	7
#11	witch's brew	12
#51	witty rapier	225
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#51	wok lobster	3
#201	wolf mask	180
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#771	wolfman mask	6
#25	wolfskull mask	3
#20	wonderwall shield	110
#37	wood screw	21
#218	wooden axe	3
#233	wooden block	13
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#184	wooden stakes	17
#45	wool hat	68
#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#28	world's smallest violin	78
#4	wormwood wedding ring	1
#58	worn tophat	75
#24	worst candy	24
#90	worthless gewgaw	169
#87	worthless knick-knack	220
#125	worthless trinket	89
🥈	woven baling wire bracelets	45
#55	wreath of laurels	10
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#183	wrench bracelet	20
#44	wrestling mask	9
#39	wriggling severed nose	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#31	wriggling worm	228
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#5	wrought-iron flakes	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#139	wumpus hair	15
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#72	wussiness potion	375
#53	x-ray mirror	4
#210	x-ray specs	105
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#243	yak skin	3
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#67	yam candy	4
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#112	yellow brick road	11
#538	yellow candy heart	42
#123	yellow candygram	10
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#883	yellow gummi ingot	5
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#6	yellow pixel	20,143
#20	yellow pixel potion	4
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#16	yellow rocket	18
#16	yellow seashell	1,117
#313	yellow snowcone	105
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#304	yeti fur	611
#2204	yo	1
#1565	yo-yo	6
#38	yohohoyo	123
#104	your own black heart	1
#37	yule grog	1
#139	yule gruel	4
#114	yule hatchet	3
#102	yule pup	1
#84	yummy death watch beetle	12
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#13	zmobie	195
#42	zombie	9
#18	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#26	zombie hollandaise	101
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 600,166 items total!

what items are this player missing?