Museum :: Beswycke Bechamel

Beswycke Bechamel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#214	1-ball	30
#61	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	226
#240	2-ball	24
#196	3-ball	36
#120	30669 scroll	99
#41	33398 scroll	813
#238	4-ball	25
#202	5-ball	32
#210	6-ball	30
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#264	7-ball	23
#319	8-ball	91
#97	ASCII shirt	25
#1144	Angry Farmer candy	25
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#144	Black No. 2	75
#110	Blackfly Chardonnay	76
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#120	Cherry Cloaca Cola	15
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#127	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#84	Diet Cloaca Cola	19
#93	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	69
#131	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	106
#45	Dogsgotnonoz pills	10
#1535	Drowsy Sword	6
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola	713
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#96	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	153
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#67	Gnollish pie server	28
#215	Gnollish pie tin	20
#108	Gnollish plunger	27
#88	Gnollish slotted spoon	23
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#220	Imp Ale	1,014
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#182	Knob Goblin elite helm	33
#191	Knob Goblin elite pants	32
#173	Knob Goblin elite polearm	33
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#358	Knob Goblin firecracker	50
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#31	Knob Goblin love potion	890
#108	Knob Goblin melon baller	32
#827	Knob Goblin pants	3
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#15	Knob Goblin seltzer	3,605
#23	Knob Goblin spatula	5,636
#28	Knob Goblin steroids	906
#19	Knob Goblin superseltzer	862
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#74	Knob mushroom	261
#40	Knob sausage	550
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2144	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#1198	Mad Train wine	13
#144	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#727	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	19
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#295	Monstar energy beverage	16
#583	Mountain Stream soda	15
#125	NG	11
#228	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#128	Orcish baseball cap	37
#126	Orcish cargo shorts	31
#163	Orcish frat-paddle	24
#612	PADL Phone	1
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#82	Regular Cloaca Cola	20
#283	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#58	Spam Witch sammich	1,129
#172	Supernova Champagne	38
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#87	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,123
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#65	Trollhouse cookies	1,028
#126	Tuesday's ruby	26
#2405	Valentine	1
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1065	Yummy Tummy bean	149
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#114	adder bladder	144
#852	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#236	ancient Magi-Wipes	28
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#104	ancient spice	41
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#327	ant agonist	7
#260	ant sickle	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#343	armgun	4
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#114	asparagus knife	90
#1204	awful poetry journal	15
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#5938	badass belt	3
#703	ball	9
#664	balloon monkey	2
#183	ballroom blintz	32
#90	bar skin	184
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#315	baseball	15
#233	batblade	14
#80	batgut	664
#39	beach glass bead	152
#333	beer bomb	72
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#49	big bad voodoo mask	22
#650	big red clown nose	5
#568	bilge wine	9
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#103	black & tan	56
#78	black forest cake	100
#63	black forest ham	100
#66	black greaves	61
#69	black helmet	57
#390	black kettle drum	1
#66	black shield	59
#205	black snake skin	40
#67	black sword	67
#164	blackberry	132
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#409	bloody mary	3
#266	bone flute	4
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#38	bottle of alcohol	207
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#360	bottle of popskull	5
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#341	box	36
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#276	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	6
#524	broken skull	26
#202	bronzed locust	12
#216	brown sugar cane	25
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#924	buckyball	4
#228	bugbear beanie	32
#179	bugbear bungguard	38
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#354	can of Swiller	5
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#261	can of maces	4
#494	can of spinach	4
#1964	candied yams	3
#4134	candy cane	2
#3108	candy stake	2
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#1364	canteen of wine	6
#244	carbonated soy milk	17
#57	carbonated water lily	362
#330	cardboard katana	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#141	carob chunk cookies	23
#203	carob chunk noodles	10
#69	carob chunks	157
#682	casino pass	2
#304	cast	77
#351	cat appendix	9
#426	catgut	12
#109	catskin buckler	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#937	chaos butterfly	50
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#432	chopsticks	7
#376	chrome ore	13
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#311	chunk of rock salt	6
#44	clay peace-sign bead	140
#798	clown shoes	1
#293	cocktail napkin	12
#597	coffin lid	1
#131	cog	243
#499	cold ninja mask	4
#229	cold powder	2
#154	cold wad	20
#558	cool whip	3
#522	corn holder	1
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1465	corpsetini	2
#788	cranberries	10
#706	crowbarrr	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#83	dance card	40
#88	decorative fountain	137
#259	demon skin	49
#375	denim axe	1
#140	desiccated apricot	93
#387	diamond-studded cane	13
#597	didgeridooka	1
#603	dirty hobo gloves	16
#476	disassembled clover	106
#590	disco ball	45
#494	disco mask	57
#380	disease	29
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1105	disturbing fanfic	23
#85	doll house	78
#140	dollhive	78
#31	double-barreled sling	78
#310	drab sonata	13
#56	draggin' ball hat	219
#111	dried face	42
#68	drum machine	147
#1505	drywall axe	3
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#509	dusty bottle of Muscat	20
#536	dusty bottle of Port	20
#498	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	20
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#1828	easter egg balloon	12
#1554	eggnog	6
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1322	elven suicide capsule	14
#196	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	74
#122	empty meat tank	36
#541	energy drink IV	1
#197	enormous belt buckle	19
#224	evil golden arch	53
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#109	exploding hacky-sack	26
#598	eyepatch	7
#78	f3d0r4	181
#197	fake blood	6
#291	false eyelashes	1
#393	fancy bath salts	25
#388	fancy chocolate	8
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#407	fat stacks of cash	20
#2007	felt	2
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#86	filthy corduroys	142
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#75	filthy knitted dread sack	148
#43	filthy pestle	100
#65	filthy poultice	217
#323	fine wine	18
#299	finger cymbals	1
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#529	fire poi	1
#367	fish-liver oil	15
#486	flaming crutch	9
#52	flaming talons	297
#445	flaregun	21
#205	floorboard cruft	1
#168	flute of flat champagne	90
#176	frigid ninja stars	261
#428	frilly shirt	1
#205	frilly skirt	23
#369	frozen nunchaku	7
#2467	fruitcake	3
#228	furniture dolly	11
#853	furry fur	28
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#167	gauze garter	120
#526	ghuol ears	14
#818	ghuol egg	8
#569	ghuol guolash	9
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#696	giant needle	20
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#2822	gingerbread bugbear	3
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#791	glowing red eye	5
#457	gnatwing	7
#89	gnauga hide	67
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#188	gnoll lips	22
#178	gnoll teeth	27
#425	goat beard	10
#185	goatskin umbrella	9
#363	gob of wet hair	37
#344	golden ring	77
#1709	googly eye	4
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#216	gremlin juice	10
#660	grouchy restless spirit	6
#527	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#298	grungy bandana	2
#38	guano coffee cup	632
#457	guitar pick	5
#512	gyroscope	5
#3242	handful of confetti	6
#43	handful of hand chalk	1,747
#53	handful of moss	212
#374	handful of sand	35
#341	handful of sawdust	11
#193	handful of walnuts	15
#148	happiness	21
#53	headhunter necktie	26
#733	heavy D	23
#816	helmet turtle	29
#94	hemp net	6
#37	hemp string	561
#1205	herringcello	16
#27	hippy bongo	91
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#139	hors d'oeuvre tray	13
#123	hot date	119
#443	hot katana blade	24
#231	hot nuggets	7
#220	hot powder	4
#219	hot wad	21
#360	hot wing	176
#478	huge spoon	2
#594	iGoogly	29
#350	ice-cold Willer	135
#371	ice-cold fotie	60
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#157	infernal fife	11
#324	infernal insoles	9
#455	irate sombrero	3
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#85	jungle drum	12
#506	keg shield	1
#233	ketchup hound	25
#200	killing feather	99
#1688	kite	2
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#440	laser-broiled pear	20
#196	leather chaps	18
#279	leather mask	19
#376	leathery bat skin	13
#475	leathery cat skin	10
#435	leftovers of indeterminate origin	3
#670	leotarrrd	1
#548	lihc face	5
#867	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	4
#384	line	132
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#319	linoleum ore	16
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#836	live wire	1
#637	loose teeth	51
#54	lowercase N	414
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#360	lump of diamond	6
#337	magic whistle	2
#262	maiden wig	10
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#388	mariachi G-string	6
#528	mariachi pants	24
#436	marzipan skull	23
#240	meat from yesterday	9
#390	meat stack	84
#52	meat vortex	1,238
#396	melted Jell-o shot	2
#207	mesh cap	15
#856	metallic A	9
#606	mind flayer corpse	7
#610	miner's helmet	2
#508	miner's pants	3
#212	mojo filter	6
#468	monomolecular yo-yo	127
#152	monster bait	1
#144	mother's little helper	46
#459	mullet wig	2
#218	mummy mask	1
#1322	nanite-infested candy cane	7
#846	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#360	nanite-infested fruitcake	12
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#376	ninja hot pants	8
#628	ninja mop	1
#1848	obsidian dagger	6
#471	ocarina of space	1
#601	oozenog	6
#306	opera mask	2
#753	original G	18
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#482	oversized pipe	3
#580	oversized pizza cutter	5
#334	ovoid leather thing	3
#318	pail	39
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#20	palm-frond cloak	24
#73	palm-frond fan	6
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#703	pasta spoon	22
#8	patchouli incense stick	9,594
#208	patchouli oil bomb	8
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#1157	penguin focaccia bread	16
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#1236	pet rock	5
#47	phat turquoise bead	177
#435	phonics down	138
#616	photoprotoneutron torpedo	23
#674	piece of wedding cake	5
#681	pirate shirt	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#968	pixellated candy heart	9
#41	plastic guitar	110
#641	plot hole	69
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#46	pointed stick	56
#171	pointy red hat	2
#459	poison pen	4
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#914	pool cue	2
#1405	possessed top	3
#1168	potato sprout	1
#225	powdered organs	11
#123	pr0n legs	280
#485	pretty bouquet	2
#733	probability potion	17
#591	procrastination potion	43
#31	pygmy blowgun	178
#38	pygmy nose-bone	48
#33	pygmy pygment	153
#42	pygmy spear	25
#557	ram horns	1
#557	ram stick	1
#39	ratgut	639
#578	ravioli hat	32
#70	razor-sharp can lid	382
#437	reinforced beaded headband	4
#57	reodorant	248
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#479	rice bowl	2
#723	ridiculously huge sword	7
#363	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	5
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#601	ring of aggravate monster	7
#543	ring of half-assed regeneration	5
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#345	robotronic egg	73
#39	rocky raccoon	1,596
#248	rogue swarmer	105
#705	roll of toilet paper	95
#513	round purple sunglasses	3
#558	rubber axe	1
#310	ruby W	47
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#594	rusty grave robbing shovel	3
#520	safarrri hat	2
#304	sake bomb	59
#215	saucepan	307
#131	savoy truffle	48
#220	sawblade fragment	97
#442	scorpion whip	1
#486	scroll of drastic healing	110
#387	scrumptious reagent	200
#975	seal tooth	2
#914	seal-clubbing club	14
#503	seal-skull helmet	16
#21	shingle	659
#411	shiny hood ornament	1
#1883	shiny ring	6
#233	shot of rotgut	3
#646	silver tongue charrrm	2
#686	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#396	sk8board	2
#636	skeleton bone	40
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#33	skewer	368
#232	sleaze nuggets	4
#90	sleaze powder	24
#142	sleaze wad	30
#854	smoky potion	2
#791	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3
#525	snowboarder pants	4
#646	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	107
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#207	sonar-in-a-biscuit	72
#666	spark plug earring	1
#2233	spectre scepter	7
#876	spider web	8
#552	spiked femur	3
#1127	spooky eggnog	5
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#327	spooky nuggets	2
#115	spooky powder	15
#133	spooky shrunken head	93
#278	spooky staff	1
#87	spooky stick	156
#106	spring	267
#171	sprocket	166
#478	star	65
#422	star hat	2
#330	star pants	1
#286	star sword	2
#193	star throwing star	1
#128	stench powder	10
#197	stench wad	30
#1064	stolen accordion	12
#936	stone of eXtreme power	5
#502	strange shiny disc	9
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#6937	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#954	stuffed alien blob	7
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#1263	stuffed gray blob	11
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8890	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#2120	stuffing	2
#193	stunt nuts	20
#766	sucky decal	1
#1118	sunken chest	2
#1131	super-spiky hair gel	5
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#769	swashbuckling pants	2
#843	swirly potion	2
#528	t8r tots	7
#80	tambourine bells	113
#161	tap shoes	13
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#386	tattered scrap of paper	10
#829	teddy bear	7
#274	teddy borg	40
#438	tenderizing hammer	2
#942	thin black candle	42
#1084	throwing wrench	4
🥇	time sleigh	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#706	tiny house	145
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#767	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	10
#756	tiny plastic Axe Wound	10
#567	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	8
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#949	tiny plastic Black Knight	8
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#573	tiny plastic Boss Bat	8
#937	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	19
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#545	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	18
#709	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	14
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#652	tiny plastic Felonia	7
#725	tiny plastic G Imp	10
#669	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	11
#659	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	11
#505	tiny plastic Hellion	14
#559	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	13
#496	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	9
#1221	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#458	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	15
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#486	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	14
#1065	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1215	tiny plastic Spam Witch	6
#538	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	13
#804	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	6
#561	tiny plastic The Man	8
#612	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	12
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#752	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	10
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#735	tiny plastic angry bugbear	10
#712	tiny plastic angry goat	24
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#737	tiny plastic astronomer	10
#812	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	22
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#1213	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#803	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#1046	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	17
#536	tiny plastic blooper	13
#592	tiny plastic brainsweeper	12
#1064	tiny plastic briefcase bat	7
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#833	tiny plastic cocoabo	21
#583	tiny plastic coffee pixie	28
#657	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	7
#942	tiny plastic cubist bull	8
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#1097	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#813	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	9
#540	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
#628	tiny plastic fruit golem	11
#884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	20
#755	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	23
#1049	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	17
#904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#548	tiny plastic goth giant	13
#776	tiny plastic grue	22
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#1058	tiny plastic hermit	5
#630	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	27
#1110	tiny plastic killer bee	16
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#899	tiny plastic leprechaun	20
#2242	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#716	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	10
#1123	tiny plastic mosquito	16
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#961	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	18
#1327	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#1059	tiny plastic senile lihc	7
#744	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	10
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#713	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	24
#664	tiny plastic spooky vampire	11
#893	tiny plastic stab bat	20
#1029	tiny plastic star starfish	17
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#484	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	19
#1451	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#636	tiny plastic turtle tamer	8
#557	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#831	tiny plastic whitesnake	9
#1048	tiny plastic zmobie	7
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
#364	tip jar	2
#193	tires	48
#582	titanium assault umbrella	9
#58	tomato	2,083
#320	tomb ratchet	1
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#1238	top	3
#1841	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#814	toy hoverpad	11
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1608	tree-eating kite	10
#428	tube of dread wax	4
#392	tulip	1
#646	turtle totem	44
#68	twinkly nuggets	1,082
#50	twinkly powder	1,049
#241	twinkly wad	1,033
#405	unidentified jerky	15
#1698	unstable DNA	11
#562	unstable laser battery	60
#1597	valuable trinket	15
#100	vampire collar	23
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#393	viking helmet	25
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#666	vorpal blade	3
#62	wad of dough	1,898
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#511	war tongs	1
#236	white chocolate and tomato pizza	10
#263	white chocolate chip cookies	14
#659	white chocolate chips	6
#354	white collar	3
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#871	white lightning	3
#550	white picket fence	4
#515	white satin pants	4
#582	white satin shield	1
#807	white snake skin	4
#567	white sword	4
#512	wicker shield	1
#92	windchimes	143
#567	witty rapier	1
#715	wolf mask	10
#83	wonderwall shield	23
#636	wooden stakes	2
#461	wool hat	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#147	worn tophat	16
#72	worthless knick-knack	295
#300	wussiness potion	51
#1272	yeti fur	10
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 61,876 items total!

what items are this player missing?