| #115 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #116 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #221 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #108 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #70 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #119 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 2 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #275 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #73 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #249 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #260 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1715 | Angry Farmer candy | 5 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #25 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #165 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #58 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #744 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #59 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #177 | BRAINS shorts | 7 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,501 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #83 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #167 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 16 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #615 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #158 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #75 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 7 |
| #49 | Blood Light | 60 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #53 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #112 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 15 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #96 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #416 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1793 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #114 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #30 | Bram's choker | 9 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #216 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #21 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 6 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #68 | Cold One | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #54 | Comet Drop | 2 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #690 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #190 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #689 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #76 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1262 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 145 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #148 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #133 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 4 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #166 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 2 |
| #41 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 150 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #35 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 159 |
| #40 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 48 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 127 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 32 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 145 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 41 |
| #47 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 117 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #841 | Crimbuck | 933 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #51 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #444 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #38 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #99 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #143 | Ecto-Cooler | 8 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #284 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #121 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Ellsbury's skull | 3 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #260 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #127 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #136 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 3 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #170 | FDKOL commendation | 4,091 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #45 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #120 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #103 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #56 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspirationâ„¢ poster | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #247 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #51 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #83 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #168 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #6 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 2 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #30 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 1 |
| #24 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #26 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #58 | Glo-Pop | 3 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #41 | Gnomish sagngria | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #273 | Go-Wassail | 70 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1014 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #55 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 11 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #53 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #109 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #65 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #116 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #290 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #44 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #186 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 26 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #64 | Heimandatz's heart | 16 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #65 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #326 | Hippy Army MPE | 11 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #295 | Hollandaise helmet | 10 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #78 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #120 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #210 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #612 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Jeans of Loathing | 2 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #60 | Jocko Homo's head | 16 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #831 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #149 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #491 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #109 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| #105 | LOV Entrance Pass | 2 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #8 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 2 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #102 | Lobos Mints | 5 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1221 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #23 | Louder Than Bomb | 3 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #156 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #477 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #119 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #695 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #29 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #32 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #24 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #27 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 6 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin hallpass | 3 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #91 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 2 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #179 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 11 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #74 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #886 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #91 | Moonds | 2 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #58 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #91 | Mortimer's nostrum | 2 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #159 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #92 | Muschat | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #567 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #108 | Necbro wafers | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #435 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 2 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #149 | Nightstalker perfume | 20 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #100 | Okee-Dokee soda | 3 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #41 | PB&BP | 6 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #107 | PlexiPips | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #90 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #865 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #59 | Prunets | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #96 | Rattlin' Chains | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #447 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #103 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #57 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #254 | Silver Bullet beer | 10 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherzâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #179 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #139 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #42 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 2 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #41 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 2 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #43 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 2 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #25 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #72 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #322 | Steal This Candy | 6 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #88 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #86 | Sweet Sword | 4 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #26 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 8 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #70 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1567 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #218 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 2 |
| #96 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #99 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #67 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #325 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #62 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #29 | The Legendary Beat | 2 |
| #48 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #86 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #53 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #48 | The Lot's engagement ring | 2 |
| #22 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #96 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 15 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1033 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #702 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #344 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 27 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #420 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt | 1 |
| #56 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 23 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #441 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 25 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2406 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #90 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #113 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #56 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #89 | Wolfman Nardz | 20 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #61 | Yakisoba's hat | 14 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #2861 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #616 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #208 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #75 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #69 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #52 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #57 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #70 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #73 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #84 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #77 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #319 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #409 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #59 | ammonite fossil | 89 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #99 | anemone nematocyst | 3 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #140 | angst burger | 1 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #252 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #545 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #7 | aquamariner's necklace | 2 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #19 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #214 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #48 | asbestos crossbow string | 6 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #108 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #72 | asbestos sword hilt | 5 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #299 | baby killer bee | 34 |
| #37 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #379 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7428 | badass belt | 1 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #213 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #223 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #141 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #67 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #930 | baggie of powdered sugar | 6 |
| #86 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #173 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #241 | balloon monkey | 7 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #98 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #94 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #23 | banana split | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #50 | bananagate | 103 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #138 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #84 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #86 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #142 | barrrnacle | 99 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #46 | barskin loincloth | 2 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #61 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #96 | basic meat helmet | 2 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #117 | batarang | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #13 | battered old top-hat | 2 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #81 | beard incense | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| 🥉 | beer-scented teddy bear | 577 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #83 | beery blood | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #69 | belemnite fossil | 77 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #41 | big red button | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #422 | bit-o-cactus | 5 |
| #300 | bite-me-red lipstick | 57 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #8 | black gallstone | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #79 | black mana | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #87 | black tear | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #152 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #64 | blammer | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #116 | blank fudge mold | 5 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #97 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
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| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
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| #93 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
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| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
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| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
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| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
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| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
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| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #53 | can of Adultwitchâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #34 | can of cherry-flavored sterno | 1 |
| #26 | can of depilatory cream | 6 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #152 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #78 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
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| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #17 | can-you-dig-it? | 9 |
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| #37 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
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| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
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| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
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| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
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| #55 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
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| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
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| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #86 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #634 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
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| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #147 | caret | 1 |
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| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
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| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
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| #63 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #54 | carrot juice | 1 |
| #76 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #10 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #97 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
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| #158 | cartoon heart | 1 |
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| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
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| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
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| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
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| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
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| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
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| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
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| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #57 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #123 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #129 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #102 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #90 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
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| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #88 | chewable paper | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #68 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
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| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #200 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #77 | chlorine crystal | 1 |
| #577 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
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| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
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| #518 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate leash | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate pasta spoon | 3 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #183 | chocolate saucepan | 2 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #57 | chocotini | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
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| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #53 | chrome stick | 6 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #42 | chrome sword hilt | 7 |
| #1440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |