| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #218 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #105 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 7 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #397 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 18 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #541 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #317 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 6 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #181 | Microplushie: Bropane | 72 |
| #133 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 33 |
| #123 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 45 |
| #85 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 30 |
| #137 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 74 |
| #153 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 96 |
| #105 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 13 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 46 |
| #137 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 119 |
| #177 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 50 |
| #134 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 86 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Necrotelicomnicon | 11 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #395 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #20 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 69 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #416 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 11 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #289 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 45 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #327 | awful poetry journal | 400 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #21 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 8,000 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #126 | bunny liver | 75 |
| #52 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 7 |
| #9 | chakra malt | 167 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #627 | commemorative war stein | 5 |
| #405 | corrupted data | 27 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #21 | expensive camera | 4,500 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #280 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #17 | filthy child leash | 1,500 |
| #113 | fossilized limb | 105 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #217 | fossilized wing | 19 |
| #17 | fruitfilm | 103 |
| #24 | garbage juice slurpee | 6,890 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #239 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #30 | jumping horseradish | 40 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #392 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1203 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #44 | snake skin | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #130 | white collar | 14 |
| #357 | white satin pants | 9 |
| #192 | white satin shield | 11 |
| #326 | white snake skin | 32 |
| #291 | white sword | 15 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |