| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #217 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #105 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 7 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #561 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #397 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 18 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #540 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #318 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 6 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #183 | Microplushie: Bropane | 72 |
| #134 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 33 |
| #126 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 45 |
| #86 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 30 |
| #139 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 74 |
| #154 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 96 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 13 |
| #146 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 46 |
| #137 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 119 |
| #180 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 50 |
| #135 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 86 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Necrotelicomnicon | 11 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #234 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #392 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #21 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 69 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 11 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #287 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 45 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #326 | awful poetry journal | 400 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #21 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 8,000 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1025 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #136 | bunny liver | 75 |
| #52 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 7 |
| #9 | chakra malt | 167 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #631 | commemorative war stein | 5 |
| #405 | corrupted data | 27 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #21 | expensive camera | 4,500 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #17 | filthy child leash | 1,500 |
| #112 | fossilized limb | 105 |
| #400 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #217 | fossilized wing | 19 |
| #19 | fruitfilm | 103 |
| #25 | garbage juice slurpee | 6,890 |
| #775 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #875 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #32 | jumping horseradish | 40 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1438 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #388 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1272 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #1201 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 12 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #42 | snake skin | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #305 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #130 | white collar | 14 |
| #358 | white satin pants | 9 |
| #192 | white satin shield | 11 |
| #326 | white snake skin | 32 |
| #291 | white sword | 15 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |