Museum :: Magnus Thunderblade

Magnus Thunderblade

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#13	Überraschthexengebräu	111
#222	"DRINK ME" potion	111
#10	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#57	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	11
#76	"caramel" orange	30
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#34	"meat" stick	111
#175	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#83	1,970 carat gold	9
#419	1-ball	11
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
🥉	11-leaf clover	3,311
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#15	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#150	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#386	2-ball	11
#22	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#31	25-meat staff	11
#75	3-ball	111
#99	30669 scroll	111
#193	33398 scroll	111
#419	334 scroll	11
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#77	4-ball	111
#139	4-d camera	1
#25	4-dimensional fez	11
#37	4-dimensional guitar	111
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#400	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#399	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#119	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#79	7-ball	111
#12	7-inch discus	11
#177	8-ball	211
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#36	8-bit banana	11
#92	9-ball	11
#12	99.44% pure math	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#21	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
#13	A muse-bouche	111
#50	ASCII fu manchu	11
#400	ASCII shirt	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#12	Abyssal ember	11
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#13	Aerheads	11
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#41	Afternoon Delight	11
#14	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	111
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#8	Aiolion	2
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#106	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#99	Alice's Army Guard	11
#103	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#69	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#229	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#104	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#105	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#108	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#100	Alice's Army Page	11
#102	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#102	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#104	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#100	Alice's Army Wallman	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#8	Amanitee	2
#61	Ambitious Turkey	11
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#586	Angry Farmer candy	111
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#44	Ankh of Badahnkadh	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#16	Arrow (+1)	1,111
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#55	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#48	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	3
#42	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
#26	Artist's Whisk of Misery	10
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#68	Aura Libre	1
#31	AutumnFest ale	11
#9	Aye Aye	11
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#15	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	11
#23	Azurite	1,111
#8	BACON	111,111
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1452	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#89	BOOterfinger	3
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#305	BRICKO brick	111
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#11	BRICKO hat	11
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#20	BRICKO ooze	11
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#20	BRICKO pants	4
#26	BRICKO pearl	11
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#58	BRICKO stud	11
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#23	BRICKO trunk	5
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#37	BUBBLE GUM	11
#29	Baja sopapilla	11
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#57	Bangyomaman battle juice	11
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#70	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#39	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	4
#53	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#17	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	10
#85	Battlie Light Saver	11
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#24	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,111
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#17	Bettie page	11
#15	Bicycle	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#53	Big Punk	6
#29	Bit O' Ectoplasm	111
#40	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#53	BitterSweetTarts	111
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#13	Black Hole	11
#109	Black No. 2	111
#31	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#300	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#528	Blood Light	2
#23	Bloody Nora	9
🥉	Bluzzard	4
#109	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#27	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#23	Boosty Juice	1
#104	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#128	Boris's ring	11
#103	Boss Drops	2
#79	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#58	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#17	Bowlet	11
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#35	Bram's choker	6
#17	Brandonian footlocker key	111
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
#55	Bright Water	2
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#5	Buttery Boy	11
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#480	CRIMBCO scrip	510
#2428	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#149	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#88	CSA obedience grenade	111
#154	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#44	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#158	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#10	Cantelope	2
#8	Caramel	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#55	Celsius 233	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#6	Champagne Shimmy	11
#45	Charity's choker	11
#18	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#13	Charter: Nellyville	6
#16	Ched	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#59	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#31	Chinese curse words	11
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#9	Christmas ham	11
#271	Chroner	164
#15	Chroner cross	1
#18	Chubby and Plump bar	78
#16	Churchill	6
#26	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#48	Climate Colada	1
#60	Cloaca Cola Polar	112
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#621	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#198	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#25	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	111
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#135	Cold Hots candy	111
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#284	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#66	Comet Drop	1
#40	Comet Pop	11
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#25	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	111
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#17	Cool Brunch Pastaco	3
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#178	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#85	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#22	Crazymaker	13
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#91	Crimbo Credit	148
#234	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#35	Crimbo candied pecan	1,111
#37	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#47	Crimbo crystal shards	7
#123	Crimbo dinner	2
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#76	Crimbo food scraps	111
#34	Crimbo fudge	1,111
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#30	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,111
#230	Crimbo pie	11
#328	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
🥉	Crimbo train emergency brake	1,911
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#57	Crimbojito	7
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#169	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	11
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	11
#43	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	11
#46	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#42	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	11
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#58	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	11
#59	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	11
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#47	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	11
#53	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
#235	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	11
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#74	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#48	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	11
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
#237	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#44	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	11
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	12
#107	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	111
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#6	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	11
#106	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	211
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#30	Crimbuccaneer shirt	19
#14	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	8
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
#1551	Crimbuck	152
#8	Crimbylow-rise jeans	3
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#17	Cycloney	1
#270	D roll	11
#176	DUFRESNE Suds	10
#23	Dad's brandy	11
#1360	Daffy Taffy	11
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	2
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#56	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#130	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#18	Disgeist	11
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#135	Divine	7
🥉	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5,111
#125	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	111
#10	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	111
#29	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	111
#18	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	211
#8	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	111
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#13	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#16	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#38	Driplet	1
#84	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#27	Drunken Astrophysicist	6
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#80	Dump Truck	1
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#79	Duskwalker syringe	11
#207	Dust bunny	1
#46	Dweebisol™ inhaler	11
#815	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#546	Dyspepsi-Cola	111
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#205	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	11
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#63	Easter grasshopper	1
#101	Eau de Guaneau	6
#478	Ecto-Cooler	1
#164	Effermint™ tablets	11
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#187	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#23	Electric Punch	1
#121	Elf Army machine parts	11
#36	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	111
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#98	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#238	Elf Guard MPC	211
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#58	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	4
#68	Elf Guard eyedrops	6
#64	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#116	Elf Guard honor present	1
#13	Elf Guard hotpants	11
#71	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#14	Elf Guard insignia (private)	12
#25	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#51	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	5
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#32	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#56	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#86	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#89	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#48	Enchanted Flyswatter	11
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#24	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#18	Event Horizon	11
#114	Everlasting Deckswabber	5
#13	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#18	Extrovermectin™	8
#20	Eye Agate	1,111
#20	Eye and a Twist	11
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#38	Fabiotion	1
#16	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#31	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	11
#124	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#39	Feliz Navidad	1
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#21	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	111
#38	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#10	Firewater	11
#101	Fitspiration™ poster	11
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#44	Flaming Mohobo	4
#51	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#14	Flan	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#27	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#105	Flaskfull of Hollow	6
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#36	Flying Caipiranha	2
#30	Fog Murderer	11
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#129	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#24	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#168	Frogade	2
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#19	Frost™ brand sword	11
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#53	Fu Manchu Wax	11
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#34	GOTO	111
#20	Gabarbar	1
#391	Gaia beads	4
#104	Game Grid ticket	111
#173	Game Grid token	9
#119	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#73	Gathered Meat-Clip	11
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#4	Gazelleton	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#68	Gearhead Goo	11
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#25	Gene Tonic: Beast	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#92	General Assembly Module	2
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
🥉	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#13	Ghosprey	1
#36	Ghost Dog Chow	11
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#30	Giant black monolith	1
#42	Gin Mint	6
#14	Glamare	1
#76	Glo-Pop	1
#7	Globmule	2
#20	Glum berry	11
#33	Gnollish autoplunger	11
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#42	Gnollish flyswatter	111
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#80	Gnollish pie tin	111
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#555	white lightning	11
#40	white mana	11
#44	white page	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#118	white pixel	511
#174	white rice	11
#302	white satin pants	11
#193	white satin shield	11
#568	white snake skin	11
#21	white snakeskin duster	11
#339	white sword	11
#126	white tulip	1
#17	white whip	11
#24	white wine	11
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#109	whole turkey leg	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1284	whoopie cushion	11
#249	wicker shield	11
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#187	willyweed	1
#46	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#1304	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#35	wind-up ensign	11
#708	wind-up meatcar	4
#32	wind-up navigation droid	11
#44	wind-up owl	11
#36	wind-up spider	11
#37	wind-up vampire teeth	11
#120	windchimes	111
#5	windicle	11
#107	wine spritzer	11
#94	wings of fire	1
🥇	wired underwear	1
#615	witch hat	1
#21	witch wart	11
#72	witch's bread	1
#39	witch's brew	3
#273	witty rapier	11
#35	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#73	wok lobster	2
#675	wolf mask	11
#532	wolfman mask	11
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#133	wonderwall shield	11
#54	wood screw	11
#89	wooden axe	11
#265	wooden block	11
#67	wooden figurine	11
#22	wooden salad bowl	11
#9	wooden spoon	11
#35	wooden stakes	111
#180	wool hat	11
#10	wool sock	11
#11	woolen cravat	11
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#83	world's smallest violin	11
#179	worn tophat	11
#76	worst candy	1
#115	worthless gewgaw	111
#144	worthless knick-knack	112
#106	worthless trinket	111
#335	wreath of laurels	2
#512	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#42	wrestling mask	11
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#462	wumpus hair	1
#795	wussiness potion	4
#74	x-ray mirror	1
#926	x-ray specs	11
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#42	yak anorak	11
#120	yak skin	11
#16	yak toupee	11
#29	yak whip	11
#21	yakskin buckler	11
#16	yakskin kilt	11
#16	yakskin pants	11
#13	yakskin skirt	11
#11	yam	11
#14	yam and swiss	1
#9	yam burrito	1
#124	yam candy	2
#11	yam martini	1
#12	yam mayo	1
#14	yam slider	1
#21	ye olde golde frontes	11
#188	yellow brick road	5
#349	yellow candy heart	111
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#300	yellow gummi ingot	111
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#44	yellow pixel	111
#11	yellow pixel potion	11
#63	yellow plastic hard hat	2
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#47	yellow seashell	11
#294	yellow snowcone	111
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#627	yeti fur	111
#752	yo	11
#1260	yo-yo	11
#297	yohohoyo	7
#36	yule grog	1
#44	yule hatchet	15
#104	yule pup	1
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#68	zombie	1
#77	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#106	zombie hollandaise	11
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 993,341 items total!

what items are this player missing?