Museum :: Magnus Thunderblade

Magnus Thunderblade

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#13	Überraschthexengebräu	111
#221	"DRINK ME" potion	111
#7	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	11
#56	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	11
#76	"caramel" orange	30
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#35	"meat" stick	111
#174	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#80	1,970 carat gold	9
#416	1-ball	11
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
🥉	11-leaf clover	2,511
#492	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#145	1952 Mickey Mantle card	11
#383	2-ball	11
#21	20-lb can of rice and beans	11
#31	25-meat staff	11
#73	3-ball	111
#99	30669 scroll	111
#193	33398 scroll	111
#418	334 scroll	11
#148	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#75	4-ball	111
#140	4-d camera	1
#24	4-dimensional fez	11
#36	4-dimensional guitar	111
#32	4:20 bomb	11
#29	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#395	5-ball	11
#67	5-hour acrimony	11
#393	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#78	7-ball	111
#12	7-inch discus	11
#173	8-ball	211
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#32	8-bit banana	11
#90	9-ball	11
#11	99.44% pure math	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#21	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
#12	A muse-bouche	111
#49	ASCII fu manchu	11
#400	ASCII shirt	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#12	Abyssal ember	11
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#12	Aerheads	11
#58	Affirmation Cookie	2
#41	Afternoon Delight	11
#13	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	111
#56	Aggressive Carrot	11
#53	Agitated Turkey	1
#8	Aiolion	2
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#138	Alewife™ Ale	11
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#100	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#61	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#65	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#61	Alice's Army Coward	11
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#93	Alice's Army Guard	11
#99	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#67	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#58	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#98	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#99	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#104	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#94	Alice's Army Page	11
#98	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#98	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#96	Alice's Army Wallman	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#8	Amanitee	2
#60	Ambitious Turkey	11
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#584	Angry Farmer candy	111
#117	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#44	Ankh of Badahnkadh	11
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1217	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#21	Arrow (+1)	111
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#53	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#50	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#47	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	3
#41	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
#25	Artist's Whisk of Misery	10
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#67	Aura Libre	1
#29	AutumnFest ale	11
#10	Aye Aye	11
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#15	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	11
#29	Azurite	111
#10	BACON	111,211
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#87	BOOterfinger	3
#57	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#302	BRICKO brick	111
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#25	BRICKO elephant	2
#335	BRICKO eye brick	11
#11	BRICKO hat	11
#17	BRICKO octopus	2
#20	BRICKO ooze	11
#26	BRICKO oyster	2
#20	BRICKO pants	4
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#58	BRICKO stud	11
#32	BRICKO sword	2
#22	BRICKO trunk	5
#30	BRICKO turtle	3
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#38	BUBBLE GUM	11
#30	Baja sopapilla	11
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#57	Bangyomaman battle juice	11
#589	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#69	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#38	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	4
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#16	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	10
#84	Battlie Light Saver	11
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#24	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,111
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#17	Bettie page	11
#15	Bicycle	1
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#52	Big Punk	6
#28	Bit O' Ectoplasm	111
#37	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#53	BitterSweetTarts	111
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#13	Black Hole	11
#109	Black No. 2	111
#23	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#299	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#528	Blood Light	2
#21	Bloody Nora	9
🥉	Bluzzard	4
#108	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#27	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#105	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#305	Boris's key lime pie	2
#126	Boris's ring	11
#103	Boss Drops	2
#88	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#57	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#17	Bowlet	11
#59	Boxing Day Pass	2
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#34	Bram's choker	6
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#19	Breathitin™	1
#55	Bright Water	2
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#122	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#19	Bustle Hustler	11
#4	Buttery Boy	11
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#587	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#481	CRIMBCO scrip	510
#2423	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#142	CSA all-purpose soap	4
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#149	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#88	CSA obedience grenade	111
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#44	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#159	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#9	Cantelope	2
#8	Caramel	2
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#4	Champagne Shimmy	11
#45	Charity's choker	11
#15	Charleston Choo-Choo	11
#16	Ched	1
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#151	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#59	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#31	Chinese curse words	11
#42	Choco-Mint patty	11
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#88	Chori Zo trading card	2
#267	Chroner	164
#15	Chroner cross	1
#16	Chubby and Plump bar	78
#15	Churchill	6
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#736	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#48	Climate Colada	1
#60	Cloaca Cola Polar	112
#1574	Cloaca grenade	2
#1039	Cloaca-Cola	11
#619	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#231	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#204	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#22	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	111
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#136	Cold Hots candy	111
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#284	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#66	Comet Drop	1
#40	Comet Pop	11
#24	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	111
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#16	Cool Brunch Pastaco	3
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#177	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#465	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#112	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#22	Crazymaker	13
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#459	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#91	Crimbo Credit	148
#223	Crimbo Factory surprise box	11
#34	Crimbo candied pecan	1,111
#32	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#45	Crimbo crystal shards	7
#116	Crimbo dinner	2
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#73	Crimbo food scraps	111
#34	Crimbo fudge	1,111
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#29	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,111
#229	Crimbo pie	11
#325	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
🥉	Crimbo train emergency brake	1,911
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#56	Crimbojito	7
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#37	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	11
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	11
#43	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	11
#46	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#43	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	11
#45	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#59	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	11
#60	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	11
#241	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#47	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	11
#53	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
#235	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	11
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#75	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#47	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	11
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
#238	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#45	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	11
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1529	Crimboween memo	5
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#15	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	12
#85	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	111
#72	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#33	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#6	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	11
#77	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	211
#84	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#30	Crimbuccaneer shirt	19
#13	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	8
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
#1550	Crimbuck	152
#8	Crimbylow-rise jeans	3
#1735	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#17	Cycloney	1
#271	D roll	11
#175	DUFRESNE Suds	10
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#1362	Daffy Taffy	11
#45	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#42	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#37	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	2
#43	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#47	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#45	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#58	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	7
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#4	Dinsey tattoo kit	2
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#18	Disgeist	11
#24	Dish of Clarified Butter	11
#134	Divine	7
🥉	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4,111
#125	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	111
#10	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	111
#29	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	111
#18	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	211
#7	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	111
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#12	Doc's Smartifying Wine	11
#14	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#406	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#28	Doublepunchplanter	2
#331	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#202	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#15	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#22	Drip harness	1
#36	Driplet	1
#82	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#2735	Drowsy Sword	1
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#27	Drunken Astrophysicist	6
#12	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#80	Dump Truck	1
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#77	Duskwalker syringe	11
#205	Dust bunny	1
#46	Dweebisol™ inhaler	11
#813	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#545	Dyspepsi-Cola	111
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#201	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#191	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#251	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#185	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#45	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	11
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#100	Eau de Guaneau	6
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#164	Effermint™ tablets	11
#30	Egnaro berry	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#106	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#184	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#148	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#76	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#193	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#264	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#79	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#18	Electric Punch	1
#99	Elf Army machine parts	11
#35	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	111
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#91	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#73	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#189	Elf Guard MPC	211
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#52	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	4
#63	Elf Guard eyedrops	6
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#59	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#104	Elf Guard honor present	1
#12	Elf Guard hotpants	11
#12	Elf Guard insignia (private)	12
#23	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#44	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	5
#55	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#104	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#28	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#29	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#71	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#48	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#212	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#45	Enchanted Flyswatter	11
#124	Enchanted Plunger	1
#22	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#21	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#874	Ent cider	3
#18	Event Horizon	11
#113	Everlasting Deckswabber	5
#12	Every Day is Like This Sundae	11
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#25	Extrovermectin™	1
#28	Eye Agate	111
#21	Eye and a Twist	11
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#38	Fabiotion	1
#15	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	11
#30	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	11
#124	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#20	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	111
#36	Fettris	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#10	Firewater	11
#99	Fitspiration™ poster	11
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#18	Flag by the Foot™	1
#77	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#43	Flaming Mohobo	4
#50	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#13	Flan	1
#30	Flan in the Moon	1
#24	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#106	Flaskfull of Hollow	6
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#35	Flying Caipiranha	2
#30	Fog Murderer	11
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#369	Frat Army FGF	4
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#48	French bronilla brogurt	1
#6	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#49	Friendly Turkey	1
#23	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#168	Frogade	2
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#19	Frost™ brand sword	11
#530	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#53	Fu Manchu Wax	11
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#70	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#61	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#33	GOTO	111
#20	Gabarbar	1
#390	Gaia beads	4
#104	Game Grid ticket	111
#172	Game Grid token	9
#116	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#76	Gathered Meat-Clip	11
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#4	Gazelleton	2
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#65	Gearhead Goo	11
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#23	Gene Tonic: Beast	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Hippy	3
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#31	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#21	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#92	General Assembly Module	2
#252	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#90	Gets-You-Drunk	1
🥈	Ghiaccio Colada	11
#13	Ghosprey	1
#37	Ghost Dog Chow	11
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#27	Giant black monolith	1
#42	Gin Mint	6
#14	Glamare	1
#71	Glo-Pop	1
#7	Globmule	2
#18	Glum berry	11
#32	Gnollish autoplunger	11
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#41	Gnollish flyswatter	111
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#79	Gnollish pie tin	111
#24	Gnollish plunger	311
#11	Gnollish sangria	18
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#24	Gnomish sagngria	4
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#440	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#748	Go-Wassail	11
#40	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	11
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what items are this player missing?