Museum :: PixySnot

PixySnot

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#169	Better Than Cuddling Cake	13
#165	Bit O' Ectoplasm	15
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#85	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	155
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#3209	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	13
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
🥉	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	6
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#56	Gnollish casserole dish	19
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#85	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#945	Goodfella contract	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#443	Hell ramen	3
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#666	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	7
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#31	Knob Goblin learning pill	72
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#704	Knob Goblin pants	6
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#142	Knob Goblin seltzer	176
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#216	Knob pasty	2
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#425	Knoll mushroom	21
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
#309	LED block	4
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3900	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#628	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#199	M-242	89
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1075	Mad Train wine	21
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#372	Meleegra™ pills	25
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#1023	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	3
#55	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	6
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#781	Mohawk wig	3
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#45	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	21
🥈	Mountain Stream soda	125,754
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1177	Rock Pops	36
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#937	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1433	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	8
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#8	Tiki lighter	27
#493	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#1093	Trollhouse cookies	4
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#93	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	42
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#875	Warm Subject gift certificate	6
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1350	awful poetry journal	10
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#283	baseball	18
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#854	bat wing	3
#49	beach ball marble	1
#235	beach glass bead	20
#171	bean burrito	5
#282	beanbag chair	1
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#182	beer goggles	2
#672	beer helmet	1
#216	begpwnia	13
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#316	big boom	2
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1207	bit of clingfilm	2
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#84	black facepaint	6
#552	black forest ham	1
#408	black greaves	4
#325	black helmet	6
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#481	black pension check	3
#473	black pepper	2
#930	black pixel	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#634	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#548	black snowcone	4
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#570	black sword	2
#685	black-and-blue light	16
#689	blackberry	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#594	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#1653	blood flower	1
#81	blood of the Wereseal	17
#317	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#407	bloody mary	3
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#700	blue plasma ball	14
#655	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#296	blue snowcone	56
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#205	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#275	borg sock monkey	7
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#318	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#398	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#562	bottle of alcohol	2
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#406	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1171	bottle of gin	2
#2233	bottle of goofballs	9
#29	bottle of perfume	2
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#889	bottle of rum	18
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#603	bottle of tequila	24
#864	bottle of vodka	6
#1094	bottle of whiskey	6
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#125	bouquet of circular saw blades	11
#142	bow staff	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1053	box	1
#4118	box of sunshine	13
#230	box turtle	1
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#1102	boxed wine	3
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#174	brass stinger	3
#2052	brick	4
#436	brick of sand	1
#747	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#910	broken skull	5
#625	broken sword	1
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#517	brown sugar cane	3
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#740	bubbly potion	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#178	buckler buckle	2
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#873	bum cheek	3
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#475	bunch of square grapes	3
#289	buoybottoms	2
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#290	cactus fruit	6
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#55	can of Red Minotaur	102
#472	can of Swiller	2
#211	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#593	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2397	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1440	candied yams	5
#2743	candy cane	6
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#538	canopic jar	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#395	carbonated water lily	7
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#522	cardboard wakizashi	2
#173	carob brownies	1
#294	carob chunks	18
#585	casino pass	3
#901	cast	3
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#529	cat appendix	3
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#567	centipede eggs	2
#71	chain-mail monokini	2
#145	chaos butterfly	2,375
#737	cheap studded belt	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#768	chef's hat	4
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#65	cherry pie	21
#290	chewing gum on a string	42
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#70	chisel	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#109	chocolate box	1
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#32	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	50
#824	chopsticks	1
#653	chorizo taco	2
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#984	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#9	chunk of depleted Grimacite	493
#296	chunk of rock salt	7
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#680	cloudy potion	6
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3275	club necklace	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#423	cocktail napkin	5
#142	cocktail onion	11
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#182	cocoa eggshell fragment	494
#875	coconut shell	9
#351	coffin lid	3
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#163	cold hi mein	3
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#324	commemorative war stein	85
#651	communications windchimes	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#300	concentrated magicalness pill	6
#142	cool mushroom	18
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#123	copper ha'penny charrrm	77
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#389	corn holder	2
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#217	corpsebite	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1811	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#138	cracker	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#393	cream stout	4
#324	creamsicle	7
#142	crossbow string	2
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#321	cup of primitive beer	4
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#648	daisy	2
#259	dance card	7
#876	dark potion	2
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1357	defective skull	2
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#516	demon skin	11
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#217	denim axe	2
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#1264	dense meat stack	1
#84	deodorant	53
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#378	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#288	dire fudgesicle	4
#828	dirty hobo gloves	5
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1136	disco ball	10
#974	disco mask	12
#1024	disease	1
#408	disembodied brain	7
#485	disintegrating quill pen	8
#596	displaced fish	2
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1453	disturbing fanfic	7
#331	divine blowout	19
#340	divine can of silly string	19
#439	divine champagne flute	6
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#386	divine cracker	4
#339	divine noisemaker	18
#1640	doll house	1
#1312	dollhive	2
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#649	dried face	2
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#635	drum machine	2
#266	dry martini	1
#721	dry noodles	23
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Wow, that's 172,033 items total!

what items are this player missing?