Museum :: meh_64

meh_64_12

Rank	Item	Quantity
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#141	A. W. O. L. commendation	47
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#296	Amulet of Yendor	78
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#404	BGE merchandise order form	10
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#469	Boss Bat bling	7
#1045	Boss Bat britches	12
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#290	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	28
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1030	CRIMBCO scrip	55
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1017	Cloaca-Cola	12
#619	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#399	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#917	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#1123	Crimbo fudge	4
#1027	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#37	Crimbo wreath	11
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#772	Crimboween memo	14
#126	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#675	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#827	Daffy Taffy	32
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1038	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#253	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	39
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#373	Drowsy Sword	51
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola	305
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#573	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#378	FDKOL hotcakes	6
#419	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	16
#560	Feynman gate	17
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#84	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#27	Genalen™ Bottle	289
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#594	Go-Wassail	23
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
#1203	Instant Karma	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#121	Jocko Homo's head	11
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#318	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	29
#155	Knob Goblin firecracker	158
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#271	LED block	5
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#147	Lockenstock™ sandals	30
#520	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	52
#287	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	33
#1199	M-242	1
#338	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	25
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#52	PB&BP	3
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#146	SPF 451 lip balm	17
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#681	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#101	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	50
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#858	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	4
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#647	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1065	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#889	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#255	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3
#209	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	7
#238	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	4
#243	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#149	Twelve Night Energy	1
#112	Typical Tavern swill	108
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#430	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	26
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#192	Wand of Nagamar	31
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#340	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	15
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#189	antique hand mirror	31
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#456	antique record album	5
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#192	astronaut pants	46
#54	atomic vector plotter	79
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#303	awful poetry journal	464
#183	babycakes	1
#862	baconstone	9
#131	bad-ass club	1
#890	badass belt	60
#436	bag of airline peanuts	70
#215	bag of bones	7
#191	bag of lard	6
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#127	banana peel	43
#121	banana supersucker	5
#213	bananagate	33
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#1059	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#36	battered hubcap	26
#680	beach glass bead	1
#199	beavermouth	10
#583	beertini	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#76	belemnite candy mold	2
#424	belemnite fossil	10
#44	bewitching boots	1
#212	bi-lateral logic compressor	18
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#381	big boom	1
#474	big rock	1
#583	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#329	black candy heart	31
#54	black candygram	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#473	black pepper	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#201	blackberry	89
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#306	blind-packed capsule toy	14
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1653	blood flower	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#241	blue paisley oyster egg	13
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#878	blue snowcone	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#154	borg sock monkey	14
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#90	bottle of antifreeze	10
#373	bottle of bubbles	25
#804	bottle of goofballs	32
#93	bottle of pirate juice	8
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#298	bottle opener belt buckle	8
#186	boulder	11
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#6713	box of sunshine	2
#30	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#423	brick	91
#336	brick of sand	3
#525	brine	38
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#86	bubbly potion	222
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#360	buckyball	13
#155	bullet-proof corduroys	46
#510	bunch of bananas	6
#505	burst hellseal brain	7
#569	can of Binarrrca	16
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#84	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	8
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#162	can of spinach	12
#440	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	21
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#491	candied yams	19
#1795	candy cane	15
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#461	candy knuckles	5
#410	candy stake	14
#1539	canteen of wine	3
#254	capacitor relay	47
#102	carbon nanotube frame	134
#23	carbonated soy milk	358
#122	casino pass	33
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#166	cheap cigar butt	15
#448	cheap elven gloves	10
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#160	chintzy noodle ring	6
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#259	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#123	chunk of depleted Grimacite	87
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#83	cloudy potion	241
#365	clown hammer	82
#1154	club necklace	6
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#104	computronic processing unit	44
🥉	control crystal	1
#328	copper ha'penny charrrm	16
#137	corned-beef Reuben	21
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#379	corpsedriver	13
#1465	corpsetini	2
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#239	cream pie	4
#32	crystal Crimbo goblet	17
#172	crystallized memory	2
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#313	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#349	cursed voodoo skull	2
#85	cyborg doll	19
#191	cyborg stompin' boot	8
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#276	cymbal syrup	38
#76	dark potion	251
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#257	defective skull	94
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#380	dill	102
#328	disturbing fanfic	460
#408	dollhive	21
#159	donkey flipbook	5
#142	drab sonata	46
#181	dreadlock whip	10
#379	drop of water-37	5
#317	drywall axe	42
#489	dusty Crimbo crate	23
#133	dusty bottle of Marsala	163
#139	dusty bottle of Merlot	170
#153	dusty bottle of Muscat	154
#201	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	120
#148	dusty bottle of Port	170
#164	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	127
#792	easter egg balloon	31
#87	effervescent potion	229
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#1291	eggnog	9
#388	eldritch effluvium	1
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#70	eldritch essence	1
#92	eldritch extract	1
#73	eldritch rub	1
#225	elven cellocello	44
#378	elven socks	12
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#78	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	156
#494	empty agua de vida bottle	317
#289	encoder ring	67
#579	ennui-flavored potato chips	40
#110	evil golden arch	119
#354	evil golden arches	1
#726	evil googly eye	5
#452	evil teddy bear	30
#354	explosion-flavored chewing gum	82
#249	facsimile dictionary	42
#100	fake blood	11
#379	fake fake vomit	83
#321	fake hand	86
#712	fancy but probably evil chocolate	9
#377	fancy canapés	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#49	fancy dress ball	289
#464	fancy seashell necklace	3
#140	fat bottom quark	15
#1280	felt	6
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#425	figurine of a charred seal	7
#258	figurine of a cold seal	24
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#304	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#58	fire	102
#220	[2426]fire flower	5
#125	fire poi	38
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#85	fizzy potion	239
#408	flaming mushroom	6
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#103	floaty inverse geode	2
#275	floaty pebbles	2
#498	floaty sand	23
#47	floorboard cruft	43
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#593	fossilized limb	8
#250	fossilized serpent skull	3
#659	fossilized spike	2
#466	fossilized spine	2
#477	fossilized torso	7
#478	fossilized wing	5
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#178	frigid fudgepuck	22
#117	frost-rimed seal hide	4
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#479	frozen mushroom	4
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1675	fruitcake	7
#187	fudge bunny	3
#197	fudge cube	1
#143	fudge lily	46
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#107	fudge spork	3
#369	fudgecule	3,692
#69	fudgecycle	3
#195	furry green turtle	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#57	gas balloon	262
#32	gauze shorts	8
#98	gearbox necklace	8
#479	ghost cucumber	94
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#213	giant discarded bottlecap	24
#500	giant discarded plastic fork	20
#302	giant discarded torn-up glove	15
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#293	giant foam finger	7
#300	giant pinky ring	54
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#181	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#1225	gingerbread bugbear	15
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#110	gingerbread house	5
#537	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#44	goblin autoblowgun	12
#70	goblin hunting spear	8
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#131	golden ring	137
#2658	googly eye	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#96	grave robbing shovel	26
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#419	green gummi ingot	68
#66	green smoke bomb	43
#842	green snowcone	1
#130	gremlin juice	25
#234	grilled mooseflank	3
#1716	grue egg	14
#110	gummi ammonite	2
#106	gummi belemnite	2
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#339	gyroscope	9
#118	half-rotten brain	8
#1648	hamethyst	3
#60	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
#811	handful of confetti	52
#127	handful of numbers	3
#217	handful of nuts and berries	11
#229	handful of pine needles	27
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#926	heart necklace	8
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#685	heart-shaped balloon	5
#394	herbal stuffing	20
#265	herringcello	39
#363	hideous egg	8
#506	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	5
#110	hot pink lipstick	10
#365	hyperbolic plasma focuser	10
#662	iGoogly	24
#473	immense cyborg hand	8
#335	incredibly creepy marionette	10
#421	invisible bag	2
#523	ion grid	22
#270	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	13
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#161	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#324	jazz soap	92
#627	jerky coins	23
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#312	joybuzzer	96
#262	keg shield	10
#222	kick-ass kicks	11
#211	kickback cookbook	3
#150	killer rag doll	18
#132	killing feather	133
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#152	kumquartz	44
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#213	laser-broiled pear	36
#1000	lavender candy heart	2
#164	lavender plastic oyster egg	20
#102	leaflet	17
#201	leather bookmark	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#406	licorice root	8
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#119	lime supersucker	5
#510	live wire	2
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#67	logic synthesizer	202
#469	lollipop stick	75
#60	longhaired hippy wig	10
#569	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#215	lucky rabbit's foot	27
#51	lump of coal	19
#85	lump of diamond	62
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#175	lupine sword	6
#173	mad scientist's sock monkey	18
#1690	mafia aria	3
#149	magic lamp	6
#392	magical ice cube with a fly in it	77
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#120	marionette collective	7
#460	marshmallow	25
#98	marshmallow flambé	5
#180	massive sitar	1
#312	mauve striped oyster egg	12
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#82	milky potion	247
#205	mime army wine	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#144	missing wine	1
#36	molten medallion	1
#716	monomolecular yo-yo	58
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#230	mood ring	51
#190	mooseflank	10
#1340	motivational poster	1
#200	mummy costume	37
#218	mummy mask	1
#72	murky potion	270
#246	mushroom fermenting solution	30
#303	mylar scout drone	16
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#350	nanite-infested eggnog	13
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#385	nanofiber cloth	14
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#180	night-vision goggles	8
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#325	obsidian dagger	49
#924	off-white plastic oyster egg	5
#61	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	34
#425	off-white striped oyster egg	7
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#230	orange candygram	2
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#47	orange peel hat	10
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#83	oversized fish scaler	27
#700	oyster basket	5
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#183	pack of KWE trading card	15
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#82	pat-a-cake pendant	14
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#126	pig-iron helm	2
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#74	pixellated moneybag	24
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#175	pork elf goodies sack	44
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#90	reverse-oscillating klystron	56
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#376	ring of conflict	1
#709	roasted marshmallow	25
#143	roboduck-on-a-string	10
#1028	robotronic egg	26
#659	[2108]rock	6
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#490	roll of toilet paper	172
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#935	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	8
#558	rubber axe	1
#419	rubber emo roe	78
#139	rusty bonesaw	5
#319	rusty metal ring	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#623	salty slug	1
#80	sausage bomb	30
#133	sawblade fragment	148
#281	sawblade shield	11
#350	scroll of pasta summoning	40
#234	seal-brain elixir	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#282	serpentine sword	2
#96	servomechanical torsion facilitator	50
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#134	shimmering tendrils	5
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#107	shiny hood ornament	12
#482	shiny ring	53
#758	shredded hellseal hide	1
#309	shrinking powder	1
#52	silent beret	1
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#185	sinister altar fragment	2
#318	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	3
#64	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	4
#167	sizzling seal fat	1
#593	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#241	sleeve deuce	1
#85	slime convention swag bag	9
#812	slow jam collection	4
#158	small leather glove	7
#138	smart watch	1
#85	smoky potion	239
#540	snake	10
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#154	snarling wolf shield	6
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#569	solid gold bowling ball	31
#317	soy cordial	2
#116	soyburger juice	2
#1175	spade necklace	6
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#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
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#633	spectre scepter	52
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#261	spooky bark	66
#458	spooky bicycle chain	5
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#106	spooky felt	83
#305	spooky hockey mask	5
#69	spooky length of string	149
#231	spooky sap	47
#117	spooky stuffing	61
#760	spooky toy wheel	6
#328	spooky wooden block	23
#682	spork	1
#671	squirming egg sac	8
#194	steamy ruby	7
#469	stick	5
#96	stick-on-a-string	41
#160	stinky mushroom	15
#170	stone frisbee	24
#375	strange cube	3
#113	strawberry supersucker	5
#172	strawberyl	43
#141	stringy sinew	68
#878	stuffed Cheshire bitten	53
#949	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	50
#45	stuffed alien blob	130
#928	stuffed angry cow	52
#1004	stuffed astral badger	50
#1361	stuffed baby gravy fairy	38
#1084	stuffed cocoabo	44
#1131	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	45
#1229	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	42
#1416	stuffed gray blob	9
#1116	stuffed hand turkey	45
#1214	stuffed mind flayer	43
#1044	stuffed scary death orb	48
#1019	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	49
#1269	stuffed snowy owl	39
#1463	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	36
#1299	stuffed spooky mushroom	6
#1411	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	36
#1090	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	46
#315	stuffed yo-yo	2
#779	stuffing	11
#417	sturdy Crimbo crate	39
#105	sub-molecular interocitor	44
#53	sucker bucket	3
#54	sucker hakama	3
#50	sucker kabuto	3
#93	sucker scaffold	114
#53	sucker tachi	3
#113	sun-dried tofu	2
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#246	superheated fudge	17
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#81	swirly potion	257
#259	synthetic stuffing	47
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#549	teddy borg	16
#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#163	terrible poem	8
#208	theoretical string	113
#33	thistle wine	210
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#785	throwing wrench	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#141	time sword	1
#174	tin star	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#206	tiny ninja sword	5
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#523	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
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#264	tofurkey gravy	31
#334	tofurkey leg	25
#227	tomato daiquiri	7
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#61	tooth	64
#74	toothsome rock	110
#901	top	5
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#223	tourmalime	32
#453	towel	21
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#214	toy crazy train	47
#175	toy deathbot	7
#314	toy hoverpad	54
#574	toy jet pack	13
#203	toy maglev monorail	7
#127	toy mercenary	56
#244	toy ray gun	43
#99	toy space helmet	90
#61	transdermal smoke patch	7
#198	tree-eating kite	188
#202	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#617	tropical orchid	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#497	true grit	1
#105	tube sock	5
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#726	twitching claw	7
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#813	unstable DNA	55
#124	unstable laser battery	134
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#212	unusual disco ball	10
#1445	useless powder	10
#252	valuable trinket	351
#106	vampire collar	22
#212	vampire duck-on-a-string	57
#764	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	10
#50	very fancy whiskey	3
#225	very overdue library book	1
#137	vibrating cyborg knife	21
#390	vinegar	103
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#465	vodka martini	1
#899	wad of cotton	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#406	war tongs	2
#106	warbear badge	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#83	water pipe bomb	1,171
#78	wheel	40
#112	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#125	white tulip	1
#476	whoopie cushion	69
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#458	wind-up chattering teeth	70
#537	wind-up meatcar	13
#687	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	22
#390	witch hat	2
#182	wolfman mask	47
#744	wooden block	3
#332	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#65	wreath of laurels	9
#292	wrench bracelet	12
#25	wumpus hair	67
#361	x-ray specs	62
#1184	yellow candy heart	2
#399	yellow candygram	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#423	yellow gummi ingot	67
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#414	yellow snowcone	84
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#32	yo	216
#2364	yo-yo	1
#70	yule pup	2
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 25,955 items total!

what items are this player missing?