| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #23 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 15 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #282 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #355 | BURT | 67 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #91 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| #30 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 146 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #30 | Bjorn's Hammer | 11 |
| #107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #478 | Chroner | 10 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #72 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #136 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 13 |
| #43 | Disco Banjo | 12 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #286 | Drowsy Sword | 68 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #135 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 14 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,432 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #143 | FunFunds™ | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #581 | Goodfella contract | 22 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #35 | Green Clover of Justice | 35 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #176 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #101 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 13 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #99 | Lederhosen of the Night | 13 |
| #296 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 7 |
| #126 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 162 |
| #838 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #39 | Mace of the Tortoise | 13 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #16 | Mer-kin darkbook | 7 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #114 | Microplushie: Bropane | 113 |
| #74 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 51 |
| #127 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 43 |
| #136 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 20 |
| #123 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 84 |
| #119 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 123 |
| #113 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 12 |
| #97 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 71 |
| #98 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 156 |
| #125 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 70 |
| #108 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 105 |
| #26 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 6 |
| #227 | Mr. Haggis | 2 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #510 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 11 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #9 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 16 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #77 | Rock and Roll Legend | 28 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #6 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 7 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 7 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 7 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 17 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #22 | UV monocular | 5 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #208 | Yakisoba's hat | 7 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #207 | badass belt | 160 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #18 | barrel-aged eggnog | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #73 | batskin belt | 20 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #62 | bejeweled cufflinks | 60 |
| #39 | bellhop's hat | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #189 | bit of clingfilm | 21 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #24 | bugbear detector | 4 |
| #100 | bunny liver | 92 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #22 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #9 | clingfilm cap | 2 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #53 | designer handbag | 34 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #494 | donated booze | 2 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #8 | dreadful glove | 2 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #200 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,031 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #60 | fancy opera glasses | 61 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #288 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #173 | figurine of a cold seal | 36 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #121 | figurine of a slippery seal | 15 |
| #82 | figurine of a stinking seal | 26 |
| #102 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 12 |
| #111 | figurine of an ancient seal | 9 |
| #712 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #40 | frost-rimed seal hide | 17 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #218 | fuzzy earmuffs | 13 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #76 | garish pinky ring | 52 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #57 | giant designer sunglasses | 65 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #107 | gift-a-pult | 4 |
| #12 | gilded trumpet | 2 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #623 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #7 | grubby wool gloves | 2 |
| #6 | grubby wool hat | 2 |
| #7 | grubby wool scarf | 2 |
| #7 | grubby wool trousers | 2 |
| #535 | handful of confetti | 75 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #171 | heart of the volcano | 40 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #699 | hobo nickel | 200 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #50 | memory of a C | 23 |
| #48 | memory of a G | 29 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #42 | memory of a T | 29 |
| #39 | memory of an A | 28 |
| #46 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 46 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #232 | obsidian dagger | 59 |
| #16 | odd silver coin | 20 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #130 | old sweatpants | 529 |
| #193 | ornate picture frame | 9 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #492 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #20 | quantum of familiar | 17 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #240 | red class ring | 53 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #186 | sawblade shield | 19 |
| #37 | scintillating powder | 4 |
| #32 | scrap of shadow | 13 |
| #17 | seal lube | 28 |
| #45 | seal-blubber candle | 110 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #271 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #37 | sizzling seal fat | 14 |
| #47 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #75 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 24 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #159 | spectre scepter | 163 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #260 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #151 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #65 | stainless steel suspenders | 32 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #40 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 460 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #54 | stuffed Meat | 441 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #28 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 263 |
| #984 | stuffed key | 46 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #28 | stuffed martini | 262 |
| #45 | stuffed mink | 494 |
| #38 | stuffed monocle | 504 |
| #44 | stuffed teddy butler | 455 |
| #45 | stuffed tin of caviar | 478 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1238 | useless powder | 20 |
| #277 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 36 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #79 | water-polo cap | 4 |
| #32 | water-polo mitt | 4 |
| #366 | white balloon | 10 |
| #246 | white class ring | 38 |
| #418 | white satin pants | 6 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #569 | white sword | 4 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #211 | wrench bracelet | 17 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #318 | wumpus hair | 4 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |