| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstockโข sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #878 | Pokรซmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #589 | Pokรซmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokรซmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokรซmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #774 | Pokรซmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #897 | Pokรซmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokรซmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #297 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyลซ | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambรฉ | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #87 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #92 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #106 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #130 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1049 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
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| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
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| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
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| #1062 | spices | 1 |
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| #77 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #1066 | spring | 1 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
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| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
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| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
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| #498 | true grit | 1 |
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| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
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| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |