qwertymonkey

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#754Crimbo pie1
#228Elfin shortbread4
#337Gaia beads6
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#245Jarlsberg's key lime pie3
#281Lockenstock™ sandals8
#456PADL Phone6
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#972Trollhouse cookies7
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#455ancient Magi-Wipes7
#299ancient protein powder13
#155ancient spice21
#167antique bottle of cough syrup4
#887antique greaves1
#282antique hand mirror12
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#773antique spear2
#592beer bomb15
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#286big boom3
#383black forest cake6
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#1032broken skull3
#393bronzed locust3
#469bullet-proof corduroys3
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#403chloroform rag4
#283chunk of depleted Grimacite39
#883commemorative war stein1
#285communications windchimes24
#284cream pie3
#618depantsing bomb1
#435didgeridooka4
#587distressed denim pants1
#374dreadlock whip1
#541energy drink IV1
#389fancy seashell necklace6
#416filthy poultice4
#327fire poi5
#1610flashing novelty button1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#437furniture dolly2
#470gas balloon6
#367gauze garter13
#78giant driftwood sculpture2
#564giant foam finger1
#402green smoke bomb2
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#5199handful of confetti1
#360hippy protest button6
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#100lemon meringue pie20
#180massive sitar1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#191pear tart1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#348reinforced beaded headband9
#297round green sunglasses2
#316round purple sunglasses13
#262shiny hood ornament3
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#408tequila grenade7
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#181tomb ratchet5
#357tube of dread wax7
#511war tongs1
#536water pipe bomb34
#500white chocolate chip cookies4
#287wicker shield9
#439yellow glowstick3

Wow, that's 427 items total!

what items are this player missing?