crystal_ingram

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#114Überraschthexengebräu1
#6"DEBBIE" tattoo kit1
#236"DRINK ME" potion101
#115"KICK ME" sign1
#11"honey" dipper5
#397'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign4
#1391,970 carat gold1
#3111-ball17
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#4931337 7r0uZ0RZ11
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
#2612-ball20
#7825-meat staff2
#4093-ball11
#23730669 scroll43
#42433398 scroll38
#162334 scroll41
#6937x37x37 puzzle cube88
#2864-ball19
#664-d camera5
#1164-dimensional fez1
#1494-dimensional guitar15
#484:20 bomb8
#1015-Alarm Saucepan4
#3265-ball15
#1425-hour acrimony1
#2816-ball19
#19064067 scroll2
#94668 scroll16
#5007-Foot Dwarven mattock4
#3037-ball18
#507-inch discus1
#4108-ball65
#648-billed baseball cap1
#798-bit banana1
#6269-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
#112A muse-bouche1
#95ASCII fu manchu2
#468ASCII shirt3
#87Abyssal ember1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#36Aerheads1
#71Affirmation Cookie1
#70Afternoon Delight2
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#73Aggressive Carrot5
#56Agitated Turkey1
#29Aldebaran sardines1
#208Alewife™ Ale4
#58Alice's Army Alchemist28
#30Alice's Army Bowman30
#29Alice's Army Cleric32
#36Alice's Army Coward22
#86Alice's Army Dervish3
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#36Alice's Army Foil Page2
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#67Alice's Army Guard24
#54Alice's Army Halberder31
#35Alice's Army Hammerman25
#33Alice's Army Horseman26
#30Alice's Army Lanceman32
#58Alice's Army Mad Bomber28
#106Alice's Army Martyr2
#67Alice's Army Ninja25
#67Alice's Army Nurse26
#47Alice's Army Page40
#45Alice's Army Shieldmaiden39
#88Alice's Army Sniper3
#64Alice's Army Spearsman23
#57Alice's Army Swordsman31
#68Alice's Army Wallman24
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#89Ambitious Turkey5
#45Amnesiac Ale1
#1339Amulet of Yendor2
#472Angry Farmer candy184
#214Angry Farmer's Wife Candy5
#103Ankh of Badahnkadh4
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#27Artist's Butterknife of Regret10
#26Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness10
#39Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury6
#27Artist's Spatula of Despair9
#15Artist's Whisk of Misery12
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#437Atomic Comic1
#140Atomic Pop4
#49Aura Libre2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#30Aye Aye4
#55Aye Aye, Captain1
#40Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth3
#190BACON1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#1405BGE shotglass2
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#67BGE tiny plastic toy11
#128BOOterfinger1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#28BRICKO airship1
#47BRICKO bat1
#78BRICKO brick5,944
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#46BRICKO elephant1
#137BRICKO eye brick521
#69BRICKO hat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#63BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#38BRICKO python1
#105BRICKO reactor1
#86BRICKO stud4
#61BRICKO sword1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#56BROS Energy Drink6
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#86Barulio's bottle5
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#112Bash-Ōs cereal7
#49Battlie Light Saver43
#186Beach Buck1
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#57Beignet Milgranet4
#183Ben-Gal™ Balm6
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#120Big Punk1
#246Bit O' Ectoplasm10
#70Bit O' Quail Spleen1
#227BitterSweetTarts1
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#57Black Hole1
#240Black No. 229
#479Blackfly Chardonnay4
#389Blatantly Canadian5
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#528Blood Light2
#52Bloody Nora1
#173Blue Diamond of Honesty3
#188Bohemian rhapsody2
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#36Bonestabber1
#56Boozehounds Anonymous token18
#38Bordeaux Marteaux7
#232Boris's key lime1
#309Boris's key lime pie2
#924Boris's ring1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#84Boss Drops4
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#41Bram's choker4
#30Breakfast Blast wine cooler10
#9Bright Water22
#336Brimstone Chicken Sandwich22
#65Bugbearclaw Donut1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#126Burt's blessing of Bacchus1
#64Buttery Knob1
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#246C.H.U.M. chum2
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#155CSA bravery badge3
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#225CSA discount card1
#161CSA obedience grenade6
#130CSA scoutmaster's "water"28
#45Caipiranha1
#45Cajun accordion1
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#83Candicaine1
#51Candy Alexander2
#46Cement Mixer2
#46Centauri fish wine1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#49Cerebral Culottes3
#60Chakra Libre1
#100Charity's choker1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#265Cherry Cloaca Cola4
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#48Chinese curse words6
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#572Chroner1
#36Churchill1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#55Citrus Crush wine cooler4
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#33Claybender glasses27
#48Climate Colada1
#102Cloaca Cola Polar19
#1578Cloaca grenade2
#1265Cloaca-Cola5
#201Cloaca-Cola c-rations18
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#124Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau7
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#172Coinspiracy1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#166Cold Hots candy81
#63Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce14
#94Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket14
#66Comet Drop1
#103Comet Pop1
#122Connery's Elixir of Audacity7
#116Cookbook of the Damned4
#21Cool Brunch Pastaco2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#67Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket22
#689Corpse Island iced tea7
#39Crazymaker6
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#561Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#539Crimbo candied pecan19
#446Crimbo fudge25
#74Crimbo paste1
#455Crimbo peppermint bark23
#30Crimbo pie276
#327Crimbo salad4
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#67Crimbojito5
#307Crimbonium fuel rod2
#190Crimbot schematic: Crab Core2
#2022Crimboween memo2
#1998Crimbuck40
#802Crown of the Goblin King31
#49Cursed Punch4
#326D roll2
#288DNOTC Box1
#263Daffy Taffy121
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#56Dark & Starry1
#71Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe3
#20Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce3
#105Diet Cloaca Cola13
#108Disco Banjo5
#130Divine8
#145Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment31
#148Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir97
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#93Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm20
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#118Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#52Drac & Tan3
#396Dramatic™ range2
#289Dreadsylvanian Almanac page1
#25Drizzlers™ Black Licorice18
#472Drowsy Sword40
#52Drunken Astrophysicist2
#38Drunken Neurologist2
#32Drunken Philosopher3
#35Dump Truck6
#47Duskwalker fangs14
#36Duskwalker syringe56
#205Dust bunny1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#953Dyspepsi-Cola46
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#770Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues3
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#574Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack3
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#174Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen4
#92Earring of Fire1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#27Earth, Wind and Firewater9
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#75Effermint™ tablets64
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#221El Vibrato power sphere5
#160El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#224El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)2
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#197El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#287Elf Farm Raffle ticket10
#228Elfin shortbread4
#87Elizabeth's Dollie1
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#105Elmley shades11
#170Elvish delight1
#60Enchanted Flyswatter8
#60Enchanted Plunger6
#636Ent cider8
#37Event Horizon4
#159Everlasting Deckswabber2
#50Every Day is Like This Sundae1
#25Extra-slimy Slimosa4
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#45Falcon™ Maltese Liquor1
#78Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium2
#23Fantasma en la Máquina138
#36Fauna Libre3
#40Feliz Navidad1
#631Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots6
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#38Fettris1
#1688Feynman gate1
#41Firewater2
#90Fitspiration™ poster16
#51Flamin' Whatshisname11
#64Flaming Caipiranha1
#28Flaming Knob7
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#37Flaming Sazerorc4
#31Flan in the Moon1
#128Flaskfull of Hollow1
#52Flying Caipiranha1
#82Fog Murderer1
#47Frankly Mr. Shank1
#78Frat Army FGF100
#27French bronilla brogurt3
#250Friendliness Beverage5
#50Friendly Turkey1
#46Frigid Northern Beans3
#77Frogade10
#32Fromage Pinotage7
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#116Fu Manchu Wax2
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#47Fun-Guy spore9
#167FunFunds™1
#42Fuzzy Tentacle2
#112GOTO6
#119Gaia beads41
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#211Game Grid ticket10
#149Game Grid token13
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#99Gearhead Goo5
#161Genalen™ Bottle19
#29Gene Tonic: Beast1
#25Gene Tonic: Constellation1
#23Gene Tonic: Construct1
#20Gene Tonic: Demon1
#32Gene Tonic: Dude1
#23Gene Tonic: Elemental1
#20Gene Tonic: Elf1
#27Gene Tonic: Fish1
#20Gene Tonic: Goblin1
#20Gene Tonic: Hippy1
#19Gene Tonic: Hobo1
#24Gene Tonic: Horror1
#22Gene Tonic: Humanoid1
#16Gene Tonic: Insect1
#15Gene Tonic: Mer-kin1
#16Gene Tonic: Orc1
#33Gene Tonic: Penguin1
#19Gene Tonic: Pirate2
#25Gene Tonic: Plant1
#19Gene Tonic: Slime1
#23Gene Tonic: Undead1
#26Gene Tonic: Weird1
#67General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket21
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#55Ghost Dog Chow2
#57Gin Mint3
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#82Gnollish Crossdress5
#103Gnollish autoplunger2
#98Gnollish casserole dish10
#202Gnollish flyswatter15
#409Gnollish pie server3
#329Gnollish pie tin10
#179Gnollish plunger16
#52Gnollish sangria1
#370Gnollish slotted spoon4
#395Gnollish toolbox8
#9Gnomish sagngria24
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#884Go-Wassail5
#77Gold Velvet™ whiskey2
#53Golden Light1
#32Golden Mean3
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#448Goodfella contract48
#111Gordon Bennett7
#43Grasshopper2
#170Grateful Undead T-shirt3
#108Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#68Great Older Fashioned1
#52Greek fire1
#27Green Burlap5
#165Green Clover of Justice11
#16Green Giant13
#60Green Manalishi48
#51Green Muslin1
#59Green Velvet1
#200Gummi-DNA5
#288Gummi-Gnauga10
#125Gummy Brains2
#60Hairpiece On Fire1
#42Half a Purse1
#52Hand in Glove1
#41Hand that Rocks the Ladle1
#43Handsome Devil1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#89Hatorade3
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#121Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance6
#48Haymaker1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#29Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans2
#72Hell broth6
#443Hell ramen3
#40Hellfire Spicy Beans5
#35Herring Daiquiri2
#46Herring Wallbanger1
#40Herringtini2
#40Highest Bitter1
#10Himalayan Hidalgo sauce54
#98Hippy Army MPE134
#74Holiday Fun!10
#49Hollandaise helmet441
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#77How to Play Othello7
#59Humanitini2
#89Hundred Headed IPA1
#79Ice Island Long Tea1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#97Iceberglar scarf3
#83Iiti Kitty Gumdrop65
#114Iiti Kitty phone charm42
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#466Imp Ale338
#156Inner Strength3
#316Inner Truth1
#377Instant Karma18
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#62Irish Coffee, English Heart1
#1115Iron Beta of Industry3
#68Jack-O-Lantern beer6
#450Jack-in-the-box13
#61Jackhammer1
#57Jacob's rung4
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#302Jarlsberg's key lime pie2
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#55Jefferson wings9
#42Jerks' Health™ Magazine1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#202Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet11
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#42Jungle Juice1
#70Junk-Bond2
#79Kashmir sweater1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#54Knob Goblin Mutagen56
#140Knob Goblin Uberpants4
#131Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar4
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#714Knob Goblin elite pants3
#624Knob Goblin elite polearm4
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#166Knob Goblin firecracker147
#376Knob Goblin harem pants10
#390Knob Goblin harem veil9
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#356Knob Goblin love potion33
#127Knob Goblin lunchbox13
#194Knob Goblin melon baller14
#156Knob Goblin nasal spray3
#103Knob Goblin pants157
#300Knob Goblin perfume10
#195Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray7
#100Knob Goblin scimitar167
#348Knob Goblin seltzer38
#131Knob Goblin sharpening spray1
#333Knob Goblin spatula20
#485Knob Goblin steroids12
#98Knob Goblin stink bomb5
#333Knob Goblin superseltzer15
#99Knob Goblin tongs188
#295Knob Goblin visor21
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#60Knob jelly donut5
#130Knob lo mein2
#398Knob mushroom13
#128Knob nuts6
#162Knob pasty3
#313Knob sausage13
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#89Knob shroomkabob2
#32Knob stir-fry16
#193Knob stroganoff1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#85Knoll lo mein2
#260Knoll mushroom46
#161Knoll shroomkabob10
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#101KoL Con 13 T-shirt11
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#489L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1
#669LED block1
#20La Fantasma y La Oscuridad145
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#24Lemonade-2351
#87Leonard's glasses3
#26License To Kill2
#99Lockenstock™ sandals61
#56Locust1
#57Lollipop Drop1
#38London frog1
#646Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet42
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#36Louder Than Bomb1
#93Loudmouth Larry Lamprey649
#299Lucky Surprise Egg18
#45Lumineux Limnio5
#899M-2424
#216MSG1
#138Mace of the Tortoise4
#462Mad Train wine211
#120Mae West11
#155Mae West with a fly in it2
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#295Manetwich2
#56Mariner's Friend cough drops19
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#97Mark V Steam-Hat2
#103Mark of the Bugbear2
#125Mark of the Ghost1
#108Mark of the Skeleton2
#100Mark of the Vampire2
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#96Mark of the Zombie2
#444Marquis de Poivre soda2
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#55Maxwell's Silver Hammer75
#60McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade92
#194McMillicancuddy's Special Lager20
#45Meat Tenderizer is Murder1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#148Meat maid body1
#46Meat-inflating powder5
#264Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs25
#288Meleegra™ pills35
#69Mer-kin begsign1
#83Mer-kin breastplate2
#67Mer-kin bunwig1
#79Mer-kin cancerstick1
#71Mer-kin cooljuice1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#68Mer-kin dragbelt1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#55Mer-kin eyeglasses1
#113Mer-kin fastjuice3
#56Mer-kin finpaddle1
#56Mer-kin fitbrine4
#79Mer-kin foodbucket12
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#58Mer-kin gutgirdle1
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#163Mer-kin healscroll2
#79Mer-kin hidepaint5
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#83Mer-kin lipstick1
#57Mer-kin mouthsoap1
#32Mer-kin paste2
#81Mer-kin pinkslip2
#148Mer-kin prayerbeads2
#91Mer-kin pressureglobe2
#57Mer-kin ragejuice4
#9Mer-kin rocksalt12
#63Mer-kin roundshield4
#15Mer-kin saltmint30
#49Mer-kin saltsquid2
#54Mer-kin sawdust1
#69Mer-kin sneakmask4
#44Mer-kin stopwatch2
#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#80Mer-kin takebag8
#22Mer-kin thighguard2
#60Mer-kin thingpouch22
#60Mer-kin weaksauce6
#60Mer-kin worktea1
#356Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#40Meteorite-Ade12
#536Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler6
#273Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub232
#221Microplushie: Bropane62
#226Microplushie: Dorkonide18
#171Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid34
#154Microplushie: Fauxnerditide18
#213Microplushie: Gothochondria49
#193Microplushie: Hippylase77
#294Microplushie: Hipsterine4
#178Microplushie: Hobomosome40
#180Microplushie: Otakulone90
#155Microplushie: Raverdrine57
#186Microplushie: Sororitrate62
#71Milk Studs209
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#250Miniborg laser2
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#43Mint Yulep5
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#43Miserable Pie1
#106Missing Eye Simulation Device3
#188Misty Cape9
#236Misty Cloak5
#159Misty Robe13
#33Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas2
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#146Mohawk wig93
#43Mohobo2
#107Mon Tiki18
#77Monstar energy beverage178
#72Moon Pie1
#120Moonds1
#67Moonshine Mohobo1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#89Morbidda trading card2
#35More Humanitini than Humanitini3
#49Morlock's Mark Bourbon3
#59Mornington crescent roll26
#67Mortimer's nostrum5
#81Morto Moreto2
#43Mountain Stream Code Black Alert26
#95Mountain Stream soda649
#171Mr. Balloon1
#79Mr. Haggis53
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#471Mr. Mediocrebar114
#90Mt. McLargeHuge oyster2
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#77Murderer's Punch1
#50Muschat4
#182Mylar balloon1
#51Mysterious Island iced tea1
#102ND2
#185NG7
#192Nardz energy beverage3
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#132Necbro wafers1
#165Necrotelicomnicon4
#52Neuromancer26
#54New Age healing crystal61
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#335New Zealand iced tea3
#39Newark1
#158Newbiesport™ tent30
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
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#182Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I7
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#73wind-up vampire teeth5
#629windchimes4
#192wine spritzer5
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#94wings of fire1
#341wintergreen-flavored potato chips118
#615witch hat1
#69witch wart2
#72witch's bread1
#267witty rapier12
#33woim1
#29woimbook1
#106wok lobster1
#255wolf mask129
#1027wolfman mask1
#38wonderwall shield56
#43wood screw16
#365wooden axe1
#528wooden block5
#143wooden figurine2
#102wooden salad bowl1
#22wooden spoon1
#533wooden stakes3
#180wool hat11
#46wool sock1
#36wooly loincloth1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#17world's smallest violin187
#260worn tophat6
#74worst candy1
#100worthless gewgaw137
#91worthless knick-knack202
#103worthless trinket116
#255woven baling wire bracelets4
#230wreath of laurels3
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#844wrench bracelet2
#95wriggling severed nose1
#94wriggling worm15
#35wristwatch of the white knight2
#162wussiness potion115
#222x-ray specs99
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#176yak anorak1
#355yak skin1
#80yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#181yam candy1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#71yellow brick road20
#623yellow candy heart27
#142yellow drunki-bear3
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#63yellow matter custard2
#133yellow paisley oyster egg17
#90yellow pixel2
#32yellow pixel potion1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#353yellow polka-dot oyster egg6
#286yellow snowcone113
#317yellow striped oyster egg8
#608yeti fur123
#2204yo1
#1010yo-yo19
#378yohohoyo4
#201yummy death watch beetle1
#86zmobie7
#67zombie1
#93zombie hollandaise14

Wow, that's 493,827 items total!

what items are this player missing?