Museum :: crystal

crystal_ingram

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#236	"DRINK ME" potion	101
#114	"KICK ME" sign	1
#11	"honey" dipper	5
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#311	1-ball	17
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#261	2-ball	20
#78	25-meat staff	2
#409	3-ball	11
#237	30669 scroll	43
#424	33398 scroll	38
#162	334 scroll	41
#69	37x37x37 puzzle cube	88
#286	4-ball	19
#66	4-d camera	5
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#48	4:20 bomb	8
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#326	5-ball	15
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#281	6-ball	19
#190	64067 scroll	2
#94	668 scroll	16
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#303	7-ball	18
#50	7-inch discus	1
#410	8-ball	65
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#95	ASCII fu manchu	2
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#72	Aggressive Carrot	5
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#206	Alewife™ Ale	4
#58	Alice's Army Alchemist	28
#30	Alice's Army Bowman	30
#29	Alice's Army Cleric	32
#36	Alice's Army Coward	22
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#68	Alice's Army Guard	24
#54	Alice's Army Halberder	31
#35	Alice's Army Hammerman	25
#33	Alice's Army Horseman	26
#30	Alice's Army Lanceman	32
#58	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	28
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#67	Alice's Army Ninja	25
#67	Alice's Army Nurse	26
#47	Alice's Army Page	40
#45	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	39
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#65	Alice's Army Spearsman	23
#57	Alice's Army Swordsman	31
#68	Alice's Army Wallman	24
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#89	Ambitious Turkey	5
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1339	Amulet of Yendor	2
#472	Angry Farmer candy	184
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	10
#26	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	10
#39	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
#27	Artist's Spatula of Despair	9
#15	Artist's Whisk of Misery	12
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#30	Aye Aye	4
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#78	BRICKO brick	5,944
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#137	BRICKO eye brick	521
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#86	BRICKO stud	4
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#56	BROS Energy Drink	6
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2354	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#86	Barulio's bottle	5
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#111	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#49	Battlie Light Saver	43
#185	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#57	Beignet Milgranet	4
#183	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#882	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#119	Big Punk	1
#246	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#69	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#240	Black No. 2	29
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#528	Blood Light	2
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#174	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#56	Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
#38	Bordeaux Marteaux	7
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#84	Boss Drops	4
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#41	Bram's choker	4
#30	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	10
#9	Bright Water	22
#336	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	22
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#155	CSA bravery badge	3
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#161	CSA obedience grenade	6
#130	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	28
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#50	Candy Alexander	2
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#193	Cheer-Up soda	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#48	Chinese curse words	6
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#36	Churchill	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#55	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#33	Claybender glasses	27
#48	Climate Colada	1
#102	Cloaca Cola Polar	19
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#201	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#124	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#166	Cold Hots candy	81
#63	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	14
#94	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	14
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#122	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	7
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#67	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	22
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#38	Crazymaker	6
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#562	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#539	Crimbo candied pecan	19
#445	Crimbo fudge	25
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#454	Crimbo peppermint bark	23
#30	Crimbo pie	276
#327	Crimbo salad	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#67	Crimbojito	5
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#2000	Crimbuck	40
#802	Crown of the Goblin King	31
#49	Cursed Punch	4
#326	D roll	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#263	Daffy Taffy	121
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#71	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
#20	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	3
#105	Diet Cloaca Cola	13
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#130	Divine	8
#145	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	31
#148	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	97
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#93	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#51	Drac & Tan	3
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#288	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#25	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	18
#473	Drowsy Sword	40
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#32	Drunken Philosopher	3
#35	Dump Truck	6
#47	Duskwalker fangs	14
#36	Duskwalker syringe	56
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#953	Dyspepsi-Cola	46
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#27	Earth, Wind and Firewater	9
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#75	Effermint™ tablets	64
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#90	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#169	Elvish delight	1
#60	Enchanted Flyswatter	8
#60	Enchanted Plunger	6
#636	Ent cider	8
#37	Event Horizon	4
#158	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#24	Extra-slimy Slimosa	4
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#44	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#23	Fantasma en la Máquina	138
#36	Fauna Libre	3
#38	Feliz Navidad	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#41	Firewater	2
#89	Fitspiration™ poster	16
#51	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#28	Flaming Knob	7
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#37	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#78	Frat Army FGF	100
#27	French bronilla brogurt	3
#249	Friendliness Beverage	5
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#46	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#77	Frogade	10
#31	Fromage Pinotage	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#116	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#46	Fun-Guy spore	9
#168	FunFunds™	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#112	GOTO	6
#119	Gaia beads	41
#778	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#212	Game Grid ticket	10
#148	Game Grid token	13
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#788	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#99	Gearhead Goo	5
#161	Genalen™ Bottle	19
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Pirate	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#68	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	21
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#54	Ghost Dog Chow	2
#57	Gin Mint	3
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#179	Gnollish plunger	16
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#395	Gnollish toolbox	8
#9	Gnomish sagngria	24
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#884	Go-Wassail	5
#75	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
#52	Golden Light	1
#31	Golden Mean	3
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#448	Goodfella contract	48
#111	Gordon Bennett	7
#42	Grasshopper	2
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#107	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#27	Green Burlap	5
#168	Green Clover of Justice	11
#16	Green Giant	13
#59	Green Manalishi	48
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#199	Gummi-DNA	5
#288	Gummi-Gnauga	10
#125	Gummy Brains	2
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#89	Hatorade	3
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#121	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
#48	Haymaker	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#29	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
#72	Hell broth	6
#443	Hell ramen	3
#40	Hellfire Spicy Beans	5
#34	Herring Daiquiri	2
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#39	Herringtini	2
#39	Highest Bitter	1
#10	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	54
#98	Hippy Army MPE	134
#74	Holiday Fun!	10
#49	Hollandaise helmet	441
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#76	How to Play Othello	7
#58	Humanitini	2
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#97	Iceberglar scarf	3
#83	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	65
#114	Iiti Kitty phone charm	42
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#466	Imp Ale	338
#155	Inner Strength	3
#315	Inner Truth	1
#378	Instant Karma	18
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#67	Jack-O-Lantern beer	6
#451	Jack-in-the-box	13
#60	Jackhammer	1
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#55	Jefferson wings	9
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#71	Junk-Bond	2
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#54	Knob Goblin Mutagen	56
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#166	Knob Goblin firecracker	147
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#356	Knob Goblin love potion	33
#127	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
#194	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#103	Knob Goblin pants	157
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#195	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	7
#100	Knob Goblin scimitar	167
#348	Knob Goblin seltzer	38
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#333	Knob Goblin spatula	20
#485	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#98	Knob Goblin stink bomb	5
#333	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
#99	Knob Goblin tongs	188
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#398	Knob mushroom	13
#128	Knob nuts	6
#162	Knob pasty	3
#313	Knob sausage	13
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#32	Knob stir-fry	16
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#260	Knoll mushroom	46
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#101	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	11
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#669	LED block	1
#20	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	145
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#87	Leonard's glasses	3
#26	License To Kill	2
#99	Lockenstock™ sandals	61
#55	Locust	1
#55	Lollipop Drop	1
#38	London frog	1
#646	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#93	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	649
#299	Lucky Surprise Egg	18
#45	Lumineux Limnio	5
#898	M-242	4
#216	MSG	1
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#462	Mad Train wine	211
#120	Mae West	11
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#294	Manetwich	2
#56	Mariner's Friend cough drops	19
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#103	Mark of the Bugbear	2
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#55	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	75
#60	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	92
#194	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	20
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#46	Meat-inflating powder	5
#265	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	25
#288	Meleegra™ pills	35
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#66	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
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