Museum :: Geske

Geske

Rank	Item	Quantity
#63	Überraschthexengebräu	8
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#93	1,970 carat gold	6
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#53	Affirmation Cookie	4
#110	Alewife™ Ale	18
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#118	Ancient Protector Soda	4
#658	Angry Farmer candy	96
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#140	BRICKO eye brick	517
#43	BUBBLE GUM	9
#219	Baja sopapilla	4
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#42	Big Punk	8
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#411	Black No. 2	10
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#113	Boss Drops	1
#75	Bowlet	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#50	Bugbearclaw Donut	4
#136	CSA cheerfulness ration	22
#15	Carpricorn	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#16	Ched	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#29	Choco-Mint patty	35
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#195	Crimbuck	3,879
#9	Cycloney	2
#314	D roll	4
#200	DUFRESNE Suds	3
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#79	Disgeist	1
#313	Divine	1
#186	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	18
#11	Dressage	1
#50	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	8
#1339	Dyspepsi-Cola	16
#211	Effermint™ tablets	4
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#63	Elvish delight	9
#123	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#84	FunFunds™	23
#14	Glamare	1
#41	Glo-Pop	8
#15	Globmule	1
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#35	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4
#14	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#312	Gummi-Gnauga	9
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#29	Hersey™ SMOOCH	9
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#41	Hot 'n' Scarys	9
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#182	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	7
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1014	Imp Ale	55
#20	Jack-O-Lantern beer	71
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#75	Leonard's glasses	5
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#205	Lockenstock™ sandals	15
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1198	Mad Train wine	13
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#300	Marquis de Poivre soda	11
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#178	Milk Studs	31
#85	Missing Eye Simulation Device	5
#153	Monstar energy beverage	71
#55	Moonds	5
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#434	Mountain Stream soda	35
#104	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
#1839	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#130	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1
#12	Mustardigrade	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#65	New Age healing crystal	32
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#45	Outer Wolf™ cologne	3
#247	PEEZ dispenser	16
#160	Pain Dip	1
#15	Pimpsqueak	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#58	Prunets	1
#70	Psychotic Train wine	12
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#1866	Rock Pops	12
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#17	Ruffalo	1
#48	SMOOCH soda	62
#38	Sacramento wine	57
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#16	Sequestrian	1
#37	Shrubble Bubble	7
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#18	Snoutlet	1
#21	Source shades	1
#37	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	2
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#127	Space Tours Tripple	9
#37	Spechunky bar	4
#403	Steal This Candy	4
#15	Straypler	1
#439	Supernova Champagne	6
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#213	Swizzler	26
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#60	Take Eleven Bar	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#44	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	6
#1206	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	13
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#40	The Emperor's new cookie	3
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#494	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#12	Trafikoan	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#599	Trollhouse cookies	34
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#37	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	25
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#66	VYKEA woadpaint	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#46	Volcoino	12
#221	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	2
#48	Whenchamacallit bar	2
#15	Wullabye	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2629	Yummy Tummy bean	6
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
#45	abstraction: certainty	2
#13	abstraction: comprehension	3
#31	abstraction: perception	66
#30	abstraction: purpose	68
#26	abstraction: sensation	93
#24	abstraction: thought	100
#84	acceptable bagel	3
#132	accord ion	1
#70	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#84	adder	34
#67	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#82	alien autoautopsy kit	6
#56	alien hologram projector	6
#219	alphabet gum	8
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#99	ancient ice cream scoop	9
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#78	angry inch	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#372	armgun	3
#124	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	8
#81	assassin's cheese knife	6
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1480	baconstone	4
#128	bag of GORP	38
#198	bag of W&Ws	36
#502	bag of bones	1
#71	bag of random words	3
#55	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	6
#145	banana	52
#121	baritone accordion	1
#22	barrel beryl	18
#26	barrel cracker	57
#32	barrel gun	19
#71	barrel pickle	3
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#104	bazookafish bubble gum	44
#69	bear claw	1
#64	beard incense	5
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#395	beer bomb	46
#254	beer goggles	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#33	big dribbly candle	11
#549	bilge wine	10
#545	bite-me-red lipstick	2
#88	black eye shadow	6
#196	black gold	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#113	black magic powder	6
#36	black mana	25
#35	black tear	13
#421	blackberry	13
#1654	blood flower	1
#50	blue mana	18
#133	bone abacus	2
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#23	bone bons	11
#340	bone flute	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#40	bonsai tree	2
#132	book of matches	5
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#140	borrowed time	2
#49	bottle of Amontillado	28
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#81	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#126	boulder	18
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#202	box of Dweebs	29
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#594	boxed wine	21
#164	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	17
#59	bread line	7
#4	bread roll	64
#207	brigand brittle	5
#57	browser cookie	3
#74	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
#46	bubblegum heart	66
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#39	bucket of wine	62
#76	buffalo dime	2
#373	bunch of square grapes	7
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#95	button rouge	6
#35	buzzard feather	7
#146	cactus fruit	19
#61	can of Brütalbräu	1
#71	can of Drooling Monk	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#49	candied pecan	1
#857	candy brain	1
#31	candy carrot	2
#214	candy cigarette	5
#240	candy skeleton	1
#90	cap gun	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#394	carbonated water lily	7
#731	carob chunks	1
#49	carrot cake	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#163	carton of rotten eggs	18
#91	catfish whiskers	6
#215	centipede eggs	17
#90	chakra-mental wine	3
#1249	chaos butterfly	13
#97	charming flute	8
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#41	cheap Chinese beer	10
#219	cherry	26
#34	chicle de salchicha	6
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#404	chocolate filthy lucre	8
#187	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#537	chopsticks	4
#98	cigar box turtle	7
#80	cigarette lighter	16
#42	cluster of hops	1
#120	clutch of dodecapede eggs	6
#84	coal contact lenses	5
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#156	collection of tiny spooky objects	12
#110	colorful toad	6
#253	comfy pillow	1
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#651	communications windchimes	1
#52	complex mushroom wine	1
#63	compounded experience	5
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#257	confusing LED clock	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#68	cop dollar	3
#522	corn holder	1
#567	cranberries	26
#246	crappy brain	2
#24	crappy camera	1
#127	crazy hobo notebook	3
#570	cream stout	1
#427	creamsicle	3
#29	creepy ginger ale	89
#83	creepy nursery rhyme	3
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#69	cube of ectoplasm	7
#59	cubic zirconia	70
#10	cute mushroom	85
#141	d20	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#142	death blossom	2
#71	deep six-shooter	4
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#334	dented harmonica	3
#405	deodorant	4
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#143	dire fudgesicle	15
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1025	disease	1
#344	dishrag	1
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#497	displaced fish	4
#39	disposable instant camera	10
#67	disposable lighter	9
#113	distressed denim pants	68
#561	drab sonata	4
#77	dream of a dog	1
#128	droll monocle	9
#380	drum machine	10
#87	drum of tommy ammo	20
#124	duonoculars	1
#745	dusty bottle of Marsala	6
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#880	dusty bottle of Port	3
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#236	dwarf bread	20
#58	eagle feather	26
#60	ectoplasmic orbs	34
#337	eggbeater	1
#81	eldritch effluvium	2,031
#42	eldritch ichor	262
#19	eldritch mushroom	7
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#180	enchanted muesli	4
#46	exotic jungle fruit	78
#79	expensive camera	73
#84	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	5
#106	extremely confusing manual	1
#56	eyebrow lifter	3
#314	eyepatch	23
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#311	fat loot token	5
#516	fat stacks of cash	13
#656	ferret bait	1
#737	fetid feather	1
#720	figurine of a cold seal	4
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#158	figurine of a shadowy seal	8
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#880	fine wine	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#82	fire of unknown origin	13
#57	fixed-gear bicycle	1
#636	flaming feather	5
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#686	flaregun	6
#152	flayed mind	5
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#54	foam pistol	1
#99	football helmet	1
#660	frightful feather	3
#116	frigid derringer	5
#87	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	9
#672	frozen feather	3
#41	frozen shampoo-conditioner	15
#108	fruitfilm	9
#136	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	4
#843	fudge lily	1
#89	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	4
#1233	fudgecule	12
#475	funky dried mushroom	9
#82	funky eyepatch	5
#108	gamer slurry	4
#95	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	9
#50	ghost bit	3
#505	ghuol egg	25
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#127	giant breath mint	3
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#123	giant heirloom grape tomato	6
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#130	giant neckbeard	5
#208	giant tube of black lipstick	6
#80	ginger snaps	10
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#61	gingerbread wine	1
#89	giraffe-necked turtle	10
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#160	glittery mascara	9
#19	glowing fungus	41
#188	gold toothbrush	4
#209	gr8ps	26
#283	grapefruit	27
#828	grapes	1
#43	great big capacitor	5
#32	green mana	20
#63	grogpagne	4
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#509	grouchy restless spirit	12
#88	groupie lipstick	3
#5338	grue egg	1
#300	guitar pick	10
#124	gummi turtle	9
#53	gun cleaning kit	5
#44	gun parts	7
#1225	gyroscope	1
#419	hair spray	8
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#866	hamethyst	9
#54	handful of bees	1
#3055	handful of confetti	7
#81	handful of fire	6
#421	handful of moss	5
#333	handful of pine needles	6
#286	handful of sand	60
#118	handful of stubble	1
#107	handful of tips	7
#431	happiness	3
#31	hare brush	2
#57	haunted flame	6
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#385	henna face paint	1
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#221	hippy protest button	19
#1131	hobo nickel	10
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#42	honey stick	21
#349	honey-dipped locust	6
#508	hot date	4
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#174	huge bowl of candy	6
#606	huge spoon	1
#98	hustler shades	8
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#65	ice porter	8
#61	ice skate doll	1
#39	ice wine	1
#1201	ice-cold Willer	8
#59	iced plum wine	1
#65	icy hairspray	9
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#75	illegal firecracker	1
#29	imaginary lemon	1
#110	incredible pizza	2
#257	infernal fife	3
#577	inflatable duck	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#16	iron chain	1
#41	ironic mint	5
#75	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
#114	irradiated turtle	6
#646	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	8
#141	jar full of wind	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#569	java cookie	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#24	jug of "wine"	7
#213	jungle drum	2
#113	killing jar	5
#150	kiwi	27
#368	knob bugle	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#80	kumquat	57
#504	leather chaps	3
#487	lemon	72
#270	library card	1
#331	lime	32
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#115	little black book	2
#1077	little paper umbrella	4
#92	little red .epub file	1
#24	little red book	1
#101	live nautical mine	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#36	loaf of soda bread	9
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#608	loose teeth	58
#195	lost key	1
#60	love	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#69	lucky cat statue	1
#240	lump of diamond	13
#272	lunar isotope	14
#28	macroplane grater	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#274	magic whistle	4
#48	magical baguette	24
#528	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	2
#263	magical pony: Pearjack	6
#290	magical pony: Rosey Cake	6
#202	magical pony: Shutterfly	10
#218	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	9
#231	magical pony: Uniquity	8
#131	magnolia blossom	1
#71	manly bloomers	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#45	mariachi toothpaste	5
#865	marzipan skull	6
#180	massive sitar	1
#17	mercenary pistol	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#34	mimosette	35
#48	mineapple	14
#106	mocking turtle	6
#30	moon-amber	1
#116	moonberry wine cooler	9
#364	moonglasses	1
#121	moose chocolate	1
#136	moose thought	1
#54	mostly-broken sunglasses	16
#66	mouse skull	13
#690	moxie weed	8
#16	mulberry	7
#15	mulled hobo wine	16
#81	musk turtle	7
#76	mysterious chemical residue	5
#80	nail file	1
#24	nasty gum	12
#167	nastygeist	1
#262	natural fennel soda	11
#192	nega-mushroom	7
#275	negative lump	24
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#108	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#35	nugget of thicksilver	1
#2847	obsidian dagger	2
#471	ocarina of space	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#65	old bronzer	13
#66	old eyebrow pencil	12
#78	old rosewater cream	10
#341	orange	49
#231	orcish hand lotion	1
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#136	outlaw bandana	1
#173	overcookie	2
#197	overloaded micro-reactor	2
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
#117	painting of a glass of wine	4
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#29	pair of candy glasses	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#81	paisley spore pod	4
#308	papaya	66
#1392	pasta spoon	2
#39	peach lozenge	7
#58	pear lozenge	4
#892	pearidot	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
#360	peppermint tailings	8
#117	petit fortran	5
#135	philosopher's scone	17
#1067	phonics down	3
#994	photoprotoneutron torpedo	3
#649	pickle-flavored chewing gum	8
#109	piece of after eight	7
#877	pile of candy	3
#19	pine cone	1
#89	pine tar	7
#387	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
#73	pirate brochure	4
#92	pirate pamphlet	3
#97	pirate tract	2
#58	pixel beer	1
#96	plain bagel	9
#466	plastic guitar	1
#83	plastic nightmare troll	1
#58	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#49	plum	90
#99	plum lozenge	2
#214	plum wine	1
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#269	pocket theremin	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#74	poppy	28
#118	popular tart	1
#869	porquoise	8
#9	porquoise-handled sixgun	1
#13	potato masher	2
#558	potted cactus	2
#560	poutine	3
#52	prescription noodles	1
#115	programmable turtle	4
#25	psychokinetic energy blob	726
#103	purple prose pen	2
#80	pygmy concertinette	1
#107	pygmy witchhazel	7
#557	ram horns	1
#227	rave whistle	19
#65	ravenous eye	4
#44	realistic cap gun	3
#97	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#86	recording of Chorale of Companionship	4
#92	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	8
#77	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	6
#93	recording of Prelude of Precision	2
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#237	red ale	4
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#111	red book	2
#96	red button	55
#44	red foxglove	8
#29	red mana	29
#105	red red wine	7
#71	red-hot jawbreaker	2
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#101	resolution: be kinder	1
#146	resolution: be smarter	1
#147	resolution: be stronger	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#20	rinky-dink sixgun	1
#104	robot grease	14
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#140	rocket fuel	1
#52	roller skate doll	1
#143	rolling pin	1
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#28	rubber spatula	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#128	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#77	salacious crumbs	3
#121	salamander slurry	3
#97	salt water taffy	6
#479	savoy truffle	2
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#109	sea blueberry	10
#75	sea persimmon	18
#169	sealhide seal doll	8
#159	seaode	1
#37	security blankie	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#51	sewage-clogged pistol	7
#31	sewing kit	1
#65	shamanic beads	1
#33	shavin' razor	6
#96	sheet cake	3
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#88	shiny stones	144
#53	shopkeeper beard	4
#90	silver cow skull	1
#39	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	6
#86	sinister-looking cat	9
#686	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#67	skate skates	2
#68	skeleton beans	6
#40	sludgesicle	5
#69	slug of rum	26
#70	slug of shochu	23
#60	slug of vodka	26
#138	smart watch	1
#97	smellbook	4
#105	smoldering bagel punch	3
#36	smooth mushroom wine	2
#17	smudge stick	5
#121	smut orc sunglasses	8
#79	snow crab	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#109	space marine flash grenade	3
#138	space port	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#97	spangly unitard	1
#206	sparking robo-battery	3
#49	special clip: splatterers	2
#51	spicy bean burrito	35
#81	spicy jerky stick	7
#205	spirit gum	9
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#310	spiritual fruitcake	1
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#212	sponge cake	2
#108	spooky alphabet block	2
#953	spooky eyeliner	3
#342	spooky lipstick	8
#1351	spooky mushroom	5
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#162	spooky powder	9
#69	spooky sound effects record	8
#149	stale baguette	18
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#39	standard-issue cupcake	2
#131	standards and practices guide	2
#170	star	491
#510	star chart	16
#135	sterno-flavored Hob-O	3
#119	stick-on gnome beard	1
#46	stinking agaricus	1
#554	stinky mushroom	3
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#425	stolen office supplies	1
#34	stolen sushi	1,199
#820	stone of eXtreme power	7
#339	strawberry	47
#55	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	16
#918	strawberyl	1
#1874	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#51	sugar sphere	3
#198	super salad	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#47	swamp lolly	9
#96	sweet roll Alabama	12
#622	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	9
#729	tambourine bells	1
#129	tangerine	18
#79	tangle of copper wire	2
#149	tasty louse	1
#93	tea for one	4
#1057	ten-leaf clover	2
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#45	tennis ball	9
#91	that gum you like	21
#1323	theoretical string	2
#886	thin black candle	52
#129	throwing candy	7
#113	tiny canopic jar	7
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#2505	toast	30
#620	tomato	26
#85	tommy gun	2
#1404	tooth	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#324	true grit	6
#116	una poca de gracia	6
#96	unbearable light	2
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#106	unholy water	4
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#108	unnatural gas	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
#158	unused soap	2
#457	upsy daisy	1
#44	valuable coin	56
#39	veiny spore pod	7
#229	very overdue library book	1
#12	vibrating mushroom	70
#44	violent pastilles	3
#78	votive candle	4
#55	warehouse clerk's glasses	5
#576	water pipe bomb	28
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#633	white chocolate chips	7
#32	white mana	26
#85	white wine	1
#56	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
#35	wind-up ensign	11
#85	wind-up navigation droid	4
#38	wind-up owl	12
#60	wind-up spider	2
#73	wind-up vampire teeth	5
#629	windchimes	4
#15	witch's bread	10
#24	witch's brew	6
#22	wooden spoon	1
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#51	worst candy	5
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#513	worthless trinket	4
#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 15,754 items total!

what items are this player missing?