Museum :: Brandon Koh 1

Brandon Koh 1

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#189	BACON	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#266	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#66	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#285	Milk Studs	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
🥇	Murgatroyd diode	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#59	New Age hurting crystal	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#61	O	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#359	PEEZ dispenser	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#409	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#351	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#988	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#174	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#175	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#446	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#439	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#792	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#54	X	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#76	abstraction: thought	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#900	baseball	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#50	beefy pill	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#146	bent scrap metal	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#118	black blade	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#726	black sword	1
#104	black tear	1
#892	blackberry	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#116	blowdart	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#173	book of matches	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#76	bottle of lighter fluid	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#1054	box	1
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#230	box turtle	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#227	brass gear	1
#33	bread basket	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#36	breadwand	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#290	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#50	burning newspaper	1
#228	bus pass	1
#280	cabooze	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#593	can of maces	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#234	candy harmonica	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#297	chocomotive	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#185	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#103	coal dust	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#85	combat fan	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#138	cracker	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#126	crayon shavings	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#70	crudles	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#585	dance card	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#962	dark potion	1
#124	das boot	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#207	death blossom	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#133	delicious swamp muck	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#923	demon skin	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#63	dieting pill	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#93	disposable instant camera	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#523	donated food	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#112	double-ice gum	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#134	dress pants	1
#782	dried face	1
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#763	drum machine	1
#185	drum of tommy ammo	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#468	dull fish scale	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#137	eagle feather	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#124	ectoplasmic orbs	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#388	eldritch effluvium	1
#155	electric snakebite	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#1302	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#48	excitement pill	1
#190	exotic jungle fruit	1
#111	extra-flat panini	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#95	fabric hardener	1
#88	fabric softener	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#407	fat loot token	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#906	figurine of a cold seal	1
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#770	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#641	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#163	fire of unknown origin	1
#529	fire poi	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#48	fishy pipe	1
#77	fizzing spore pod	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#7	flagstone flip-flops	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#294	flan del mar	1
#905	flaregun	1
#173	flask flops	1
#445	flat dough	1
#163	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#367	forest tears	1
#323	frat brats	1
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#298	freightcake	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#118	funny bone	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#58	furry pill	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#60	gas can	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#129	ghost key	1
#587	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#147	giant giant moth dust	1
#110	giant grain of protein powder	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#193	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#180	giant jar of protein powder	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#118	giant spider leg	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#123	ginger snaps	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#165	giraffe-necked turtle	1
#108	glark cable	1
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
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Wow, that's 1,333 items total!

what items are this player missing?