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#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14371-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
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#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#507-inch discus1
#22448-ball1
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
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#86Abyssal ember1
#275Alewife™ Ale1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#2096Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
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#100Beignet Milgranet1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
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🥈Big Candy's tophat1
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#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
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#180Black Body™ spray1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#568Blood Light1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
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#233Boris's key lime1
#424Boris's key lime pie1
#925Boris's ring1
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#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1741Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#68Bright Water1
#1011Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
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#2316CRIMBCO scrip1
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#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
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#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
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#264Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
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#6Crimbomination Contraption1
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#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#455Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
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#2742Drowsy Sword1
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#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
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#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#100El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
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#256El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#230El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#196El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#297El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#470Elmley shades1
#169Elvish delight1
#1165Ent cider1
#205Everlasting Deckswabber1
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#512Frat Army FGF1
🥇French slippers1
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#178GOTO1
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#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#461Genalen™ Bottle1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
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#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#679Gnollish toolbox1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#726Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#340Gummi-DNA1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#249Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#1145Heimandatz's heart1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
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#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
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#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1868Imp Ale1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#1203Instant Karma1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
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#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
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#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
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#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#1063Let Me Be!1
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#145Lobster qua Grill1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#969Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1199M-2421
#216MSG1
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
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#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#400Manetwich1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#43Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#148Meat maid body1
#705Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
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#60Mer-kin worktea1
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#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#285Milk Studs1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#987Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
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#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#91Muschat1
#374NG1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#287Neuromancer1
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
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#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
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#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
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#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#612PADL Phone1
#359PEEZ dispenser1
#29PVC staff1
#2359Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
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#887Penultimate Fantasy chest1
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#6Piddles7,265
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#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
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#62Salsa de las Epocas1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
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#210Serenity trading card1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#471Sinful Desires1
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#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
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#727Snow Queen Crown1
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#129Spirit Precipice1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
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#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
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#643Steal This Candy1
#164Stone Golem pebbles1
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#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
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#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
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#967The Joy of Wassailing1
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Wow, that's 13,049 items total!

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