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Wolfman6666

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#37	Überraschthexengebräu	19
#374	"DRINK ME" potion	21
#78	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	4
#55	"caramel" orange	43
#13	"meat" stick	1,752
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#125	1,970 carat gold	2
#114	1-ball	70
#273	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	34
#136	2-ball	59
#44	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#137	3-ball	56
#374	30669 scroll	22
#500	33398 scroll	25
#205	334 scroll	33
#126	37x37x37 puzzle cube	20
#115	4-ball	74
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#164	4-dimensional guitar	13
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#139	5-ball	55
#133	6-ball	61
#105	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	42
#178	7-ball	45
#140	8-ball	299
#31	8-bit banana	14
#626	9-ball	1
#39	A muse-bouche	16
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#45	ASCII fu manchu	15
#401	ASCII shirt	4
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#42	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	16
#8	Aiolion	2
#79	Alewife™ Ale	33
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#82	Ancient Protector Soda	8
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#248	Angry Farmer candy	583
#105	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	14
#32	Ankh of Badahnkadh	21
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#176	BACON	2
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#24	BOOterfinger	19
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#272	BRICKO brick	211
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#153	BRICKO eye brick	448
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#46	BRICKO stud	17
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#49	BUBBLE GUM	7
#237	BURT	122
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#291	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	35
#42	Barulio's bottle	16
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#112	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#51	Battlie Light Saver	42
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#29	Big Punk	15
#193	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
#21	Bit O' Quail Spleen	13
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#40	Black Body™ spray	16
#172	Black No. 2	62
#221	Blackfly Chardonnay	20
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#59	Blue Diamond of Honesty	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#19	Boris's bread	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#103	Boss Drops	2
#70	Bowl of Scorpions	7
#45	Bowlet	3
#64	Bram's choker	2
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#53	Bruno's blessing of Mars	8
#22	Bugbearclaw Donut	18
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#71	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#159	C.H.U.M. chum	10
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#123	CRIMBCO scrip	3,165
#516	CRIMBCO wine	15
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#39	CSA all-purpose soap	235
#42	CSA bravery badge	311
#46	CSA cheerfulness ration	289
#40	CSA discount card	446
#29	CSA fire-starting kit	711
#29	CSA obedience grenade	630
#37	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	575
#28	Camp Scout pup tent	767
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#41	Charity's choker	13
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#105	Cherry Cloaca Cola	19
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#23	Chubby and Plump bar	12
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#26	Claybender glasses	32
#51	Cloaca Cola Polar	185
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#96	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	23
#148	Cloaca-Cola helmet	14
#165	Cloaca-Cola shield	14
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#38	Cloak of Dire Shadows	11
#36	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	64
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#164	Coinspiracy	2
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#73	Cold Hots candy	407
#41	Cold One	188
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#67	Cosmic Calorie	971
#55	Cracklin' Oat Bran	14
#80	Crazymaker	1
#735	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#139	Crimbo Credit	93
#162	Crimbo Factory surprise box	18
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#63	Crimbo train emergency brake	67
#175	Crimbojito	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
#257	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#298	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	12
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#234	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	12
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#356	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#266	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	9
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#29	Crimbuccaneer breeches	6
#113	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#21	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#33	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	27
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#215	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	10
#38	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	30
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#6	Crimbuccaneer shirt	81
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#65	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#594	Crown of the Goblin King	42
#17	Cycloney	1
#78	D roll	169
#37	DUFRESNE Suds	213
#128	Daffy Taffy	285
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#71	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
#57	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	8
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#91	Diet Cloaca Cola	17
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#43	Disgeist	3
#49	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	183
#175	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	74
#93	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#602	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#157	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	33
#74	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	3
#38	Driplet	1
#54	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	7
#456	Drowsy Sword	41
#28	Duskwalker fangs	29
#45	Duskwalker syringe	40
#108	Dust bunny	18
#43	Dweebisol™ inhaler	12
#506	Dyspepsi-Cola	123
#81	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	22
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	19
#134	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#109	Effermint™ tablets	32
#20	Egnaro berry	6
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#70	El Vibrato power sphere	24
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#373	Elf Guard MPC	1
#42	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	8
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#59	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#51	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#57	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#57	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	20
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#57	Elfin shortbread	23
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#22	Elizabeth's paintbrush	16
#68	Elmley shades	18
#85	Elvish delight	5
#43	Enchanted Flyswatter	14
#35	Enchanted Plunger	17
#690	Ent cider	6
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#400	FDKOL commendation	665
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#198	FDKOL hotcakes	21
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#115	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	3
#133	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	2
#134	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	2
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#15	Faux	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#349	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	22
#23	Finnish Fish	5
#31	Fitspiration™ poster	86
#22	Five Second Energy™	5
#16	Flag by the Foot™	2
#67	Flamin' Whatshisname	6
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#61	Friendliness Beverage	177
#77	Frogade	10
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#45	Fu Manchu Wax	18
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#35	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
#151	GOTO	2
#210	Gaia beads	17
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#14	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	900
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#46	Gearhead Goo	21
#301	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#22	Glo-Pop	20
#7	Globmule	2
#23	Glum berry	9
#48	Gnollish Crossdress	13
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#182	Gnollish casserole dish	4
#170	Gnollish flyswatter	18
#26	Gnollish pie server	98
#62	Gnollish pie tin	191
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#28	Gnollish slotted spoon	95
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#217	Go-Wassail	90
#40	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	15
#66	Golden Mean	1
#26	Good 'n' Quiet	11
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#27	Great Older Fashioned	5
#110	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#65	Green Burlap	1
#73	Green Clover of Justice	20
#77	Green Giant	1
#21	Green Manalishi	556
#59	Green Velvet	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#161	Gummi-Gnauga	21
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#66	Helm of the Scream Emperor	7
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#225	Hollandaise helmet	22
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#28	How to Avoid Scams	1,252
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#76	Humanitini	1
#59	Iceberglar scarf	11
#18	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	644
#27	Iiti Kitty phone charm	580
#49	Illuminati earpiece	12
#249	Imp Ale	867
#156	Inner Strength	3
#165	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#427	Instant Karma	14
#16	Irish eggnog	1
#426	Jack-in-the-box	14
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#63	Jamaican coffee	6
#20	Jamocha berry	7
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#20	Jefferson wings	91
#25	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	7
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#57	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	52
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#21	Keese berry	9
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#70	Knob Goblin Mutagen	33
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#99	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	9
#96	Knob Goblin elite helm	66
#164	Knob Goblin elite pants	37
#126	Knob Goblin elite polearm	46
#179	Knob Goblin elite shirt	50
#131	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
#168	Knob Goblin firecracker	145
#205	Knob Goblin harem pants	25
#231	Knob Goblin harem veil	19
#104	Knob Goblin learning pill	7
#194	Knob Goblin love potion	81
#183	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
#137	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5
#213	Knob Goblin pants	73
#170	Knob Goblin perfume	21
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#149	Knob Goblin scimitar	106
#147	Knob Goblin seltzer	172
#95	Knob Goblin spatula	348
#256	Knob Goblin steroids	48
#118	Knob Goblin superseltzer	84
#234	Knob Goblin tongs	79
#94	Knob Goblin visor	116
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#11	Knob jelly donut	50
#136	Knob mushroom	108
#112	Knob nuts	8
#114	Knob pasty	5
#112	Knob sausage	102
#29	Knob stroganoff	24
#185	Knob stuffed shells	7
#38	Knoll mushroom	422
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#53	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	43
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#41	Kudzu slaw	16
#148	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	293
#224	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#12	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#68	Leonard's glasses	8
#14	Lepardner	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#82	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	6
#27	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#228	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
#62	Lolsipop	1
#836	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	32
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#699	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	10
#1042	M-242	2
#161	Mad Train wine	679
#253	Mae West	2
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#52	Mansquito's blood	11
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#100	Mark of the Vampire	2
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#243	Marquis de Poivre soda	22
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#14	Mayam spinach	1
#47	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	140
#31	Meat Butler	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#521	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	5
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#29	Mer-kin cookiestove	225
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#19	Meteorite-Ade	276
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#234	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	312
#143	Microplushie: Bropane	92
#146	Microplushie: Dorkonide	30
#184	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	32
#205	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
#126	Microplushie: Gothochondria	83
#133	Microplushie: Hippylase	112
#115	Microplushie: Hipsterine	12
#146	Microplushie: Hobomosome	46
#157	Microplushie: Otakulone	106
#160	Microplushie: Raverdrine	56
#135	Microplushie: Sororitrate	86
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#67	Milk Studs	220
#43	Missing Eye Simulation Device	17
#173	Misty Cape	10
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#159	Misty Robe	13
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#104	Mohawk wig	125
#72	Monstar energy beverage	196
#55	Moonds	5
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#52	Mornington crescent roll	34
#46	Mortimer's nostrum	14
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#84	Mountain Stream soda	898
#72	Mr. Haggis	61
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#895	Mr. Mediocrebar	54
#21	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	186
#52	Murderer's Punch	4
#140	Mysterious Black Box	3
#139	Mysterious Green Box	4
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#15	Nadsat berry	12
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#90	New Zealand iced tea	154
#144	Newbiesport™ tent	41
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#212	Nuclear Blastball	2
#61	O	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#228	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#6	Oppossum	5
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#65	Orangemageddon wine cooler	2
#71	Orcish baseball cap	96
#64	Orcish cargo shorts	80
#81	Orcish frat-paddle	74
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#43	Osk'r Chow	22
#28	Outer Wolf™ cologne	7
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#34	PADL Phone	491
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#280	PEEZ dispenser	9
#21	Pain Dip	104
#26	Para-Pop	2
#491	Penultimate Fantasy chest	21
#16	Pete's wiley whey bar	1
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#15	Pillowbug	1
#70	Pine-Fresh air freshener	53
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#17	Pizza of Legend	1
#59	PlexiPips	7
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#20	Polysniff Perfume	102
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#100	Professor What T-Shirt	9
#73	Psychotic Train wine	11
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#105	Racisto Ruidoso	4
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#180	Ram's Face Lager	262
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	1
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
#21	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	4
#18	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	6
#21	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3
#25	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	2
#16	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	7
#19	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	4
#16	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	5
#25	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	2
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#29	witch wart	8
#44	witch's bread	3
#46	witch's brew	2
#105	witty rapier	72
#20	wolf mask	6,732
#103	wolfman mask	80
#106	wonderwall shield	16
#162	wooden axe	5
#1221	wooden block	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
#239	wool hat	8
#52	worksite credentials	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#108	worn tophat	29
#41	worst candy	9
#389	worthless gewgaw	11
#362	worthless knick-knack	17
#442	worthless trinket	6
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#38	wrestling mask	16
#105	wriggling worm	10
#320	wumpus hair	4
#376	wussiness potion	35
#37	x-ray mirror	11
#172	yak skin	7
#181	yam candy	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#661	yellow gummi ingot	23
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#68	yellow pixel	13
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#326	yeti fur	553
#2045	yo-yo	2
#110	yohohoyo	34
#19	yule grog	2
#194	yule gruel	1
#108	yule hatchet	4
#82	zmobie	9
#62	zombie hollandaise	31

Wow, that's 204,160 items total!

what items are this player missing?