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| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
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| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
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| #1025 | line | 1 |
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| #481 | long pork | 1 |
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| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
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| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
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| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
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| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
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| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
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| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
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| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
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| #530 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
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| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
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| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
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| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
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| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
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| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
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