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pLaster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#504	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#61	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	10
#237	"caramel" orange	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#115	"meat" stick	1
#344	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#208	1-ball	32
#32	1.21 jigawatts	6
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#201	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	51
#10	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#190	2-ball	36
#124	25-meat staff	1
#219	3-ball	29
#231	30669 scroll	44
#287	33398 scroll	79
#310	334 scroll	19
#179	37x37x37 puzzle cube	4
#256	4-ball	22
#88	4-d camera	3
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#94	4-dimensional guitar	33
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#208	5-ball	30
#90	5-hour acrimony	5
#196	6-ball	34
#41	64067 scroll	15
#219	668 scroll	5
#88	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	51
#206	7-ball	33
#50	7-inch discus	1
#237	8-ball	137
#48	8-billed baseball cap	2
#81	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#124	ASCII shirt	19
#217	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#150	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	9
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#6	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Guard	5
#10	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	8
#9	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	4
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
#10	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	7
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
#12	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	6
#12	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	8
#10	Alice's Army Foil Page	8
#6	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	7
#21	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	4
#15	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	6
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#249	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#552	Amulet of Yendor	35
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#403	Angry Farmer candy	246
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#141	Atomic Pop	4
#174	BACON	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#64	BRAINS shorts	22
#462	BRICKO brick	3
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#406	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#136	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
#75	Barulio's bottle	7
#66	Bash-Ōs boxtop	13
#42	Bash-Ōs cereal	24
#163	Battlie Light Saver	2
#58	Beignet Milgranet	4
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#101	Black Body™ spray	5
#411	Black No. 2	10
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#186	Blatantly Canadian	18
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#31	Blood 'n' Plenty	20
#189	Blood Light	23
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#486	Bonerdagon necklace	24
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#60	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#161	Boris's ring	10
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#488	Boss Bat britches	30
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#68	Bright Water	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#732	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#176	Bulky Buddy Box	15
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#220	C.H.U.M. chum	4
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#134	CSA all-purpose soap	5
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#188	CSA discount card	4
#387	CSA fire-starting kit	3
#171	CSA obedience grenade	3
#183	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
#131	Camp Scout pup tent	14
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#16	Ched	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#539	Chroner	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#24	Climate Colada	2
#242	Cloaca grenade	72
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#192	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	19
#88	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	27
#96	Cloaca-Cola helmet	20
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#110	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#169	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#818	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#165	Coinspiracy	2
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#60	Comet Pop	5
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#825	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#1093	Crimbo candied pecan	4
#472	Crimbo fudge	23
#1099	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#420	Crimbo salad	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1251	Crimboween memo	8
#290	Crown of the Goblin King	80
#347	D roll	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1268	Daffy Taffy	14
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#316	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#341	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	23
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#126	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	14
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#71	Dramatic™ range	25
#11	Dressage	1
#33	Driplet	2
#1536	Drowsy Sword	6
#756	Dyspepsi grenade	13
#1086	Dyspepsi-Cola	32
#42	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	56
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	14
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#218	Effermint™ tablets	3
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#202	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#191	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#176	Elfin shortbread	6
#346	Elmley shades	2
#131	Elvish delight	2
#636	Ent cider	8
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#312	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	29
#121	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	6
#170	Feynman gate	71
#143	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#87	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#228	Frat Army FGF	16
#285	Friendliness Beverage	1
#214	Frogade	1
#63	Fromage Pinotage	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#246	Gaia beads	12
#255	Game Grid ticket	3
#264	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#176	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#104	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#71	Gnollish flyswatter	46
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#163	Gnollish pie tin	31
#76	Gnollish plunger	37
#133	Gnollish slotted spoon	16
#149	Gnollish toolbox	45
#13	Gnomish toolbox	14
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#885	Go-Wassail	5
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#346	Goodfella contract	94
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#24	Grimacite Bock	2
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#23	Gummy Brains	33
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#34	Guzzlrbuck	3
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#132	Hatorade	1
#284	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	13
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#118	Hell broth	2
#165	Hell ramen	34
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#430	Hippy Army MPE	5
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#187	Iiti Kitty phone charm	18
#462	Imp Ale	343
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#936	Jack-in-the-box	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#120	Jolly Roger charrrm	41
#108	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	25
#608	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#76	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	3
#46	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
#132	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#122	Knob Goblin elite helm	51
#93	Knob Goblin elite pants	71
#91	Knob Goblin elite polearm	68
#139	Knob Goblin elite shirt	65
#38	Knob Goblin eyedrops	54
#245	Knob Goblin firecracker	95
#81	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
#79	Knob Goblin harem veil	85
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#152	Knob Goblin love potion	107
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#173	Knob Goblin melon baller	17
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#229	Knob Goblin pants	68
#120	Knob Goblin perfume	33
#65	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	41
#218	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
#433	Knob Goblin seltzer	20
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#397	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#133	Knob Goblin steroids	107
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#443	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
#207	Knob Goblin tongs	93
#149	Knob Goblin visor	51
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#131	Knob lo mein	2
#366	Knob mushroom	16
#170	Knob nuts	3
#131	Knob sausage	90
#55	Knob sausage stir-fry	8
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#61	Knob stuffed shells	57
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#213	Knoll mushroom	63
#57	Knoll shroomkabob	32
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#108	Lobos Mints	4
#102	Lockenstock™ sandals	57
#2146	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#766	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#27	Lucky Surprise Egg	447
#214	M-242	62
#186	MSG	2
#259	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#416	Mad Train wine	239
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#781	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
#117	Manetwich	8
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#478	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#166	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#32	Meat detector	12
#131	Meat maid	1
#68	Meat maid body	5
#72	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	138
#122	Meleegra™ pills	92
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#94	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	26
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#299	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	197
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#82	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2
#262	Milk Studs	4
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#315	Mob Penguin cellular phone	67
#214	Mohawk wig	61
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#312	Monstar energy beverage	13
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#110	Mornington crescent roll	3
#91	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#832	Mountain Stream soda	4
#158	Mr. Accessory	1
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#105	Mr. Haggis	30
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#1152	Mr. Mediocrebar	36
#85	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#70	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#92	NG	20
🥉	NPZR chemistry set	2,020
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#108	Necbro wafers	3
#288	Neuromancer	1
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#336	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#513	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#330	Nightstalker perfume	4
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#467	Now and Earlier	5
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#51	O	2
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#65	Okee-Dokee soda	13
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#162	Orcish baseball cap	27
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#25	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#146	P.B.L.T.	1
#193	PADL Phone	61
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#130	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	16
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#1231	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#274	Penultimate Fantasy chest	93
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#79	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	20
#59	Pine-Fresh air freshener	63
#30	PlexiPips	40
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#113	Pokëmann band-aid	8
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	20
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	15
#71	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	15
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	14
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	21
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	9
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	19
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
#71	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	20
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#46	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	25
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
#12	Polka Pop	701
#143	Polysniff Perfume	2
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#164	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	8
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#599	Ram's Face Lager	14
#96	Rattlin' Chains	4
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#101	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#635	Rock Pops	83
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#84	Roo trading card	2
#8	Russian Ice	912
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#282	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#181	Schrödinger's thermos	130
#801	Senior Mints	4
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#82	Serenity trading card	2
#213	Shivering Chèvre	2
#174	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#111	Silver Bullet beer	22
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#12	Single Alice's Army Foil	7
#265	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#139	Smart Bone Dust	1
#67	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	17
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#401	Snow Queen Crown	5
#255	Space Tours Tripple	1
#235	Spam Witch sammich	198
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#472	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#62	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	2
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#58	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#221	Strix stix	2
#51	Sugar Cog	70
#627	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#93	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#466	Supernova Champagne	5
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#92	Sweet Sword	3
#301	Swizzler	3
#182	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#706	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#722	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#713	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#380	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	138
#96	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#75	Temps Tempranillo	2
#93	Texas tea	2
#191	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	22
#64	The Bomb	2
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#49	The Lost Comb	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥉	The Necbromancer's Shorts	8
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
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#60	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	82
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#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
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#40	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	18
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#26	tiny plastic Professor What	2
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#50	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	2
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#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
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#83	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	68
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#63	tiny plastic The Man	49
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#76	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	77
#28	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	76
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#25	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	48
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#32	tiny plastic blazing bat	86
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#62	tiny plastic brainsweeper	85
#83	tiny plastic briefcase bat	70
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#28	tiny plastic buzzerker	93
#31	tiny plastic cavebugbear	91
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#27	tiny plastic coffee pixie	519
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#35	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	553
#78	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	76
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#24	tiny plastic hermit	77
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#59	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	78
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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#29	tiny plastic moneybee	94
#34	tiny plastic mosquito	558
#39	tiny plastic mumblebee	73
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#22	tiny plastic peacannon	55
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#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#37	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	503
#31	tiny plastic sauceror	91
#85	tiny plastic scary clown	67
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#78	tiny plastic senile lihc	72
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#91	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	68
#29	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	48
#64	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	85
#31	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	546
#83	tiny plastic spooky vampire	69
#36	tiny plastic stab bat	546
#31	tiny plastic star starfish	528
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#15	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	502
#79	tiny plastic taco cat	73
#147	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#25	tiny plastic the Free Man	50
#47	tiny plastic topiary golem	92
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#20	tiny plastic turtle tamer	144
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#111	tiny plastic warbear	2
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#72	tiny plastic warwelf	65
#102	tiny plastic whitesnake	59
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#67	tiny plastic zmobie	74
#81	tiny shaker of salt	20
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#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
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#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#60	tuning fork	4
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#48	turtle totem	1,917
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#106	twist of lime	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#56	two meat muck	3
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#67	unbearable light	7
#285	uncooked chorizo	15
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#125	unflavored wine cooler	4
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#183	unused soap	1
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#223	upsy daisy	17
#38	urchin roe	1
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#1271	useless powder	18
#1285	valuable trinket	28
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#130	vampire chowder	3
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#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
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#56	veiny spore pod	3
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#128	vial of The Glistening	3
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#296	viking helmet	44
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#196	viral DNA	1
#38	viral video	2
#2535	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#261	vodka and cranberry	9
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
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#67	vodka stratocaster	16
#567	volcanic ash	1
#77	volleyball	4
#159	voodoo glowskull	2
#76	vorpal blade	158
#264	wad of dough	202
#234	wad of tofu	28
#42	walrus-tusk earring	30
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#268	wand of pigification	1
#354	wang	4
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#354	warm mushroom	4
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#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
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#110	water wings	11
#117	watered-down Red Minotaur	14
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#25	wedge of gray cheese	2
#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#160	wet venom duct	1
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#513	white Canadian	4
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#285	white chocolate and tomato pizza	8
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#232	white chocolate chips	56
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#338	white lightning	32
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#342	white pixel	88
#310	white rice	3
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#235	white snake skin	55
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#64	wicker shield	102
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#143	willyweed	5
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#342	wind-up chattering teeth	93
#56	wind-up ensign	7
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#71	wind-up navigation droid	5
#69	wind-up owl	7
#71	wind-up spider	1
#62	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#239	windchimes	44
#321	wine spritzer	2
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#807	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
#196	witty rapier	24
#73	wolf mask	806
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#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#139	wriggling worm	1
#405	wumpus hair	2
#207	wussiness potion	92
#461	x-ray specs	44
#95	yak anorak	3
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#101	yellow drunki-bear	6
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#88	yellow pixel	3
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#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#380	yellow snowcone	91
#1062	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#721	yeti fur	84
#752	yo	11
#29	yo-yo	1,051
#314	yohohoyo	6
#194	yule gruel	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#68	zombie	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 18,819,542 items total!

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