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pLaster

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#506	"DRINK ME" potion	6
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#60	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	10
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#204	1-ball	32
#32	1.21 jigawatts	6
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#201	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	51
#9	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#236	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#187	2-ball	36
#124	25-meat staff	1
#215	3-ball	29
#231	30669 scroll	44
#287	33398 scroll	79
#309	334 scroll	19
#179	37x37x37 puzzle cube	4
#253	4-ball	22
#88	4-d camera	3
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#94	4-dimensional guitar	33
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#205	5-ball	30
#88	5-hour acrimony	5
#193	6-ball	34
#41	64067 scroll	15
#218	668 scroll	5
#88	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	51
#202	7-ball	33
#50	7-inch discus	1
#233	8-ball	137
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#75	8-bit banana	1
#397	9-ball	2
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#407	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#124	ASCII shirt	19
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#145	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	9
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#6	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Guard	5
#10	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	8
#8	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	4
#30	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
#10	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	7
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	6
#12	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	8
#10	Alice's Army Foil Page	8
#6	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	7
#21	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	4
#15	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	6
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#550	Amulet of Yendor	35
#658	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#401	Angry Farmer candy	246
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#139	Atomic Pop	4
#168	BACON	3
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#64	BRAINS shorts	22
#459	BRICKO brick	3
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#403	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#135	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
#73	Barulio's bottle	7
#66	Bash-Ōs boxtop	13
#41	Bash-Ōs cereal	24
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#56	Beignet Milgranet	4
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#100	Black Body™ spray	5
#411	Black No. 2	10
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#185	Blatantly Canadian	18
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#31	Blood 'n' Plenty	20
#188	Blood Light	23
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#155	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#486	Bonerdagon necklace	24
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#57	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#305	Boris's key lime pie	2
#161	Boris's ring	10
#742	Boss Bat bling	4
#487	Boss Bat britches	30
#133	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#370	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#68	Bright Water	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#177	Bulky Buddy Box	15
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#221	C.H.U.M. chum	4
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#134	CSA all-purpose soap	5
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#149	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#188	CSA discount card	4
#388	CSA fire-starting kit	3
#170	CSA obedience grenade	3
#182	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
#131	Camp Scout pup tent	14
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#16	Ched	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#88	Chori Zo trading card	2
#548	Chroner	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#24	Climate Colada	2
#240	Cloaca grenade	72
#1263	Cloaca-Cola	5
#191	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	19
#86	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	27
#94	Cloaca-Cola helmet	20
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#108	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#817	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#161	Coinspiracy	2
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#759	Cold Hots candy	4
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#61	Comet Pop	5
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#817	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#417	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#1089	Crimbo candied pecan	4
#470	Crimbo fudge	23
#1095	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1253	Crimboween memo	8
#287	Crown of the Goblin King	80
#347	D roll	1
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#1269	Daffy Taffy	14
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#313	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#83	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#249	Disco Banjo	2
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#312	Divine	1
#315	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#340	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	23
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#126	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	14
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#637	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#71	Dramatic™ range	25
#11	Dressage	1
#32	Driplet	2
#1533	Drowsy Sword	6
#754	Dyspepsi grenade	13
#1086	Dyspepsi-Cola	32
#43	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	56
#282	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#353	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#384	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#35	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	14
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#325	Ecto-Cooler	3
#217	Effermint™ tablets	3
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#59	El Vibrato drone	2
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#218	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#133	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#148	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#143	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#198	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#189	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#248	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#174	Elfin shortbread	6
#345	Elmley shades	2
#128	Elvish delight	2
#636	Ent cider	8
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#312	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	29
#120	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	6
#171	Feynman gate	71
#140	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#84	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#227	Frat Army FGF	16
#281	Friendliness Beverage	1
#214	Frogade	1
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#245	Gaia beads	12
#253	Game Grid ticket	3
#263	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#175	Genalen™ Bottle	15
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#101	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#191	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#71	Gnollish flyswatter	46
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#162	Gnollish pie tin	31
#76	Gnollish plunger	37
#134	Gnollish slotted spoon	16
#149	Gnollish toolbox	45
#13	Gnomish toolbox	14
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#882	Go-Wassail	5
#35	God Lobster Egg	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#347	Goodfella contract	94
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#138	Green Manalishi	3
#25	Grimacite Bock	2
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#456	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#24	Gummy Brains	33
#20	Guzzlr application	1
#33	Guzzlrbuck	3
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#131	Hatorade	1
#283	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	13
#148	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#117	Hell broth	2
#164	Hell ramen	34
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#430	Hippy Army MPE	5
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#405	Hollandaise helmet	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#166	How to Play Othello	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#186	Iiti Kitty phone charm	18
#459	Imp Ale	343
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#82	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#937	Jack-in-the-box	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#138	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#212	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#119	Jolly Roger charrrm	41
#108	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	25
#609	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#69	Junk-Bond	2
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#76	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	3
#46	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#121	Knob Goblin elite helm	51
#93	Knob Goblin elite pants	71
#90	Knob Goblin elite polearm	68
#138	Knob Goblin elite shirt	65
#38	Knob Goblin eyedrops	54
#244	Knob Goblin firecracker	95
#81	Knob Goblin harem pants	86
#78	Knob Goblin harem veil	85
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#151	Knob Goblin love potion	107
#374	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#171	Knob Goblin melon baller	17
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#228	Knob Goblin pants	68
#119	Knob Goblin perfume	33
#65	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	41
#217	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
#433	Knob Goblin seltzer	20
#103	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#395	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#132	Knob Goblin steroids	107
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#443	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
#207	Knob Goblin tongs	93
#143	Knob Goblin visor	51
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#128	Knob lo mein	2
#365	Knob mushroom	16
#168	Knob nuts	3
#131	Knob sausage	90
#56	Knob sausage stir-fry	8
#88	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#61	Knob stuffed shells	57
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#214	Knoll mushroom	63
#56	Knoll shroomkabob	32
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#101	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#108	Lobos Mints	4
#101	Lockenstock™ sandals	57
#2139	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#768	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#27	Lucky Surprise Egg	447
#213	M-242	62
#185	MSG	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#414	Mad Train wine	239
#304	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#781	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	9
#117	Manetwich	8
#204	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#481	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#166	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4
#313	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#32	Meat detector	12
#130	Meat maid	1
#68	Meat maid body	5
#72	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	138
#122	Meleegra™ pills	92
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#135	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#94	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	26
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#299	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	197
#977	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#835	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#887	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#980	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#995	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#914	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1005	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#957	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#80	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2
#260	Milk Studs	4
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#315	Mob Penguin cellular phone	67
#212	Mohawk wig	61
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#312	Monstar energy beverage	13
#230	Morbidda trading card	1
#109	Mornington crescent roll	3
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#835	Mountain Stream soda	4
#174	Mr. Accessory	1
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#105	Mr. Haggis	30
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#1153	Mr. Mediocrebar	36
#85	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#69	Muschat	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#157	ND	1
#92	NG	20
🥉	NPZR chemistry set	2,020
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#109	Necbro wafers	3
#286	Neuromancer	1
#370	New Zealand iced tea	1
#328	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#510	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	11
#329	Nightstalker perfume	4
#300	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#306	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#250	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#466	Now and Earlier	5
#182	Nuclear Blastball	5
#50	O	2
#177	O'RLY manual	3
#349	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#64	Okee-Dokee soda	13
#1268	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#161	Orcish baseball cap	27
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#143	P.B.L.T.	1
#192	PADL Phone	61
#80	PB&J with the crusts cut off	1
#332	PEEZ dispenser	2
#130	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	16
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#1226	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#273	Penultimate Fantasy chest	93
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#77	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	20
#58	Pine-Fresh air freshener	63
#30	PlexiPips	40
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#113	Pokëmann band-aid	8
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	20
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#92	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	15
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	15
#75	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	14
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	21
#113	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#145	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	9
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	19
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
#69	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	20
#78	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	19
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	25
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
#12	Polka Pop	701
#141	Polysniff Perfume	2
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#194	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#164	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	8
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#597	Ram's Face Lager	14
#96	Rattlin' Chains	4
#138	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#654	Red Rover BB gun	2
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#633	Rock Pops	83
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#84	Roo trading card	2
#8	Russian Ice	912
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#277	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#182	Schrödinger's thermos	130
#800	Senior Mints	4
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#80	Serenity trading card	2
#212	Shivering Chèvre	2
#173	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
#109	Silver Bullet beer	22
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#12	Single Alice's Army Foil	7
#259	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#67	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	17
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#221	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#399	Snow Queen Crown	5
#253	Space Tours Tripple	1
#235	Spam Witch sammich	198
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#151	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#469	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#453	Steal This Candy	3
#60	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	2
#78	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#54	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	2
#216	Strix stix	2
#50	Sugar Cog	70
#626	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#91	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#466	Supernova Champagne	5
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#91	Sweet Sword	3
#300	Swizzler	3
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#705	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#720	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#712	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	4
#410	Tales from the Fireside	3
#89	Tales of Spelunking	1
#168	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#379	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	138
#95	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#74	Temps Tempranillo	2
#92	Texas tea	2
#190	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	22
#64	The Bomb	2
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥉	The Necbromancer's Shorts	8
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
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