Ugmo Joe

RankItemQuantity
#3381337 7r0uZ0RZ24
#10512-ball2
#12425-meat staff1
#6753-ball5
#11144-ball2
#7745-ball4
#6966-ball5
#3227-Foot Dwarven mattock9
#14867-ball1
#7868-ball19
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#101A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1217Crown of the Goblin King19
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#540Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir5
#1424Drowsy Sword7
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#512Gaia beads2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#351Gnollish flyswatter8
#409Gnollish pie server3
#497Gnollish plunger3
#424Gnollish slotted spoon3
#419Iiti Kitty phone charm4
#583Imp Ale213
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#469Knob Goblin elite helm9
#298Knob Goblin elite pants18
#262Knob Goblin elite polearm20
#227Knob Goblin harem pants20
#196Knob Goblin harem veil25
#321Knob Goblin pants36
#395Knob Goblin scimitar23
#585Knob Goblin spatula3
#414Knob Goblin tongs24
#295Knob Goblin visor21
#318Lockenstock™ sandals6
#2143Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet7
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#202Meat detector3
#6Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog4
#529Mohawk wig10
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#519Orcish baseball cap4
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#260Pine-Fresh air freshener12
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#471Sinful Desires1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#365a butt tuba1
#579acid-squirting flower4
#394acoustic guitarrr9
#548amulet of extreme plot significance18
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#438annoying pitchfork6
#270ant hoe1
#127ant pick3
#283ant rake1
#410armgun2
#377arrrgyle socks6
#435asbestos crossbow1
#58asbestos helmet turtle2
#152asbestos staff4
#150asbestos sword5
#538asparagus knife9
#643asshat1
#1082astronaut pants5
#2045baconstone2
#2859badass belt16
#201balaclava4
#202balloon sword2
#1235bar skin1
#822barbed-wire fence2
#110barskin hat6
#343batblade8
#294beer bong7
#283bejeweled pledge pin16
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#1005big red clown nose1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#408black greaves4
#694black helmet1
#289black kettle drum2
#667black pixel13
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#533bloody clown pants7
#677blue pixel48
#266bone flute4
#400bone rattle3
#226bottle opener belt buckle14
#555box13
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#382bugbear beanie14
#365bugbear bungguard14
#293bullet-proof corduroys12
#937bum cheek2
#402can of maces2
#1853candy knuckles1
#110capacitor relay122
#112carbon nanotube frame124
#508cement sandals2
#71chain-mail monokini2
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#346chef's hat26
#507chintzy saucepan earring1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#158chrome staff4
#178chrome sword5
#1222cocoa egg1
#561coconut shell40
#597coffin lid1
#777cold ninja mask1
#338cool whip10
#704cornuthaum2
#272crowbarrr9
#403curmudgel1
#424dead guy's watch13
#80denim axe7
#153detective skull1
#3285diamond necklace1
#457diamond-studded cane10
#329didgeridooka9
#913dirty hobo gloves3
#819disco ball23
#689disco mask28
#292disembodied smile1
#271distressed denim pants11
#906disturbing fanfic46
#563drywall axe22
#340dungeoneer's dungarees3
#196eXtreme mittens24
#54eXtreme nose ring6
#4233easter egg balloon2
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#386enchanted toothpick3
#249energy drink IV11
#305enormous hoop earring3
#255eye-pod2
#299eyepatch25
#378f3d0r417
#468filthy corduroys10
#516filthy knitted dread sack7
#298finger cymbals1
#385fire poi3
#486flaming crutch9
#269flaming talons31
#1610flashing novelty button1
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#497foam noodle1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#544frilly skirt4
#309furniture dolly5
#264furry pants2
#386giant cactus quill1
#721giant discarded bottlecap6
#630giant discarded plastic fork15
#279giant foam finger8
#468giant needle62
#1593giant pinky ring5
#639glowing red eye10
#58gnauga hide buckler2
#56gnauga hide whip3
#358goat beard13
#700goat cheese pizza3
#241goatskin umbrella6
#394gold lamé pants1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#122grease gun1
#594green balloon2
#551green pixel63
#1613grue egg15
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#793helmet turtle31
#674hemp string4
#134hippo skin buckler1
#89hippo whip2
#342hippy protest button7
#353hors d'oeuvre tray2
#260hot pink lipstick2
#342hot plate1
#408huge spoon3
#441hypodermic needle3
#445imp unity ring1
#356infernal fife1
#210infernal insoles16
#577inflatable duck1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#274keg shield9
#290kick-ass kicks6
#309kickback cookbook2
#1898kneecapping stick1
#367knob bugle1
#98ladle of mystery2
#538lead necklace13
#287leather chaps10
#386leather mask10
#339leotarrrd5
#296lihc face18
#456linoleum crossbow1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#178linoleum staff4
#266linoleum sword3
#603little paper umbrella48
#385magic lamp1
#579magical ice cubes36
#367magilaser blastercannon3
#552maiden wig2
#296mariachi pants70
#262mesh cap10
#245miner's helmet13
#284miner's pants10
#109misfit teddy bear1
#152monster bait1
#65moxie magnet2
#599mullet wig1
#870night-vision goggles2
#393ninja hot pants7
#1849obsidian dagger6
#2221old sweatpants1
#265oversized pipe21
#726oversized pizza cutter2
#1351oyster basket2
#1491pail2
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#806party hat1
#1682passable elf mask1
#590pasta spoon32
#150penguin shorts1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#98penguin whip2
#58pentacorn hat2
#244perforated battle paddle18
#1884pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#225pointed stick4
#1087poison pen1
#1185pool cue1
#347potato sprout6
#382prosthetic forehead4
#250pygmy nose-bone3
#103rainbow tie1
#420ram stick3
#524ravioli hat38
#875razor-sharp can lid2
#632red pixel6
#293reinforced beaded headband12
#70rhesus monkey13
#456ridiculously huge sword20
#812ring of aggravate monster3
#376ring of conflict1
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#203ring of increase damage3
#316round purple sunglasses13
#558rubber axe1
#283rusty grave robbing shovel13
#537sabre teeth8
#162safarrri hat13
#505saucepan81
#685seal-clubbing club31
#685seal-skull helmet7
#2313shiny ring3
#224sk8board6
#502skeleton bone68
#942skeleton key1
#251skewer-mounted razor blade5
#335snorkel2
#129snowboarder pants34
#1197soft green echo eyedrop antidote5
#626solid gold pegleg2
#877spider web8
#268spiked femur13
#562spooky eyeliner5
#398spooky lipstick6
#661spooky shrunken head7
#276spooky stick38
#422spork3
#87star buckler4
#330star crossbow2
#280star hat5
#170star pants2
#308star staff1
#228star sword3
#541stolen accordion62
#1112stone of eXtreme power3
#5207stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#7839stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#7676stuffed snowy owl2
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#6345stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#431sucky decal4
#62suede shortsword5
#270swashbuckling pants18
#349sweet ninja sword3
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#1219throwing wrench3
#49tiny maracas11
#625tiny ninja sword1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#6224tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#6129tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2688tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#6231tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#2888tiny plastic levitating potato6
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#6197tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#403tiny shaker of salt6
#488tip jar1
#554titanium assault umbrella10
#2439toast36
#1689toy jet pack2
#1342toy ray gun4
#838toy space helmet9
#824turtle totem28
#678uncooked chorizo1
#52union scalemail pants3
#955valuable trinket58
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#386viking helmet26
#895vorpal blade1
#586wang1
#299war tongs5
#474water wings1
#515white satin pants4
#581white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#1935whoopie cushion1
#332wicker shield6
#432witty rapier3
#561wolf mask20
#317wonderwall shield2
#261wooden axe2
#170wooden stakes19
#460wool hat2
#410worn tophat2
#894worthless gewgaw1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#69yak whip2
#109yakskin buckler1
#55yakskin pants2
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1447yeti fur5
#478yohohoyo2

Wow, that's 3,298 items total!

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