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#176"DRINK ME" potion195
#114"meat" stick1
#115'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign15
#6881-ball5
#2381337 7r0uZ0RZ42
#6012-ball6
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#35430669 scroll24
#122433398 scroll1
#454334 scroll10
#6564-ball5
#274-d camera20
#714-dimensional guitar48
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#168668 scroll8
#2657-Foot Dwarven mattock11
#14867-ball1
#7248-ball22
#303ASCII shirt6
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#147Angry Farmer candy1,257
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#267Asleep in the Cemetery6
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#47BRICKO bat1
#264BRICKO brick272
#46BRICKO elephant1
#69BRICKO hat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#47BRICKO oyster1
#63BRICKO pants1
#38BRICKO python1
#61BRICKO sword1
#61BRICKO turtle1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#124Battlie Light Saver5
#237Ben-Gal™ Balm2
#528Bit O' Ectoplasm3
#483Black No. 27
#531Blackfly Chardonnay3
#495Blatantly Canadian2
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#184Boozehounds Anonymous token4
#144Boris's key lime3
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#613Boss Bat bling5
#113Boss Drops1
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#23Chester's sunglasses2
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#147Cloaca Cola Polar2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#761Cold Hots candy4
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#103Comet Pop1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#754Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#843Daffy Taffy31
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#19Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment626
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#706Dolphin King's crown6
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#555Dr. Hobo's scalpel6
#396Dramatic™ range2
#222Dreadsylvanian Almanac page9
#1338Drowsy Sword8
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#149Duskwalker syringe2
#729Dyspepsi-Cola75
#427Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues6
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#548Elf Farm Raffle ticket2
#160Elmley shades7
#875Ent cider3
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#128Ferrigno's Elixir of Power5
#128Flaskfull of Hollow1
#136Frat Army FGF45
#90Freddy Kruegerand142
#214Frogade1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#527Frosty's frosty mug2
#16Frosty's iceball1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#178GOTO1
#316Gaia beads7
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#78Game Grid ticket258
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#103Gnollish autoplunger2
#115Gnollish casserole dish9
#85Gnollish flyswatter39
#49Gnollish pie server40
#414Gnollish pie tin6
#69Gnollish plunger46
#46Gnollish slotted spoon46
#63Gnollish toolbox114
#69Gnomish toolbox1
#151Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer3
#82Grateful Undead T-shirt8
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#131Hatorade1
#241Hell ramen15
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#369Hippy Army MPE9
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#64Hollandaise helmet297
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#55Iiti Kitty phone charm135
#671Imp Ale160
#1205Instant Karma1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#139Jarlsberg's key lime3
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#356Kissin' Cousins3
#112Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar6
#215Knob Goblin elite helm27
#135Knob Goblin elite pants46
#142Knob Goblin elite polearm41
#293Knob Goblin elite shirt26
#48Knob Goblin firecracker643
#340Knob Goblin harem pants11
#222Knob Goblin harem veil20
#458Knob Goblin love potion19
#238Knob Goblin lunchbox6
#287Knob Goblin melon baller7
#222Knob Goblin pants70
#334Knob Goblin perfume9
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#226Knob Goblin scimitar66
#254Knob Goblin seltzer73
#443Knob Goblin steroids15
#264Knob Goblin superseltzer27
#239Knob Goblin tongs76
#184Knob Goblin visor39
#99Knob lo mein4
#301Knob mushroom26
#97Knob nuts10
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#66Knoll lo mein4
#47Knoll mushroom330
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#24Lazybones™ recliner1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#383Let Me Be!4
#205Lockenstock™ sandals15
#2017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#83MSG12
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#473Mad Train wine203
#308Mae West1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#126Mark of the Bugbear1
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#129Mark of the Vampire1
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#365Maxwell's Silver Hammer4
#120McMillicancuddy's Special Lager57
#403Meat detector1
#266Meleegra™ pills39
#293Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler14
#96Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,240
#89Mint Yulep1
#391Misty Cape1
#319Misty Cloak2
#118Mohawk wig113
#107Mon Tiki18
#134Monstar energy beverage89
#200Mountain Stream soda169
#248Mr. Haggis1
#106Mr. Joe's bangles13
#1569Mr. Mediocrebar19
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#182Mylar balloon1
#158ND1
#568NPZR chemistry set2
#78Nardz energy beverage14
#287Neuromancer1
#356Newbiesport™ tent4
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#135O'RLY manual8
#120Oil of Parrrlay29
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#242Orcish baseball cap15
#204Orcish cargo shorts16
#348Orcish frat-paddle7
#308Orcish meat locker1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#119Othello's dagger1
#55Othello's military jacket3
#40Ouija Board, Ouija Board1
#73PADL Phone258
#217PEEZ dispenser25
#29PVC staff1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#684Penultimate Fantasy chest6
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#147Piddles5
#195Pine-Fresh air freshener18
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#193Polka Pop1
#93Polysniff Perfume7
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#132Psychotic Train wine2
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#2103Rock Pops8
#152Roman sadnals1
#241SPF 451 lip balm10
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#471Sinful Desires1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#150Sneaky Pete's key lime2
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#122Space Tourist Phaser4
#120Space Tours Tripple10
#260Spam Witch sammich169
#129Spirit Precipice1
#393Spooky Surprise Egg29
#76Spooky-Gro fertilizer14
#113Squat-Thrust Magazine7
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#644Steal This Candy1
#437Summer Nights3
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#316Supernova Champagne12
#143Swabbie™ swab33
#122T.U.R.D.S. Key6
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#338Tasty Fun Good rice candy164
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#42The Ring2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#219Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#207Tiger-lily's milk5
#574Tiki lighter1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#17Time Bandit Time Towel3
#16Time Cape1
#113Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste55
#224Travels with Jerry5
#317Trollhouse cookies122
#361Tuesday's ruby5
#442Typical Tavern swill6
#149Ultracolor™ shirt1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#183Venus flytrap1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#174WA2
#315Wand of Nagamar18
#498Warm Subject gift certificate74
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#475Wint-O-Fresh mint25
#228Woldo trading card1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#142Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick7
#131Ye Olde Medieval Insult9
#137Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher87
#32Yorick1
#202Yummy Tummy bean1,042
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#196a butt tuba5
#148abominable blubber5
#1230abominable snowcone2
#206acid-squirting flower21
#584acoustic guitarrr4
#83actual tapas6
#494adder bladder8
#217all-purpose cleaner39
#116alpha-mail pants1
#500alphabet gum2
#1018ammonite fossil1
#147amok pudding1
#145amulet of extreme plot significance112
#50ancient Magi-Wipes479
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#159ancient frozen dinner15
#33ancient ice cream scoop62
#192ancient poisoned dart7
#53ancient protein powder229
#76ancient spice63
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#322ancient vinyl coin purse10
#40ankleweights1
#680anniversary balloon1
#633anniversary gift box6
#189annoying pitchfork14
#217ant agonist15
#255ant pick1
#252ant pitchfork1
#284ant rake1
#31anti-anti-antidote582
#684anticheese4
#223antique greaves40
#297antique hand mirror11
#223antique helmet45
#338antique packet of ketchup3
#240antique shield37
#247antique spear36
#20aquamariner's ring1
#54armgun109
#339around the world4
#679arrrgyle socks2
#138asbestos apron10
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#388asbestos ore16
#387asbestos staff1
#118asparagus knife89
#140asparagus lo mein1
#643asshat1
#106automatic catapult1
#30auxiliary backbone1
#154awful poetry journal1,310
#970baby killer bee7
#2045baconstone2
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#85bad-ass club2
#3767badass belt10
#753bag of lard1
#35bag of pygmy blood101
#571baggie of powdered sugar23
#294balaclava2
#372balaclava baklava6
#305balloon helmet1
#497balloon monkey3
#105balloon shield1
#96balloon sword5
#77ballpark hot daub1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#57banana milkshake2
#389banana smoothie1
#968bananagate1
#487bar skin17
#122bar whip1
#822barbed-wire fence2
#306bargain flash powder1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#470barrrnacle33
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#367barskin hat1
#88barskin loincloth1
#186barskin tent1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#327baseball14
#53basic meat pants6
#151basic meat spork1
#112basic meat sword2
#27bastard baster1
#307bat guano42
#231bat haggis1
#89bat hat1
#77bat whip1
#220bat wing81
#216bat wing kabob1
#365batblade7
#351batgut78
#682beach glass bead1
#288beach glass necklace1
#132beanbag chair5
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#95beaver spear1
#212bed of coals4
#138beer basted brat1
#198beer bomb207
#72beer bong80
#73beer helmet136
#84beer lens53
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#47beer-soaked mop38
#416begpwnia1
#87bejeweled pledge pin119
#123belemnite candy mold1
#242bellhop bell1
#41bezoar ring1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#99big bass drum21
#100big dribbly candle1
#166big red clown nose55
#21big stick105
#117bigger stick1
#424bilge wine22
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#146bird rib12
#410bit of clingfilm10
#175bit-o-cactus24
#589black & tan1
#86black cowboy hat1
#510black eyedrops1
#383black forest cake6
#552black forest ham1
#184black greaves15
#470black helmet3
#289black kettle drum2
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#354black pension check8
#264black pepper9
#569black pixel22
#586black plastic oyster egg8
#106black pudding40
#327black shield6
#851black snake skin1
#190black spot4
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#313black sword8
#501blackberry9
#650blob-shaped Crimbo cookie11
#99bloodied surgical dungarees2
#171bloody beer162
#141bloody clown pants59
#621bloody mary1
#241blue class ring15
#480blue pixel102
#315blue pixel potion2
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#123blue shell1
#83blue suede shoes1
#242boilermaker1
#168bone abacus1
#235bone flute5
#400bone rattle3
#395booty chest charrrm11
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#145bottle of Monsieur Bubble65
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#209bottle of alcohol18
#203bottle of antifreeze5
#157bottle of cooking sherry13
#348bottle of gin55
#2386bottle of goofballs8
#679bottle of popskull1
#152bottle of rhinoceros hormones3
#359bottle of rum142
#272bottle of sake2
#209bottle of sewage schnapps35
#200bottle of tequila180
#177bottle of ultravitamins3
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#216bottle of whiskey235
#68bottle opener belt buckle85
#318bottled inspiration1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#89bowl of Jeal-O70
#241bowl of cottage cheese115
#296bowl of fishysoisse3
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#45bowl of rye sprouts19
#139box116
#5246box of sunshine6
#127box turtle3
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
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#445boxed wine43
#175boxing glove2
#66boxing glove on a spring1
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#247brainy skull1
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#156breakfast mess8
#133breath mint27
#2374brick2
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#1380brine1
#23brittle plastic handle1
#627broken skull15
#134broken sword39
#274bronze breastplate5
#122bronzed locust24
#53brown felt tophat57
#208brown sugar cane26
#96bubble bauble bow1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#432bubblewrap ore3
#192bubblin' crude80
#137bubbly potion132
#294bucket of honey2
#15buckler buckle108
#1627buckyball1
#108buffalo blade1
#123bugbear beanie75
#123bugbear bungguard68
#172bullet-proof corduroys38
#263bum cheek79
#200bunch of square grapes23
#233buoybottoms3
#177cactus fruit14
#185calavera concertina1
#98can cannon1
#534can of Binarrrca17
#186can of Ghuol-B-Gone™3
#241can of Red Minotaur19
#210can of black paint1
#310can of maces3
#494can of spinach4
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
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#2359candied yams2
#717candy brain2
#3615candy cane3
#26candy cane candygram1
#43cane-mail pants1
#30cane-mail shirt1
#342cannonball charrrm15
#60canopic jar320
#1749canteen of wine1
#404carbonated soy milk5
#222carbonated water lily27
#80cardboard box turtle1
#325cardboard ore5
#153cardboard wakizashi21
#147caret1
#95carob brownies3
#77carob cannon1
#526carob chunk cookies2
#437carob chunks7
#62carrot claret1
#76carrot nose1
#389casino pass7
#588cast15
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#289cat appendix12
#319catgut23
#216catgut taco1
#83catskin cap1
#193centipede eggs21
#78centurion helmet1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#233chaos butterfly1,227
#88charged magnet1
#190charming flute2
#244cheap cigar butt8
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#1660cheap toaster1
#185chef's hat72
#235chef-in-the-box1
#274cherry pie1
#402chewing gum on a string19
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#138chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli5
#160chloroform rag30
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#125chopsticks44
#103chorizo brownies24
#240chorizo taco19
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#495chrome ore9
#372chrome sword2
#392chunk of rock salt2
#38cigar box turtle49
#616clay peace-sign bead1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#57clockwork handle1
#32clockwork hat2
#546clockwork key3
#62clockwork maid4
#101clockwork pants1
#46clockwork staff1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#155cloudy potion121
#134clown shoes28
#816clown skin1
#112clown wig2
#239clownskin belt1
#111clownskin buckler1
#202clownskin harness1
#1633club necklace4
#119club of the five seasons1
#86clutch of dodecapede eggs16
#204cob of corn1
#285cocktail napkin13
#663cocoa egg10
#243cocoa eggshell fragment344
#282coconut shell203
#60coffin lid41
#181cog174
#248cog and sprocket assembly1
#85cold hi mein11
#100cold ninja mask41
#229cold powder2
#374cold wad1
#56collapsible baton1
#187comfy coffin6
#364commemorative war stein57
#651communications windchimes1
#9compression stocking3,949
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#300concentrated magicalness pill6
🥉control crystal1
#85cool mushroom32
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#315cool whip11
#485copper ha'penny charrrm6
#171corn holder9
#198corncob pipe8
#306cornuthaum19
#1027corpse on the beach4
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#13correction fluid162
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#736corrupted data1
#216costume sword3
#246cottage1
#76cotton candy bale3
#187cotton candy cone1
#118cotton candy pillow4
#80cotton candy pinch2
#88cotton candy plug4
#79cranberries574
#111crazy hobo notebook6
#778crazy little Turkish delight3
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#433cream pie1
#212cream stout21
#180creamsicle28
#200creepy ginger ale1
#19creepy-ass club1
#23crossbow string93
#113crotchety pants1
#114crowbar2
#706crowbarrr1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#44crumbling rat skull16
#63crystal skeleton vodka3
#27crystalline reamer1
#262crystallized memory1
#123cup of infinite pencils12
#69cup of lukewarm tea1
#390cup of primitive beer2
#104curdflinger1
#188curmudgel7
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#1025daisy1
#318dance card5
#136dark potion131
#32dead guy's memento1
#73dead guy's watch158
#323deadly lampshade3
#207death blossom1
#229decaying goldfish liver30
#19decaying wooden paddle1
#23decaying wooden pole1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#183decomposed boot1
#810decorative fountain1
#414dehydrated caviar7
#469delicious noodles1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#93delicious swamp muck11
#93demon buckler1
#923demon skin1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#756dense meat stack12
#37dense meat staff2
#57dense meat sword2
#125dented harmonica30
#319deodorant8
#176depantsing bomb30
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#473desiccated apricot7
#154detective skull1
#207devilish folio1
#1956diamond necklace3
#480diamond-studded cane9
#228didgeridooka20
#164digital key lime2
#379digital key lime pie1
#1622dill1
#209dingy planks1
#155dire fudgesicle13
#288dirty hobo gloves88
#230disassembled clover468
#316disbelief suspenders3
#176disco ball333
#181disco mask318
#240disease64
#217disembodied brain19
#292disembodied smile1
#228dishrag2
#184disintegrating quill pen55
#214displaced fish25
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Wow, that's 80,498 items total!

what items are this player missing?