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ThiefAlt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#176	"DRINK ME" potion	195
#113	"meat" stick	1
#115	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	15
#688	1-ball	5
#238	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	42
#601	2-ball	6
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#354	30669 scroll	24
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#454	334 scroll	10
#656	4-ball	5
#27	4-d camera	20
#71	4-dimensional guitar	48
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#168	668 scroll	8
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#1486	7-ball	1
#724	8-ball	22
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#147	Angry Farmer candy	1,257
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#268	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#263	BRICKO brick	272
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#124	Battlie Light Saver	5
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#483	Black No. 2	7
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#185	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#143	Boris's key lime	3
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#113	Boss Drops	1
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2652	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#843	Daffy Taffy	31
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#19	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	626
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#220	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	9
#1339	Drowsy Sword	8
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#730	Dyspepsi-Cola	75
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#160	Elmley shades	7
#875	Ent cider	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#128	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#136	Frat Army FGF	45
#90	Freddy Kruegerand	142
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#178	GOTO	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#78	Game Grid ticket	258
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#115	Gnollish casserole dish	9
#85	Gnollish flyswatter	39
#49	Gnollish pie server	40
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#69	Gnollish plunger	46
#46	Gnollish slotted spoon	46
#63	Gnollish toolbox	114
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#82	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#241	Hell ramen	15
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#63	Hollandaise helmet	297
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#55	Iiti Kitty phone charm	135
#671	Imp Ale	160
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#214	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#135	Knob Goblin elite pants	46
#142	Knob Goblin elite polearm	41
#293	Knob Goblin elite shirt	26
#48	Knob Goblin firecracker	643
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#221	Knob Goblin harem veil	20
#458	Knob Goblin love potion	19
#238	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#222	Knob Goblin pants	70
#334	Knob Goblin perfume	9
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#226	Knob Goblin scimitar	66
#254	Knob Goblin seltzer	73
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#264	Knob Goblin superseltzer	27
#239	Knob Goblin tongs	76
#184	Knob Goblin visor	39
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#300	Knob mushroom	26
#96	Knob nuts	10
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#66	Knoll lo mein	4
#47	Knoll mushroom	330
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#384	Let Me Be!	4
#205	Lockenstock™ sandals	15
#2016	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#84	MSG	12
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#473	Mad Train wine	203
#308	Mae West	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#120	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	57
#403	Meat detector	1
#266	Meleegra™ pills	39
#293	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	14
#96	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,240
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#320	Misty Cloak	2
#117	Mohawk wig	113
#107	Mon Tiki	18
#134	Monstar energy beverage	89
#200	Mountain Stream soda	169
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#106	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
#1568	Mr. Mediocrebar	19
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#78	Nardz energy beverage	14
#287	Neuromancer	1
#354	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#135	O'RLY manual	8
#120	Oil of Parrrlay	29
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#241	Orcish baseball cap	15
#204	Orcish cargo shorts	16
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#118	Othello's dagger	1
#54	Othello's military jacket	3
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#73	PADL Phone	258
#218	PEEZ dispenser	25
#29	PVC staff	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#684	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#146	Piddles	5
#195	Pine-Fresh air freshener	18
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#93	Polysniff Perfume	7
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#240	SPF 451 lip balm	10
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#122	Space Tourist Phaser	4
#120	Space Tours Tripple	10
#260	Spam Witch sammich	169
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#393	Spooky Surprise Egg	29
#76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	14
#113	Squat-Thrust Magazine	7
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#143	Swabbie™ swab	33
#122	T.U.R.D.S. Key	6
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#338	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	164
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#205	Tiger-lily's milk	5
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#16	Time Bandit Time Towel	3
#16	Time Cape	1
#113	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	55
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#317	Trollhouse cookies	122
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#174	WA	2
#315	Wand of Nagamar	18
#498	Warm Subject gift certificate	74
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#475	Wint-O-Fresh mint	25
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#142	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	7
#131	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	9
#137	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	87
#32	Yorick	1
#202	Yummy Tummy bean	1,042
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#196	a butt tuba	5
#148	abominable blubber	5
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#205	acid-squirting flower	21
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#83	actual tapas	6
#494	adder bladder	8
#217	all-purpose cleaner	39
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#499	alphabet gum	2
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#145	amulet of extreme plot significance	112
#50	ancient Magi-Wipes	479
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#159	ancient frozen dinner	15
#33	ancient ice cream scoop	62
#192	ancient poisoned dart	7
#53	ancient protein powder	229
#76	ancient spice	63
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#322	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
#40	ankleweights	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#189	annoying pitchfork	14
#217	ant agonist	15
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#31	anti-anti-antidote	582
#683	anticheese	4
#223	antique greaves	40
#296	antique hand mirror	11
#223	antique helmet	45
#337	antique packet of ketchup	3
#239	antique shield	37
#247	antique spear	36
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#54	armgun	109
#339	around the world	4
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#138	asbestos apron	10
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#389	asbestos ore	16
#387	asbestos staff	1
#118	asparagus knife	89
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#154	awful poetry journal	1,310
#967	baby killer bee	7
#2045	baconstone	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#84	bad-ass club	2
#3768	badass belt	10
#753	bag of lard	1
#35	bag of pygmy blood	101
#571	baggie of powdered sugar	23
#293	balaclava	2
#372	balaclava baklava	6
#305	balloon helmet	1
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#95	balloon sword	5
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#56	banana milkshake	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#969	bananagate	1
#487	bar skin	17
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#470	barrrnacle	33
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#327	baseball	14
#53	basic meat pants	6
#151	basic meat spork	1
#112	basic meat sword	2
#27	bastard baster	1
#307	bat guano	42
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#220	bat wing	81
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#365	batblade	7
#351	batgut	78
#680	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#132	beanbag chair	5
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#94	beaver spear	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#138	beer basted brat	1
#199	beer bomb	207
#72	beer bong	80
#72	beer helmet	136
#84	beer lens	53
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#46	beer-soaked mop	38
#416	begpwnia	1
#87	bejeweled pledge pin	119
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#98	big bass drum	21
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#166	big red clown nose	55
#21	big stick	105
#117	bigger stick	1
#423	bilge wine	22
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#146	bird rib	12
#411	bit of clingfilm	10
#175	bit-o-cactus	24
#589	black & tan	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#383	black forest cake	6
#552	black forest ham	1
#184	black greaves	15
#469	black helmet	3
#289	black kettle drum	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#354	black pension check	8
#264	black pepper	9
#572	black pixel	22
#586	black plastic oyster egg	8
#106	black pudding	40
#327	black shield	6
#851	black snake skin	1
#190	black spot	4
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#313	black sword	8
#502	blackberry	9
#649	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#99	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
#171	bloody beer	162
#141	bloody clown pants	59
#621	bloody mary	1
#242	blue class ring	15
#482	blue pixel	102
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#122	blue shell	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#235	bone flute	5
#400	bone rattle	3
#394	booty chest charrrm	11
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#145	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	65
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#208	bottle of alcohol	18
#203	bottle of antifreeze	5
#157	bottle of cooking sherry	13
#350	bottle of gin	55
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#362	bottle of rum	142
#272	bottle of sake	2
#209	bottle of sewage schnapps	35
#201	bottle of tequila	180
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#192	bottle of vodka	148
#218	bottle of whiskey	235
#69	bottle opener belt buckle	85
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#89	bowl of Jeal-O	70
#242	bowl of cottage cheese	115
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#45	bowl of rye sprouts	19
#139	box	116
#5244	box of sunshine	6
#127	box turtle	3
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#13	boxcar turtle	217
#447	boxed wine	43
#176	boxing glove	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#168	brains casserole	2
#248	brainy skull	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#65	brass gear	145
#155	breakfast mess	8
#132	breath mint	27
#2374	brick	2
#201	briefcase	52
#1381	brine	1
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#628	broken skull	15
#134	broken sword	39
#275	bronze breastplate	5
#122	bronzed locust	24
#53	brown felt tophat	57
#209	brown sugar cane	26
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#193	bubblin' crude	80
#137	bubbly potion	132
#294	bucket of honey	2
#15	buckler buckle	108
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#123	bugbear beanie	75
#123	bugbear bungguard	68
#173	bullet-proof corduroys	38
#262	bum cheek	79
#201	bunch of square grapes	23
#234	buoybottoms	3
#178	cactus fruit	14
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#533	can of Binarrrca	17
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#241	can of Red Minotaur	19
#211	can of black paint	1
#311	can of maces	3
#494	can of spinach	4
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#903	candied kobold	2
#2360	candied yams	2
#717	candy brain	2
#3617	candy cane	3
#27	candy cane candygram	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#342	cannonball charrrm	15
#59	canopic jar	320
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#405	carbonated soy milk	5
#223	carbonated water lily	27
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#326	cardboard ore	5
#153	cardboard wakizashi	21
#146	caret	1
#95	carob brownies	3
#77	carob cannon	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#438	carob chunks	7
#62	carrot claret	1
#76	carrot nose	1
#389	casino pass	7
#588	cast	15
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#289	cat appendix	12
#318	catgut	23
#216	catgut taco	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#192	centipede eggs	21
#78	centurion helmet	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#233	chaos butterfly	1,227
#89	charged magnet	1
#190	charming flute	2
#243	cheap cigar butt	8
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#184	chef's hat	72
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#402	chewing gum on a string	19
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#138	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	5
#161	chloroform rag	30
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#125	chopsticks	44
#103	chorizo brownies	24
#240	chorizo taco	19
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#494	chrome ore	9
#372	chrome sword	2
#391	chunk of rock salt	2
#38	cigar box turtle	49
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#203	vodka and cranberry	11
#386	vodka martini	2
#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#565	volcanic ash	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#251	vorpal blade	32
#651	wad of dough	28
#695	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#385	wang	3
#66	war tongs	70
#10	warm mushroom	270
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#63	wasabi-infused sake	4
🥈	washboard shield	1
#519	water pipe bomb	39
#474	water wings	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#141	weremoose spit	2
#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
#66	whip kit	10
#32	whiskey and cola	110
#256	whiskey and soda	3
#73	whiskey sour	42
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#233	white candy heart	148
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#242	white chocolate chips	54
#180	white class ring	61
#146	white collar	12
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#617	white lightning	9
#252	white picket fence	16
#194	white pixel	234
#416	white rice	1
#169	white satin pants	29
#120	white satin shield	21
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#227	white sword	23
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#211	wicker shield	16
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#110	wind-up Whatsian robot	3
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#132	wind-up ensign	2
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#164	wind-up owl	1
#132	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#814	windchimes	1
#321	wine spritzer	2
#38	wine-soaked bone chips	22
#93	wings of fire	1
#320	witty rapier	8
#88	wolf mask	660
#132	wonderwall shield	11
#82	wooden figurine	10
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#184	wooden stakes	17
#180	wool hat	11
#259	worn tophat	6
#315	worthless gewgaw	16
#327	worthless knick-knack	21
#321	worthless trinket	11
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#224	wussiness potion	83
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#237	yellow brick road	3
#180	yellow candy heart	302
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1945	yellow snowcone	2
#1583	yeti fur	4
#313	yohohoyo	6
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 80,498 items total!

what items are this player missing?