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Solve_Omnis

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#33	"KICK ME" sign	86
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#14	"meat" stick	1,381
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#688	1-ball	5
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#957	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#135	1952 Mickey Mantle card	16
#755	2-ball	4
#78	25-meat staff	2
#606	3-ball	6
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#773	334 scroll	2
#29	37x37x37 puzzle cube	304
#656	4-ball	5
#140	4-d camera	1
#15	4-dimensional fez	20
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#647	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#696	6-ball	5
#158	64067 scroll	3
#320	668 scroll	2
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#654	7-ball	6
#25	7-inch discus	2
#1224	8-ball	8
#9	8-billed baseball cap	25
#45	8-bit banana	10
#401	9-ball	2
#18	99.44% pure math	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#29	A Light that Never Goes Out	6
#67	A muse-bouche	5
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#11	ASCII fu manchu	174
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#42	Afternoon Delight	11
#44	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	15
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#56	Alewife™ Ale	63
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#119	Alice's Army Alchemist	10
#118	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#130	Alice's Army Halberder	8
#84	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#168	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#260	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#38	Ambitious Turkey	51
#33	Amnesiac Ale	2
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#13	Ancient Protector Soda	46
#13	Ancient Saucehelm	45
#9	Angelhair Culottes	34
#473	Angry Farmer candy	184
#90	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
#35	Ankh of Badahnkadh	16
#12	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	2
#13	Argarggagarg's fang	41
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#15	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	14
#29	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	9
#37	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	7
#37	Artist's Spatula of Despair	5
#33	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#6	Ass-Stompers of Violence	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#141	Atomic Pop	4
#34	Aura Libre	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#30	Aye Aye	4
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#99	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	8
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#437	BGE merchandise order form	9
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#69	BGE shotglass	59
#93	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#100	BGE tiny plastic toy	9
#32	BOOterfinger	13
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#305	BRICKO brick	110
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#67	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#69	BRICKO stud	7
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#13	BROS Energy Drink	131
#44	BUBBLE GUM	9
#37	BURT	592
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#10	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	33
#36	Bangyomaman battle juice	26
#75	Barney's rake	4
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#236	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	42
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#167	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	16
#5	Barulio's bottle	216
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#69	Bash-Ōs cereal	12
#8	Battlie Light Saver	304
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#6	Belt of Howling Anger	57
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#75	Ben-Gal™ Balm	52
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#30	Big Punk	14
#93	Bit O' Ectoplasm	33
#33	Bit O' Quail Spleen	9
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#45	Black Body™ spray	13
#39	Black Hole	3
#53	Black No. 2	275
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#46	Blatantly Canadian	261
#15	Bling of the New Wave	28
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#64	Blood Light	51
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#32	Boletus Broletus mushroom	3
#156	Bone's Farm "wine"	12
#1015	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#35	Bonestabber	1
#7	Boots of Twilight Whispers	51
#64	Boozehounds Anonymous token	16
#75	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#114	Boris's ring	12
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#864	Boss Bat britches	16
#114	Boss Drops	1
#40	Bowl of Scorpions	24
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#20	Bram's choker	11
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#201	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	17
#49	Bright Water	3
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#32	Bruno's blessing of Mars	14
#38	Bugbearclaw Donut	8
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#62	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#28	Buttery Knob	4
🥈	Byte	1
#10	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	33
#90	C.H.U.M. chum	21
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	17
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#8	CSA all-purpose soap	909
#14	CSA bravery badge	1,012
#14	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,002
#17	CSA discount card	1,111
#98	CSA fire-starting kit	243
#15	CSA obedience grenade	1,181
#14	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,242
#45	Caipiranha	1
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#10	Camp Scout pup tent	1,266
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#42	Candy Alexander	3
#116	Carpathian longsword	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#28	Chakra Libre	4
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#49	Charity's choker	7
#141	Cherry Cloaca Cola	12
#60	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#15	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	3
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#9	Chinese curse words	164
#65	Choco-Mint patty	5
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#492	Chroner	7
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#48	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#102	Clara's bell	2
#11	Claw of the Infernal Seal	33
#7	Claybender glasses	112
#48	Climate Colada	1
#125	Cloaca Cola Polar	10
#285	Cloaca grenade	61
#947	Cloaca-Cola	16
#91	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	38
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#39	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	16
#10	Cloak of Dire Shadows	37
#111	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#555	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#11	Colander of Em-er'il	41
#123	Cold Hots candy	121
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#129	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#67	Comet Drop	1
#67	Comet Pop	3
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#8	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	144
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#50	Corpse Island iced tea	72
#98	Cosmic Calorie	327
#50	Cracklin' Oat Bran	18
#61	Crazymaker	2
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#274	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	21
#64	Crimbo Credit	215
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#51	Crimbo candied pecan	780
#51	Crimbo fudge	799
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#12	Crimbo paste	44
#43	Crimbo peppermint bark	788
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#119	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	41
#32	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	18
#44	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	16
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	22
#31	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	21
#23	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	26
#21	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	25
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#27	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	21
#22	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	29
#29	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	19
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#54	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	12
#44	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	14
#109	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	48
#25	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	24
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#47	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	14
#98	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	49
#111	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	14
#19	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	26
#40	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	14
#94	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	56
#24	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	22
#43	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	14
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	21
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#109	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	45
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	20
#103	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	44
#22	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	24
#5	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	10
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#705	Crimbuck	1,294
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#39	Crown of the Goblin King	358
#68	Cursed Punch	2
#22	D roll	403
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#347	Daffy Taffy	94
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	2
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#45	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	2
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#23	Dark & Starry	5
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#42	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	13
#83	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#19	Disco 'Fro Pick	37
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#313	Divine	1
#299	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#541	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#29	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	10
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#80	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#635	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#31	Doublepunchplanter	2
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#52	Drac & Tan	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#109	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	69
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#55	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	7
#46	Drowsy Sword	242
#44	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#20	Drunken Neurologist	8
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#4	Duskwalker fangs	129
#7	Duskwalker syringe	268
#40	Dweebisol™ inhaler	24
#372	Dyspepsi grenade	36
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola	327
#200	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	14
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#93	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	7
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#39	Earth, Wind and Firewater	4
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#59	Effermint™ tablets	93
#26	El Sombrero De Lopez	39
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	8
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	12
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#15	Elder Turtle Shell	37
#211	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#27	Elizabeth's paintbrush	13
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#71	Elmley shades	17
#31	Elvish delight	25
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#47	Enchanted Flyswatter	12
#45	Enchanted Plunger	11
#26	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#348	Ent cider	22
#14	Essence of Bear	1
#43	Event Horizon	3
#50	Everlasting Deckswabber	17
#51	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#28	Extra-slimy Slimosa	3
#161	FDKOL commendation	4,590
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#68	Fantasma en la Máquina	86
#29	Fauna Libre	4
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#28	Fettris	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#41	Firewater	2
#58	Fitspiration™ poster	39
#22	Five Second Energy™	5
#35	Flamin' Whatshisname	24
#37	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#45	Flaming Knob	3
#51	Flaming Mohobo	3
#37	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#63	Flaskfull of Hollow	107
#37	Flying Caipiranha	2
#49	Fog Murderer	9
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#58	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
#249	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#50	French bronilla brogurt	1
#43	Friendliness Beverage	228
#41	Frigid Northern Beans	5
#101	Frogade	6
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#40	Frost™ brand sword	4
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#47	Fu Manchu Wax	14
#153	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#51	Fun-Guy spore	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#15	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#62	GOTO	26
#156	Gaia beads	27
#9	Galapagosian Cuisses	34
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#149	Game Grid token	13
#8	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	34
#5	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	53
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#36	Gearhead Goo	30
#91	Genalen™ Bottle	52
#30	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Constellation	2
#16	Gene Tonic: Construct	4
#15	Gene Tonic: Demon	2
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#21	Gene Tonic: Fish	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#14	Gene Tonic: Orc	2
#28	Gene Tonic: Penguin	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#154	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#17	Ghost Dog Chow	178
#6	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	30
#89	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#39	Glenn's golden dice	3
#43	Glo-Pop	8
#50	Gnollish Crossdress	12
#75	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
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#22	wind-up navigation droid	21
#33	wind-up owl	14
#31	wind-up spider	25
#23	wind-up vampire teeth	17
#669	windchimes	3
#321	wine spritzer	2
#58	wine-soaked bone chips	16
#94	wings of fire	1
#390	witch hat	2
#6	witch wart	39
🥇	witch's bra	1
#22	witch's bread	8
#21	witch's brew	7
#476	witty rapier	2
#14	woim	3
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#986	wolf mask	3
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#18	wood screw	51
#122	wooden axe	8
#528	wooden block	5
#68	wooden figurine	11
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#28	wool sock	3
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#240	worn tophat	7
#18	worst candy	39
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#651	worthless trinket	2
#73	woven baling wire bracelets	10
#39	wreath of laurels	13
#39	wrench bracelet	77
#49	wrestling mask	6
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#74	wriggling worm	34
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#319	wumpus hair	4
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#76	wussiness potion	344
#47	x-ray mirror	6
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#83	yak anorak	4
#355	yak skin	1
#51	yak toupee	2
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#55	yakskin pants	2
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#67	yam candy	4
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#337	yellow brick road	1
#948	yellow candy heart	6
#140	yellow candygram	8
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#335	yellow gummi ingot	99
#33	yellow matter custard	5
#1801	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#95	yellow pixel	1
#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#13	yellow puck	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1198	yeti fur	13
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#127	yohohoyo	29
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#25	zombie	34
#19	zombie accordion	1
#9	zombie dinosaur egg	26
#61	zombie hollandaise	33
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 436,959 items total!

what items are this player missing?