Museum :: mhwombat

mhwombat

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#911	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#757	2-ball	4
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#618	30669 scroll	7
#800	33398 scroll	7
#522	334 scroll	7
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#889	4-ball	3
#103	4-d camera	2
#323	4-dimensional guitar	3
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#879	5-ball	3
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#603	6-ball	6
#190	64067 scroll	2
#178	668 scroll	7
#381	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1333	8-ball	7
#78	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#214	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#172	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#168	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#172	Alice's Army Coward	2
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#67	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#63	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#204	Alice's Army Guard	2
#204	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#161	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1616	Angry Farmer candy	7
#393	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1227	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#216	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#631	BURT	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#123	Barney's rake	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3370	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#149	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#127	CSA all-purpose soap	7
#136	CSA bravery badge	7
#174	CSA cheerfulness ration	7
#173	CSA discount card	7
#356	CSA fire-starting kit	7
#158	CSA obedience grenade	7
#137	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	23
#44	Caipiranha	1
#159	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#104	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#2254	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#36	Cursed Punch	7
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#81	Duskwalker fangs	6
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#265	Game Grid token	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#297	Green Clover of Justice	7
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#117	Hell broth	2
#513	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#322	Hollandaise helmet	7
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#84	Iiti Kitty phone charm	72
#689	Imp Ale	152
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#175	Knob Goblin Mutagen	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#106	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	7
#536	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#874	Knob Goblin firecracker	6
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#603	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#780	Knob Goblin pants	4
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#651	Knob Goblin scimitar	7
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#678	Knob Goblin tongs	7
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#950	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	27
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1466	Mad Train wine	5
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#24	Mark I Steam-Hat	7
#20	Mark II Steam-Hat	7
#17	Mark III Steam-Hat	7
#19	Mark IV Steam-Hat	7
#59	Mark V Steam-Hat	7
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#1059	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#296	Misty Cape	3
#320	Misty Cloak	2
#322	Misty Robe	2
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#643	Mohawk wig	6
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#723	Mountain Stream soda	7
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#247	Nuclear Blastball	1
#143	O'RLY manual	7
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#123	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#382	Orcish baseball cap	7
#382	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#90	PB&BP	1
#236	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#803	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#407	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	5
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#446	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#293	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#415	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	5
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#212	Shivering Chèvre	2
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#102	Space Tourist Phaser	6
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#142	Squat-Thrust Magazine	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	2
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#669	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#203	Tears of the Quiet Healer	3
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#214	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	18
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1944	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#794	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1596	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#171	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#276	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	2
#274	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	2
#272	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	2
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#426	Typical Tavern swill	8
#38	UV monocular	4
#100	Ultracolor™ shirt	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#74	Van der Graaf helmet	4
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#237	WA	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#952	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#102	Whoompa Fur Pants	4
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#171	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4
#150	Ye Olde Meade	3
#154	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	5
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#623	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#182	a butt tuba	6
#346	a little sump'm sump'm	7
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#266	abandoned candy	2
#165	abominable blubber	3
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
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#63	yakskin skirt	1
#180	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1379	yellow candy heart	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1583	yeti fur	4
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#104	your own black heart	1

Wow, that's 9,219 items total!

what items are this player missing?